>Be foid>Dad wanted a son>Named me Richard>People literally call me Dick or DickieIt was over for me before it began
>>83838030I don't believe you, anon. But if that is the case. Surly your middle or last name would be better to go by?
>>83838030Hi Richard. Can i see your Dickie?
>>83838030Why don't you just own that shit and become "Dick the dickhead".
>>83838030at least you aren't a boy named Sue
>>83838044Not really and even so, I've just always gone by the name since before I knew it was weird so it's just what people know me as. Maybe if I packed up and moved to a new city and started fresh. But while I'm here I'm screwed>>83838048I don't have one fr>>83838059I tried to before and that's where Dickie came from, like people making fun of me for it>>83838094Sue as in Susan? That's pretty bad ye
>>83838108>I don't have one frImpossible. is it really small? is that why you're embarassed and don't wanna show r9k your small Dickie? Don't be! we're all friends here
ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR GIVES YOU LITTLE RICHARDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzlD6rnvHa8
>>83838030I know this it bait but it's funny so I'll bite.
why would your dad do this? Why did your mother allow it?
>>83838389It's a generational name thing, his name is Richard as is his dad and grandad. No mother in the picture, single-dad raised and I'm his only kid.>>83838173I fuckin wish it was bait
>>83838455>It's a generational name thing, his name is Richard as is his dad and grandad. No mother in the picture, single-dad raised and I'm his only kid.Is your dad retarded by chance?
>>83838030how do i do the captchas
>>83838030Just call yourself Rachel.
>>83838030Over 18? Go and change it lmaoAnd then move cross country and never speak to your dad ever again
You're like a boy named Sue but a girl named Dick The only solution is to beat the shit out of your dad the song says so apparently it'll fix everything. Try doing it in the mud with beer and film it please
>>83838030Imagine how your dad feels having a son that turned out to be a tranny
>>83838602>trannyhe would've went and changed the name, dumbotrannies don't stick with their old name
>>83838626doesn't stop everyone from calling you the name you've been called your entire life
>>83838030Girls with guy names are kinda hot honestly.>Charlie>Sam>Alex>Jo>DanielGuys with girl names aren't so lucky>>83838513I mean problem solved honestly.Cut story, cuter pic. 8/10, would buy you a drink at a bar
char would work as a plauslible nickname there are girls called char in some anime i've seen, you just need one person to start calling you something different- preferably someone the others like/respect ofc- and the rest will follow suit
>>83838030You can always change your name legally, you know that, right?https://youtu.be/7hsZLwIQrow
>>83838030Do you live in a hut or something? Just change your name
>>83838030Dickie is actually a cute name for a girl
>>83838828>>83838883I feel like changing my name now would just be fucking over my dad. I don't know how much it would upset him, maybe not, but it just feels mean-spirited to throw it back in his face when it's been important to men of the family for generations. And anyway, people will still know me by Richard and call me Dick>>83838986Yeah well it feels humiliating like people make fun of me with it>>83838536>>83838529I think maybe it's the only solution. To just go and start a new life somewhere and use a new name
>>83839248>I feel like changing my name now would just be fucking over my dad. I don't know how much it would upset him, maybe not, but it just feels mean-spirited to throw it back in his face when it's been important to men of the family for generations. And anyway, people will still know me by Richard and call me Dick>my dad only cares about having boys>names me a boy name because he doesn't want me as i am>thinks of every man in his family over meYou might actually be retarded.
>>83839248You could keep Richard as a middle name...Or you could go by a feminine sounding shortened version>Ri (pronounced Rye)>Chard (Pronounce Shard or with some faggy accent over the vowels)>Ichar (if you feel like being maximum quarky)>Rich (If you feel like keeping a sorta Guy name that can be used on a girl)
>>83839685Richie would sound close enough for a girl's name
RichelleRicardaRichardineDixie
>>83839759Richie is kinda cute for a girls name. Has that same kinda energy girls with guys names, keeps original name intact, not all that akward like my other suggestion.Yeah Richie seems like a cute solution to this problem.
