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Post stats for why you're alone
>Highschool dropout
>5'4
>Ugly
>Avoidant personality
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>>83839518
>extremely balding
>neet
>no car
>schizo
>skinnyfat
>secretly pervy and hypersexual
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>>83839518
>not Chad
that's unironically all
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>>83839518
>Autistic
>Bald
>Poor
>Ugly
>Gross body(gyno, no muscle, loose skin, etc)
>In debt
>Bad credit
>Live with parents
>Avoidant to the point of insanity
>No real interests only cheap imitation
>Desperate
>No confidence
>Inhuman
>Retarded
>Disgusting
>Lame
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>>83839518
>Elementary school dropout
>5'11
>Ugly
>Elliot Rodger personality
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>>83839535
Brutal, I too am a neet and don't have a car

You are a schizo and hypersexual, perhaps you can manifest a tulpa though
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>>83839518
>5'10"
>not well off financially
>fit
>religious
>autist
>kissless virgin
I left my last gf because he was insane and unwilling to change
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>>83839553
>Elliot Rodger personality
If I was half the gentleman that elliot was I would have a loving stacy wife
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>>83839518
5 9
Bad attitude
Bought a McMansion in the middle of nowhere like a retarded freak
Ugly
White
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>Nearly 300 pounds
>Balding
>Autistic
>Social anxiety
>Live with parents in the middle of nowhere
>Scared of failure, rejection, embarrassment, responsibility, and commitment
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>>83839518
>College Dropout
>5'6
>Average looking
>Chronic porn addiction
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fembot here, rating moids itt
>>83839535
wouldn't date you
>>83839546
wouldn't date you
>>83839550
wouldn't date you
>>83839553
wouldn't date you
>>83839565
wouldn't date you
>>83839573
wouldn't date you
>>83839575
wouldn't date you
>>83839603
wouldn't date you
>>83839621
wouldn't date you
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>>83839518
>socially avoidant
>can't talk to women, never interacted with them
The few chances i might have had in my life i spoiled through a combination of the first 2

>>83839653
Tranny
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>>83839709
YWNBJE
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>>83839653
Thanks, i dont think id date you either, but thats more because i dont know you
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>>83839518
What no pussy and being neurodivergent/autistic does to a mf
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Acne scars? I guess. Or maybe it's because I don't talk to women? Or people in general, dunno. Don't care.
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>>83839518
>many autism symptoms
>bullied severely in early childhood
>not interested in anything but a serious relationship
>no sense of urgency in getting a relationship
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Idk I just find people very annoying to be around
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>mentally ill (bipolar, autism, adhd)
>troon (inb4 redundant)
honestly those are the big 2
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>>83839518
>6'3 BUT
>not white
>autistic
>poor
>university dropout
>NEET on benefits
>suicidally depressed, probably going to be dead before month end
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>>83839518
I am a volcel. I have multiple extreme stats at the same time, its just hard to find the right person.
>Extremely intellectual
>Extreme intensity
>Very gentle
>Also I dont want to lead anyone on so hesitant to start a relationship.

Beyond that I have the stats of a chad.
6ft4, 8/10 face, educated, assertive, in shape, very social.
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>>83839518
>brown
>stupid
>old
>no style
>Norwood reaper
>fat
>sub 3
>antisocial
>short
>small dick
>poor
>can't talk to people
>too much body hair
>mentally ill
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>39 still live with boomer parents
>neet
>genuinely mentally ill with diagnosis (been to the psych ward a dozen times)
>borderline rotting teeth
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>>83839518
>no car
>over the hill
>midwest shithole
Honestly those the only real bigguns. I still fuck dumpy women off apps now and then. If I don't land one more beautiful young gf by 50 I'm gonna do a flip as soon as my cat dies.
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>wizard
>manlet
>schizo
>ugly
>hikki
>traumatized
>touch averse
>poorly dressed
I keep a good humor about it
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>>83839653
Eh, you might. I have a body count over 40. Could have been 50 or more if I had 0 self control. I instead have at least 33% self control.
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>>83840091
I like little freaks like you :3
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>>83839518
>19
>6'3" 180 lbs (pecs and abs)
>no gf
>ex won't fuck me now she with new guy.
>I look like this, pic related
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>>83839518
>Autism
>Schizophrenia
>Campus lolcow in high school
>Asymmetrical facial features during adolescence
>Bullied in gym class by brown girls (some would see this as a win)
>Majored in a field that got eradicated by H1-Bs and AI
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>>83839518
>bad look
>5`7
>idk how to talk/communicate with humans
>poor
>neet
Basically worthless for society
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>>83839518
>autistic
>5'10 + bad posture unless I catch a reflection of myself in some window
>in addition to being a skinny malnourished skelly
>pronounced brow ridge, face looks alright from the front but I look disgusting from side profile, overall not above a 5 (although I delude myself that I am)
>avoidant/low commitment with almost everything
>no contact with women, the one I am in contact with through college and sports don't care a bit about me or I don't find them attractive
>broke up with crazy, rejected bi + brown (regret)
>generally dislike modern women and don't think they're worth the trouble
>have views on politics and women that women don't like
>introvert who refuses to message more than 3 times in a row of being ignored because it makes me feel pathetic and needy
>no lasting friendships
>don't follow trends and dress my way, which most wouldn't find attractive and whenever I put any effort into myself I start hearing everyone giggle around me so I go back to chino + sweater (my version of low effort)
>only interested in vidya, reading, some jap culture and politics (unseriously) + rowing but due to skelly + height = poor performance + avoidant personality I'm ostracized within the club
>outdated/niche/cringe music taste that I can't talk about or relate with normies
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>>83839518
I have autism, and am average in basically every other way, so the autism is a death sentence.
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>>83839518
>extreme social anxiety
>trust issues
>too picky
>probably retarded
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>>83839518
>about 37
>6'0," 155 lbs (I earned it)
>black
>introverted
>turbo-autism
>literally do not talk unless I absolutely have to, or spoken to first
>weeb
and yes, I'm decent at Smash.
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>>83839518
Chubby (had a chub build at age 2)
Not good looking
Poorer than peers
Glasses (I didn't know this was such a death sentence until it was too late)
It basically never began
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>>83839518
>late 20s
>fat with thinning hair, probably smell bad
>mentally ill, socially awkward, basically mute in social settings
>highschool dropout neet that lives with parents, no money or skills
>khhv with no friends, haven't really interacted with others my own age since I was a kid.
>only hobbies are nerd shit like anime and vidya, and i'm not really well versed in any of them
>too tired and mentally fucked to want to try anything new
>too much of a bitter misanthropic weirdo to relate to normalfags and their beliefs
>consumed by loneliness, companionship is the only thing I really want anymore, but I don't know how or where to find it
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>Mentally

That's it. I have several people interested in me right now but my mind is telling me that I don't deserve it. That's it.
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too depressed and retarded to carry on any kind of conversation
i just spend my days scrolling tiktok
which is technically a normie thing i guess but i can't really talk to anyone
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>>83839518
>asian american
>all other stats irrelevant
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>5'9"
>white
>look homeless, beard, mountain-man esque hair
>chubby/stocky,185 lbs
>can't lose weight - dropped from 260 lbs years ~8 years ago to a min of 170 lbs and plateaued
>hypothyroid
>khhv wizard
>moved back with parents, then father died in the past 2 years
>no friends
>isolated out of a sense of shame for the past 10+ years in cycles that grew longer and longer
>felt ashamed of self, didn't want others to feel awkward or pity toward me
>engi on space stuff - am totally forgotten about in job
>just a body in a chair
>wasting my time with grad school
>it's a waste
>work extremely odd hours which furthered the avoidance and estrangement
>will lose job soon due to automation
>feel unable to change jobs again and lie through my teeth
>job changes never change trajectory
>avoidant personality disorder
>major depression - do nothing for it - grew worse in college
>anhedonia
>impostor syndrome - so deliberately avoid people at work
>boring personality
>no hobbies, other than vidya, sleep, fapping
>try to gym - but fucked up rotator cuff injury hinders me
>never tried for a relationship
>not even considered an option by women - am a ghost
>view self as too inadequate to deserve one
>have never been approached or considered
>watched all people I know get married and have kids - which led to me isolating myself out of shame
>simply saving for a future that I don't care to see
>unable to afford a house in the area despite working massive overtime and decent income (110-180k USD - depends on OT, OT dried up) - unless want to be house poor
>haven't done anything social in about 5 years
>never talk to other siblings whilst they talk amongst themselves
>have always been extremely quiet and shy
>avoidance grew worse from college years onwards - really starting in earnest in middle/high school
>only reason i haven't offed myself is taking care of aging mother while feeling like a failure in her house
>realizing i am just a waste and moving closer to that end.
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>>83839518
>early 30s
>autism
>depression
>underweight
>balding
>virgin
>under-socialized growing up
>uncanny appearance that probably puts people off
>probably not very hygienic
>avoidant personality
>internet addicted
>lack of confidence
>trauma from different events in my life
>music taste too niche for normalfags
>strongly distrust 99.9% of people
>probably not as intelligent as I like to think I am
>have nothing to offer
>spend too much time dissociating to care about anything
>recently developed dietary issues that no one would want to put up with
>Not many hobbies. Don't have much to say about the ones I do have.
>don't have much to say about anything, really. I'm basically a zombie.
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I get women and am very social I just come here to say all the horrible stuff I think about everyone and be racist. The trick is hating everyone and knowing people are stupid, if you don't respect anyone you have no problem doing or saying whatever will get you ahead and molding yourself into whatever people want you to be to get what you want out of people and yes I happen to be an Ashkenazi jew
And I'm autistic I just autism hyperfocussd on people
Take that you poopskins in spirit
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>>83839518
>autistic
>17 BMI
>ugly face
>dysgenic body
>psoriasis covering ~70% of my body
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>extreme OCD
>Very antisocial, haven't talked to anyone outside of work in months
>Don't have a car
>Broke
>Bad at talking
>People have asked if I'm autistic within 5 minutes of talking to me
>Lives with parents
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>>83839518
>6'5"
>Boring hermit
>pudgy
>dont talk to people let alone women
The world (internet/gaming) used to be so much friendlier
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>be 25 but balding, so that makes me look a decade older. if i wear a hat, cashiers ask for id when i buy energy drinks.
>5'10"
>spend majority of my time working
>no driver's license
>play gacha mobile games (yes im a phone poster)
>mental illness but going to therapy (it's a meme)
>abused and bullied when i was a child and teenager
>spent all my youth in hospitals
>addicted to loli and futanari hentai (might be a pedo too)
>never had friends or a girlfriend
>problems socializing (i struggle in my native language as well)
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>lack of social skills
>social anxiety
>internet addicted
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>>83839518
>high school drop out
>5'11 manlet
>hapa mutt
>mentally ill
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>>83839518
Muslim family and not allowed to have bf. :(
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>>83843164
Even better, Get a husband
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>>83843200
I will, but not now.
If I have to stay virgin when I'm young I want at least some years of smoking and drinking and wasting my time with nazis on 4chan...
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>>83843217
LOL, it will happen someday, stay wait for that random anon out there
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>>83839518
>stupid
>ugly
>seborrheic dermatitis on my face that barely responds to medication
That last one's the real killer
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>>83839518
Because I'm always alone and never talk to women. Then again if I did talk to women they would very quickly find out I have nothing they want
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>>83839653
how do you avoid spam filter? i get it after quoting more than 5 people
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>>83841546
literally me but a bit younger
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>Post stats for why you're alone
Mainly 4 reasons:
-extremely intelligent
-no criminal record
-big cock
-gentleman

Basically i make all bitches dry
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>>83839518
>high school dropout
>OCD
>Autism
>NEET
>Weird voice
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>>83844506
My face holds the ineffible look of self-hatred
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>>83844516
Forgot to mention bad physiognomy and puffy face.
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>no social skills
>no muscle
>anxious all the time
>forgets everything, including which other stats i should've probably have posted here
i don't really think people see me as ugly, so that might be a pro.
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>>83841891
>>early 30s
>Lainfag
Kinda weird
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>>83844550
How? The anime is almost as old as me
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>>83839518
>mentally ill(schizo and OCD)
>ugly
>not tall enough to make up for this
>dropped out of school and came back but I have no education
>don't try to make any friends and I am too unattractive due to aforementioned reasons to attract a girl
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>>83839535
>>extremely balding
post that bald head of yours
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>>83839518
i'm not alone retard. i'm attractive with an 8.5 inch dick (potential for 9 is probably there.) i lick womens buttholes and i cream inside of them
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>>83839553
With those stats you're a volcel
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>>83844112
i am a professional ass :^)
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>>83846315
I'd professionally fuck your ass
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>>83839518
>avoidant personality
>autism symptoms
its literally just this
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>>83839518
>5'7
>eczema that flares up whenever it wants
>carry loads of emotional baggage
>unintentionally come across as frigid and unfriendly due to autism
>no real drive to socialise and make friends
When I was younger I would pace about in circles and do nothing else every single recess.
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>>83839518
>lazy
>nerdy
>bit shy
>not the best at socializing, not the worst either.
>geocel
I'm not joking THERE ARENT ANY NERDY FOIDS WHERE I LIVE
>ok looking?
I stopped caring a little bit about my appearance, so it's been years since the last time I got new clothes and went to the gym. I could lowk be a 7/cute tho

>>83841914
That's actually smart ngl
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>>83843164
Where are you from? And what country are you currenrly living in? Is it common for muslim parents forbit a girl to have/choose a bf?
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So I'm legimately asking because I think I'm going crazy over this.

I'm 5'6, in athletic shape, good/above average face, great teeth, good income, funny, former military etc, already enough money to retire, above average dick etc.

I don't have a car though. Is the car literally the only thing keeping me from picking up chicks? I go to social gatherings and try to hit it off with them, but I don't seem to get anywhere?
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>>83839518
>ADHD, OCD, Aspergers, Major depressive disorder, General anxiety disorder
I'm also tall with broad shoulders and the male equivalent of resting bitch face, I tend to scare people unintentionally.
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>college degree in oversaturated market (finance) so basically jobless
>no car
>skinnyfat
>no hairstyle of haircut looks good on me so stopped cutting it
>haven't hung out with irl people in years
>Extremely shy and take personal rejection poorly
> Extremely degen fetishes with incest being the lightest
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>>83839518
>NEET
>Unable to socialize
>I look horrifying
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>>83839518
>36
>5'9
>have the personality of a rock and broke
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> 5'6
> half Filipino
> I am not neurotipical and struggle to converse with others.
> have job but not in the "in group" with coworkers.
> Study IT but the people in class are bigger autists than me and no one talks to each other.



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