Do you have trouble keeping your LOVE in your pants?? Does your unbridled lesbian rage proliferate in ways which cause you extreme embarrassment in the social domain? RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS, my confused little aspielings. NOW is the time to commence your metamorphosis into a BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN BUTTERFLY. For the ENTIRE month of February, I am authorizing the classification of all Aspiens into 3 distinct categories.The Safe Lesbian refrains from sexually harassing others, unless otherwise permitted. This type of Lesbian is well documented by researchers, and will occasionally bake apple pies for those who have shown them kindness. You can find the Safe Lesbian frolicking in a field of nature's prettiest flowers, and the blue pixies will follow, because they are cognizant of one thing, You can never go wrong with a Safe Lesbian fling.Not much is known about the Euclid Lesbian. They are known to bite you, lovingly. Proceed with caution. Sexual harassment is but a moment away. The green pixies will warn you, but keep in mind: they are very fond of rape. Wear jeans at all times.. it will protect you when you inevitably let your guard down.Do NOT seek out this Lesbian. The Keter Lesbian knows nothing but hedonistic carnal desires. Stay alert for corners without shadows, the smell of rotting flesh, and soft red hues emanating from the pixies who lurk near it. YOU ARE NOT ALONE, for you have just walked into the Keter Lesbian's den. STEP BACK. SLOWLY. Do not make a sound. You know you have successfully escaped when the shadows return. I cannot describe what would have happened to you.. had you stayed a second longer.As of today, I am establishing the Doki Doki Lesbian Club, where we research and discuss the ever fascinating Lesbian Anthropology! Ask me about the DDLC to join! Ethnographic field study begins today in the fairy garden! This rant was inspired by Ravel's Le Jardin Feerique! You can find more lesbian fairies at slash autism on Discord!
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