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I love the fact that incels are lonely, only get more and more lonely, and they won't do shit and they'll rot in bed and die alone

and all they can do is rage online while posturing that "men are logical" while they're desperate for intimacy they'll never get and they'll just die alone

lmao hahahahah
you will NEVER have this HAHAHA you will NEVER have this HAHAHA
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>>83840015
post more of things we'll never have
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>>83840025
you'll never have your dick be so perfect, the girl thinks YOU are cumming but it's actually her creaming uncontrollably and she looks at you and says "you're amazing" while moaning

this is insane

this is life for a few select men

redgifs.com/watch/mediumforestgreenorchidvervet
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>>83840015
>>83840051
A casual sex without a condom? indeed, not even normalfags and chads could pull it off
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>>83840104
when you have a big dick, girls want it and even force you to go raw
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>>83840015
except I do have this

perks of being born with a pussy I suppose
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>>83840015
i want a foid as a status symbol to gain status in the male hierarchy. i don't give a shit about intimacy
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>>83840255
>getting bummed by a man
wouldn't call that a perk
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>>83840449
it's love anon, sex is special if you're in love
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>>83840453
>being loved by a man
what a homo. you'll be at the bottom of the male hierarchy (pun intended)
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>>83840461
No I'm not a man? I don't know where you get that from lol
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Human sexuality is objectively putrid though
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>>83840471
foids are at the bottom of the male hierarchy unless they're sexy vamps, feisty broads or cool tomboys
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>>83840478
doesn't matter where I am in the hierarchy, I've still got a man who loves me lol, I don't need the hierarchy
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>>83840015
ill never have this and im a woman so
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Same here. And that position is a very romantic one I like.
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>>83840589
YOU CAN easily have this as a woman doe
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>>83840800
no i can't its not that easy
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>>83840015
im becoming an hero after my parents die
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>>83840856
do you mean a hero?
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>>83840902
newfag doesn't know what an hero means
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>>83840906
am I supposed to know what fucking shit grammar means? poor grammar is literally one of my biggest turn offs ever, answer the question or fuck off
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>>83840902
well hello there newfag
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>>83840916
its a part of 4chan lingo and history, an hero means to suicide, its something some thirdie wrote on here before killing himself. retarded newfags need to fuck off
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>>83840929
there you go, thank you

I don't deny being new because I am literally new, so much of the shit stated I have tried to google and nothing comes up, so I gotta learn some how
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>>83840929
you weren't supposed to tell him you fucking retard
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>>83840939
you literally get an easy answer on plebbit if you google it, urban dictionary is right there too dude
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>>83840949
I don't know what plebbit is

I've stopped bothering to google random 4chan sayings because only like 2 out of 10 actually bring answers
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>>83840955
Plebbit is where you belong gtfo
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>>83840015
I'm only attracted to 2D women and my waifu so I don't care about 3DPD whores. Roasties will never have power over me. Keep simping you disgusting faggot!
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>>83840051
you can do this with a smaller girl and a 6.5 inch dick. literally watch the fucking video you posted retard he doesn't even get it in the last inch and a half. fuck why dont you just be a faggot already if youre this obsessed with another mans cock holy shit.
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>>83840015
But I don't want this. I could never be with someone that thinks it's alright to show "us" having sex. Disgusting cuck behavior
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>>83841162
if you're pretty, have a nice body or a big dick or nice tits, you are OBLIGATED to show it to the world

it's wrong to keep your blessings to yourselves.
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>>83841452
we need chads and stacies to give us good porn
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>>83840015
it hurts the soul! wow
desu
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>>83840015
hahhahah
>hahahaha
hahahahaha
>hahahhahah
incels
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>>83840015
Already had that. Was pretty good.
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I tried this position with my then exgf and it did nothing for me. Pure cuddling is better and pure sex is better. None of this half baked shit

also you guys obsessing over dicksize is just plain stupid. as long as you dont have a microdick nobody cares. No girl is gonna laugh and go pull up your pants if you have 5 inches or whatever
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What are they even doing lol
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>>83842472
SOMETHING incels will never do and will rope because of it
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>>83840015
why are you so mentally ill lol
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>>83842724
WHY are you such an incel;
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>>83840840
stfu, yes you can. tired of women pretending it ain't all that
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>>83842472
Lotus position. My second favorite position besides missionary.
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>>83840015
>I feel the need to take great pleasure in the suffering of strangers online because my own life isn't all that great either
Fixed that for you, buddy.
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>>83843283
uhm,.. im pretty sure incels suffer way more
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>>83840015
>you will NEVER have this HAHAHA you will NEVER have this HAHAHA
Neither will you troonoid
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>>83843588
So instead of denying that your life actually sucks ass you turned it into a contest? Ahahahaha fucking hell.



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