Why do robots want a girlfriend?>You'll need to give her your money>You'll need to give her your time>You'll dedicate the rest of your life to her well-being>You'll have fights and arguments with her>There's a risk of infidelity>Women stop wanting sex when they get older>Your family might clash with her family>You'll live with her and all her flaws every day for the rest of your life>If she wants to move house or city, you might disagree and separateThe robots on /r9k/ don't want a real girlfriend, they just want sex.
Are you an ESL AnonYou can tell me
>>83841013Sorry, I've been using 4chan for 2 or 3 years with Google Translate and you seem to be the first person to notice that.
>>83840980you are correct. i want sex and a friend in one Stacey package, and she only has sex with me.
>>83840980Aside from the bizarre implication that wanting intimacy is bad, how am I supposed to start a family and have kids without a girlfriend?
I have given girls money and they weren't even my girlfriend
I wanted all of that and had it but she ghosted me
>>83841082>how am I supposed to start a family and have kids without a girlfriend?Adoption or surrogacy
>>83841097this. me too, im a simp at heart. i like giving (Stacey) women money.
>>83841112You're supposed to raise kids together not as a single parent.
>>83840980>they just want sex.guilty as charged. i want to fuck. i was put on earth to fuck. call me sex machine
>>83840980You're confusing girlfriend with wife. What you listed is stuff you have to do if you have a wife. With a girlfriend there's less of these cons you mentioned. Which makes more sense why someone would want a girlfriend. But a wife? nah fuck that. That shit has too many cons. It's actually pretty comical that getting a wife is hard. Because there's almost no benefits to a wife.
for real relationships are retarded when you put an ounce of thought into it
>>83841144it's only retarded because women made it retarded by increasing their standards. They treat relationships, like how they treat their job when they unionize. muhhh higher wages and all that. It wouldn't be retarded if they were reasonable and in reality about dating. But no, they want you to be chad, and own 100k and be funny 24/7 and entertain them 24/7. And even all that doesn't even guarantee her not cheating on you or suddenly falling out of love. Because you lost one hair graft
>>83841047>you are correct. i want sex and a friend in one Stacey package, and she only has sex with me.you just want a mom you can fuck
>>83841035why is this so funny to me?i betcha can nut tranl8 dis!!!
>You'll need to give her your moneyNo I don't.>You'll need to give her your timeYeah that sucks.>You'll dedicate the rest of your life to her well-beingThat's alright.>You'll have fights and arguments with herI do that already with the women I live with, at least I'll sort of like this one.>There's a risk of infidelityI'll never truly be emotionally available enough to another human for this to bother me. I'll just instantly move on if it happens and is discovered.>Women stop wanting sex when they get olderThat's fine>Your family might clash with her familyI don't want to interact with my own family let alone involve a girlfriend with them.>You'll live with her and all her flaws every day for the rest of your lifeAnd she'll live with mine.>If she wants to move house or city, you might disagree and separateThat's fine, people breakup all the time things happen.
