/r9k/ - >Be me >Cop in the UK >See someone speeding past m - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

02/04/26(Wed)22:41:44 No.83841039

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Anonymous 02/04/26(Wed)22:41:44 No.83841039 Archived

>Be me
>Cop in the UK
>See someone speeding past me
>Do nothing
>Still get paid

>Make a home visit to a facebook thoughtcrimer
>Do a halfassed job
>Guy even invites me in for a cup of tea
>Take a coffee
>He shows me his speaker system of whatever boomers think is cool
>We discuss how bad immigration is
>Still get paid

>See someone thieving from a Tesco Express
>Meh
>Still get paid

this is the easiest job ever.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)00:21:57 No.83841593

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)00:21:57 No.83841593

Nice, if true.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)02:49:23 No.83842239

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)02:49:23 No.83842239

The other are chill, but thireving is bad and should not be normalized, even if it's a big corpo