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I'm 34 and I want to have sex with a female anon. But not a real female anon (as if those exist anymore), just one of the dumb girls who found this place through social media after 2020 and thinks this is some edgy, old-school Internet relic, and who lurks to oggle us, like a person at a zoo. And not just sex. I want to use my vastly superior emotional maturity and resources to manipulate her into falling in love with me, to take her out on cute little dates and make her blush and second guess herself and question everything, and to take her home and make her my little housewife. Teach her important life lessons. Be patient with her. Provide for her. Love and cherish her. Keep her safe and warm and cozy and teach her to be a proper lady, things maybe even her parents didn't teach her. Later on, keep her barefoot (literally nomnomnom those little feet) and in the kitchen making BABIES and COOKIES. This is my sickest, darkest fantasy, revealed to all on 4chan.org.

Too bad every chick here who would be interested in this is a gold digging BPDemon.
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Mods, get rid of this retarded spam, evidence attached
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that isnt a thing because poster anonymity. but im sure it would be a thing if said girl is verified we would all pounce like hungry incel sharks encircling in the water.
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this is how it goes
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>>83841566
>anon lurks here 24/7 and complains about repeat threads but is fine with the absolute trash on the front page like
>>83841352 blatant advertising
>>83840674 female attention whore thread
>>83840747 twitter screencap thread
>>83841567 meaningless spam with ugly illustrated porn
>>83841471 another twitter screencap thread
that's just the first row of the catalog...
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>>83841586
>my spam is better
no, it isn't.
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>>83841560
the only thing i want anymore is to find a younger woman to take care of for the rest of my life
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>>83841604
bet you didn't complain about any of that, fag



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