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my crush wants to smoke weed with me but im scared because i get too high when hitting the bong. im terrified to smoke with her and embarrass myself
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>>83841766
you are both high even if you embarrass yourself you won't regret it, she won't think less of you
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What are you 14?
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>>83841772

31 weed hits me way too hard i feel out of body. She's 29
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>>83841766
just build your tolerance until the fated day, then you won't get high at all
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weed doesnt even effect me
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>>83841766
she already thinks you're a cool guy so not doing it with her is going to be infinitely worse than anything you could possibly do while high plus the vulnerability of doing something stupid and letting her laugh about it is big trust points
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>>83841766
this is how you relax your foid for the breeding
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>no gf to smoke hella weed with and watch sitcoms and watch 90s music videos

Just fucking kill me already man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgrJyqT9Uyw
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>>83841775
You're both mentally 14 for smoking weed as an activity and being scared of smoking too much
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>>83841932

Different between you and me I smoke 30% thc youre smoking bunk ass 10% from your 20 year old dealer. You couldnt smoke a crumb off of my desk
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>>83841787
women hate weed. she thinks OP has a good coke connec
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>>83841766
Drugs are for fags, especially weed. You're a nigger sodomite
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smoking good bud will have you questioning life. smoking dirt weed you wont feel shit
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>>83841954
>weed
>drug

I smoked meth and oxy 80s off foil and the shit i smoke will have you on another planet. They bring oxy 80s back ill stop kush
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>>83841766
If you are american just be honest with her that you haven't smoked in your life, she won't think less of you and if you both get mega stoned no one cares.
Just be mindful that some people panic and start thinking weird shit so make the surrounding area as comfortable as possible and all that basic stoner stuff.
Definitely be mindful (but not too mindful) of keeping your breathing natural and slow, yes some people actually get stressed out about the way they breathe and hold their hands so find a natural comfy position to sit in.
I wouldn't recommend going outside the first few times, your hearing sharpens slightly and you may start thinking people are looking at you/talking about you.
Now i will smoke this postal 2 pipe for your luck and go to the store. In the Netherlands you can smoke as much as you want wherever you want.
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My mom smokes so much weed lol Her and her boyfriend smoke at least 12 joints a day and they grow their own shit LOL. My mom gets high as fuck
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>>83841951
Why do you consider this something to brag about? Why are potheads so insufferable? You dont hear alcoholics boasting about how much they can drink without passing out.
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>>83842003

Brag? There's no bragging I was outsmoking you when I was 13 lol.
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Robot boy I adopted currently on 60mg of gummies and reeling. Makes me want to take advantage of him
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>>83842077
>60mg of gummies

Not going to lie that would be too much for me LOL
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>>83842081
He should have taken the 40 and given me the 60 but I was trying to be courteous and he was eager...
Rip
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg
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>>83841951
A cart would give you schizophrenia
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>>83841932
>being scared of smoking too much
you would be scared too if you were sensitive enough and your imagination wasnt so impoverished
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>>83842027
>"there's no bragging"
>brags even harder
Clearly whatever you smoked at 13 instantly annihilated your capacity to reason
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>>83842153

Carts dont touch my tolerance. Dabs do. Bud is so much better than dab pens
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>>83842164

Why would I reason with anybody on an anonymous imageboard?
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>>83841976
clean your room, slobby boy
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7 gram bowls, and finishing them
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Even dispensary dab pens dont do shit. I hit a fat dab off the banger that shit sends me to another realm I will never understand kids who hit dab pens. You want to get high get yourself some wax mmmmmmmm the taste the high 10/10
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>>83841766
I always thought that if a woman was willing to smoke weed with you it basically meant she was fine with getting plapped, that or she thinks so little of you that shes willing to ingest a substance that forces her guard and awareness down



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