>drink bottle of vodka>puke everything out of my body>can't eat more than 200 calories a day due to hangover>lose 5 pounds>gain water weight trying to flush the hangover out of myselffuck it i guess ill just die man
Have you tried not drinking an entire bottle of hard liquor yet?
>>83843820OP will learn that lesson by choice or the hard way.
>>83843820its the best form of weight loss
>stop drinking>never wake up in pain again>don't feel lethargic all the time>not feeling anxious and bored when you're sober>face isn't bloated>gut isn't bloated>organs aren't constantly struggling with toxinsIt's insane how many benefits there are to simply not drinking.
>>83843807it's not possible up be hungover for multiple days. go to the hospital so you don't fucking die dumbass
>>83843912btw if you're drinking a shit ton of water and not eating (getting no salt) your body can quickly shut down from low sodium, that's why hospital ivs are saline. this isn't a game
>>83843912>>83843919i've gotten multiple day hangovers many times and been fine lol. and yeah i know about salt being the main force of water actually reaching your cells. i'm not retarded i just like to drink too much
>>83843807When they say "drink responsibly" that doesn't mean drink a whole bottle of vodka
>>83844260they're just talking about drinking and driving anon they don't care if you die alone in your home in your own vomit
the funniest part is when alcoholics think that 'just one or two beers a day' is fine and has no effect on their bodywe can ALL see the bloatface, fag
>>83844408ok post my face then lol
>>83844466Based op, that's checkmate
>>83844466sure, heres how you look
>>83844271>they don't care if you die alone in your home in your own vomitUnless U R Famous
>>83843851>>not feeling anxious and bored when you're soberThis is the hardest one. I slipped yesterday because I was so bored and anxious and depressed
