>tfw you're the unlovable chud wood bison and not the chad plains bison
>>83844769>penis sheath and tuff poorly developed woah hes just like me fr fr :)
>>83844773tfw no well developed penis sheath
>>83844773>this nigga lacks pendulous chaps
>>83844769>his vertical neck mane hair DOES NOT REACH THE KNEE
>>83844769>mfw my throat latch doesnt even reach my chinhow tf am i supposed to bag stacy when i cant even graze through thick snow? its so fucking over latchcels
>>83844769>o-oh yeah?>well at l-least my tail tip reaches my hocks at rest!