>one chance at life>born with a 4 inch penisFor this reason and this reason alone I am going to turn into a 30 year old virgin this year who has never been in a relationship or gone on a date with a woman before. It's just not possible in today's modern environment where women care about nothing but sex. My only regret is that I probably won't live long enough to see AI robot girlfriends become a thing. Maybe as an old man I can look at them but I won't have been able to experience them in my youth.
>>83845144>4 inch penisHow tall are you?
>>83845144>For this reason and this reason aloneHow many women have actually seen your penis?
>>838451586 feet and three inches tall.
>>83845183you're 1 foot taller than me but my dick is 1.3 inch bigger than yours ahahahahahhahahahahahaha I won
>>83845227>hahahaha I won
>>83845236Is that cat supposed to be me?
>>83845144I'm 6'2'' and have a 6.6in penis and am a wizard. I don't think your small dick is the reason. I think you never tried, just like I never tried because I never really saw the point when I can just masturbate. Women kinda scared me in my teens and then I just got used to fapping.
>>83845248>Is that cat supposed to be me?I don't know if you're the cat.You decide.
>>83845297Perhaps the real cat was the friends we made along the way, OP.
>>83845172That's the thing. If they can't see it then they know it's too small.
>>83845445Ok, if they can't even see it, it must be really small...
>>83845275That's just you I think.
The reason you are a virgin is because you are mentally unwell and have a defeatist attitude, it's not your dong. Unironically, see a shrink - you WILL regret this cowardice when you get older and you will never get the time or opportunities back.>t. 44 year old oldfag who held myself back
>>83845593No it's just because my penis is small. My attitude is normal.
>>83845144>'hey hello anon'>'hey foid, wanna go out with me'>'sur-'>'btw my penis is 4 inches!'this is probably how OP talks with women. Unless you go around naked, no girl will ever see your dick before you go to bed. And this retarded defeatism is just keep you down
>>83845618>For this reason and this reason alone I am going to turn into a 30 year old virgin this year who has never been in a relationship or gone on a date with a woman before. It's just not possible in today's modern environment where women care about nothing but sex. My only regret is that I probably won't live long enough to see AI robot girlfriends become a thing. Maybe as an old man I can look at them but I won't have been able to experience them in my youth.>my attitude is normal
This post was not made by me, the original Amemiya Darumi poster and potential avatarfag
>>83846122Sounds normal to me. Tons of men have come to similar conclusions in recent years
>>83846179>Amemiya Darumi posterNigger, no one knows who you are and no one cares. I'm not OP btw
I'm bored so depending on the results of this post I will become a tripfag
>finally got a gf>thinks my 6 inch penis is tiny because her two exes were huge and thinks that's how every guy is
>>83845227>5'3"Neither you nor OP are ever getting laid.
>>83846707>Neither you nor OP are ever getting laidTell me something I don't know
>>83846117>, no girl will ever see your dick before you go to bed.Okay so what happens when you go to bed and they see it and then leave?
>>83846122What's wrong with anything I said? I haven't heard any arguments against it.
>>83845275Im 6ft similar size penis to you, I dont fap, still similar situation, 22 wiztard. Above average looks too. Must be everytime I post on the Chan 1 potential suitor dies
>>83846179Bro we all know it was you.... give it up dawg.
>>83846667What were the results?
honestly i wish i was that small so i could just give up and start wearing panties or something, instead mine is 7 inches but i can't even get girls or get hard for them when i do
>>83846823A small dick isn't some kind of horrifying threat she needs to run away from.And ultimately, even if she runs away from your small dick, whatever, move on. People have disappointing sexual experiences all the time.
>>83846921We'll see how long I last.
Yeah well im 12 feet tall and my dick is 8.5 inches long and 7 feet wide take that faggots lolol9loelelele
>>83847019>12 feet tallKing of manlets. You need to be at least 14'4" to get laid nowadays
>>83846929Just get it chopped off bro
>>83847018>>83847045We are witnessing the birth of a legend.
>>83846117>And this retarded defeatism is just keep you down>>83846960>And ultimately, even if she runs away from your small dick, whatever, move on.Lol, the irony.
>>83847063I sense bitterness in your post, anon.>>83847065I will probably give up in 2 days but I can be wrong here
>>83846823chances of that are much smaller than cuck porn may have you believe. worst case, use your mouth or fingers ffs. you do know that putting dick in hole isn't the only way to have sex?
>>83845144I have a friend who was known to have a tiny penis in our friend group. He had told me before that he was terrified to get into a relationship and not be able to satisfy his gf. He's now been in a relationship with his girlfriend for I think 2 years now, they moved to the east coast to live near his girlfriend's family and away from his shitty family. So it's just a skill issue anon.
>>83847176>worst case, use your mouth or fingers ffs. you do know that putting dick in hole isn't the only way to have sex?Irrelevant if a woman won't let you do this in the first place.
>>83847247You could be lying and your friend doesn't existYour friend could exist but you could be lying about him having a girlfriendYour friend could exist but you could be lying about him having a small penisYou could be telling the truth, but your friend could have lied to youYour friend could be telling you the truth but doesn't know his girlfriend is cheating on him without him knowingYour friend could be in a happy relationship with his girlfriend for now, but she could still decide on a whim to dump him tomorrowThere are just too many different variables here that make your story worthless.
>>83847101He literally said he wants to wear panties
>>83847377>no, no, no, everything that doesn't align with my worldview must a lie reeee
>>83847504That's literally what you're doing >noooo having a small penis can't prevent you from getting a gf, it's a skill issue reeeeee
>>83847377>You could be lying and your friend doesn't existI don't have this level of larping skills. I met him in middle school and we've been friends since, although I don't talk to him as much as I used to. >Your friend could exist but you could be lying about him having a girlfriendShe was a manager at a fast food place he worked at. Me, him, and his girlfriend saw fnaf 2 when it came out. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. >Your friend could exist but you could be lying about him having a small penisI've seen it. You'll just have to trust my word.>You could be telling the truth, but your friend could have lied to youI know all this from personal experience with him. There's nothing there for him to lie about. >Your friend could be telling you the truth but doesn't know his girlfriend is cheating on him without him knowingThey're both pretty dedicated Christians, so I doubt it. I also doubt she would move across the country and live with a guy she doesn't like. >Your friend could be in a happy relationship with his girlfriend for now, but she could still decide on a whim to dump him tomorrowHasn't happened so there's no point in talking about that. TLDR you're just coping.
>>83847549It takes no skills to lie about having a friend who shows you his penis and has a girlfriend. You just did it a few minutes ago in this thread
>>83845144isn't like the average asian dude's dick like 4 inches? lol, have you considered dating asian women? or are you trying to save yourself the humiliation and the risk of being mentally broken from the humiliation?
>>83846823That almost never happens even to guys with literal micropenises that look like 1 inch clits. If you already have a woman naked on your bed she will almost always continue to have sex with you out of politeness if nothing else.At worst if your dick is just a little below average like 4 inches would be the woman you're with might be disappointed and not want to continue hooking up with you additional times after that.
>>83847608Do you know what average means? Women don't want average. Asian women in Asia will just go for the guys who are bigger than average like every other woman does in every other part of the world.
>>83847614"Almost never happens" meaning it does happen sometimes. What basis do you have for saying it hasn't happened to me?
>>83847589I'm sorry you have a small penis anon, but my story is true. I don't know how else to convince you without outright telling you my friend's full name, address, social security number, a picture of his driver's license, and a picture of his birth certificate.
>>83847637You can't, and that's my point. On the internet your personal stories are worthless. You have to find a way to argue using real logic and data, otherwise don't join the conversation at all.
>>83845144Sucks for you I have an 8.5 inch penis bone pressed albeit, it's only 6 inches because I'm a fatass and i'm addicted to food and not working out
>>83847665And my point was to inspire hope in the small-penis-havers of the world. What's there to lie about? Usually the point of trolling is to put people down. If you want your victory, have it. If you want to be technically correct about everything go ahead, it's your God-given right to free speech.
>>83847876Giving false hope is the worst kind of trolling
