hello anons, i have come to bless you with a method to max your fart stealth while in public or at your girlfriends house. this works even when the room is silent, though the smell will still be a problem any noise is eradicated.>fart incoming >if you dont care about smell, stay still>take your hand (right or left) and place it on your cheek (right or left, user discretion)>creep your fingers as far as you are comfortable with (its okay if you touch your asshole)>grip, hard.>pull your cheek outwards as if you were spreading>very important to only do this to one side only>push the fart out, not too hard not too soft.>the lack of friction will grant you a silent fart every. time.youre welcome.
>>83846283why would I want to do that. The correct answer is to fart loudly and directly at the nearest foid roastie.
>>83846304because releasing your distgusting gas in public is already shameful as it is, why not pass the blame to some one lesser than you like a nigger or foid?
