/r9k/ - I need an autistic boy to spend all day meditating - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

02/05/26(Thu)17:47:57 No.83846895

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Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)17:47:57 No.83846895 Archived

I need an autistic boy to spend all day meditating in the woods with so that I can quit drinking alcohol.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)17:57:54 No.83846987

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)17:57:54 No.83846987

Dear mods, please remove this homosexual spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/lgbt/ (26th thread)

Thank you

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:49:22 No.83847797

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:49:22 No.83847797

What nearby woods do you go to OP?

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)19:58:24 No.83847881

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)19:58:24 No.83847881

>>83847797
>What nearby woods do you go to OP?

Anything in the pacific northwest.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:05:28 No.83847931

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)20:05:28 No.83847931

>>83846895
you say that, but the chosen one that actually would hit you up, you would reject. Because you imagine him to be some hot autistic dude. When those dudes would deservingly pump and dump you

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:14:00 No.83847985

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)20:14:00 No.83847985

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>>83847931
So you basically are talking to me like I'm a girl now?

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:25:30 No.83848055

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)20:25:30 No.83848055

>>83847881
yeah, I know PNW, but which one near Redmond?

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:28:46 No.83848067

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)20:28:46 No.83848067

>>83848055
>but which one near Redmond?

None actually. I injured my ankle so I can only bike now.

I am no paranoid schizo but if you do genuinely want to take my life just do it as quickly and painlessly as possible. Thanks.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)20:29:01 No.83848071

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)20:29:01 No.83848071

How about this, every time you attempt to drink I karate chop your throat.