/r9k/ - i got a girlfirned - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

i got a girlfirned 02/05/26(Thu)22:07:58 No.83848547

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i got a girlfirned Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:07:58 No.83848547 Archived

I got a girlfirne dI got A girlfirnd I have a GIRLFRIENd I gOT one.
Never kill yourself! right b4 valentines day too

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:09:37 No.83848556

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:09:37 No.83848556

>>83848547
If it's an e-gf it doesn't count

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:14:25 No.83848575

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:14:25 No.83848575

>>83848547
how did you do it? please tell me your secrets

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:16:45 No.83848583

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:16:45 No.83848583

>>83848547
>right b4 valentines day too
so now u gotta buy her a bunch of dumb shit

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:16:54 No.83848584

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:16:54 No.83848584

>>83848556
no it not
>>83848575
make friends with a girl then ask her out if she rejects you kill her ( i had to do this a few times) and if shr doesnt huzzah lololol
but srsly honestly idk.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:19:58 No.83848596

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:19:58 No.83848596

>>83848584
>make friends with a girl
oh no i lost before it even started

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:20:00 No.83848597

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:20:00 No.83848597

>>83848583
thats ok, i like my girlfriend, and I collect anime figures so I can just give her one of those that I dont like, and some cookies or something. Stop being so sad.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:26:15 No.83848622

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:26:15 No.83848622

>>83848547
That's nice I guess but I never understood why people come to /r9k/ to say this. the place where everyone's sad about not having a gf lol

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:28:02 No.83848624

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:28:02 No.83848624

>>83848622
because i want to flex on you why else

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:31:56 No.83848630

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:31:56 No.83848630

>>83848624
I've had a gf doe lol fail

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:51:26 No.83848691

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:51:26 No.83848691

>>83848547
You write like you're about 12, however, I just broke up with my gf which means that on the balance you owe me for yours.

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)22:51:57 No.83848693

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)22:51:57 No.83848693

>right before valentines day
oh no no no whos going to tell him

Anonymous
02/05/26(Thu)23:28:59 No.83848856

Anonymous 02/05/26(Thu)23:28:59 No.83848856

>>83848691
Thatmakes no sense i canr undertsnad yoiu

>>83848693
i asked her shes not a gold digger Im just a fagot

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)03:48:12 No.83849951

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)03:48:12 No.83849951

are you a "fem boy" anonymous OP poster? question

Mima [ATTENTION-WHORE]
02/06/26(Fri)05:39:47 No.83850398

Mima [ATTENTION-WHORE] 02/06/26(Fri)05:39:47 No.83850398

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>>83848547
>I got a girlfirne
Congratulations, anon!
But now you need to leave...
>>83848624
Evil faggot.