>wake up all grumpy after bleh dreams>still rather sick>instantly grab my vape>use it while laying in bed being half asleep>get up to make some saffron tea>take my meds for stomach issues >mom brought me some breakfast items from mcdonalds >I just wanna go back to sleep methinks
>>83850879You went over to vaping to quit smoking, or cause you're sick?
>notice my left arm is still rather injured>I somehow fucked up big times at the gym months ago>I should just cancel my membership>0 motivation>and physically probably cant workout for another few months in the best case>>83851038I tried to switch and then stoplike that other time in the past, ended up with cigs again after work got a lot more intensethis time its not going well, I still smoke cigs besides my vape im about to smoke a cig now desu
>>83850879Are you femboy, trams, or just a guy?
I haven't had a dream I could remember for years now so I envy you OP.
>I should just try to sleeep after this cig>by monday I should be well enough to take care of things>>83851194Just a guy>>83851201Do you smoke weed on a regular basis?My dreams tend to be turned off or far less memorable if im smoking thatI kinda prefer itCause usually its either something that makes me feel worse after waking upOr wish I was still dreaming
Go kill yourself shitskin faggot
>>83851201Just last night, I had a semi lucid dream I was playing some kind of game with E;R (The movie review youtuber).
>>83850879this guy gives me strong pedophiles vibesim reporting the OP to the fbi just in case, maybe it prompts then to do a surface level check and they find something
>I can't hit my ethanol!ONE LITER AQUAVIT.
>>83852105somehow still the worst post in my thread(cause its from you)go finish that bottle so you pass out and leave me alone fr
>>83851194OP is some rich as fuck NEET who blog posts here everyday. It's the most in your face bragging ever. Like a week or two ago he wouldn't shut the fuck up about being in Dubai and talking about his family there.
>>83852135Huh. Maybe this >>83851259 is also me.
>>83852141>e rich as fuck NEETI wishI finished a writing a resume n application for a new jobbut being mentally unstable about sending it, working with my dad is killing me but idk if I can survive other places >Like a week or two ago he wouldn't shut the fuck up about being in Dubai welp it made for a better thread OP, now they are more boring methinks > braggingthat could become a issue if I ever make the big bucksbut mostly on snapchat to rub it into the face of irl people >>83852178you arent white eitherur a russian golem
>>83852189>golemOy. I don't think I ever used that word here. Sus.
>>83852239im actually a double agent inside your discord server.
>>83852258>baka thinks I have a Discord server where ebin cyclepaths and boomers and e-women and whatnot listen to my antisemitic rantsYou really think too highly of me.
>>83852189>GolemThe fuck? This some 1800s ass insult
>>83852393OP probably browses /pol/ a lot.
>make my application pretty>about to send it>cousin requests me into looking how to expand his company>tells me if things go right he would hire me full time>didnt told him about my plans looking for a new job>I wouldnt have time for any of this if my application gets accepted>so maybe I should endure dad company for more>while giving my best to get hired by my cousins company>gave myself the title of "Operation Supervisor" for my current job in my resume >well its fitting but im also used as labour force by dad>>83852274you think too highly of me cunt>>83852393Quasimodo predicted all of this >>83852403projection
>>83852540>should I continue my nepojob, so I could later go for another nepojobThis is all highly Semitic.
>>83852559you get litrally a 10.000 yuros allowance from your mom for doing nothingI have to work for far less than that, the biggest nepobaby has always been you cunt
>>83852591>10.000 eurosThat was when I lived alone years ago. I live on much less. The best of days. The worst of days. Now I get leg cramps and have to read books with my googly ass eyes. Sigh. Once you quit being so sadge all the time, you'll have by far most monies out of anyone here.
Oof. Turning off the lights cause my poor baby blue eyes are way too sensitive. Varg was right.
>maybe I should put another 1000 bucks into my silver gamble >or save it up for when my japan stocks stop being ATH to buy more of them >>83852616you just have to stop wasting so much on alcoholand then you could start ur own business or whatever
>>83852673fake news?Didnt u have brown eyes
>>83852676>just casually gambles another 1kImma punch your tummy.>>83852687What the heck is this? Also a good teaching moment. These eyes in your pick are grey, not real blue, despite many people coping.
>>83850879>wake up all grumpyAww poor baby. It sounds so hard being rich
>>83852141Don't forget a few weeks before that he was in Japan having a very hard time being rich
>>83852705>casuallyif I was so casual about it I would have done it the previous days already xd>greyactually green blueish under the right lightthats the one thing girls always compliment me for >>83852750I wouldnt be grumpy if I was rich>>83852756I paid for japan myself through my paychecks from amazon being pumped into the stock market
I actually do have a business. I'm the chief antique photographer.>take pic of silver vase or sum shidd>put it on interwebz>unironic Chinaman gibes me 2-3 the og price>buy aquavitLike the days of old.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_silver_trade_from_the_16th_to_19th_centuries#China_and_the_demand_for_silver>>83852750>>83852756Epstein files really awakened some class consciousness for once.
>>83852761>actually green blueish under the right lightThe gayest thing you ever said.
>>83852792you should send me some money
>>83852799How about you punch your dad for saving money for Porsche and not Parsa.
>>83852843Fugg, missed gem.
>>83852846I guess you had too much to drink by now and are jealous of my eyes
>>83852863Niqqa, 99% of my classmates had these eyes. You'd actually stand out if yours were brown or something.
>>83852885so you did stand out with your brown eyes and still managed to stay a virginbravo
>>83852917Uh. This is about time I post this to maybe make you think twice before your next spot.>so you did stand out with your brown eyes and still managed to stay a virginI mean, if someone had brown eyes, we'd mostly assume they had gypsy blood, I guess.
>>83852938>tries to bully>doesnt like the reaction he gets >nooo dont be a bullyI guess you do have gypsy blood in you
>>83852968You're the one who waited until I was drunk, Herr 'stein.
>>83852993I told you multiple times to stay away from me
>>83853021Uh, you got the restraining order in print? Lemme see that.
>constantly vaping>I should drink some water>I only had the tea earlier >>83853039I was about to write & print somethingbut I cant botherhere a smug tomoko for you, I know you love them a lot
>>83853085My secretary is too cute when she's pouting!
>ctrl+f>kanae>0 resultsOften you won't even realize you're healing until you're well on your way.
>>83853162Kanoe>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>youFuck you
>>83852687Erm, Hyperborean bros. This habs to be at least half a shade bluer cmon.>>83853378https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-QswzabZ-vA
>>83853396Why do I remember you complaining having brown eyes & ur voice, I dont get ur shenanigans I still prefer kanoeanon over uGive me back kanoeanon
>>83853451You remember what you want to remember with that smoked out head of yours.>Give me back kanoeanonI'm sure they'll come bacj with an itty bitty tease when they see you feeling a bit too comfortable on your own. Me? I do things myself.
>>83853497You really make me want to quit posting but I have n0where else to go
Can't wait for my future.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6IyH8PENFJ8>>83853517It's funny cause Discord boomers think that the way to ''save'' someone from this place is to be a condescending smartass who is totes just offering valuable life wisdom, yet I'm still here. When the actual way is to be insufferable af, but their egos would never allow this.
>>83853534I need to be saved from you
You'd probs tolerate me more if you didn't think I hab Jew gold stashed away. Antisemitism is hella depressant.
Wait a moment>>83853534You have a small penis
>>83853552come onyou have to post your dick not to prove me wrong
>>83853554Nice try homo, but a reminder to take another sip cause I ain't that drunk..
>>83853571I fapped already too much or else I would print out ur eye pic and cum on it
>>83853569Can youi even get erect while wasted? Am actually not sure, but I think not.>>83853578My eye? What?
>>83853584im 80% sure that ur homosexual
>>83853605You're the one who wants to cum on my eye. Some homosexual humiliation bullying cause I hab poor vision as is, I guess. At least in pics you can't tell I hab lazy eye :(.
I remember when I was smol and my mo bought a vintage Jaguar, but she would never even drive it to work cause she was afraid of driving (still is), so we'd basically just ever drive it to family dinners and me to school a few times, which made the other kids think I was super rich cause that car basically doesn't exist in Leluania. Moral is: your dad could've just bought a Jaguar if he wanted to larp as rich all along.
>>83853615no they are just cute enough to make me gaythat pic is in my fap folder now next to ur feet pic>printer had low ink>pic came out pretty badrip I was about to cum on it
>>83853662>cute enoughThanks, I guess. I'd prefer it being a girl, but I guess it's fine from a somewhat feminine business owner.>printer had low ink>pic came out pretty bad>''Dad, we need to allocate extra budget for printer ink next month, these clients want all the details in full color.''
I mean, this is not alright. No gay period. Shove it up your own butt. Mine is only for alcoholic pain.
Imagine the power of signing Ceb's paychecks. Like ''This one will maybe get him to Japan or maybe not, ha ha!''
>>83853712I just came to ur pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZliZbfM0Ek>ERB is still a thing unironicallyThey actually got the Finnish accents kinda. I met Estonians before and their English is heckin hilarious. Hard to take them seriously even when they mog me by being actually blond.>>83853792Ogey? I guess it's like supposed to make Kanae jelly and reveal himself.
>>83853801maybe ur the real gay here for providing me with fap material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOm_2dGzqp0>in American lore Ceasar and Zulu are equivalentPlease everyone and you please no one, I guess.>>83853809I have never fapped to a girls eye. That's on you.
>>83853823Witches on witches by witches.
>>83853833>I have never fapped to a girls eye. That's on you>VSPDS-642here a jav code for it
>>83853856I'm too wasted. Do what you want. I did my part.
Threw up a little IMMEDIATELY after posting. My throat is burning owie.
>>83853935????do you want me to sex you or something >>83853961maybe stop drinking ?
>https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1770409617087972.jpgokies this killed my side>1000 dollar bet on if trump is gonna say "Transgender" this weekmy stomach hurts again
Throwing up outside sux so much cause it just gets frozen for the next half a year as evidence of all my mistakes.>>83853977>do you want me to sex you or somethingNo? You were supposed to say ''Your eyes are hardly blue and your hair isn't even blond, kill yourself, larper.''>maybe stop drinking ?If I do, Ceburashka will fade away from my memoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVEHBYHj8Sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k&list=RDEMETa0n2_75dXBvlmM2xh9Xg&index=10Lole. Brings bakk. My mom would read me Brief History Of Time when I was smol before bed (probs the only book she ever read to me) and then later got me the Universe in a Nutshell one and was like ''figure it out on your own, baka.''
And if you think I'm insufferable, Discord bakas will be like ''I only read instruction manuals since I was 5yo.''
>open a white wine from 2010>doesnt taste that great>I dont think it aged well>drinking on a empty stomach while sick>funny
>>83854393>white wine from 2010Nice try, but I'm not sucking your dick. I got one too.
Never mind. Peed on my hands, so no generational wealth guarantees.
I wanted to take a pic of the other eye but it's like bloodshot red.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnZqB5Z75zI Quicksilver is LITERALLY me. All throughout my life people would tell my parents 'Your son is very bright, he should so x and y'' and my mom would be like ''Meh, you are probs mistaken, just gib him normal treatment.''
Chomping on that imported Lithuanian choccy cake, just for Ceb to call me fat, but what do I care.
>dunno what to watch>end up with Delicious in Dungeon>makes me even moar hungry so far>mom is bacck home>with persian lamb kebab for me>hab to becareful to make it not obvious that im having wine>>83854405I would suck yours for free? >>83854723I will lick & bite ur tummy
>>83854796Ceb life is just ''write invoice'', mommy comes back with exotic foode to stuff tummy with.>I would suck yours for free?You would later be like ''I sucked you off, gib 20000 euros.''>I will lick & bite ur tummyNo, you love imaginary perfect Kanae tummy over my 3000 pound real tummy.
>>83854852>me when dad brings home cheburek from turgus
>>83854852>just ''write invoice''its much more than that unfortunately >exotic foode whatto me its "local foode"> ''I sucked you off, gib 20000 euros.''I wouldnt scam u like thatI would take ur wallet while ur asleep and run away ofc
>>83854881I just find it funny how ma a retarded Slav chud and you still find ways to be poorer than me with all your Persian nepotism options. Get a grip before I throw up again which is just a bout now.
>>83854906maybe if my mom worked for the embassy like urs things would be easier you should probably drink some tea instead of more alc by now desu
>>83854956>embassyDid I say this stuff? My mom worked for private clients in Leluania and she admitted to me she only got promoted due to sheer autism. She would offer me autographs from famous bakas to flex at the time I remember, but I just asked monies of different countries cause I bought a book for a monies collection at the time, then they invited her to Norway (the home of her bank) because it was some special Norway royal holiday and then she stayed there permanently and divorced my schizo dad some years after adn et etc. Idk why I tell you this since you gonna just waro itanyway, but I started out from pretty humble starts.
>>83855008im literally a ex-refugee so humble starts apply here too
My dad was basically just a criminal (just not the biggest in town). If you're German who's ever lost his car, my dad probs the one who sold it lole. He dealt with Russians so much and yet was the biggest hater of them around. Tells you a lot huh.
The thing is both of my parents just ended up together because no one else wanted them out of their sheer autism. Yet my granny was ultra sociopath who gave her only two daughters French names to increase their social status and got plastic surgery years before it was remotely a normal thing to do and then just larped as a heckin wholsum granny after I was born.>>83855037Mayhaps, but you have that business blood in your veins.
I remember going to granny's around the time the war started.My wholsum granny: ''I never thought these Russian could behave this evil back when I was young!''My dad: ''Lemme tell ya...''
Found an old Subway sandwich under my bed. Never mind.
>Persians in diaspora''Your son may join my business enterprise and make 250k a year exploiting the German naivete.''>Lithuanians in diaspora''This place sells some Lithuanian foode if you wanna check, well Polish actually, but whatever. Also, I will destroy you if you ever challenge my monies.''
I wanna feed Ceb our Subway knock off while it's -20C for 4th month straight just outside in the middle of some woods, so he gains some compassion for me life.
>>83855379feed me your cum instead uwu
>>83855410Abababa. Better just call me fat and ugly againe.
>>83855454maybe if you post ur dick I will be so grossed out I wont try to sex you anymore
>>83855467You'd just be like ''I bet Kanae's eyes are prettier, I bet Kanae's dick is biggger.'' All I post is for bulli.
>>83855492im just drunk n horny nowI would lick ur balls for free faggot
>>83855574Am drunk too, but no one like me.
>>83855617doesnt sounds like u would decline the offer if we drank irl together
Anf now I jave hiccups too.
>>83855632You're funny like this cause you insult my looks every chance you get usually.
>>83855664yes cause I know what u look like and not trying to get you to leave me alone by any means possiblenow post ur balls I wanna fap
>>83855696>not trying to get you to leave me aloneWhat.Tsundere bitch. Kys.
I'll just much on my fatty fat sandwich and enjoy myself because guess what? Neither you nor any woman is in control of me.
>>83855753I guess I hit a nerve with thatyou know you could lose lots of weight by just having sweaty lewds with me
That eye I pposted? A tear is running down from it right now. I hope you're happy.>>83855766Literally literally I have not done anythign for you to be this gay rn.
>>83855789I will eat your ass??It will make u cum desu
>>83855828>you're the worst person I hate you more than anone ever>I will eat your ahhBleh. You bakas are all the same. Asooming the worst about me.
>>83855884if im saying leave me alone it actually give me space or else im gonna get angry and be very bpd towards youim way too shitfaced now, at least I figured out when to stop to drinkI shouldnt do this anymoe wtf was I thinking
>>83855955Isn't this the second night you're getting drunk? Heya, we're synchronizing our periods. And you can always just imagine Kanae's cock whenever you feel BPD towards me, so it's all good.
I hope my worthless see nothing eyes get poked by needles, so no one can coom on them ever.
>https://youtu.be/d3QWWHFzfOI?si=0z61IW6dz-K0zesr>20min in>the shittu he is saying about banks>v ery suswell I always preferred to keep my cash at home instead of at the bankcash is king
>https://youtube.com/shorts/Xr1JCxmxg-M?si=9-qI7cgu8EoiIiobtake me bacc please
>get ready2sleep
Bleh. Another night. Another sesssion of being drunk and stupid and gay in Ceb's thread.
