Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)10:10:00 No.83851821

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Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)10:10:00 No.83851821

>at the library with my friend
>he goes to the bathroom
>says he has to shit and asks me to watch his stuff
>he doesn't like taking his phone to the bathroom because of "all the germs"
>ok whatever
>he goes
>the other day I turned on my phone and took a screenshot of the time so I learned you dont need to unlock the phone to take a screenshot
>decide to troll my friend for the lulz
>grab his phone
>turn it on
>take like 100 screenshots
>put it back down
>a few minutes pass he comes back
>thanks me for watching his stuff
>for sure bro
>tells me he made some chicken alfredo last night
>tell him he's a fag for cooking
>asks me if I wanna see a pic
>ok bro sure
>goes to his camera roll
>he's like wtf are all these screenshots I never took them
>loling on the inside
>tell him he must have took them in his sleep or something
>he asks me "if the idea that someone would take like 100 screenshots in their sleep is logically feasible"
>tell him maybe sleepy him just really liked the way the time in that moment looked against his wallpaper
>tells me that's bullshit
>tell him that reality is stranger than fiction
>he asks me if I even know where that quote is from
>say yeah I do, his mom
>tells me his mom is too stupid for a quote like that
>I agree
>he suddenly has the idea to look at the file info to see when the pics were taken
>kek it's over for me
>he checks
>he sees they were taken a few minutes ago
>he closes my laptop and calls me a dumbass
>tell him I'm not the one with a billion screenshots of my lock screen on my phone
>he just shakes his head and goes to mass delete the pics
>mfw