femoid opinions on straight guys who love to shove things up their butts?
>>83852449i mean its a harmless kink but i think they are gay and they would cheat on me with a man
>>83852449Women hate male pleasure.
>>83852449Not very straight now is it
>>83852482>>83852785>it's gay to stimulate your own sexual organsI guess every guy is gay for jerking off his penis and every woman is a dyke for rubbing her vagina.
Legit question: what do those rings do?
>>83853316Well cock rings normally prevent blood from flowing out so it gives a bigger harder erection, but since it's also attached to the vibrator I assume you can feel the vibrations through it and I guess the ball ring probably just feels like some nice additional pressure along with the vibrations.
>>83852482i do not want to be with a manbut im too shy and too lazy to ever cheat
>>83853272Yes stroking your ding dong is the same as jamming dildos in your poopy butthole. Faggot
this toy was inside my body
>>83853385how do guys get pleasure from it? it just hurts, that's it
>>83853392Prostate go brrrr
>>83853392are you a guy?to be honest I couldnt do it hands free but it made jerking off feel betterfelt weird to take out tho
>>83853405my prostate didn't react to it at all>>83853424i got blood and shit on it when i took it out, never again
>>83853450how????use lude next time
>>83853316I've used a vibrating cock ring a few times. The high quality ones are laid out so the vibrating motor can easily be swapped around. The motor is in the perfect place to stimulate your partner's clit if it's oriented on top of your penis. It stimulates your taint if you have it oriented downwards. This is actually extremely pleasurable when combined with other stimulation. I stopped using it because long-term use is bad for your blood vessels and may desensitize your dick. Trying to get it off after you cum is extremely uncomfortable and pulls you out of the post-orgasm bliss, too. I have not put any vibrating objects in my ass and have no interest in pursuing it.
>>83853467don't know, my bowels didn't like it I guess. I did use tons of lube though.
>>83853392if you're not retarded and use lots of lube, warm up and gradually work up to larger sizes there is no pain
>>83853450>my prostate didn't react to it at allthat's because it takes practice, you're not going to get big cummies the first time you play with your prostateonce you figure it out though, hoooo boy, biiiiiiiiig cummies
>The modern man plays with his prostate
>>83853542it is some SUPREME beta behavior to feel like a part of your own body is forbidden because brown teenagers on a Chinese basket weaving site told you it was gay
Disgusting. Stuff is not meant to go up your butt.
i will drink a pint glass full of cum but i don't want to think about a man's asshole
>>83853844>i will drink a pint glass full of cumyou got me curious. ever actually done this before?
>>83853870no but i fantasize about it because im a man
>>83852785what makes it gay or straight? it's the persons own bodyfor as much as men obsess about sexual pleasure, they sure do limit their own sexual pleasure just to not appear gay. and even that is weird, because their whole life is them being hyper focussed on not appearing gay to a ridiculous degree
>>83854112To be penetrated is not a male thing: it's something for women. They're meant for it, just like men are meant for penetrating. To be penetrated as a man is gay.
>>83854303keep coping homo, youre retarded
>>83854303>They're meant for itthe anus is an easy way to access the male g-spot: the prostate. this appeal to nature, i don't think is good enough for us to take as valid or an ultimate truth.
>>83852482>>83852785>>83853380Foids suddenly joining the Westborough Baptist Church when there's an opportunity to insult men
>>83853392Fags unironically get off on pain.
>>83854351>homo calls a straight person homoOkay, faggot!>>83854355If you were meant to stick things up your ass, then you wouldn't need lube, and the rates of fecal incontinence wouldn't be increases. It's just dumb to begin with. As a result, it's not meant to be penetrated. That leaves what? Nothing. You were meant to penetrate, not be penetrated. Also, before you say it, just because it feels good doesn't mean it is good. If that were the case, go do heroin. It feels good, right? Therefore it's a good thing!
>>83854700They don't: they're just not honest with themselves because only women get off on pain.
>>83853272>no I just love grabbing this one particular penis and stimulating it until the point of ejaculation>not gay tho!!!!
I'm straight but my sex drive is 99% linked to my asshole and my prostate.If my prostate is not activated then I'll be monk mode and even feel disgusted by sex.I can't be alone on this, right? This is so fundamental to my biology that I'm curious if most men are like this but don't realize it?
>>83854959>I'm straight but I do gay thingsNah, you are gay.
>>83854959The problem is that most guys who feel that way are gay so it's easy for them to get their bussy pounded, but as heterosexuals it's nigh impossible to get women to do it to us.
>>83854970I'm straight>>83855166This guy is actually gay he wants to be penetrated by other people
>>83855166You are gay.>B-but it's a woman doing the penetration!! It's straigth.No, you are gay for liking being in a bottom penetrative position. I would never let that happen to me.
>>83855402>>83855463>nooo it's gay for a woman to give you prostate orgasm
My gf said she wouldn't date a guy who didn't want it in his butt. So women like that exist but I honestly think most of them become dykes or FTM trans. Tbh though she wants it 8 times a day and half of that in my butt. Exciting but also kind of scary. At the same time she seemed paranoid I would turn gay and it took me a couple of months to reassure her I wouldn't as she had an ex who did just that.So I guess they exist but not many, and the ones who do either troon out or become lesbians and those that don't are paranoid their bf will turn gay because they do sometimes. Not to mention most women are extremely submissive (I think a survey showed 40% of guys like to be submissive or switch whilst its only 5% or so of women who are switch or domme and typically being submissive as a woman is antithetical to shoving a finger or dildo into some guys ass.Also if she likes shoving things in guys butts she's probably going to have a bunch of other kinks with that which you may or may not like
>>83853392It hurts if you suck at doing it and have no experience. I get very little pain when I do it.
>>83855402Define gay in less than 5 words
>>83855764Fucking someone of same gender
>>83855859Notice how it has nothing to do with being penetrated
>>83855764buttstuff = gayoregano
>>83855911So if a woman puts her finger in your butt you think its gay?
>>83855911>ew i poop from there and big fat black niggers fuck me there on the dl, it makes me feel gay- you
>>83855975>So if a woman puts her finger in your butt you think its gay?Yes.
