What would you do if you woke up looking like this?
>>83852480Kill myself for being Indian I guess
choke chicken to death
>>83852480I kind of look like him, is it over?
>>83852480Apply for infinite free money i guess
>>83852480obey my genetically wired compulsion to post pictures of black penises
>>83852480Applogize to God for whatever I did to deserve such punishment
>>83852624A (You), my good sir.
>>83852480Find myself a big booty latina of course
>>83852480I'd be happy to see an improvement. All he needs to do is lose weight and he has a chance at getting a gf, which is not something I can say about myself.
shave lol
>>83852480Nix lad
>>83852480he'd be cute as a twink if he lost a lot of weight and shaved
lose weight, get better clothes, don't have such a faggy haircut, take up jogging, do my chores and keep my place neat, put up some pictures, dejeet myself as much as possible