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Imagine going on a date with a 29 years old man and he tells you that he's a virgin and he's never had a girlfriend or been on a date before. Then you go to have sex with him and you find out his penis is only 4 inches long erect. Would you consider this a good date? Of course not. Nobody would.

I need to die.
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people go on dates to enjoy each others company not for the express purpose of having sex. make yourself enjoyable to be around
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>>83852503
Why would you go on a date with yourself?
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>>83852503
>haves sex on first date
you goddamn slut
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>>83852514
>people go on dates to enjoy each others company
Seems like that's more what women go on dates for. Just seems like stress and work for the guy
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>>83852503
Why do you care if she had a good time or not? Just enjoy the sex for yourself and if she doesn't want to see you again because your dick isn't large enough for her then move on to fucking the next woman.
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>>83852503
It's better than being shorter than a middle schooler. You can at least dream about ogremaxxing and overpowering others in a possible fall of the civilization.
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why havent you ever gone on a date before tho?
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>>83852527
>you goddamn slut
OP is the 29yo man, anon...
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>>83852503
i would consider this a good date anon
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>>83852503
>he tells you that he's a virgin and he's never had a girlfriend or been on a date before. Then you go to have sex with him a
I feel like we're missing some details and explanation between finding out he's a level 5 virgin, to immediately having sex with him.

>4 inches long erect.
I mean at least it was erect, a lesser man would have gone soft or stayed soft while crying and farting and apologizing over and over

also did you guys go see a movie or go bowling or what
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>>83852535
Women go on dates for sex. If you don't have sex after a date it means she doesn't like you.
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>>83852556
It's not an actual date, never happened. It's another thread by the 4-inch anon.
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>>83852537
>Just enjoy the sex
She can leave before you have sex.
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>>83852503
29? This has to be a larp. No one is a virgin at 29.
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>>83852694
We all are or will be
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>you dont TELL the foid you are a virgin
>dont talk about your dick
>be vague about previous relationship
There. Don't be a beta faggot.
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>>83852774
>just lie bro
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>>83852552
Women don't want to date virgins with small penises.
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>>83852514
Women care about sex at the end of the day. If she enjoys being around you but doesn't enjoy having sex with you it just means she is using you to relieve her boredom before she goes to fuck someone else.

>>83852517
It's a hypothetical question.
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>>83852527
Even if you assume it takes multiple dates to reach that point the disappointment is still there.

>>83852537
Sex isn't guaranteed in those situations. The woman is free to leave as soon as she loses interest.
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>>83852547
I don't see the appeal of a fantasy like that.

>>83852552
It's a self perpetuating cycle. Having no experience makes you undesirable. Being undesirable means you can't get experience.
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>>83852556
I should have mentioned that you need to imagine it from the perspective of a woman.

>>83852558
You might be surprised at how common a topic like this could be brought up in a conversation with a woman, especially on a date.
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>>83852929
>I don't see the appeal of a fantasy like that
That's how men got women for most of human history. In the past, it wasn't about being beautiful, it was about being strong.
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>>83852503
Have you tried jelqing?
>Muted for being a retard
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>be 31 year old incel
>go on date with girl
>asks if I was a virgin
>try to lie and say I am not
>she realizes I am lying and have to admit I am, she is okay with it
>goes on other dates with me
>go to have sex
>have small pp
>cum inside her in less than a minute
>becomes my gf

it can still happen bros, don't give up
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>>83852774
You can't keep a lie going like that forever.

>>83852960
"Getting women" against their will isn't desirable for me.

>>83852983
It sounds like a lot of pain and effort for minimal gain.
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You need to compensate for your small dick by being braver, funnier and cooler than other guys, not by being a whiny bitch on /r9k/ and making it a daily thing.
You have the same thing as manlets and premature baldos, where you're such a fucking narcissist that you have to make the entirety of human existence about your (frankly largely fucking irrelevant) physical characteristic, and you won't let anything else into your life other than the fact that you have a small dick and a boner for anime girls.
Stop while you're ahead, for our sake if not for your own.
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>>83853045
>against their will
I'm not talking about rape, you misunderstood me. I'm saying that what was taken into consideration when choosing a partner was strength back then.
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>>83852535
if you don't enjoy her company why would you want to have sex with her. are you stupid
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>>83853041
Seems fake, sorry.

>>83853084
You can't compensate for it. No woman wants a brave funny cool guy with a small dick. Just ask them.

>>83853185
They didn't choose their partners back then.
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>>83853319
>You can't compensate for it
Yes you can.

>No woman wants a brave funny cool guy with a small dick
Wrong.

>Just ask them.
I did, they told me you're a retarded narcissist faggot who doesn't know what he's talking about.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwKqJEigjr4

everyone in this thread needs to listen to this
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>>83853401
this also

https://www.xvideos.com/video.aodht4217/howard_stern_-_smallest_penis_contest
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>>83853299
Well eventually, it would lead to getting to know someone and being able to enjoy their company I would think. But the beginning would definitely just be stress, trying to keep her attention.
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Darumi, your male relatives raped you, you shouldn't be dating anyone until you get therapy.
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>>83853439
Her male relatives are so lucky.
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>>83853319
I just noticed you're right but now you made me feel like I'm evil
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>>83853330
You're mad because you know I'm right.
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Sex is legitimately like 2% of a relationship.
The other 98% can still be great.
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>>83853753
I'm hypersexual and sex needs to be 10% of the relationship.
Not OP, I'm somewhat of a sex haver with a decent sized dick.
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>>83853084
>You need to compensate for your small dick by being braver, funnier and cooler than other guys
They'll just say he's overcompensating for his small dick. Same thing they say about short guys.
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>>83853753
Not for women. For women it's all or nothing.
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>>83853041
Why does this hurt to read more than your standard blackpill stuff?
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What do you plan to do from now on with your dick, after all?
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>>83855022
I will lowkey be jerking it
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>>83855051
Do you use urinals? I don't, I have too much fear of being judged.
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>>83854771
It tells you that the comforting lie that everyone like you has it as bad as you is a lie.
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>>83853739
I'm mad for the sole reason that you're making this board a shitty by becoming an obnoxious avatarfag complaining about the least interesting thing in the world.

>>83853796
Yeah that's why all these short and smalldicked peoples around the world have girlfriends and wives. Pull your head out of your ass. The world does not revolve around your small cock. Your small cock is not the most important thing about you.
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>>83855127
>the least interesting thing in the world.
He's just venting. Let the dude be happy.
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>>83855090
Well I would hope nobody would look.
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I'm 28 next month and that really scares me. I feel like I should just give up on ever dating someone, the experience gap is just too huge.
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>>83855127
When did I ever post an avatar in this thread?
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>>83855207
Do you usually use urinals or do you only urinate in stalls too?
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>>83855253
It's fine to use them for me.
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>>83852694
I turn 27 in two months. It is a Conceivable possibility
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>>83855380
I wanted to have your confidence
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AAAAAAAA I WANT TO BE 6'3 TOO
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>>83855437
Pee free
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>>83852503
I had a crush on a 29 year old virgin once and if the opportunity had presented itself I would have let his balls tickle my uvula regardless of size. But idk maybe you're facially ugly and the penis thing is just a cope
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>>83855557
>once
Big detail
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>>83852694
I'm 28 and turn 29 in a few days and I'm a Virgin. It's the most unremarkable thing ever. All you have to do is nothing, and be unremarkable (not hot, tall, smart=makes money) and women will never even be in your vinicity. They specifically shape their days to not have to spend any time near men like me. Just don't try, and be ugly, it's easy. I can think back as far as the second grade to instances where the bullying from girls started. I learned how to navigate that by creating distance and not talking to them anymore. Then they'd try to bother me with their friends, but I already hated them too much. I didn't even want to look at them anymore lol. Grew out of it and thought the resentment was taking too much energy, also childish but I was a child. Now women are automatons to me they're not bad, not good kind of like wild animals. I don't want a disease but I don't hate them. Sweeter grapes.
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>>83855591
I'm 28 and this is highly relatable. I'm surprised virginity rates aren't higher given how easy it is to stay as such.
Also had that weird bullying where they try to embarrass their low status friend by telling me that they are interested in me. Quickly learned to avoid them.
Honestly, they're like a different species to me now.
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i just happened upon this site and I find it quite engrossing everyone. not even the anti-woman mentality, or the advanced conversational practices employed to cloak it. nay, what is stimulating is, total truth, you and I are *quite similar*. I'm 23 and don't know what pussy tastes like, have never been in a relationship or outing, mostly just do star rail dailies and work at Subway. I was alerted to this place because I value true anonymity, heavens I prefer when I don't have to introduce myself in classes, and I've always wondered if others guys wish to have their identity hidden. I exercise but it doesn't do much for me or anything and wish I had more lung capacity. I think idpol jokes are funny, but I know I shouldn't. so, quite like you.

then I find this and HOLY. what's wrong, friends? I have to tell the truth that it's great to find other anons, but this board is like looking at a mirror made of water that keeps moving around, though it's interesting so you drop a pebble in it. feel free to call me beta/libcuck/left whatever tepid tripe people called you in algebra in seventh grade. I'd rather live as a named person than buy into this narrative.

you'd need to know my life first. probably because my instructor is helping me improve my graduate thesis, or because i have a working mom (grew up with friends) or i don't fall for propaganda like you do. it's not that i deserve more than robots, if I did I'd be right here with you. so the girl you like either is fucking chad or they are christian (the term for that is "stupid"). the point is you're totally fine. if you superego wasn't female, youd get it. you probably think you have done nothing to deserve this, but you're only speeding up your downfall. please get offline and never come back.
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>>83855669
Holy pasta
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>>83852503
Imagine that but being 39. Literally me.
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>>83855669
Dostoevsky, is that you?
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>>83855635
>Also had that weird bullying where they try to embarrass their low status friend by telling me that they are interested in me. Quickly learned to avoid them.
They did it early enough to where you can clock it anywhere now that you're grown. You realize what a waste of time even saying one word to them is.

It's instinctual they need their mark to promote better in-group social dynamics. They're usually disappointed or try to fake laugh it off when I don't give them a reaction or say anything. Their words don't register as English anymore just sounds like hyena babble. For women the group is everything. They're operating completely on instinct, you kind of pity them not for the person they are but because they're slaves to their programming. This is entertainment for their brains, they are operating on the low levels.



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