Got done jerking off as I usually do before bed. Had a mind-bending orgasm to Kamala Harris. Having trouble sleeping, so I popped 2 melatonins and now I'm drinking beer in bed. My life is shit, bros. How do I cope better?
>>83853672step one: drink better beer
>>83853750All beer tastes similar to me. Any recommendations though?
>>83853775>Any recommendations though?Not that judgemental faggot but nattty daddy
>>83853775all beer tastes like asshole. talking from experience <3
>>83853806Thank you for the recommendation, anon.>>83853812I don't want my mouth near anyone's asshole. Gross
YOU NEED TO DRINK HAPPY DAD NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>83853775pabst blue ribbon
>>83853812That's the point. If beer didn't taste like bitter asshole no man would drink it.
>>83854021I'm not happy, and I'll probably never be a dad so that brand doesn't appeal to me.>>83854043Danke>>83854067Pretty sure most people just drink beer to get buzzed or drunk. Beer tastes awful.
>>83853775italian beer
>>83854043>pabst blue ribbonOn ice
>>83854220Is there any other way to drink a pbr than ice cold
>>83853775i have a few recommendations. the best domestic American standard-ass beer is regular Yuengling. the best Mexican import is regular Modelo. my favorite beer is Asahi Super Dry. but the shit brewed in Italy that you can get at nip restaurants is way better than the shit brewed in Wisconsin. i just got a 12 pack of this and it just ain't the same. but i'm out in the sticks and i was just happy to find it out in the wild locally. coors light is the best to bring for other people to drink
I had like 8 bottles of Cass at a korean bbq place one time. That was a damn fine beer..
>>83854277I get the feeling you live in rural midwest. You ever drink a Nordeast?
>>83853672>jerking off>orgasm to Kamala Harris>My life is shit, brossounds like...
>>83854387i do not, i live in semi-rural northern Georgia. cattle and warehouses and manufacturing within the same ten square miles. but plenty of woods with backroads to live in. never drank a nordeast, or heard of it!
>>83854753Im drinking in savannah rn. I said I was gonna make it down this way and it actually happened. If I make it to your area we will drink
>>83854969ah, hell yeah! how do you like it down here, generally speaking? i'd be eager to hear your impressions. all ya gotta do is head up interstate 75 for enough miles, til the flat turns into hills but not mountains yet. be happy to have some drinks with ya.
>>83853672Hold me now..I'm six feet from the edge and I'm *hic* drinking
>>83855393>ah, hell yeah! how do you like it down here, generally speakingIdk how to describe it but I just feel comfortable here.
>>83855407Maybe 6 feet ain't so far down
>>83855599ah man what a fukken beauty of a shot there. love it! glad to hear you're well at east down here. all the best to you sir
>>83856238>all the best to you sirThanks and same to you
