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02/06/26(Fri)15:04:29 No.83853802
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)15:04:29 No.83853802 Archived
>Be me
>Awkward as fuck
>Autistic as fuck
>Kissless Hugless Virgin
>Works with a bunch of older women
>One of them is really nice to me
>Always touching me
>Leaning in real close to whisper things to me
>Apparently her family members know me by name
>Tried to gift me her father's jacket
>I'm really into her
>Feels like maybe she's into me
>I have no idea how to approach the subject
>Just go up to her:
"You know I, uh.. think you're gorgeous."
>Long pause
>She shakes her head
"No, I'm not."
>I laugh nervously
>Don't know what else to say

I'm a fucking idiot, I don't even wanna go back to work. Sometimes a voice in my head tells me to just touch her face or grab her hand, like that's what you're supposed to do or something. She just gets so close to me, and stares so deeply into my eyes. Fuck I'm a fucking loser
>>
Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)15:08:09 No.83853835
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)15:08:09 No.83853835
>>83853802
Depending on how young you are, she'll probably give you a pass on being retarded. Don't give up hope yet, anon. Ask her out on a date.
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)15:08:20 No.83853836
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)15:08:20 No.83853836
You said your lie she caught you on it, world moves on.
Try something more honest, autism is not a thing
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)15:09:35 No.83853846
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)15:09:35 No.83853846
>>83853836
>autism is not a thing
Why would anyone listen to anything you have to say when you say retarded shit like this?
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)15:15:43 No.83853908
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)15:15:43 No.83853908
>>83853835
I'm 25 and she's 50.

>>83853836
It wasn't a lie, I'm genuinely infatuated with her. She's beautiful and her body is fucking amazing, she kept herself in great shape and she's very witty and young at heart.
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)15:59:30 No.83854284
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)15:59:30 No.83854284
>>83853908
>I'm 25 and she's 50.
Anon...
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)16:33:56 No.83854609
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)16:33:56 No.83854609
>>83854284
You don't understand, I'm in love with her
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)16:49:57 No.83854761
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)16:49:57 No.83854761
>>83853908
oh my god bro..
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Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)16:50:33 No.83854769
Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)16:50:33 No.83854769
>>83853908
>I'm 25 and she's 50.
Nice
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