>>83855019
it would have been funnier if he said all black everything before the dance and actually wore sunglasses

>>83855019
Is he tall as fuck or is this some thirdie country with 7-foot ceilings

>>83855019
>What happened to the class clown?
Tried to make a clothing brand, failed and became a bouncer

The kids are calling it 'jestermaxxing' now.

Lanklet doing lanklet things

>>83855019
Don't care what anyone says. I think zoomers are alright.

>school groomed him to do this for no reason
none of those fucking fucks has the right to complain about next Dahmer or DeAngelo

>>83855019
The room looks so tiny, give that man more space

>>83855071
This is considered funny to zoomers. The whole thing is a joke. Kids are all behind 7 layers of irony these days

can you do the dance?

>>83855019
>going to class at 3:30pm
Bro just rope

>>83855019
I inadvertently ruined his life, not sure what happened to him afterwards
>kid in my class desperately wanted to be the class clown but he wasn't funny, just annoying as fuck
>at this point we'd been in the same classes for almost a decade so I was tired of his shit
>had a class called Career Exploration
>one day the teacher takes us to the computer lab to fill out a survey
>you list your hobbies and interests, it searches the keywords to suggest careers you might be interested in, fill out a worksheet after based on your careers
>me, my friend and Clown are the only ones in the back row
>Clown finishes
>he leaves to mess around on the other side of the lab
>notice he didn't submit his work
>friend and I decide to fuck with him
>we replaced all of his interests with the edgiest shit our 14 year old minds could come up with
>spying on my sister in the shower, wearing mom's panties, torturing stray cats, bullying the black kids, keying teachers' cars, starting fires while touching myself, stealing from grandma's purse, vandalizing churches
>idea was we'd tease him over the stuff he "wrote" when he came back and he has to redo the work
>teacher notices Clown goofing off
>"Clown, get back to work!"
>"But I already finished"
>"Oh yeah? Show me"
1/2

>>83855225
>teacher and Clown start walking over
>oh shit nigger
>teacher starts reading while Clown, who can't see the screen from his angle, confidently says "See I told you I did it"
>"Clown...this is deeply disturbing"
>entire class goes quiet and turns to watch
>friend and I sweating bullets and pretending not to notice, just keep typing
>"Wh-what do you mean...I like basketball and video games and skateboarding"
>teacher starts reading the edgy answers
>Clown starts crying and screams that's not what he wrote
>teacher doesn't believe him
>"Lets see the principal and have a talk with your parents", teacher drags him to the principal's office, librarian watches us for the rest of the class
>friend and I laugh our asses off when class is over, relieved we got away with it
>everyone thought Clown just got suspended for a few days
>when he still isn't back next week another kid asks the teacher when Clown will be back
>"Clown won't be returning, he's been sent somewhere he can get the special help and attention he desperately needs"
>they sent him to the shithole prison-tier school in our district for pregnant teens and kids who are in and out of juvie or fighting all the time
>this happened in the 2000s, tried looking him up on social media and never found him, asked around and nobody knows what happened to him
2/2

>>83855019
Why the fuck does America even have show and tell? It's just cringeworthy shit

they learned jestermaxxing doesnt get you laid

>>83855244
it's a kindergarten assignment to get kids used to speaking in front of groups of people

>>83855019
Nobody has a sense of humor anymore and tries to get offended all the time

>>83855225
>>83855233
I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you.

>>83855233
>>"Wh-what do you mean...I like basketball and video games and skateboarding"
This broke my heart. Poor autismcel.