/r9k/ - Der Coomer, are you here? - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

Der Coomer, are you here? 02/06/26(Fri)17:24:25 No.83855034

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Der Coomer, are you here? Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)17:24:25 No.83855034 Archived

Your robot friends are worried, we don't see you as often anymore.
What's happening? Did you coom? Who swallowed it? Did you get lost at some porn convention? Groped a camgirl? Did she call security? Was she hot? Did you peek under her bikini? How often would you say she shaves?

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)17:28:56 No.83855073

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)17:28:56 No.83855073

>>83855034
He probably gets banned occasionally because mods hate fun. I saw him last week so he's still around.

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)17:29:45 No.83855083

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)17:29:45 No.83855083

>>83855034
>der coomer as sin city yellow guy
kek
Der Coomer we all love you

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)17:38:09 No.83855146

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)17:38:09 No.83855146

>>83855073
He's missed so many >teehee fembot here chances, though.
I monitor those threads all the time with auto-refresh waiting for him to show up and then see hilarious fembot reactions, but he's not here anymore apparently, or not as often... I miss my buddy...

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)18:58:17 No.83855750

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)18:58:17 No.83855750

>>83855034
Bump
~~So he's not here, right?~~

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)19:01:44 No.83855778

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)19:01:44 No.83855778

>>83855034
Maybe he got a gf. Lmao

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)19:04:09 No.83855798

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)19:04:09 No.83855798

>>83855034
He was the prototype. The alpha. The original. Of simps bow down to him. Of thots wish he would collaborate with them. Alpha Tates want to be him.

I would go into battle and die for this man. That's how much I believe in his vision. Can you say the same?

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)19:25:09 No.83856001

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)19:25:09 No.83856001

>>83855798
I would have followed him. My brother. My captain. My king of coomers!

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)19:30:52 No.83856048

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)19:30:52 No.83856048

>>83856001
A certain sincerity to him you don't see in the modern corrupted 'gooner'.

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)19:47:42 No.83856190

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)19:47:42 No.83856190

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Anons if you want to say something nice about Der Coomer this is your chance.
I'll make sure if I see him again to link him to this thread!

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)19:56:34 No.83856260

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)19:56:34 No.83856260

>>83856190
I love you Der Coomer I love your questions I love seeing people answer them I love your images I love seeing you in threads

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)20:41:01 No.83856574

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)20:41:01 No.83856574

>>83855034
How the fuck is this soulless spermless nigger even still alive and breathing in the year of our lord 2026?

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)20:47:05 No.83856623

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)20:47:05 No.83856623

>>83855034
I LOVE DER COOMER
THE ASKING GOONER QUESTIONS DER COOMER
THE ALWAYS HORNY DER COOMER
I REALLY MISS DER COOMER
I WISH I WAS DER COOMER
I AM DER COOMER

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)20:51:10 No.83856647

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)20:51:10 No.83856647

>one spammer less
cool, may 2026 bring the death of more spammers

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)20:57:39 No.83856693

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)20:57:39 No.83856693

>>83856647
He wasn't a spammer he was a poet you rockbrained mouthbreathing insipid swine you wouldn't recognize greatness even if it was cumming on your face

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)20:58:54 No.83856699

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)20:58:54 No.83856699

>>83855034
Maybe he got a woman and a kid just like the coomer guy he uses as his avatar.

Anonymous
02/06/26(Fri)22:02:01 No.83857087

Anonymous 02/06/26(Fri)22:02:01 No.83857087

>>83856574
He still has sperm to get out duh