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So I got the nerve to actually measure my dick with tailor's tape and I knew it was small, but I was still really surprised by the results. I didn't know it would be this bad.

99% of men have a bigger dick than me, and it's 55-60% smaller by volume than the global average depending on which dataset you use, meaning the average guy's penis is double my size.

I don't really know what to make of it. Sometimes my life just feels like a sick joke.
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>>83855499
You're way bigger than my small dick. I'm 5.7x5.5. Anything under 7 is permavirgin tier. Your dick is huge bro.
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>>83855499
Imagine caring about penises this much. What a faggot.
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>>83855509
No dude, those are cm. I measured in cm to be more accurate. It's 4.75x3.75
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>>83855499
>tailor's tape
What kind of faggot doesn't own a stanley tape measure?
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>>83855523
Just tell people the cm measurement instead. Problem solved
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>>83855523
>4.75x3.75
Hahajahajahahhahahahaha. time to become a gay bottom
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Mine is 4 inches which is smaller.
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>>83855499
If you're being truthful and this isn't bait for a retarded SPH fetish, you're living in a profoundly unfortunate reality. I wish I could undo the injustices done to you by your parents and the elites, which directly contributed to this problem.
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>>83855573
If you actually felt this way you would chop off your penis in solidarity. But you don't.
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>>83855573
i'm 5" x 4", so just barely bigger than OP. some of us are just unlucky.
The length sucks, don't get me wrong, but the girth is the real killer. Having a pencil dick and trying to do anything sexual with a woman is like getting fucking stabbed because you know she isn't enjoying it and there's nothing you can do besides use like one, maybe two angles to get things to feel *just okay*. The average dick can just pound away and put pressure on her walls in ways that girthlets like I cannot. I fucking hate it here.
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>>83855573
I'm being 100% serious I'll post pics here soon with the measuring tape.
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>>83855659
I do not want pics bro.



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