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Imagine adding a guy on a dating app and he tells you that he's a virgin and he's never had a girlfriend or been on a date before. Then you go have a date with him and you find out his height is ony 5'3 on a good day. Would you consider this a good date? Of course not. Nobody would.

I need to die.
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What you need to do is stop making these threads.
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spam/flood duplicate >>83852503
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>>83855619
i would date a 200 pound woman so idk
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OP stole my whole flow.
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>>83855631
This is my first thread about this matter
>>83855636
I'm not that anon. If besides being short, my dick were that small too, I would have no reason to live at all
>>83855638
What does that have to do with the thread
>>83855640
I'm sorry
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>>83855619
we've literally been pushed out of the happiness market.
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>>83855712
>What does that have to do with the thread
i am more into someone that matches my lifestyle than external features. so i don't care if someone is 5'3 so much as they have a similar life to mine
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>>83855735
I'm embarrassed to leave my house without a vehicle. We've been pushed out of society.
>>83855749
I'm a man.
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>>83855819
>I'm a man.
Not at 5'3, you aren't.
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>>83855891
>Not at 5'3, you aren't
I'm doomed to know that everyone around me thinks that way and just don't say it to me. That's a fucking will killer, why would I put effort on anything if my biggest problem in life is the fact that I'm myself, I wonder
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>>83855819
>I'm a man.
i can't get a date either so does your height really matter?
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>>83855619
I wouldn't add a guy on a dating app in the first place being as I'm not a homosexual
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>>83855619
I mean, could be nice if he is a young twink. If he's over, like, 26 though it's just over
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I'm 5'8 and I'm I cannot get a date no matter what. If only I was 3 inches taller
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>>83855936
Maybe dating women isn't for you, but that doesn't mean you should give up on everything. There's lots of interesting things to do with your life other than going in and out of wet holes.
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>>83855957
My cousins who are in the fucking middle school are already taller than me. When I turned 18, the first thing my grandma said to me was that I didn't look an adult.
Women are important but not everything.
>>83855959
You're supposed to think about the OP as if you were a woman.
>>83855964
I dont think women like twinks, even if they did I won't die at 26
>>83855974
Wow holy shit, I feel so much better now, I will do a backflip. But I doubt that you're unable to use a motorcycle just like I am.
>lots of interesting things to do with your life
Give me an example. Obviously, I think that sports won't be in the list lol
>going in and out of wet holes.
Just because you wrote it in a funny way doesn't make things that simple. I'm going to be seen as inferior by everyone around me if I become a wizard.
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>>83856061
My twink friend had a girl madly in love with him, but she was abusive and turned out she only wanted him to reenact yaoi she read for her with other twinks.
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>>83855712
Why is she red?
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>>83856088
I look like a dwarf from Lord of the Rings but with small hands and no beard so no twinkmaxxing for me anyway
>>83856109
I dyed her hair red.
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>>83855619
Damn that's brutal. Knowing that no woman would ever acknowledge you, no one would take you seriously and hardly any chance to continue your bloodline; just because of the way you were born. It's a harsh reality that some of us have to deal with.
I'm sorry that you have to put up with this. I know that no amount of comforting might ease you. I just wish society wasn't like this.
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>>83856061
>You're supposed to think about the OP as if you were a woman.
But I did eat breakfast this morning.
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>>83856061
>Give me an example
I don't know, any hobby. It doesn't have to be sports. Since you have small hands you could do miniature painting, plastic modeling, papercraft, stuff like that.

You don't have to focus on things out of reach. Some people are blind or crippled and can't do certain things. Life sucks. God is unfair. You just need to cope.

>I'm going to be seen as inferior by everyone around me if I become a wizard
They already subconsciously see you as inferior given your height. Also you overestimate how much people care about other random people.
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>>83856157
Thanks for understanding me, anon.
If my parents had just gave HGH to me, if they had just done what I asked for them to do maybe I wouldn't even be here. But I can't say this to them because it would look pretty pathetic.
>>83856162
What's the relation between women and breakfasts?
>>83856174
>any hobby
My cope has been thinking about writing something lately. I'll see if it's worth it.
>stuff like that.
My hands shake because of autism (I think), so I'm terrible at things that require fine motor skills.
>Some people are blind or crippled and can't do certain things
If I were crippled instead of short, my family wouldn't pressure me to live like a normal person, chasing after family and money in the rat race. But being blind would really suck.
>you overestimate how much people care about other random people
People used to talk about me behind my back in highschool so I don't think that's true at all.
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Like, if you are clearly disabled then people will see you as a "non-competitive player", they won't really expect things from you and will treat you better. But for me it's the opposite. For example, if a crippled says something that sounds bad to one, that person would probably think twice before beating someone with the title of "disabled", but if the guy saying something bad was me then I would just be beaten, even if I was clearly weaker than the attacker
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>>83855619
Me but Im 6 foot 1
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>>83856357
What is it like to see people from above naturally?
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>>83855619
This happened to me, except I was the guy and we've been together for 4 years now. I thought I was 5'3 for a long time, turns out I'm 5'4 and 5'5 with shoes.
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>>83856424
I said I'm 5'3 on a good day. You're 2 inches taller than me
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>>83856438
Well make sure you're measuring right. I couldn't understand how cms translate to inches because I'm retarded.
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>>83856402
Idk, you get used to it growing up to the point it doesnt really see abnormal after a while. You do have to work out more than the average person if you want to avoid looking too lanky though
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>>83855619
Thats straight catfish, any foid will be pissed off about lying the height, the sole reason they may have got past the virgin sob story could be because they thought the guy is tall and atrractive, kinda of a reatarded question.
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>>83856461
I don't want to measure myself again, I used to think I was 5'5 when I was a 15/16 (don't remember well) but reality punched me in the face, I was actually 5'1. I got really sad that day.
>>83856474
I'm kind of envious because I used to think I would feel that way in the future too
>if you want to avoid looking too lanky though
Muscles are overrated, chad has a good frame because of his wide clavicles, not because he worked out.
>>83856521
Nobody talked about lying about one's height.
>the sole reason they may have got past the virgin sob story
OP presents a hypothetical thought experiment where the woman liked you in general and wants to date you, or at least wanted to.
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This was my pity-posting-thread of the month. Now that I've let out my pathetic side here already, I'm ready to go back to my daily life of pretending I'm confident.
Thanks to everyone who replied, goodnight.



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