>Get 5+ friends>Everyone chooses a spot on the floor, keep it a secret from other players>All participants jack off to completion, finishing on the floor and then meeting at the designated starting point>Last one to finish is "it">Play tag until someone slips on a puddle, that player is then out>Repeat process until one player remainsAny and all Walmart employees that attempt to stop you become honorary players. They can't win the game but they make it more fun.
>>83856615i got excited at the idea of playing this and then had a sudden realization i might be autistic
>>83856615>Get 5+ friends thread hidden
>>83856615I genuinely only have 2-3 in me on a given day and that's pushing it over the span of hours
