> be me, autistic virgin> join a BDSM chatroom cause why not> start talking with this girl, end up chatting daily since, she's everything I've ever wanted> she's hesitant to tell me her fetish because she thinks I'll judge her or some shit> turns out it's motherfucking horseplay?? what the actual fuck> lie and say it's fine cause she wants to take my virginity> MFW she said she wants to be the "horse" during it and that we'll fuck in her stable (WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN??)> Do I still go for it guys?
>>83864705Make sure to let your smegma build up so she can scrape it off. Horse girls love that.
>>83864705she just wants you to knock her up like a mare dumbass, it's not all that complicated.
>>83864705She wants to peg you with a 14 inch horse strap.
>>83864705Sorry pal, you're getting shagged by a stallion. No way out now
>>83865042>She wants to peg you with a 14 inch horse strap.Based
>>83864705>BDSM chatroom If you mean Fetlife or something it's probably legit but I'd be incredibly wary of anyone in a fetish-themed "chatroom" claiming to be a woman. Good chance you're speaking to a gay man in his mid-50s OP
>>83865055wait, so penis envy is real?
>>83865096>wait, so penis envy is real?always has been
>>83865055>>83865096>>83865125Further proof that futanaris are superior to normal w*men
>>83864705Link to chatroom? I also want to demented horsegirl
>>83864705This is your one chance at a stable relationship
>>83864705>>83866704He's right, OP. This is your chance to be an alfalfa male.
>>83864705>never happen
>>83864705Just do it. Someday it'll be a funny story, whatever happens.
>>83864705Bro if she's going to pretend to be a horse just go in doggy style and jackhammer that bitch like a stallion. Nut multiple times and just keep going til you physically can't get it up anymore. Just use her as a practice fuck. You should probably try to get multiple hook ups out of it too because why not build that stamina
>>83864705>Talk to degenerate sex-obsessed weirdos>Discover they have weird fetishes
>>83864705Sure, dealing with a little freak is worth it if she's good looking snd your dream girl.
>>83864705Ponygirls are great, enjoy telling her she's a good horsey and brushing her mane op
>>83866704I actually chuckledand I'm at a wakeso thanks for that faggot
>>83869365>boring ahh wake, gotta check what's happening on 4chan
