Walmer castle edish
Giving Sean a neck massage
Seasidezomboid about? fancy an update. Hope Mark is still respecting 'elens final resting place and he's not use it for bokkle storage xx
>>83869108would take all week LOL LMAO
fancy a train edish personally
Sean is a good looking lad. Woud let him shag my gf.
I'd spark him out personally. No tolerance for paedophiles on feel street anymore.
unironically thinking of subbing to some onlyfans slags, have plenty of extra money to burn so why not?
>>83869183Save it for something nice?
>>83869183Why? What a waste of money. I don't get it.
>>83869197Good looking laddington, deserving of a cute woman to raise a family with
>>83869200been thinking of doing that but wanking is one of the few pleasures in life i have>>83869202cant take it with me innit
>>83869197its so over lad, im very sorry - I really am.
>>83869232But what's the appeal of it when you could just watch porn for free. I've never understood why men pay for OnlyFans. Maybe it's a normie thing and I'm too autistic to get it.
>>83869197Do you have deformed ears, why is your hair over them?????
>>83869183Why not funnel the money into something useful, like a campaign to force people to walk on the left when on footpaths and at supermarkets. It's beyond ridiculous now.
Where is crossy x
>>83869220Ta lod. Shame about the mental illness, I'm 31 THATS STILL YOUNG x>>83869265I'm starting minoxdil in a few days, won't fix what I've lost but think I can salvage what's left.>>83869323Hair is thinning and wispy on the sides, it sits over top a little and my ears are naturally pinned back.
instant woodles for dinner
>>83869433what flavour la
he wants to beat up a disabled man in a care home for vulnerable adults. proper wrong'un imo
>>83869374sleeping with the fishes
>>83869374in the super secret noncecord
>>83869440teriyaki with two eggs but dont have any meat sadly
>>83869441You forgot to mention that it's someone pretending to be disabled and grifting the state for free money. Very malicious.
>>83869460>pretending to be disabled and grifting the state for free moneyProof?
>>83869510Fuck up now mongboy.
>>83869510The guy is an evil manipulative piece of shit. Needs locking up for benefit fraud. He twists everyone around him into getting his own way.>>83869526Yep he's lied about trying to commit suicide multiple times to get sympathy.
Crimestoppers accept benefit fraud reports, 100% anonymous. Cya sean lad :)
>>83869526>>83869538So? Most people in a mental institution will tell you they don't belong there. Doesn't mean they don't.
>>83869555backtracking now little lad? ha ha, tick tock.
There is obviously something wrong with him why would he wear nappies otherwise
>>83869546corrrr lush idea that lad and fucking deserved. fuck around find out sean lad.
mongboy bricking it hehe x
Anyone been on Ryanair to any spanish destinations? You see loads of news articles about everyone being leary on the flights and i dont fancy that.
>>83869716Its full of drunk deanos. WOAT experience
>>83869716Yes i've flown with them to and from Spain but I haven't had an experience like that.When I went to zante with easyjet though, kek, both there and back it was like a fucking party bus. Old boy sat in the seat next to me nodded off halfway through the flight and they couldn't wake him up to put the belt on for landing they thought he was dead haha. Many many cans consumed.
>>83869724>>83869744I might try the Copenhagen flight then eoughly same pric, i just want to get the ees part done cheaply before i go on connecting flights later in the year.
>>83869809hwoahhahahaha kekked at that one lid
No more vibe resets, just non stop seething
>>83869791have fun de lad xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI
Gotten back again just now me X
>>83869791You get what you pay for really. No frills when flying ryanair. Just make sure your carry on is proper sized, they're like flies round shit with that.
>>83869896Hi Sean, we know it's you because only you number your apu images.
>>83869960Lol, I've been saying for a LONG time that he's behind all this. All this to stay relevant on an irrelevant board that his whole life revolves around. Real grim when you think about it.
>>83869555How retarded are you, holy shit
>>83869900Hope you die nasty piece of shit. Fuck you
Never has the Helper rebellion been so powerful. Dark times.
helper supporters are REAL fucking quiet now
>>83870096helper supporters are having dinner with their wives and families while you seethe here
Nobody likes Helper. He just posts without his trip sometimes pretending to be people that like him.
>>83870141He is necessary evil
>>83869992Little Sean frantically changing the file names of his apu collection to try and remain anonymous. We still know it's you. Funny how he deleted his post once I called him out on it.
>>83869858ahh, right, fuck that.>>83869955I'm trying to get a early morning out flight and same day back. It's not until after April 10 when ees is fully implemented so i have some time. I did look at a bus to Calais, but that's a lot of fannying about from where i am outside Bristol.
He spent the whole weekend in his room thinking about another man who posts on 4chan.
NO SEANS ALLOWED
>>83870141All that needed to be said.
>>83870199Back again Sean? You have hours and hours of work to do renaming all your apus, chop chop.
mongboy bricking it and its lush x
>>83870158Nice one lol, only just noticed that
I think Welper is great, and I wish I could be his friend IRL, it would be lush x
>>83870236paedopalgrim.
He's got himself all worked up because he the images set him off lmao
mongboy and the mongclan hehe x
He really doesn't know lol
>>83870245>because he the images
Another dewaffeinated wuppa garn down the hatch x
Necking this wizza wagies paid for. How it should be.
>>83870304Recycling the same pics because the bennies have been cut? The keks keep on coming ha ha.
>>83870324HE RENAMED IT TO THE DATE AS WELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THE FUCKING MONG
Poor little lad is desperate not to reveal how his bennies have been cut.
Got him chasing shadows lmao
>>83870324Little lads been done there desu
Oh Sean I'm starting to pity you now. Stop.
Little lads all lost chasing shadows. Have a map soft lad x
Din-din o'clock is it XIndeed yes
Please be HHL please please please. I'm so lonely.
No waffiene garn down the hatch for me lids x
>>83869183Check on coomer (dot) st to see if they're on there, so you can watch for free. There's also a bunch of OF rip sites out there. >>83869275Yea but you cant watch porn of that specific woman for free. That's the appeal.
What would you do? Another reason not to use AI tbqhwydelids
>>83870403Who cares? Foids are like objects. They all identical (and insufferable) personality wise, and it's easy to find porn of one that looks how you like.
>>83870433Well yea, of course, but you're not wanking to their personality are you, and it's not always easy to find similar looking ones who do the content you want to see.
>>83870417You're not obligated fulfill an order just because someone placed it lol. Just give him his money back and literally nothing can be done
>>83870417Just cancel the order lol. If they keep being dickheads then call the police and have them done for fraud
>>83870270What if it turned out Kate was behind all the HHL trolling? She's pushing him to suicides.
Nice nutritious bowl of peeandam soup for me.
>>83870476the underclass are just her playthingsit not right x
>>83870497I prefer oxtail myself
might pretend to be an AI and get a comfy job fucking small businesses up
Serious question, I am meeting a women next week for a date. We've got the date but she is insistent that I pick the place. Food of course. Any of you lads know what places women like? And not fucking mcdonalds.
>>83870453Ignoring the 2nd half of my sentence then? Clearly it doesn't make sense, there's something else going on. You are like escortmong and fallen in love with an e-whore. In fact, maybe you even are him.
>>83870521I like a few different soups, a nice homemade carrot soup is really good with some crusty bread.
>>83870536Cheeky nandos pal
>>83870324Sean had his PIP cut?
>>83870536>Any of you lads know what places women like? And not fucking mcdonalds.Dorsia
>>83870542>Ignoring the 2nd half of my sentence then?You are literally illiterate
>>83870577Surprisingly I cannot get a reservation there, it's fully booked?
>>83870520Love this one. It just not rite x
>>83870569No he was trying to get a few (you)s in but was instantly called out for it.
>>83870569Looking that way isn't it
>>83870602He said his PIP was secured until 2028 a while ago didn't he?
>>83870619Not sure lad. It'd be irrelevant anyway if you're under investigation by the DWP for fraud I'd think.
Dubs man loved da joosSaddest betrayal everWe now cry often
>>83870583>You are literally illiterateYou are actually retarded. Waste your money on fake companionship if you want, your IQ is too low to realise why it's dumb.
>>83870656there's a scene in the book where he enters a kosher deli and makes some rather anti-semitic remarks himself
>>83870712Like that jew that sprayed a swastika outside a synagogue?
Lads I've not posted here for about 6 monthsDid I miss anything
>>83870712Great film, I am literally him.
>>83870743Yep, we all chipped in for a bitcoin miner and we managed to mine a block of 68 bitcoins, but then anon lost the password, so we killed him, and now the police monitor the thread and take everyone's IPs, and we're all in prison.What have you been up to?
>>83870780You forgot about the britfeel zomboid server!!!
Getting an erection
>>83870780>What have you been up to?Wanking, mostly, with a side-gig of functional alcoholism
>>83870796zomboid server got taken down after anon killed that black zombie
>>83870743little sean got kicked off his spacker football team and now he's been on a 3 week mega melty over it
>>83870819>little sean got kicked off his spacker football team and now he's been on a 3 week mega melty over itProof?
>>83870819Is that cos he spends most of his nights going on racist hitler rants while playing footie with a darkie?
the birds are singing and the flowers are blooming looks like spring came early this year
>>83870780that was a crazy 20 minutes
>>83870852its still pissing down though for fucks sake
>>83869088Senn's Fortress lookin ahh house.
>>83870844Yes. The team is super woke they are also funded by the FA so they are probably forced to do that woke tranny bollocks lol. Also somebody apparently sent an email to his football coach, his email and phone number was on the Facebook group page so he was easy to contact. Not sure if he's been kicked off the team or not, Sean will never tell us out of pride though.
I like to look a woman's boobies
>>83870865yeah, its rained everyday this year so far
>>83870897magical arnt they?>>>/gif/30218472
>>83870681I'm not even him you spastic, which you'd realize if you was actually literate
>>83870889Well let me know the good news when he finally necks himself, assuming a neck of that power doesn't just snap the rope.
>>83870931Who? I don't think you are a particular person, I'm just talking in abstract about why OnlyFans makes no sense. I think I have confirmation of your retardation now.
so when do we start posting emo again
>>83870972>so when do we start posting emo againright now
>>83870990Remember when the voice actor (some black guy) for Elmo was accused of sexual misconduct with a minor? What was all that about?
>>83870990tbf he does have some solid emo vocals
Classic this one lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tFAI1LDdHM
>>83870998i didnt hear about that but i believe it
>>83870889>kicked off the team or notI think the melty tells us
>>83871024The lad has a melty every other day, it's an unreliable means of confirmation.
Another week endsTomorrow we can start newHey, let's be nice yeah.
You couldn't find the right house mongy little lad
Every time I read the word "Sean" I read it as "seen" even though it's pronounced as Shaun.
>>83871062Sunday scaries for us dole mongs. That big brown WCA might come through the post. Oh eck!
Off to R&Rville now me arnt i X
Quite an early beddingtons for me x
>>83871083Not expecting anything from the dole office until at least 2026 me, and even then, it isn't like I will be next in line for re-assessment.
>>83871097Early nights are good. Means you get more sleep, that's a good thing.
>>83871024It's a mega one for sure
>>83871122actually mate you can oversleep
>>83871141A night of plentiful sleep won't be too harmful lad.
evens i have whiskey odds i dont
>>83871177Not one, but if you get like over 8 hours of sleep regularly it can weirdly have downsides.
>>83871190which whisky will you be sipping?
>>83871199higland black, its from aldi
I got up at 14.00 today and by 20.00 (6 hours later) I was so knackered and wanted to go bed. Think I have something wrong with me though, some virus.
>>83871208you might have an iron deficiency
>>83871204thats the best cheap whisky going
>>83871193What like? I often have 8+ hours sleep.
>>83871227Headaches mainly
me? only drank whisky once and i almost vomited, im more of a gin man these days
>>83871225it won gold in the world whiskey awards apparently
>>83871239a true Englishman right here
>>83871239a true gay right there
>>83871234I had them for a while over the last couple of years, but that was due to elevated pressure in my eye caused by glaucoma. Had surgery now, so not had the headaches, thankfully.
need big titted gfberg
blew up my bike tyre...as in it exploded. im not a smart man
>>83871322Hope you're ok anon. can you do a wheelie down to a local bicycle shop to buy another tyre?
>>83871322what happened there lad? you pumped it up too much?
>>83871349>>83871355i have a spare inner tube and i got a professional to fix it . only 15 quid.it was my fault i pumped it up too mcuh
>>83871097coor whos that? is that ai
now taking referrals for my britfeel frens, we'll get you sorted
>>83871473whats life like after a lobotomy? can you still think and feel things?
>>83871481if you look up shit about JFK's cousin or whatever it was she basically just became a walking husk of a person iirc
jeevacation
Corr a sloppy blowie from Sean, spunking down his long neck
quick night drive to the petrol station for some premium shopping i think
>>83871870By the time the cum reaches his stomach you'd have aged 10 years.
>>83871588I bet plenty of lads on here would have gone on a jeevacation if they had the chance
It so wovely x
>>83872052would put the on my fridge
Haven't been on britfeel for a couple of weeks. Is HHL back yet?
>>83872068he pops in and out
>>83871979I wouldn't have ever hurt anyone or eaten a child or anything like that.
>>83872052What's with the feet?
>>83872233Crossy has a foot fetish, it's well known. Lurk moar newfag.
Phwaorr gotten up again meCaught a proper cold outside didn't i X
Woman across the back is washing her boobas in the sink again
>>83872344Got up have you? I wish you hadn't you CUNT. Fuck off.
mongymong
>>83872469>Woman across the back is washing her boobas in the sink againProof.
me, just woken up.breakfast? why, it's a ready meal burrito that was starting to go off and make the fridge smell lush. can't resist that, so it's garn air fryer.
corrr my /tv/ thread earlier got three replies, best thread i've ever made.
>>83872696kinomember them
>>83872748but who would win in a fight, lad? (no prep time; standard carries; chance meeting on a school trip).
>>83872770reckon Bernard has a good right hook
>>83872780wew. imagine going to hell for being a witch, all the other demons going>did he use his magical powers? did you use yours?>nah. he just sparked me tf out.wew. wew indeed.
>>83872907imagine selling your soul to witches for some butter like in that movie
Ought to cop some more sleep meJust a little more to get over the coldingtonPlease based God X
DOWN DIRTY BITCHES, BECOMING THE WITCHESGRINDIN UP AND DOWN CAUSE THEY GRANTIN ALL MY WISHESBRING OUT ALL MY ACES LIKE THIS GAME WAS POKERBANISH ALL THE WITCHES, THANK YOU BASED MADOKAWHAT A JOKER THE TRICK IS IN THE WRISTWISH YOU KEPT YOUR HEAD MAMI CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MISSEDNOW THE WITCHES GETTING PISSED AND THEY JACKING UP MY SWAGWHEN I'M FINISHED WITH THIS SHIT SEND MY REGARDS TO THE BODYBAG
Sparking out pissypant mongboys on the daily and it lush x
>>83873190we have all been therewhere are the nigth lids?(shan't be correcting that typo.)
page 8? not sure i can allow that.
>>83873655lovely bump there lad, one of the best ive seen for years
Thinking about no gf at 4am on a Monday morning. Getting a job will make no difference because it'll be deadend and no girl wants to date a boring lad like that. What's the point?
You know what...I don't fucking care. Materialism...I don't need this shit. I will be more free being homeless.
I'm not going to be that incel sucker that does the shit jobs women will never do. Nah you fucking pay for me foids through taxes. You think of it as an insurance to stop men like me lashing out. CUNTS. No pussy no work.
>>83873691>>83873701are you not that lad who said something like 'if i become homeless, women will be at risk'?
If I'm ever homeless, a random woman will fucking suffer. House brown people but not whites? Fuck this shit country.
>>83873717Yeah I am not going to be homeless. I will have free will up until the point they shove me in the van.
>>83873725>House brown people but not whites?this is how you have a house, turkmong
>>83873734I'm white and currently housed thanks to the parents. But what about when they die? I am not living on the streets. I may as well go to prison.
>>83873733>>83873747prisons are full, though. who's to say you won't end up in a cycle of court appearances/non-appearances and your actual life is just on the streets? and then you have even less chance of getting a flat, even temporary accommodation. gg.
>>83873763There will be a place for me if I affect a foid.
Ruthmong habibi move to germany, the women there love brown men
>>83873851I'm British. I may not be the Turkmong. I'd rather live in Germany than England to be honest. Much better public transport.
>>83873868>I'm BritishPost flag on /int/
>lads are left with no choice but to affect femaleswe have failed as a society.
>>83873883I don't want to post there. It won't prove anything.
>>83873914>It won't prove anythingIt would
I will never have sex so I will never work. Simple as. They make a choice, I make a choice.
i was shopping yesterday and overheard two kids call something goyslop
>>83873950heh.i was surprised to hear a couple of teenagers call something 'gay' a few months ago.
Women don't do shit jobs. Why should I? Do you honestly think these plastic foids would have ever worked in a warehouse early on in life? No. It's above them.
>>83873976why do you always go for a warehouse as your example?my dad/uncles all worked in factories, granddad's generation it was all about mining. if anything, i'm willing to bet Amazon warehouse workers are getting more and more female employees compared to e.g. bricklayers or frontline soldiers.still better than me tbqh. although in my defence i almost got a 'HEAL' job, which could do with a few more men. less insanity-inducing way of viewing it than 'society is stacked against us'.
What ya reckon then lads.Only went and got mesen some new pillows.Pillows cost a tenner covers were 13 I reckon I just need two big pillows for the arms and maybe another thick blanket and I reckon we'll be laughing absolute comfort maxing
>>83874137Imagine shagging on this couch
>>83874137>pillowsi don't want to alarm you, but these are cushions. you've been had, me lad.
mongboy still bricking it and it lush as lush can be x
>>83874503Have fun at work today, little lad x
Time to inhale a coffee
Grey hair = sexyBald = not sexyWhy?
>>83874805because hair = sexy
>>83874851Bruce Willis = sexyKarl Pilkington = not sexyWhy?
>>83874857probably just this, lad.
>>83874867Are you bald too?
Sumayyah Zara Sillah's eyes light up as she takes hold of a takeaway box filled to the brim with strips of golden-coated Nashville-style hot tenders, dripping with sauce."I try to be healthy," says the 19-year-old nursing student, smiling with her order from Leicester takeaway Ragin' Bird. "But I like it so much."
>>83874912Wrong pic of her
>>83874922One of my biggest dreams is the shag a black lass
>>83874883no. my hairmatch is that Tom Scott fella on YouTube, circa 10 years ago.hairline crept up a bit in my 20s, then stopped one day. right now it's all in the early stages of greying, but in that dark-blond-to-platinum-straw way.i've wanted grey hair since i was about 13 GIVE ME GREY HAIR reeee
>She works as a social media officer and said there were a lack of similar opportunities in her hometown.>"I love getting up, I love getting ready, physically going somewhere and feeling like I've got a purpose," said Lily-May, 24.>WAHH I have to spend 4 hours every day to get to my cushy desk overpaid girl job in a heated/air-conditioned office. Poor little me. :(>still got fucking time to dress up and spend hours doing me makeupYoung females think they're actually benefiting society doing jobs like this kek. Fucking hell. It's always a privileged, middle-class foid isn't it? Never a white man. Imagine sticking her in a warehouse where real work must be done to keep her makeup and other crappy materialism earth-destroying habits going. She would fucking OFF herself within a few months. Men do the vast majority of essential, demanding jobs. The world doesn't need "social media officers" and other useless girl roles. It's why men like me just aren't bothering to work any more.Fuck working when women get given cushy jobs. You are a fucking loser incel working in a dead-end job packing boxes for females and supporting cunts like this. Let's get more women working the shit jobs and prioritise men in desk jobs where they get to do FUCK ALL most of the day and get to play on their iPhones. Fuming. She's got "purpose" kek. FOID ZOOMER CUNT in a stupid social media job. Fuck you cunt. Get fucking cancer. Get a real fucking job like men. Get a real fucking car too. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62ng00xp9lo
>>83874973Bit of a long read that, lad
CZAR
Fucking bitch doesn't even know what hard work is if she thinks commuting four a day to a comfy job is not ideal. Hope she crashes her fucking shit car and disfigures her face. See how well she will cope with life then. Cunt will never do any real work and then you expect me to just fucking SLAVE in a factory deadend job on minimum wage? Nah...I don't think so. Fuck you little foid bitch. Men like me have the free will to make foids like you be on edge.
>>83875003I'm fuming to be honest right now. Just proves to me that foid cunts get given all the comfy, easy roles in society. I'm not slaving. I'll take the easy life by claiming mental health to stop me going crazy and lashing out at the foid city cunts.
a fella who didnt have to work for over a decade while is parents let him live rent free and pay for all his food and needs complains that women have it easy lol
>>83875013looks rather lush lad, as far as these things go. maybe i'm just happy with anything that isn't the tar/resin ('tack') from when i was a teenager. or twigs with a few teensy buds, from dealers who knew 20s-me was too timid to complain.a shame we're in this golden age of TRUweed when it drives me loopy. i envy you people ;__;
>>83875030Well I'm not going to do some bottom of the barrel shit job. She just jumped into a cushy job at the young age of 24. Fuck if I am going to live a life doing some mundane job. Rather be unemployed out of principle.
>>83875054She probably went to college and than applied to many jobs. She put in effort unlike you.
>>83875074It's not a real fucking job. It's a girl job. An easy job. She wouldn't even be doing that job if she wasn't pretty.
Has the UK handed back a lot of what it stole in the past?
>>83875084>It's not a real fucking job.It is
>>83875041It truly is the golden agehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLDxPd2Szno
>>83872696I used to fantasise about using Bernard's Watch to look up the skirts of the girls in my class
Do not reply to Ruthmong posts Hide Ruthmong posts
>>83875126They are focusing on the mean things people say online first.
>>83875143It's a job role that could be stripped away and society would function just fine. These are lazy girl jobs. Foids don't want to do real, meaningful work to benefit society. She has a false sense of purpose just because she is being paid and enjoys the minimal work.
Phwoar gotten up againShall be recovering from the coldington today X
>>83875147we all Cashback in life x
>>83875175get yourself an electric blanket. sounds like you were rather nippy last night.>colds aren't actually caused by--don't want to hear it.
>>83875179Depressing wagie film. I've seen the short film too.
JUST DONT WANT TO WORKGIVE ME UNIVERSAL CREDIT AND TOP RATE PIP
>>83875126Lol turkeys ancient relics and artefacts are much safer in Britains hands than the hands of savages. We have preserved and protected ancient culture for centuries while those with brown hands would destroy it in the name of some goat fucking god
>>83875238Ruthmong coded post
>>83875238This.Plus, look at the size of it, we haven't even got the technology to dismantle it and transport it back nowadays.
Me? Going outside, man on a mission, off t'petrol station for an energy drink.
>>83875126Safer in our hands is it not??
>>83875238>>83875290Give it back thiefs. Imagine if a country stole Big Ben.
>>83875310I'd like to see them try walking it through gatwick, cheeky cunts x
>>83875323Imagine the Brits would be pretty fucking pissed.
>>83875338Dunno dont even know if still works, isnt it supposed to be gold now, its not even that old yous can have it we'll keep the temple stuff x
>>83875156I do lad it's called a filter, you should look into getting one set up.
>>83875338That's not big ben.
Imagine being female, middle class, going to uni, partying most of the time, travelling, getting AI to help you write essays and then you get a cushy desk job doing fuck all work.
>>83875348I did all that and I'm male, whats your problem litte lad
>>83875348I dont think about this, we pirates.
>Shitlib-adjacent cuckGPT just now trying to gaslight me into believing how femoids in the ""work""force/legions of HR adult daycare roasties in make-believe busywork bullshit "jobs" leads to "heightened productivity", "reduced infant mortality" (???) and "greater national wealthO i am wheezin
Unemployed men that still live with mummy complaining how easy women have it lmao.
Quite fartington-adjacent me arnt i X
never look back little lads x
>>83875352You are a minority. Most of the time it's females in these easy jobs.
I think I saw a youtube lass I like in one of these audit videos in manchester. Hard to tell.
Need to stop doing drugs now I think. Get a couple weeks clean in me, have a bit of a reset, see how we get on. That's the ticket for sure. Unfortunately the horrors of modern society make it quite a tall order
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Mfo0pv3-U>Nipponeez niggas going "banzai" at 0m20s Kino, this
Well, McSweeney has quit so now Starmer is going, the only thing left is for the lumbering machine of the Labour party to catch up and start applying more pressure until he's out.I wonder what shambling, retarded, non-entity they'll replace him with in the interim. No fucking way they'll call a GE, they're clinging on for dear life. Might even ram through PR just as a final fuck you to try and stop the challenge to the uniparty they see on the horizon.
Overfilled the washing machine, can hear it going nuts downstairs. Reckon it was the bath mat that pushed it over the edge.
>>83875429Starmer isn't going anywhere, why should he? He's apologised for hiring him and the rest of us have moved on. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.
>>83875437quickly put something down in case it overflows, lad. perhaps some kind of mat intended for absorbing water.
>>83875445McSweeney was the last remaining competent ally that Starmer had. Both 'blue Labour' and the Greta-Gaza-green-gays progressive wing want him out for different reasons, but the backbenchers have been placated by concessions on every major manifesto goal, essentially leaving the government as neutered and directionless. They have no plan, no ideas, no will, no money, no popular mandate and everyone knows it. If Starmer doesn't quit himself the party will vote to support an alternative which only needs 20% of MPs in the party to support to hold a vote of no confidence/oust the cunt lol.
>>83875466Well they are double fucked now after blocking burnham out from running, there was a poll put out that if burnham was the candidate everybody in Gorton would have voted for him. I bet the daft cunts never saw this coming lol. Who's going to replace Starmer? Ed milliband or Angela Raynor? Fucking hell.
Imagine giving a fuck about "Love Island - Parliament Edition"Normie shite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL3xwDPv3oA>"It's so tiny!" @0m40sThat's what she said upon seeing Chang's wang, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBfnZCfeA00>Less than 30 seconds into this thailand economic piece and there's already a thai ladyboy tranny in a suit being interviewedThe fuck lol
>imagine giving a fuck about how the country is runbennies lifer detected
>>83875546>Imagine not watching "Yes Minister" and understanding who runs the country...The state of red v blue normies
>>83875493Saw something on a news sharticle, that a couple were recorded on spycams having se, and the guy only found out because he uses spycam sites for porn.So he likes spying on others, but doesn't like having it done to him.
>>83875450Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>>83875546You stick to watching your Japanese cartoons and eating slop processed food and the adults will talk about real world events that are relevant to our lives, the concept of reality is foreign to you because you have surrounded yourself with cheap distractions to keep your baby like brain stimulated. Sad really.
just rubbed an eyelash into my eye. stings like hell. shan't be opening it for as long as possible.
>>83875552Of course I understand that there are factions behind the scenes and that 95% of the state is just autopilot run by civil servants, NGOs, extra-national "guidelines" etc. but the premier does still matter to some extent in setting the direction of policy to begin with. The point is that red vs blue SHOULD matter and anything that pushes us back to it mattering more and more is good, while anything that obfuscates power is bad.>>83875563Very, very strange to see what sort of reality you concoct in your mind to convince yourself of this stuff lad.
>>83875488The Epstein files should have showed the world that it's all theatre. Imagine thinking it matters who the front man of the government is when they're all beholden to the same people who went on 'jeevactations'.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CugSA6EIeps
>>83875546>>83875563i feel like i disagree with you both, and i'm not sure what's going on.i want all these things. can i please have benefits for life, a fridge full of Wustlerz, and the complete Macross collection? that's the LOSING option?!
Made for BWC innit
this Epstein shit is going to be the new GamerGate, isn't it? people are never going to stop telling me all about it.
I have returned from the outside realm. Goodies galore, but forgot some fruit and barley squash.
>>83875583Do you have a BWC though
>>83875599>no wooze
>>83875590I kinda think our elites all being nonces and possibly murderers is a bigger issue than some culture war nonsense about feminists and gaming (much of which was manufactured by the same people who went on jeevacations like Steve Bannon and co)
>>83875599Better than the last haul you posted (unless you've posted others since and I just didn't see). Good job getting more fibre and veggies lad. I always wince if I have to buy heinz ketchup because it's so fucking expensive, but I can't deny that it simply does taste better than own-brand shite which is always way too sugary/vinegary. I've noticed that own-brand bbq sauces are pretty great though and sometimes better than heinz, so I'm more of a bbq sauce person these days.
Ruthmong would definitely go on a jeevacation if he had the chance
tempted to kms asap desu senpai
>>83875599>Instant Drinkwew lidl
>>83875615He has the chance though
>>83875609suppose so. and here i am doing precisely what i'd like to do avoid, but: i don't care for the actual discussion, essentially. i WANT to say it's irrelevant to me, i live in the UK, blahblahblah. but i just KNOW that'll lead to "aha, actually...!"is there ANYTHING i can say? PLEASE ;__;
>MoJ orders deletion of UK's largest court reporting archivehttps://www.thetimes.com/uk/law/article/moj-orders-deletion-of-uks-largest-court-reporting-archive-27f5zcbb7It's quite simple, really. They are doing this to do all they can to stop the public learning even more about muslim men kidnapping, drugging, torturing and gang-raping white British girls and the subsequent coverup by the state.Just straight up delete all the court records lol. Nothing to see there.
>>83875638What are you going to do about it, sunshine?
>>83875653There's literally nothing I can do x
>>83875602Fibber, there's a 4 pack of lech.>>83875613Not had other hauls, desu. Might have muh haggis with some potatoes and the veg tonight. The last haul was good, it had stuff for mcmuffins.>>83875618And shit quality milk to go with it.
>>83875654You could but it would take some courage
>>83875655>And shit quality milk to go with it.is there actually any difference to milk? unless it's got extra cream or it's non-homogenised or something? whole milk is just whole milk.
>>83875669What could I do to achieve any meaningful results lad? Would be curious to see if you can even offer an answer without devolving into fedposting.
>>83875686Well somebody has to do something, no? Why not you? Be the change you want to see.
>>83875684I think it depends on what the cows are fed and things like that as well. If I'd have gone to sainsbury's I would have got grahams gold top, but not got it in me to get down there and back today.
Any day now those sharia courts are going to put a stop to the grooming gangs, trust me
he wont do fuck allall he does it complain on britfeel
in two minds about ordering in some ket again.on the one hand, it's been an utterly miserable experience the past few times, i have very little money left, and i'm steadily destroying my body.on the other hand, i would really like some ketamine.
>>83875706Going off that, the cons outnumber the pros. Your life mate, but sounds like you're getting fed up of it (ket life, not life life).
>>83875706Fuck off to drugfeel you mong
>>83875638The public already know enough. That statistic of 1400 girls in Rotherham alone and the individual anecdotes about how brutal the abuse was should have been the end for Muslims in Britain. They know we won't (and can't) do shit and are just humiliating us while they replace us with more of these people.>Nothing about the world we live in will ever make sense unless you realize you live under an occupation and thus are subject to the rules of the occupiers. Your humiliation is the enemy occupiers goal. To take a hit and fight on is honorable, to take a beating every day is just sad. Humiliation robs you of your humanity, your will, your reason to fight on. Humiliation takes everything and debases it. It robs you of being worthy of empathy. It has been used by every occupier in history, it is our natural primal understanding of defeat.>The Ottoman practice of kocek was an example, similar to the concept of "Drag Kids" in modern America. Koceks were a combination of dancers, clowns and prostitutes, they were young non-Muslim boys taken from their parents and trained to be willful sexual objects and entertainers for Turks. The goal was to have the occupied think, "If we allow this to be done to our boys, what else can they do?" The answer is everything, it is the full spectrum of the conquered's mind.>Your enemy doesn't want gay pride parades in the street, drag queens in your adverts, your son transgender, your parents dead from opioids, your daughter race mixing, your meat replaced with bugs while the media laugh at you because they think it's for everyone's benefit. They want it because they know you don't want it but can't stop them. There isn't any other reason.
Going on a jeevacation won't get me a girlfriend
>>83875714you're right. think i'll stick to zopiclones and tramadols.>>83875729bit silly, this post. Blad doesn't have to fuck off to /ck/, does he?
>>83875771>jeevacationwhats all this then?
Got a talking therapy call at midday lads. It's about my chronic low mood. Not sure how talking to some rando is gonna help, but this is what the GP said to do so why not give it a shot eh?
>>83875780do you get benefits for that?
>>83875695LMAO he actually kept going.>"want the raping to stop? Implement shariah law"He's threatening us. Straight up existential culture clash. Need to excise this demonic cancer or it's over.
>>83875780>Not sure how talking to some rando is gonna helpb-but that's what i've been doing in /britfeel/ every day for years...
Is it true that all askjeeves questions went to epsteins email address?
>>83875785I mean I probably could if I really wanted to, no? But currently not on bennies, just waging like a normal person.
>>83875795ok i asked because i also i have consistent low mood. i hope you feel better soon
>>83875793i asked it what the largest whale was, and it told me to send a pic of my younger sister
There are so many ESL jeet fecaloids on the singularity subplebbit it's not even funny
>>83875806>ok i asked because i also i have consistent low mood. i hope you feel better soonThanks lad, but don't hold your breath, been this way for years. But what am I saying? This 30 minute phone call with Zahid will definitely cure my low mood that results from my life being shit and getting worse. Yeah, probably be right as rain afterwards...
mental how this AI stuff is just what Ask Jeeves was meant to be.
>>83875816Probably a form of cope? Jeets have it rough, so some magical cure-all event sounds like a dream.
>>83875816>jeet>fecaloids> subplebbitwhy are you like this
>>83875816>singularityin the whole technology/AI sense?what ever happened to those guys?
>>83875779Epstein's email address, come on lad pay attention
>>83875818just tell the truth and ask for advice occasionally. you could just lie to your GP and say you feel better
>>83875837>pay attentionwhy? i cant affect anything going on and it doesn't effect me, whats the point?
I spoke to a drug counselor in COVID times because I was abusing Xanax. I'd managed to stop and just wanted some help with it, the middle aged woman was exactly no help, refused to talk about it because I wasn't currently using and just told me I needed to stop drinking entirely. Obviously just going for a checkbox thing where she can say "used to consume X amount, have reduced it to Y amount". Utterly fucking hopeless. There's no real help, you have to do it all yourself.
>>83875774low key wish he did desu
>old.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/comments/1qz2pdb/concerning_sycophant_argumentative_overcorrection/That has been my experience down to a T as well as of latecuckGPT is the most kosher model by far, it's been raped to death by sam altkike's hardcoded (((guardrails))) and kosherized weights
Why won't Marius stop greentexting links?
>"It's because they've trained [it] on reddit data so it will overwhelming ignore scientific fact in favor or popular opinion."Heh gottem
>>83875903people do still want unique craftsman made goods theyre just very expencive
I wonder where Lily works.
>>83875922there are many lillys in the world, you're going to have to be more specific
why are there no stew takeaways?
>>83875919does bother me when that becomes a twee luxury, though.i'm glad they came up with the printing press. now i can have a mass-manufactured book with pre-made fonts, even if a monk would have scribed some fancy lettering. that's fair enough.but a bakery should NOT charge me a fiver for a loaf of bread because it's proper, old-fashioned bread. they can PISS RIGHT OFF.
>>83875933That foid social media "officer" apparently works in Liverpool.
has pee girl returned?
>>83875975dont blame the baker blame the people willing paying that. the middle classes are a silly bunch
>>83875946Some cafes could have it.
>old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1qzt4up/insane_chatgpt_response_end/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgRahB5hz_gKino is it not
>>83875995its seems like a really easy takeaway food its litterly one pot that you keep hot, might be a good business idea
>>83875991no but you can find here, just follow the yellow drip road
Why are there few Hindus in prison?
>>83876011>hereher*i fuck everything up
went to be last night around 12 and done nothing but sweat the entire fucking time, bed is soaking, it would be drier if id just pissed me sel kek Cold is doing a number on me lids, sneezing has calmed down a lot which is nice
Talking therapy session over. Exactly like how I imagined it would be. Thick foreign accent man asking general questions about my mood, behaviours etc. (exactly what I told the GP and all the questionnaires they sent through before the call). Tells me about CBT, just like how I was recommended it a decade ago by another GP (didn't work then, shocker). Says we can work together to identify problems in my life, how I respond and try to build more positive feedback loops instead of negative ones.Okay... so are you going to give me more money? Move me to a less run-down town? Cover my childcare so I can have evenings to myself again? Shoot me up with amphetamines so I don't feel exhausted after a day's work? Carve out time for me and my wife to have regular sex?It's trying to put plasters on a chest wound.Yeah, maybe this diary of my feelings is going to magically make me feel better! Come on already.
>>83876023drink plenty of water
>83875999Stupid YT jeet forgot to include the first half of the scene wherein the synth's actually glitching out during reboot lolAh well
No point me working when life just is fucking miserable in some deadend job. Don't even get a pussy reward from my labour.
>>83876029it sound like you're waiting for some external thing to make you happy but that not how happiness works
>Demonic funWhat was meant by (((this))) exactly
>>83876045I understand that happiness is multilayered and complex, but your response is quite typical of people who have 'the basics' for their life sorted. I'm not trying to pick a fight with you, I appreciate the input and accept it comes from a genuine place, but it's the same sort of thing as going to some starving crippled orphan urchin in Kolkata and saying "happiness comes from within". Okay, but you know what would immediately improve their life also? Food, medical care, family/friends, money etc.
>>83875946>>83876001get yourself to one of those shops that do 'hot and cold sandwiches'. sometimes they're also a butcher's or baker's, but they call themselves a 'delicatessen' or a 'caterers'.often they have big troughs of hot food. meats, but also soups, stews, etc. i used to get a baguette of beef-in-gravy or a tray of Lancashire hotpot from my local one whenever i could. cheap as chips and it was 4x LUSH.
>>83876074food prevents you being hungry but doesn't make you happy. imagine you got into a car crash but survived you could rightly say that it was awful you were scared you nearly died now you have a ruined car that's going to cost you so much to repair so this is a horrible situation, alternately you could be glad you weren't hurt you were going to get rid of the car eventually anyway and now you have a new appreciation for life. the same exact situation but massively different affects
>>83876076>delicatesseni'll look out for those thanks
>>83876070>David MitcheII
Go fucking work in your comfy easy girl job you fucking foid cunts. Men have it far worse these days. Pay your fucking taxes to pay for mentally ill men like me to never work. Fuck you all. I'm not fucking busting my arse doing some shitty little job to benefit you. Go fucking build your own house cunt. Take some fucking risks. Men that aren't getting pussy shouldn't need to work. Not getting sex and being in a shit job would push me over the edge.
>>83876032will do lid cheers, finishing this woffee then onto the h20 I feel like im missing moisture kek Im over the worst of it i think, i must have sneezed about 50+ times yesterday, noise has calmed right down
Got the gfberg a vibrator-on-the-naze for valentine's Fink she'll like it XLove it, even, possibly
>>83876137A lot of lasses never reach orgasm from their partners. It's pretty grim the lads have to buy them toys.
>>83876157You just know Ruth doesn't have this issue. Can tell he's packing a massive one.
>old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1qz924g/this_is_getting_out_of_hands_now/The chineez won, did they not
fingering zhang ziyi on the beach
>>83876157Kek, I made this edit, glad to see it's getting some use.
Are there any good Chinese pornstars or does the CCP keep that sort of stuff on lockdown? I don't mean Chinese-American or whatever other kind of expats, I mean actual homegrown Chinese lasses getting their arseholes stuffed.
am i about to link a research paper? YES I AM>>83876045>>83876074>>83876106https://greatergood.berkeley.edu/images/uploads/Pursuing_Happiness-_The_Architecture_of_Sustainable_Change.pdfif yous fancy some reading. gist is what we generally mean by 'happiness' is largely fixed. 50% of it (debated) is at your 'set point', probably just genetics. becoming rich gives you a boost for a while, but humans are crazy at adapting to a new baseline. then you're just chasing higher highs on that hedonic treadmill. works the other way around too: there's a pretty interesting study comparing lottery winners TO accident victims.it's not all despair though, because within the scope of what you CAN change there's a fair bit you can do, providing you're not in extreme poverty or something. i have my issues with CBT but the basic cycle of it is just correct. definitely worth TRYING to put into practice IMO.
>>83876161I'm sure her deano will be well chuffed when she shows him her birth control tablets come valentine's.
>>83876185Nice. It's really well done imo.
>>83876161Imagine how many times he's spunked in her fanny. Corrr lucky guy
>>83876185Love it lad. Her facial expression makes it hilarious.
Still can't believe (((they)))'re killing off GPT-4o on valentine's day, just to rub it in further. The goyim loved that model, and for good reasonThe jews are a sadistic people
Wifeberg and kids are off to her mum's for a few days next week. I'm really tempted to larp as a NEET for that time. I've already taken the time off work. I reckon I'll walk to Go Local for some tinnies and then sit at a grim kebab place after dark scoffing down disgusting food from a polystyrene box. Then I'll come home and neck the tins while listening to Tupac on loudspeaker until I fall asleep. It's gonna be fucking lush.
>>83876208It must be at least once a week. Bet she loves it when they have alone time.
>>83876228Do you know if he has a job?
>>83876208I'm not sure. I reckon she's the type to make him wear a condom every time. I do think she enjoys putting it on for him, maybe even with her mouth. He's probably still spunking while inside her though but most likely it's safely into the rubber. Either that or in her mouth if he takes it off to finish.
>>83876231I expect he is doing some kind of job to maintain his relationship with his rose.
>>83876240Maybe she trusts him enough to pull out and have it flick all up her front.
This is going to set him off. Have put in the consultation request for my vasectomy. Just love shagging and it's time to pull out the wife's coil. Expect it'll take a few months but the process is started now.
Yes lad, we're all set of by your lets pretend posts lmao
Imagine shooting blanks while you're shagging lmao. Nah not for me x
>>83876300I have a pretty solid suspicion that women inherently see men who get vasectomies as pathetic/inferior. It gives them the 'ick' as it were.
>>83876282Dunno why you spastic zoomies feel the need to stick lmao after every mundane post you make. Could understand if you even thought you were being a bit funny.
>>83876309Dunno why you sad fucks play lets pretend on an anonymous message board lmao x
>>83876300>shagging>Nah not for mesame :(
in quite a conundrum i must say
in some ways we all just britfeel in life lads x
>>83876253i heard hes one of the lads at the passport office that checks if the countersignatures are legit
It's no wonder she needs her toys when the white bf is only this big.
Kikelympics, more like
5/6 isn't too bad, right lads?
>>83876358top 4 for me if thats alri lad
>>83876332I often do that, and procrastinate a lot, then don't end up going out. Went out early this morning and got muh supplies for the day.
>>83876358surely by putting 'thoughts of suicide' on the form, you are then thinking of suicide, so you will have no choice but to tick the box
>>83876341That deano would be doing something more exciting like working at the gym than being a passport office tyrant.
Insanely inefficient to go out each day for supplies. Will invariably cost you way more than buying in bulk as well.
>>83876372i'm hoping a quick shower will refresh me and i'll just wander out on autopilot. got a xanax or two down the hatch, so that'll conquer the agoraphobia long enough to go get some milk.also i need to accept 'groceries' is just a word now. not that it's exclusively an Americanism but you get what i mean. actually handier than 'food shopping' or 'the big shop' in a way, tbqhwyall.
>>83876395We did have green grocers back in the day.
Me? I prefer groceries vs big shop, just feels more like what you actually mean if that makes sense.
>>83876395Its never been an "Americanism" de lidThey go the "produce" store like a bunch of weirdos Green grocers has been a thing in the Uk/Aus since before the 40s lad
Me? I just wake up, go down the stairs to the kitchen and the fridge sometimes has more food than the last day.
Everything, lads, I repeat: EVERYTHING is going to be so fucked most people have zero clue what's coming.
>>83876410You should take it round the world with a circus or something. People will pay good money to see a magic fridge.
>I do factory work. Currently on 14.03 an hour, with a monthly bonus for hitting targets (say 100 a month just for target, more for going over) and then a yearly bonus on top. >Its shit, but the people are good and get you through it. No progression or anything available but i dont care, it pays my bills and that's all that matters. >Its a case of turn off when you get there and go into robot mode, then go home 8 hours later.Couldn't do this me. Rather be homeless or euthanised than endure doing something I absolutely hate for eight hours a day. I'm not cut out for work... especially when you think of girls doing easy jobs.
>>83876426Keep in mind that the situation being described is the absolute best it will ever be. There's no up from this point on. In ten years there won't be warehouse workers.
>>83876358All 6 for me
>>83876412all this and i still cant get a convincing AI gf
>>83876436Good. We need ai and robots to do shit jobs. Then give us UBI.
>>83876410based, my famberg have pretty much stopped doing food shops nowSisberg tires her best to convince mumberg to go shopping but she is "Far too busy" playing some bubble pop phone game pish or sleeping That fridge would be PROPER handy
>>83876451Big capitalist here, we're not giving you anything, ya scrounger.
For the price of renting a one bed flat in London you could live in a 4 star hotel in the heart of Shenzhen with a pool, gym and cleaner. Pic related (1800/month).It's obvious you can live cheaper in places live Vietnam. But Shenzhen is a modern metropolis with every amenity you could imagine, the heart of the world's industrial activity. Where have we gone wrong?
Would you NEETs slave if you had guaranteed pussy at the end of the working week? I'd think about it. Obviously there's a lot of mental healing to do. It would be difficult to adjust my lifestyle but knowing I'm getting sex finally would be motivation.
>>83876309You are a boring old househusband, totally pussy whipped and never have anything interesting to say.
>>83876461I think this is why the government makes it difficult to get a passport countersigned. They don't want us leaving the country for better conditions. I have nothing holding me back other than that.
>>83876395Groceries is an English term. Americans call it produce.You are probably Americanised, most zoomers are. People are now so Americanised that they think British terms used a few decades ago are American because you haven't heard them much.
met my gf working at a warehouse, mad to think that in 10 years there'll be lads meeting robo gfs working in warehouses
>>83876466Pointless dealing in hypotheticals for me as I'm too mentally fucked to ever be able to hold down a job, so to answer this question I'd need to become a completely different person.
>>83876029I had two rounds of talking therapies last year mate it was absolute bollocks. Talking about how shit my life is and how things have turned out isn't going to make things magically better. I wish it did to be honest but sadly it did not.
>>83876399>>83876409aye it's what i mean by >not that it's exclusively an Americanism it sad we've essentially lost an industry of local greengrocers or grocers where you might do some grocerying.but it's just a bit like 'store' over 'shop', really. a shop building IS a store. but 'going to the store'? who do you think you are, John Wayne?
Spaffed quite spontaneously just now me X
>>83876476There weren't many girls when I worked at a warehouse. The few there were Polish with their Polish boyfriends also working there. I remember once a Polish girl kept talking to me and then a shadow came over me. He just hugged her and gave me evils.
booked wednesday and thursday off work this week because reasons, expect random nobchatting in the thread to increase massively on those days
>>83876477Why? Do you just hate the thought of working some shitty job?
>>83876488Spontaneously? Just out of nowhere? Cooorrr, that's a huge kink for me x
not allowed to wear shoes walking around a mosque, just saying
I would think scottish lass keeps her glasses on during sex if it turns him on but she probably doesn't let him spaff on them.
>>83876029>>83876478Psychotherapy is largely a Jewish creation and as such is a load of bollocks that is designed to harm you, talking about your problems won't make them go away and reliving painful events will just bring them to mind again and make you even more miserable. The bitter pill to swallow is that nobody is coming to save you and unless you can solve your problems on your own, you're fucked.
just sparked me cock out big time, massive spaffington
>>83876494Booked the rest of me life off lad. Glad there's people willing to work though. It's just too much mental torture for me.
>>83876509Most women are insanely boring during sex. Even something as relatively silly as spaffing on her glasses is probably an absolute red line no-go.
>>83876507What about sleepers that look like feet?
Can confirm that most women are terrible and very boring at sex. I've shagged around a bunch and the number of girls who wouldn't even give head was crazy. Like wtf? They honestly think that they're so valuable and are doing you such a favour by shagging you that you should be endlessly deferential and joyously happy with the merest crumb of pussy. Mental. Hoeflation needs to come crashing down.
I done a fuck up.
The goyim are aware, aren't they
Just had a depression nap for some reason out of nowhere depression, anxiety and anger brewed up inside of me and took over. Still feel like it now a few hours later.
>>83876554Now we find out if they (we) are useless cattle.
>>83876533Yeah but the cleanup would be annoying. Girls just want to keep clean.
>>83876569Using a wet wipe to clean your glasses doesn't exactly seem like such a herculean effort as to deny the man you're letting put his cock inside you a fun little thrill to finish, no?
Then again, thinking about it maybe it's just a British/white girl thing? All the stuck up prima donnas were white as far as I remember, but the ethnic lasses I shagged seemed to be way more chill and fun. One Brazilian lass in particular was actually mental, in a good way.
Looks like we're getting our next puppet 'leader' soon then lads. The cabinet resignations will probably follow after this.>BREAKING: Anas Sarwar is set to call for Keir Starmer to resign at his press conference>Welsh Labour First Minister Eluned Morgan is set to follow Anas Sarwar in calling for Keir Starmer to resign
>>83876616Kek, the devolved administrations calling for Starmer to resign and the lad earlier today was telling me that nah he'll never step down lmao. The internal logic of Labour means this is a kill shot for him. He's done.
Smelliot Rodger
>>83876662The supreme saar.
Normies are natural slaves.https://news.sky.com/video/heckler-gets-booed-after-shouting-at-king-charles-of-andrews-epstein-links-13505241
>>83876623Knives are out for Starmer then. Mummy Raynor will take over the reigns until 2029 then.. Oh my grim.
>>83876191Probably amateur stuff out there if you look hard enough.
I have never:>had a drop of alcohol>smoked>done any drugs>been on a date>had sex>kissed>eaten a kebab>eaten kfc, burger king, subway or greggs>been to any other countries>been to the cinema>gone clubbing>gone to a pubWhenever normies have found out these things, they look at me like I am an alien. I suppose, in a way, I am to them.
>>83876907You could do all these things in a single day
>>83876919Feel absolutely no desire to to any of them except date/kiss/sex.
>>83876926Can't get date/kiss/sex without doing the other things though
I bet the noncenest is absolutely gutted that discord will now require full facial ID to use the platform
>>83876930No point unless you're on minimum 45-50k. Average woman literally doesn't even look at you unless you're making decent money.
>>83876946SSM always had girls despite not having a job
>>83876946most tiresome gimmick in this place desu
not even allowed to drink alcohol anymore, ugh im so bored
>>83876942Redd*tors are absolutely seethinghttps://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/1r05vkj/discord_will_require_a_face_scan_or_id_for_full/fun read
>>83877015To be fair, that is pretty fucking wild. Isn't the entire point of Discord is that you can be anonymous on it? Not that I care, I hate how Discord chats work. Always one or two cunts that dominate the chat that everyone licks their arse.
Dipped my packet of bacon rashers into some Nandos medium peri peri sauce. Not bad. Corrrr!
>>83877025Yeah NTA but it is nuts that the biggest messaging platform in the world (outside of the ones built for normies - whatsapp, facebook, wechat) is straight up just not letting you be anonymous any more. A lot of people are saying that the age of anonymity is closing, with Western governments getting particularly antsy about implementing more control/censorship over their citizens. I think it's probably true. Personally I'll never be using discord so long as this is a policy.
I'm actually so sick of the OSA censoring all the decent porn sites. Can we just end the charade of competition and cycle in Reform so they can repeal it thanks?
>>83877040Such fucking bullshit. They seem intent on just making every single corner of the internet worse due to retards unable to parent properly. All these phones and tablets have parental controls on them. Even my mum was smart enough to set parental controls on Sky+ back in the day. Now the governments are using it as an excuse for mass surveillance. Really grinds my gears and there's fuck all I can do about it either.
>>83877052It's not mass surveillance as such, it's straight up just censorship and repression against dissidents. It's definitely not about 'saving the children' or whatever because you're 100% right that parental controls already exist and work just fine. The only thing that will come from this stuff is more arrests of people criticising the government/their protected classes and fewer people doing it to begin with. It's win-win for the government, and lose-lose for citizens. Fucking illegitimate cunts.
>>83877046Takes two seconds to enable a VPN mate. Even Proton's free version is good enough to stream porn.
>>83877046Stop being a filthy degenerate pornmong, simple as
>>83877073My brother has a 12 year old and he literally can't install anything on his phone without his dad approving it. The failure of parents is ruining our lives. It's so easy too, zoomers are too retarded to even get around the controls so there's no excuse really.
>>83877074Very much dislike VPNs. Slows everything down, like browsing through molasses. I also resent having to use a third party piece of software just to browse the internet for content I am, in theory, perfectly allowed to view. I'm a grown man, I should be able to look at tits on the internet if I want without the government mammies leaning over my shoulder and wagging their fingers. It's so fucking gay.
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>>83877122Decent VPNs don't really slow much down. I've found Proton's free tier to be more than fast enough to stream porn at 1080p.
Page 9 funny lads?
Looks like this freddington's still going as well X
Apparently Roseanne Barr did a tucker interview back in 2024 wherein she proclaimed that there's countless of satanic pedo cults eating people in the USCrazy shit innit
Unlucky page 7 de lids ;_;
