Short hair on men makes you look low iq and npc like. I swear it's some kind of a psyop to make men look like shit; you aren't black, you can have long hair without burning your skull. Look at Alexander the Great or even Jesus, their long hair wasn't just style, it was power, presence, and a signal that they didn't follow the herd. Grow your hair out a little, and suddenly you carry the same aura of confidence and class that short-haired normies will never understand.
>>83871120Bottom left and top right most handsome
>>83871120i'm a woman and yeah the long haired guy looks incredible and the buzz cut guy looks the worst
>>83871120the short is my favorite in the pic, I think it looks cool on other guys but I always regret buzzing my head
>>83871155You need to lose about 200 pounds before you feel comfortable posting your ugly mug on the internet buddy
>>83871161I used to be 330 but now Im down to 280 so you fuck off pos
>>83871173Good job keep losing weight fatty
>>83871120There is a reason for that, men were historically forced to shave their hair during wartime, so when you look at a man with short hair you see a soldier, this is why the workplace sees it as more professional. Long hair means chaos, free spirit, I am not loyal to anybody, not my country, and I probably dont have a job. If you see a guy with long hair you know he lives outside the system.
>>83871120Short hair looks hard and disciplined. Long hair looks feminine and fabulous.
>>83871120Long hair is feminine because it implies you put female levels of effort into your appearance. That's gay. Longer hair is too much of a hassle for real men to take care of so they either cut it short or let it get greasy but then that's scaring away the hoes.
>>83872358long hair is the natural state you dumb faggot
>>83871120I have long hair if any fembot wants to play with it>>83871137Just please actually brush it and play with it and don't just tease me about it and leave me hanging
>>83871120i've had long beautiful hair from my teens into my 20s, but once your hair starts thinning it's fucking over and you might as well shave it
>>83871120I think the long hair version is actually unmoggable. Is this a real guy?
1. looks best in 5 or 2 but 4 is also ok2. why is 6 the only one where he is happy :(
>>83871120Can someone explain to me why the buzz cut looks so off?
>>83871192i was gonna make fun of him because thats just what you do to faceposters but you took it too far and made it serious-sounding, you should kill your self.
>>83871120Ive been saying this verbatim since I was like 7, short hair is objectively ugly and there are studies that prove it. Christcuck wannabe conservatives are fucking themselves over with retarded post-rome male social standards. A girl that literally insulted me started fawning over me after I got long hair
>>83871155Another ungrateful nigger with good facial potential ruining his looks by being fat (how do people even get fat) and not shaving.Fatties deserve everything that happens to them
>>83871120If your identity & self worth is dependent on the length of your hair you are low IQ & an NPC.
>>83872583yo that's crazy can i have her number?
>>83871120meh depends on you type.i quite like the bottom right, looks vintage.all of the bottom row looks good, honestly
>>83872493off how?
>>83871120is OP a fembot or what?or are you just gay?why should we care what your taste in men is?
>>83871120From top-left to bottom-right: fag / 10, fag / 10, fag / 10, fag / 10, fag / 10, fag / 10. Jaysis, he looks like he's about to latch onto someone's pecker and suck for dear life.
>>83872861I've noticed that the buzz cut is very repelling to women. Why is that so?
>>83871379>If you see a guy with long hair you know he lives outside the system.The guy with long hair i know is a hardcore cuck for authority
>>83871120i clicked on the thread for the long haired hottie then realized it was the same dude. god damn why does he look so much worse with short hair, like he's not even the same person
women swear to god that they like men who have short hair tho
>>83873377Women can have preferences that vary from person to person
>>83873387You sound like an leftist retard, of course people have preferences but that's not what I'm saying is it? Or are you fucking retarded?
>>83872516>your selfmy corporal self is intact, but if you really want to kill of my soul too i'd like some instructions.
>>83871120It's no coincidence short hair trends with domestication. It's basically a ritualistic act to conform to society (if you're a man), while long hair is more "feral" so to speak. Think of civilized rome versus the uncivilized barbarians. In the military the first thing they do is cut your hair, a ritualistic act to transform you into a zogbot. Corporate wants prim and proper short hair, the short hair is symbolic of being a servile wagie. I'm sure there are more examples, it seems to trend that the more undomesticated a people the more they tend to wear their hair long. This may be a stretch, but perhaps short hair is a neotenous trait, and that's why it trends with civility and conformity.
>>83872493Hes too skinny. Buff guys generally look good with buzzcuts but if youre thin you just look like an emaciated concentration camp inmate or a starving africanOnly thing worse is being skinny and actually bald desu
>>83871155I didnt know AJ Soprano posted here
>>83871120Long hair is objectively best looking on men (as long as it's washed and blow dried.)For proof, look at Tobey McGuire. He genuinely looks like a Chad with long hair and scruff.
I'm trying to grow my hair currenly. It's quite long already but still not reaching my shoulders. Everyone i know mocks me for that, telling me to cut it once for all to which i complied last year but not anymore.I always felt really unconfident with my hair anyways, and im risking looking gay just to see if longer hair would look better on me.
I got my hair cut and I miss my curly locks
>>83871155good face potential right there
>>83871120Long hair obviously looks great on men but ONLY if paired with a good-looking face and thick, not balding.>>83871128Top and bottom middle are objectively the best looking. Bottom left is arguably 3rd.
>>83872583>ChristcuckIn literally every depiction of Jesus he has flowing long hair.
>>83873377I remember when I was young and I was too lazy to get longer haircuts and maintain my hair, so I would always get a short buzzcut. My female friend and her mom told me I shoukd grow it out because it would look better. Women like long hair on a man as long as it's healthy and thick. Buzzcut makes you look like you're in prison or the military or something. It's fine if you work with machinery and need to have your hair out of the way, but that's for functionality, not looks.
>>83874317ThisImo it comes from balding middle aged men coping and malding at young menThis is why corporate environments still get so anal about any breach of boomer etiquette including men having short hairUnc middle managers with combovers huffing lethal doses of copium about short hair being manly dignified and serious or some shit
>>83871120Why is everyone in this thread so delusional? Long hair looks good on some guys sure, but I'd argue for the majority it will make you look feminine, homeless, or just doesn't match your looks at all. I couldn't pull off long hair because my hair is straight as a ruler and long hair only looks good if you have curls or waves in your hair. And no way in hell am I buying a damn hair iron as a man just to maybe look like a chad (still wouldn't anyways)
>>83874331>listening to women for advice on how to be attractiveWhy do men do this still?
Is there a such thing as too long hair on a man? I grew mine out to like shoulder length but my gf told me to cut it (she's the one who asked me to grow it out initially.) It's a PITA to take care of but I like it and I get compliments on it.
>>83873363>here is the general gist of how these things work>UMM BUT I KNOW A SINGLE EXAMPLE TO THE CONTRARYkek cuntard detected
>>83874560Yeah, you should listen to virgin men on the internet instead
>>83871128Bottom middle is the best, it's tallest looks.
>>83874569I think beyond the shoulders is the point where it's too long
>>83873706What did you think he was giggling about as tony walked in on him typing on his laptop?
how many times do we have to go over this
>>83874481>>83874546Ancestors knew redpills
>>83871120long hair = women tier
>>83874546looking homeless is unironically better than looking like a clean-cut dork incel most of the time
>>83874764lol no you ugly incel. long hair just makes you look like unhygienic trailer trash
>>83874317Aaaaaaand? Do christcucks follow the teachings of jesus christ? No, they follow interpretations of interpretations of his teachings so naturally none of them grow their hair out you stupid faggot.
>>83874774>unhygienic trailer trashthe people that usually fuck pussy and have kids?
>>83871120I love my long hair. It's the only thing I've ever received compliments on but I'd have long hair even if other people didn't like it because I love my long hair. Top middle mogs hard as fuck.>>83874774Nigger attempting to demoralize.
>>83872372Yeah but it'd be matted in shit and you probably wouldn't like that
>>83874797>Top middle mogs hard as fuck.Top middle looks like a woman who forgot to put her makeup on. The hell are you long hair cock suckers on. This is probably one of the worst guy with long hair examples you could find using a conventionally attractive person.
short hair is for corpo-cucks
Only a few men can pull it off. Most of them are celebs, not some random moid. Also, bottom center is best for him.
>>83874317>depiction of JesusYet they also depict him as white. The culture he came from had darker skin which would look closest to Arabs.
>le true Jesus according to /r/atheism says he's a shitskin!!!! >christcucks btfo!!!!>n-no 2000 years of handed down oral and written eyewitness accounts doesn't count!!
it was never about the hair retard, look at my and their faces.
>>83874757top left is cuter, top right looks like a soulless catamite kek
>>83875242ihave a dick so my opion on this doesntmatter though
>>83871120>Short hair on men makes you look low iq and npc like. I swear it's some kind of a psyop to make men look like shit; you aren't black, you can have long hair without burning your skull. Look at Alexander the Great or even Jesus, their long hair wasn't just style, it was power, presence, and a signal that they didn't follow the herd. Grow your hair out a little, and suddenly you carry the same aura of confidence and class that short-haired normies will never understand.gtfo the thread. go smash eggs on your head and make a cake on top of it
