Did you ever have in-school suspension? If so, what were you in for?>I got 5 days for fighting in the 6th Grade
>>83873079Expelled for threatening to shoot a bully in 6th grade
>>83873103I mean, I just fought the guy, but I wouldn't have thought to go that far. Then again, it was year 2000, so right after Columbine; I'd probably have been arrested.
>>83873079Nope. I did a ton of fucked up shit but I wore glasses and was shy so the teachers always assumed I didn't do it because I was too much of a gay nerd and believed anything I told them.
>>83873079I got an out of school suspension for skipping school too much then kept doing it afterwards
>>83873079yes but i don't want to say why
>>83873079No, but i did lose my enrollment at second to last year of high school because i skipped classes so many times lol.At the time, some retarded politician decided to "reform" the curriculum, and it became pure garbage. For example, math was only studied 2 times per week in the new curriculum. So many hours where dedicated to useless stuff, there was 3 different variations of Physical Education for example, so i stopped caring and started to skip it, and eventually i lost my enrollment. My biggest love in school was Biology and that was only studied once per week. Of course, the new curriculum was only for public schools, the private ones kept their privelege to choose their own curriculum.Also, my country has a test where if you pass, you get your high school diploma, so the next year i decided that i would take the test instead of enrolling back to high school, and i passed and got my diploma and got into college, so that did not affect my life very much at end of the day.
>>83873079I got ISS multiple times for bullshit infractions (like jokingly rearing my leg back and pretending to kick another student I was friends with while we were walking between classes, that the principal claimed was "bullying") because the admin hated my mom (who was a teacher there, she's undiagnosed bipolar) and they could take out their frustrations on her through me. Some teachers were sympathetic, some were literal human filth and really enjoyed making my life hell even though I was a meek "good boy" honors student. People are shit.
I got expelled for threatening to kill some kids in 9th grade
>>83873079>autistic>learn to always bring a knife with me from scouts>even to school>just keep it in my bag, not a nog so I never threaten anyone with it or show it off to "be cool">biology class>given gay, blunt as hell razors to chop potatoes for some experiment>a credit card would do a better job...>take out my knife and cut the potatoes in no time at all>offer it to a girl next to me, so she can cut hers as I see she's struggling >just gives me a weird look>whatever bitch good luck self harming with that shitty razor of yours>teacher comes over, notices knife>asks where I got it, I answer I always carry it with me precisely for situations like this one>he just says "no" and takes the knife, tells me to meet the principal after school>I do, still don't get what the deal is>mfw I'm being suspended, for the first time in my life, for cutting some taters (well not really)>basically in tears, only the second time I'm in this much trouble>try to explain it's just like a pencil to me>my parents get called>expecting the beating of a lifetime>they actually back me up, say I was just being resourceful >but all of us understand you can't just bring a knife to school and get away scot-free>suspended for three days>just spend the extended weekend playing vidya and eating takeout food, don't get grounded or anythingBeing a well behaved kid pays off. I've heard of my classmates getting suspended for months for fights, meanwhile in retrospect, I brought a lethal weapon to school and got a vacation.
>>83873079Okay I'm pretty sure I was in 9th grade, but maybe 10th. So that puts me anywhere from 2002 for the beginning of freshman year, to the middle of 2004 when I would be done being a sophomore. I remember I bought a bunch of stink bombs from ebay, and I remembered they would sell them for $10 for a three pack and you would have them up at the front of the counter at a novelty place. I was able to buy an entire 10 pack or whatever they came in maybe it was 12. But whatever it was, I sold them to a bunch of people for 10 bucks a pack. I'm pretty sure I spent something like $50 on it. I don't really give a shit about the money, I just wanted other people to set off these things all the time because I think it's funny but I don't want to be the guy that gets caught because that's serious trouble I guess. I told them all they can say they got them from me, but they all got them outside of school like on the weekend. At my house at their house at the park. Didn't matter. Just as long as nobody said they got them at school.I remember one dude after I sold them to him, in school by the way, I tell him that some good things he can do is take a little bit of tape and put it inside of a door jamb because most of these teachers are closing their doors right after the Bell for the next period. And the hilarity would ensue!She did it to the class we were about to go into together the little fucker, and he also broke one because they were ampules, and took the end cap off the tubing for the desk and threw it in there and put the end cap back on thinking it would contain the smell maybe. The left rear of the room he's in the very corner desk I remember that, and he lifts it up and puts one of them and such a hard time not busting out laughing so hard because I think this is shit is just fucking hilarious.
>>83874555Southern finally the smell is strongly coming across the room and a triple fucking dosage, because after the door shut, we couldn't hear the glass break. But we knew it must have been absolutely fucked because it's taped right in the jam and those are some heavy duty fucking doors with welded frames. I mean you get a finger caught inside of that and you're basically dead!Okay so this fucker, will call him anon, gets absolutely fucking caught because one of the dudes that was really trying to sniff out where the smell is coming from found the one back under the carpet cuz it reached back there, and he smelled it coming from the desk and he was like oh teacher teacher this desk reeks of it. Next thing I know the school cop is coming in and Chad is being hauled off to be interrogated. Not five fucking minutes later all the sudden there after me! She made up a story where he bought them from me when we happen to be riding bikes and passing each other right in front of the school that morning, which is absolutely fucking retarded, because we live in the middle of the fucking woods and it's like 7 Mi away from anyone's house. So already they know that's a goddamn lie. They don't press on it but he gets suspension and then they move answer me and I said yeah I've been selling them to people and nothing wrong with that. But this was a major stink I'm epidemic that's been going on for a week and they finally got the freaking head of the snake here. So there I was, the head of the snake of the stink bomb debacle, and the fucking cop doesn't believe that I bought them off ebay. I had to literally log into my eBay account and show him yes I bought the damn things, I sent out the money order that I bought from the post office and received these stink bombs.I couldn't fought the in school suspension but I was so happy when the principal said that she wanted to suspend me but thought that I would just have too much fun at home, so it's going......
I got out of school suspention for throwing batteries at the chalk board
>>83874580Dude I was there! Remember how I went up and grabbed them before the teacher could go over and get them and then I hurried up and shove them both up my asshole and then ran out of the class shitting batteries?
>>83874585Dude I totally remember that! That was actually the funniest thing about the whole situation! It's cool that we were both there and now we are both here, sharing this most excellent story together, this many years later!
>>83873079I got suspended for having sex in the bathroom
>>83874595Dude! I remember that! I was the other person in that sexual encounter. It's really crazy that we are sharing this memory from so long ago, here today! So wonderful. So cool. So chic!
>>83874608You were the OTHER person in that encounter? I was neither, somebody ratted me out through the anonymous report system saying I told them I was going to have sex in the bathroom
>>83874585I remember that bruh bruhThen i ate your turd sandwhich
>>83873079i got in school suspension, detention and regular suspension multiple times because i used to sell hot chips around the school and apparently it was against the rules or some shit while other kids smoked vapes in the bathrooms and did ghetto rat shit.I spent a week in school suspension at the mostshould have shot that bitch up but only hit the teachers obviously
>>83873079a boy took a photo of me from under my skirt and I pushed him down the stairs
>>83874618CAPTAIN'S LOG:HOT AND SHITTYEXTREMELY GRITTY
>>83874657My god, i bet your pussy was awesome back then. Would have loved to find you and make you mine and fuck and lick thag pussy 10+ times a day for the restbof our lives
There was a mall behind my school and I would sneak out through the back and go eat Chinese food and shoplift from the stores. I would be back by the end of the day to get to the bus, one day I got caught and was suspended for a week.
>>83874806>My god, i bet your pussy was awesome back then. Would have loved to find you and make you mine and fuck and lick thag pussy 10+ times a day for the restbof our livesanon, what?
>>83874868He SAID, "My god, i bet your pussy was awesome back then. Would have loved to find you and make you mine and fuck and lick thag pussy 10+ times a day for the restbof our lives," did he stutter?
>>83873079Same. Some Asian kid started hitting me. I hit him back. He lied and said I called him slurs. He got 2 days of ISS, I got 3
