Attempted giving myself anal with a vibrating dildo (small for anal, specifically) and a lubed condom. It wasn't enjoyable, and actually quite painful. I guess I'm not gay then, because that was unenjoyable and I don't understand how any bottom would intentionally put themselves through that. Fuck me, that was terrible.
>>83874533>"guess im not gay then">literally fucked his own ass
>>83874533I've fingered straight men to orgasm, you just need to know what you're doing
>>83874564It's only gay if you enjoy it...or the balls touch.>>83874568Well...I can't say I've had that much practice anyway. I did have a bowel movement beforehand, however.
>>83874533So being gay (homosexual) is an attraction to the same sex, for you it would be a man. A vibrating dildo is not a man, it's not even a penis, though penises have little to do with men. If you remove your penis you are still a man, if a woman adds a penis she is still a woman. So sticking something penis shaped up your ass has nothing to do with being gay.You can be sexually attracted to men and never ever ever ever put anything up your ass ever and you're still a flaming faggot for liking men. Many gay men never have anal sex because it's gross.
>>83874582Do you think the plural for "penis" could be "penie?"
>>83874533it's a skill issue and you need to git gud
I will always say a moid who is into anal is a gay man in denial. That still holds true to you, OP.
>men: wants to have anal sex with women>also men: cannot take anal themselves despite having a prostate
