What's even the point of being invested in a relationship or a woman at all? You can put all your time and effort into both and she'll just leave you on a whim like it all means nothing. Why shouldn't people just use women instead?
I don't know, why make the same thread for the 19817th time when you already know the answer? Just post more cool smoking monkeys.
what the fuck, why is this a wiki page>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_monkey>A smoking monkey is a novelty item in the form of a 2-inch plastic monkey. When a speciality cigarette is inserted into the monkey's mouth and lit the figure gives the impression it's smoking.[1] The cigarettes do not contain any tobacco.[2]>In The Simpsons fourth season episode Marge in Chains unscrupulous attorney Lionel Hutz offers Homer Simpson and his wife Marge a smoking monkey if they hire him. It's also revealed he keeps a drawer full of them in his desk.[3]
>>83874908Idk probably because I'm retarded. And I wish I had more pictures of smoking monkeys but I only have the one.
What a beautiful and stylish but illegal smoking monkey.
>>83874920>when you only have one smoking monkey against an autist with yandex
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks, home skillet biscuit.
>>83874921Monkeys should be allowed to have a little smoke. Nothing wrong with that
fuck bitches, get shmoney, smoke weed, be monky
>>83874929monkies can have a little smokie, as a treat
>sheeeeeeeeit nigga wtf did i just smoke lol this shit be good af fr
>>83874904>caring what women think, ever.
In North Korea, they're so poor that even the chimpanzees have eating disorders and use smoking to suppress their appetite.
>>83874943>I LEARNED FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD
don't hate the playa
>being a simpanzee and not a monke>in the current year
The Daily Mail article this one is from says it is held at (fake) gunpoint by its owner and forced to smoke ciggies to perform.
>>83874961this is your brain on smoking monkey
>>83874982damn, really makes you think
>>83874982that's not very super duper ethical awesome reality climax. good thing we have ways around this now so no more monkeys need be harmed in the pursuit of greed.
>>83874996No monkeys were smoked the fuck out in the making of this picture.
If only you had seen the carnage that I've seen.
>>83875001lame ass bitch, my monkey is cooler
>>83874920 look at the treasures of wealth you now possess
>>83874982Can't even figure out how to get a smoking monkey for real. Typical.>>83874955>That physique.It isn't working. Smoke harder.
the monkeys with cigs industry is dying thank you based gen z, you have to start them younger and younger now
>he thinks you eat the cigarette
>>83875032>*deep inhale*Just like with women. Ayo!
Real chimpass niggas smoke cigars not cigarettes
>>83875035Kids these days. Sigh. Raised by women, never learn how to roll and smoke a fat one. Just eat hot chips, simp, lie.
>>83874904Pursue your own pleasure and reject the company of others who would leech off of you. Simple as.
A real based sigma chimpchad cares not for the opinions of sheeple, just the game
Do they instinctively know to smoke it if given one or does it have to be demonstrated to them first?
>>83875060https://youtu.be/fa9SZEUYPzAI would imagine they have to have it demonstrated at least once.
