There's a lot of talk about how to kill yourself but not a lot of talk about where. My method is set but where is the best place to kill yourself? I don't want to make a mess in the house for obvious reasons and I'd prefer to do it somewhere where I'll be found by first responders instead of some random person. I'm thinking of finding somewhere secluded, giving my location to the cops and then just doing it. That sounds good enough, right?
did you abandon your monkey thread whining about women just to take the smoking monkey i uploaded and make another whiny bitchass thread, motherfucker? how many times do you have to be taught this lesson old man
Oh no, please, don't kill yourself!
suicide is never the answer op . you have so much to live for
nooooo haha dont kill urself ur so sexy
>>83875187I didn't have any smoking monkeys to add, so there was no point in staying. This is the only other picture of a monkey I have and he's not smoking. And I don't really have anything else to talk about. It's just what I'm thinking about right now.
>>83875205I do have that one
Did you know encouraging or aiding and abetting suicide online is a crime? It's true!
Nooooooo please don't kill yourself! Think of all the debt you can still live for!
>>83875211I am in debt but I'm just kind of ignoring it at this point. Doesn't matter
>>83875208if you kill yourself the catholics say you don't get into heaven. this is a roman catholic website
>>83875217I know, I was joking if that wasn't clear yet.
You have so much left to live for!!!!!!!!!
>>83875219>you don't get into heavenI don't want to go there. That's where all the roman Catholics are
>>83875220instructions unclear, we /serious/ here
>>83875224>like roman catholics get into heavenits nothing but church of christ all the way down
>>83875226This is a serious website for serious people only. You must be 18 years or older to enter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yt849wJyVk
>>83875219Only Moot was baptized and he was a lapsed Catholic who pivoted into smug atheism and emphasized repeatedly that he was *baptized* and not *practicing* while never saying he was *confirmed*. You fucking newfag. We're Jehovah's Witnesses.
>>83875239Uh huh, the interbutts is serious business after all. We don't do things for the lulz here!
>>83875239>dat censorshipholy fuck i forgot what the early 2000s were like lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXHZ0e8z3j4
>>83875254Exactly, thank you. I'm glad you could see reason and recognize the gravity of this situation and our precarious relationship with the gravity of the persistent internet.
