i am thinking of begging anyone and everyone for someone to visit me on other boards but i might be too lazy (and scared of being let down) to do thatso instead i think ill just ask my mom to get me some fast food idk LAWL
Dear mods, please remove this namefag spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/soc/ (18th thread)Thank you
>>83890022I offered to visit you in person but you never showed up in Portsmouth
>>83890139i dont have a car BHAHA. portsmouth is a bit of a ways away, cant exactly walk there.how r u doan now beeranon?
>>83890158>cant exactly walk thereHave you tried rolling, you fucking disgusting landwhale?Or maybe don't, you could get out of control and ram into a bunch of cars
>>83890158Doing fine since I got out of the fridgid North. Hbu?
>>83890191>seething wordslopidk what to respond to this its so void of meaning outside of "i am mad/want to sound mad">>83890212i am bad... in the frigid north... want to escape to the south xD
>>83890223Ya uh it was 76 degrees here today
>>83890223>void of meaningLike the words "diet" or "nutrition" or even "health"
>>83890022I am going to spend valentines day drinking and thinking about shooting myselfi will probably masturbate too tho
>>83890258Eat a steak dinner too tho
>>83890241its snowing and 29 degrees T_T yesterdasy it was like 5...yummy drink :3>>83890249when you say it, yes seetheman. pls keep bomping>>83890258ive been menaing to masturbate but i havent felt like it so i havent gotten around to thtawhat will you drink anon?
>>83890310U two should masturbate together
>>83890282Wish I Had Steak Rn...>>83890350i lost my vibrator charge r T_T
>>83890022if I visit you will you have sex with me?
>>83890466will you lie about loving me and stuff while you did it
>>83890468either that or just mocking me is fine too but if you will do it do itharshly as that also turns me on if you arent willing to lie if thats too gross
>>83890468No, I don't think I could ever love you because of your sexual history, but you seem like a nice girl and I would like to plap you from behind and ask you to make pig noises while I do. Is that acceptable?
>>83890476well thats why i said lie, but it seems like youre willing to mock me
>>83890472I would like to take you out to a cheap asian restaurant and watch you devour like 10 plates of food while I make mocking comments about your weight gain and all the asian aunties harshly judge both of us. does that sound fun?
>>83890525that sounds like it would be nice but im pretty nervous about eating in front of people aAHGHHHH... also im nervous you would just find me flat out ugly irl and leave ecks deegood fuel for when i go to bed and awake-dream abotu something comforting to soothe myself to sleep
>>83890575>also im nervous you would just find me flat out ugly irl and leave ecks deei've fapped to your nudes on /b/ you have a pretty cute face. take a shower and clean your room if you're inviting someone over though.
>>83890587i think that despite not using makeup outside of eyeliner or a lip tint or filters and using a far away cam that photos of me are deceptive due to the 2d nature + low quality for webcam of the camera and that seeing me in both high res and movement is far more disgusting. >take a shower and clean your room if you're inviting someone over though.ya id vaccuum an everythang..T_T
>>83890032Dear modshiiii hii :3 hiiii
>>83890022I am still in love with my ex but she's not in love with me. I want to get a custom cake baked for her but that might be a little pathetic on my end
>>83890598God I truly hate women. It's not enough to have people simping for your 400 pound lard ass in every thread, no, you have to be "teehee anon, I'm sooooo ugly irl, plssss, reassure me, say that you find me attractive anon, please say I'm the prettiest giant sack of fat you've ever seen anon"Truly hope the heart attack comes soon. May God have mercy on our souls.>>83890022>what are your plans for valentinesSpending it angry, alone and sad in my room like every other year.
>>83890889>reassure methere is no reassurance i live with myself i know what i look like lmfaoyou could tell me i am the flower of the world to my face and it would mean nothing because i dont like my own face according to my very personalized standards. i simply have to figure out how to like myself >Spending it angry, alone and sad in my room like every other year.maybe you should try being less angrily presumptive about everyone you talk to, it helps ^^
>>83890956>presumptiveliterally you and your simp this whole thread:>also im nervous you would just find me flat out ugly irl and leave ecks dee>seeing me in both high res and movement is far more disgusting.>it helpsIt doesn't actually, you only think personality matters because you're a woman, you can be the most lard disgusting creature in the universe and someone sick in their head with completely screwed up chemicals will still find you attractive and beg to get in your pants. Enjoy it while you're still mobile and your heart hasn't given up. Fuck you and your valentine's day, I genuinely hope the sick fuck you invite ends up murdering you with a chainsaw.
>>83891166>wordswordswordswordswordskeep being mad at everyone, im sure it helps and keeps your valentines day booked to the nines
