>fat chick at work asks guy coworker to drive her home>apparently she liked him and wanted him to smash her, but he rejected and made fun of her to his friends>she asks me to drive her home>she says "he was disgustingly skinny anyway" even though I'm just as skinny and she spends the whole night trying to get me to smash her but I can't because she has a bf>I tell her I'm a virgin because 4chan told me that repels girls>it doesn't work>when she gets out the car she's mad at me because I didn't smash>hang out with my high school crush after she gets fat from dating a fat guy (she was skinny when I met her)>she tells me "you're disgustingly skinny."I'm noticing a patter here.
>>83895723They mean you look DYEL. Go lift.
>>83895723>>I tell her I'm a virgin because 4chan told me that repels girlsFake, but funny af. I should say this to unsuspecting women
>>83895919to repel them?
>>83895723none of this even happened
>>83895982I'm introverted. Everyone hates me because they know I don't wanna talk to them. Yet all I have to do is tells girls they look good. That's it.
