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rejection edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiGqvciIj7w

QOTD: Favorite gay fictional character?

Previously: >>83853864
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>>83899159
You took the gay thread's virginity uwu
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Seconded. Trannies and faggors get out. You're all epstein mental rape victims and science projecta. Fuck off already and stop afflicting us with your presenece.
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>>83899167
>homosexuals
>sexual orientation for fucking hundreds of other men and getting aids and every other std possible
>virgins
Even the implication is fallacious on its face. Disgusting implications aside, get out.
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hell no, we're here we're gay robots, get used to it.
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>>83899187
Little chud knows a lot about gay people, and he's still posting in the gay thread...
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>>83899193
No. You're disgusting parasites that deserve to be purged. Get out amd fuck off back to your rancid hellhole. You've been tolerated for too long with your faggot beachhead thread. Back to /lgbt/ where you belong, abomination.
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>>83899207
you're...a....disgusting....asslicker....anon...and....everyone....hates....you....
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Can't stop projecting huh
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>>83899210
yes yes let you have your board full of race bait, incel drivel, and reddit screen caps back.
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>>83899216
>>83899210
>>83899187
>>83899159
not everyone that likes guys is a buttholer

theres actually far more straight buttholers lol. and THAT you just cannot explain.
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>>83899242
He's just telling on himself. That's all these people do, really. It's laughable.
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Emo twinks frotting
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>>83899238
The removal of trannies and homos would drastically improve the experience. Thousands of threads as a "general" when your only "qualifying" criteria is your sexuality. You habe nothing of substance to offer and you're a collecrive eyesore.

>>83899242
Homosexuals are the current reigning champions of parasite infection, sorry
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>>83899312
>Homosexuals are the current reigning champions of parasite infection, sorry
mmmmm no, its buttholers. a lot of guylikers are buttholers, sure, but so are a lot of straight people. the common factor is that doing people in the poophole gives you diseases.

explain why "anal" is like the #2 straight porn search term if straight people dont have a big problem in that regard.
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>>83899335
Sorry, not arguing with a faggot. You're disgusting, repulsive, subhuman trash. Go back to /lgbt/ and stay there, asslicker.
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>>83899354
that board thinks men can become women and you get banned there for saying all men are men. so no.

ill be honest i didnt even look at your image. intestinal parasites? doesnt that just mean gay guys eat more exotic foods? you get those mainly from like, swordfish & undercooked pork as far as im aware. perhaps also from licking butthole, i wouldnt know, but if you havent heard, the straights are "rimming" plenty these days, so you may need some statistics more recent than the 80s.
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It's not like boys grow on trees
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BURN FAGGOTS AT THE STAKE. CUT FAGGOTS HEADS OFF. MUTILATE THEIR CORPSES. TOTAL FAGGOT ANNIHILATION.
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>>83899378
oh look i got him pist off

why are you posting troon hate images and then talking about gay guys? that doesnt even make sense. we love cock?
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>>83899378
>FAGGOTS
>posts caricature of heteroid porn addicts
You have more in common with trannies than us, cattle
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>>83899375
i used to do this when i was a kid. not naked but i would climb way up in a tree and watch people and nobody would ever look up to notice. lots of times i wasn't even hidden, just high enough overhead that you'd have to specifically look up. i bet i could have done it naked if i wanted to.
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>>83899375
What's the fuckin context of this image. Why is there a naked scandinavian man in a tree?
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>>83899371
Not only are you gay, you're also dumb. Fuck you and fuck off. Tired of your faggot excuses and retard arguments that don't even hold up to even the barest level of scrutiny. Absolutely tiresome, repulsive, disgusting pest population. You're a pox upon all humanity. I would say if you had any deceny you'd keep to yourselves, but because of the obvious "virulent" component of your nature, you inflict yourselves on others in order to infect other populations. Off to sleep, but hope you all leave and never return. I know your parasitic/lamprey nature won't allow it, but one can dream of a better tomorrow. Suffer and despair, all of you.
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He picked out 2 stars with 5 spikes to post that slop lol
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>>83899433
if youd kindly read my posts, youll notice that i am very opposed to fecal-oral contact -- much more opposed, in fact, that many (or even most) straight people. when i was in college, straight guys would talk constantly abotu rimming and anal. stop trying to group me with buttholers please. thanks.
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emo guys kicking off their converse and boots and intermingling on the couch in the basement
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What will your fbf wear at home? I always just wear wool pants and a thrifted cotton t shirt.
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>>83899475
whatever he wants to, I'm not a control freak.
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>>83899475
PJ and hoodie
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>watching family guy
>Programming
>Just took a hit off my blueberry vape
Life is good, who ever said you needed a bf to enjoy life anyways
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>>83899623
what the fuck was his problem honestly?
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it really grinds my gears how all these supposed family guy watchers dont actually make references. it reminds me of the time i
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I wish someone would grind my gears
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>>83899670
trust fun band
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holy f, him real!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>83899744
Do you think guys DM him asking to pay for sex with the family guy
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>>83899152
idk much about non-sloppa fictional chars, and even less about explicitly-gay fictional chars
what a sad state of affairs

>>83898813
my bro had that brand of jeans and i eventually inherited them, two of the pairs were so comfy i always looked forward to wearing them
theyre borderline unwearable in public now, bc they have huge tears right on the ass and down halfway to the knee xd
>>83899671
[clap] I GOT IT, THATS THE GUY FROM BIG
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i think ive got it all worked out. the 2028 election will be between these two guys (gov of nevada (R) vs gov of pennsylvania (D)) and the major thing will be, who is actually going to go after the sex island ring?

screenshot this babey. ive got it allll worked out. thank gosh, i feel sooo much better now. we're almost done with the insanity i think.
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You haven't come close to piercing the veil yet
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>>83899371
>>83899453
>going against trans people and his own people while arguing with homophobic scum
when are you people ever going to learn? Look how kind you're to this trash as well while throwing under the bus fellow gays like that.
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Big robot my beloved yay
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Become straight
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>>83900895
idk what IP this mech is from but I really like the ones from front mission and the whole name. No clue how youre supposed to pronounce Wanzer tho, I've been going off the german pronounciation I've been taught
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>>83900722
all men are men

barbaric sexists fuck off
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All bots are bots
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They messed up my daily schedule and I'm not happy about it at all
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so this does nothing for you guys?
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>>83902509
It's from ember: obsidian protocol, a tabletop wargame. Wanzer is pronouncend wantsaa as per the Japanese spelling.
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>>83899475
Whatever it is, we'll sleep without clothes on
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>>83899623
>>family guy
>instead of the macfarlane production with the best gay representation ever
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How do we feel about Stan
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Surprised there isn't much porn of Roger considering his canonically the biggest rapist in the show
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>>83903424
Bonesmasher inspo
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>>83903491
Stan didn't need to looksmaxx though
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>>83903443
Official promo BTW
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The disgust I feel when I see cute boy in porn with an ugly bastard is vomit inducing
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>>83903729
The ugly bastard is there for you to self insert
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>>83903729
the disgust i feel when you say you watch porn is head exploding. before you click, remember im over here crying.

your clicks made that cute guy go through that. it is YOUR fault.
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i'm watching a cute twitch streamer and getting upset with myself, i need a cute bf this year is the year
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double store run today and I even avoided fast food on the way back. time for my monthly burst of motivation and telling myself I'm going to do better only for it to last less than a week before I'm back to my old ways.
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>>83903733
I think you're talking about yourself because no way I can self insert as one. I'm too cute sadly.
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>>83903835
You're possibly the most worthless human to ever exist
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Lads, how the fuck do twinks stay on top of shaving body hair? Do you just monopolize a bathroom for multiple hours every second day? Bathe in hair removal cream? I don't get it.
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>>83903948

very likely so, but I'm here for a while longer so get used to me.
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I had a dream that I met this vaguely autistic guy on an online platform and he just watched me play video games and wanted to talk to
He was cute in like, a retired twink with his life together and just pursuing his own interests way
I posted here about him in the dream and he was like hi, lets hang out again

Reminded me of a lanklet I used to know from here
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My ecrush ghosted me and then said he just doesn't feel like talking anymore after 2 weeks
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>>83903835
If you got a boyfriend would you stop being fat
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>>83903951
shave for pics or a date, let your skin rest otherwise. unless youre naturally very lightly furred then its not really practical to shave everything all the time, and it hurts your skin.

and really i think the contrast is the hot part. if youre smooth all the time you just get used to it.
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>>83904023

no not unless he slaps my hand every time I reach for a cheeseburger.
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>>83903948
youre worth far less, cause youre just a sour old puss.
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Sho ka kola for a treat
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I'm morally against homosexuality because gays keep doing it without me
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sometimes I think about posting myself so I could finally get an opinion, about my face at least. You guys are brutally honest so at least I will know if I am indeed ugly for the gays
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>>83903974
How long until the cops get you for what you did to her?
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>>83904051
cheeseburgers are soo good. I want bf with cheeseburger autism
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Dysfunctional mentally ill people are such a drain. Just fucking die and stop bothering others. At least have a normal mental illness like anxiety or mild autism.
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Accidentally saw tomorrow is Friday the 13th. No one told me yet again. Not cool!
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In 1905, an 18yo student in Bonn shot himself in public while holding "Dede" by Achille Essebac against his heart.
Described as sensitive and feminine, he evoked his despair at the impossibility of acting on his pederasty and infatuation with an 11yo boy in his suicide letter, translated here.
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>>83904754
man everyone was just so much more eloquent back then, even in a suicide note.
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Maybe I should just eat ice soup for the rest of the month hmm
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been carrying a hammer around the house with me when alone with my sister incase she says some stupid shit to me.
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At least I remembered to buy buns at the store today and I even fixed hash browns.
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>>83904653
go join the bucket brigade why dont you

i bet youre boring
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gay 4channer archetypes desu
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>>83906263
how could you forget /hm/
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>>83906470
ignored for not being a cute twink/femboy like the bisluts and pirsongays want.
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>>83906470
I didn't make the image. This a small part of a series of images that detail the "personality" of each 4chan board.
Handsome men are based but I don't think any handsome males are being gay on 4chan - so they're not an archetype.
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Board tans were peak
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>>83906652
>I don't think any handsome males are being gay on 4chan
uhmmmmmmm im right here thoughe
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4chan is defacto normie land now, the days of it being the outcast sekrit club are long gone.
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Thanks Epstein for creating all my favorite boards
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>>83906830
This was the original content board at its inception, you used to have to change a single pixel if you wanted to repost something. OR ideally post an entirely new image. Posts had to be unique as well, so people would add nonsense blox to bypass the filter.

Shortly after that it became a normie board, since selfies / canwhoring was allowed too as long as they were original images. I showed off too and dated other posters hehe. We were so successful they had to create /soc/ to get rid of us.
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>>83904386
its saved to the archive forever, so keep that in mind
do whatever you feel is best <3
>>83904754
reading this almost made me tear up, i want to pet and hug him so bad
poor, poor boy with a sad, sad curse...
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>see cute guy bartending at university bar.
>I've been crushing on this guy for a while, friend always tries to wingman for me.
>Friend's able to set me up perfectly to talk to him.
>I can't capitalize because autist.
I wanna fucking die, I'm going to go smoke some weed and try to forget tonight.
Someone yell at me to stop being such a pussy.
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>>83907067
a song to cheer ya while ya sad smokin https://youtu.be/CEptPzJyZr4

i first heard this about a month ago off a vinyl called "soca gold 2003" which i found at a thrift store. bangaa
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>>83906830
it's for failed normies though. still no handsome men
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>>83904754
>Didn't act upon his perversions not because he didn't want to hurt children, but because he was worried about "dishonor & degradation" & "fake human morality"
He's burning in hell right now.
>>83907024
Aww was the poor nonce that relatable to you? Maybe you should join him.
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>>83907270
>>Didn't act upon his perversions not because he didn't want to hurt children, but because he was worried about "dishonor & degradation" & "fake human morality"
the consequence (suicide) was still the same regardless of his intention
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>>83907270
You are literally no different from him you retarded faggot. If you were born at the same time, you wouldve also been driven to suicide, regardless of the fact that you are only attracted to adult men unlike those evil pedos. God forbid someone show a modicum of empathy for a kid who killed himself
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>>83907325
Looks like you are getting really defensive on behalf of a nonce there. Why is that?
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>>83907367
Looks like youre getting really happy regarding the suicide of a teenager. Why is that?
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>83907270
>aww...
try harder

anyways, what are you guys doing tonight?
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>>83907401
Really happy regarding the suicide of a pedophile. Who would have a problem with that?
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>>83907423
>Really happy regarding the suicide of a homosexual. Who would have a problem with that?
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>>83907428
Those are equivalent to you?
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>>83907402
>anyways, what are you guys doing tonight?
I'm probably going to rewatch a show I really like (it's very short, and I have nothing better to do). Then I'll go to sleep at some point in the early dawn. I'm so lonely
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I spend all my time either rotting on this dead shithole of a site or consuming media to quieten the noise. I will never find a boyfriend or make friends because I'm too retarded and inept. I want to die
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>>83907451
Poor wittle nonce is lonely :(
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>>83907480
Where did you get the nonce bit from
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>>83907467
why find boyfriend when you can try finding a girlfriend? it's even better and she will actually love you.
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>>83907521
If I can't find a boyfriend, what makes you think I'd be able to find a girlfriend? Not that I'd want to, anyways. Vaginas give me the ick.
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>>83907529
do you appreciate the beauty of a woman's body? you should love one even if her sweet cavity is not the most attractive thing in the world. and that woman will love you more than a fag would.
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Falling asleep to kitchen nightmares typa night
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Lots of pedos coming out of the woodwork today. Are the stereotypes about homosexuals true after all?
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>>83907467
I'm feeling like I'm becoming lesser and lesser of a former failed normie as I live on and let the brainrot, jealousy, apathy and this exact site suck the drops of life out of me and I feel same. I need to somehow find a bf even with my baggage and my gross appearance and crass personality because this heavy spirit that steals my urge to live normally will be gone once a man will be telling me "Yes, I do like being around you." one morming one day.
We can be boyfriends, even tho my proposal is not serious and you will never like for my insides and my outsides.
omg I feel like I'm starting to understand why people are so eager on the dating platforms especially when they get older (rumor has it, never had it happen to me).
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>>83907615
>you will never like for my insides and my outsides.
Whats so disgusting about you?
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>>83907119
Saved. Thanks man, great smoking accompanyment



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