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>"femcels don't exist"
>they don't know that while yes, moids who swipe right on everyone on tinder swipe on me too, i am still a virgin and nobody will actually have sex with me because of my ugliness that is so bad i can't even get naked around anyone
>asymmetrical and big pussy lips (one is dangling and the other isn't and it looks so bad even though i'm a virgin)
>pussy and nipples darker than skin
>piece of skin tagging out of my anus
>too much body hair, grows back fast
>a lot of ingrowns, bumps and razor scars in my lower body, it never looks smooth like a pornstar's
>skinnyfat with the fat concentrated in my belly (i am literally at a normal weight and i can't lose it)
>average size boobs too far apart from each other
>nipples look at different directions
>permanent ingrowns around the areola because i even get nipple hair
>pussy juices always taste weirdly acidic and not yummy
>get sweaty quickly from walking alone
and that's not even starting about my facial ugliness which deters men from having sex with me in the first place but i can't hide it, i can hide my body. and once a moid sees it, he will be disgusted and no one will ever want to touch or kiss my body.
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>>83900715
I'm not reading all of that shit you stupid tranny
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>pussy and nipples darker than skin

Bitch I got instantly hard wtf
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>pussy juices always taste weirdly acidic and not yummy

how the fuck do you know this
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>>83900761
what do you think anon? you can put your hand there and taste it
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>>83900773
i think you got more shit to worry about than your face if you're taste testing your pussy juice imma be honest
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>>83900788
>will never give a cunnilingus
damn anon...
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>>83900788
what's so weird about it, everyone tastes their own cum
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>>83900796
girls suck cock and swallow all the time but if you tell them you jizz on your own hand then lick it they're gonna be weirded out, it's the same shit here
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>>83900805
they sure do
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>>83900715
If you're not over 200 pounds literally none of this is an issue
>asymmetrical and big pussy lips
>too much body hair, grows back fast
I find both of these attractive
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>>83900715
Why the fuck do you know what your pussy juices taste like?
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>>83900715
All I read is "I'm a minority slut on here hunting for a white guy" I honestly couldn't care. As a brown guy I just stay away from your kind because not only do you have the fitness you listed, you're shamelessly full of yourself yet simultaneously a doormat for white men
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>>83900898
Not only do you have the downsides you listed* typo
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>>83900805
I have never tasted my own, that's just unsanitary and sickening. I did try sucking my own dick once when I was a horny kid but I didn't even plan for what would happen if I jizzed in my own mouth. Yuck.
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>>83900860
moids who pretend non fat women can always get laid drive me nuts i am 120 something pounds and i still look fat because i have belly fat and there is so much that is wrong with my looks because of genetics
>>83900898
wtf does whiteness have to do with any of this no moid wants me
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>>83900904
Lol okay sure. If you aren't self hating go out there and find a regular guy. As long as you aren't fat or deformed you won't have that big of an issue
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>>83900904
If you wouldn't date an /r9k/ poster you aren't a real femcel. Where do you live approximately? Asking because if you're nearby I'll take you on a date.
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>>83900904
>>83900910
To clarify what I really was trying to get at is that if you aren't a retard pretending for clout on here, and if you really don't have high expectations for some Chadlite, you'll be fine
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do you actually go out in public and approach alone men you find kinda cute or do you just sit around like a retard waiting for chad thundercock himself to pull up and ask you out?
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>>83900913
why so you can bully me for being ugly
>>83900919
what clout on /r9k/ lmao i wish i was larping and didn't look like this
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>>83900904
>i am 120 something pounds and i still look fat
This is called "anorexia" and it's just you being retarded, not objective reality
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>>83900931
how well do you think approaching moids is going to go as an ugly woman
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>>83900935
Why would I take you on a date to bully you? Sounds terribly awkward. Answer the question or you're not a femcel. End of discussion.
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>>83900715
Well at least that's something I can relate to. At first I thought I'd never find love because I'm not good enough, but now I know I'm unfit for a relationship because my body's gross
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>>83900940
how am i anorexic when i literally have a fat belly look up fat distribution
>>83900945
why else would you go on a date with someone who is not attractive
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>>83900956
Anorexia is a mental condition, not just "being skinny"
If you're 120 pounds and complaining about being fat you've definitely got some sort of body dysmorphia
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>>83900944
very well because men will fuck anything that moves and resembles a woman, literally just spend a day walking around town chatting people up and the only way you don't have sex by the end of the week is if your standards are too high
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just post your nudes OP, we all know that why you made this thread
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>>83900956
I guess you're not a femcel then. I'm literally putting the ball in your court and you're refusing to play along even though the odds of us being close is so low. You aren't even willing to try a little. Fake femcel.
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>>83900822
This. It's just.. weird AF.
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>>83900963
120 lbs for the women in my family is definitely fat. I don't think she ever said her height but for 5ft2 it's fat. Not obese, but fat.
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>>83901003
>120 lbs
120 lbs for ANY women is absolute GORILLA level of overweight. This bitch must have a BMI in the triple digits.
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>>83900935
>I wish I was larping and didn't look like this
Like what? Is your face ugly? If your face isn't busted and you have a nice personality everything else is fine. Personally I'd rather take big pussy lips (unless comically stretched) over an innie. Body hair is fine too, sweat can be dealt with
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>try to prove that femcels do exist
>just end up proving them right
You're still a virgin because you think you're entitled to a high value male and aren't willing to settle for less, so you come to /r9k/ and complain to incels that Chad isn't interested in you. For that reason this thread should end here.
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Just get circumcised jesus christ this is why we should do it at birth to girls. Better to do it at birth than have girls do it later when they'll remember it.
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>>83900964
>>83900981
>>83901061
>>83901061
i told you literally no man wants to have sex with me because of my appearance and if it came down to it they would run if they saw me naked because i look horrible
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>>83901088
post yourself on >>>/soc/
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>>83901088
no the reason no man wants to have sex with you is because you are either a 300 lb neckbeard faggot larping or you are mentally retarded beyond saving
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If you give me your location I will spend whatever money it takes to come and fuck you. We can meet up in a public space. Interested? Let me know how to PM you. If not, you're not a femcel.
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>>83900715
Bloating an weird pH might be due to inflammation from your diet.
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>>83901088
I bet you have pointy elbows too, gross.
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>>83900715
What's your age Anonette? Yes this actually matters.
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>>83900715
>Teehee I got some water splashed on me by invisible man in the sky believers and that makes me a virgin again.
>Pussy blown out from Chad and Brad drunk one night stands

Clown "femcel" problems.
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>>83901305
Fuck you dude, invisible man in the sky is fucking REAL and you're just a rapist and a narcissist and a bigot and a rapist and a white cis male FUCKING SCUM!
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>>83901121
Notice she stopped replying after this.
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>>83901285
early 20s
>>83901305
i have never had sex retard if my pussy was blown out it would be from masturbation
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>>83900715
>it never looks smooth like a pornstar's
it's not supposed to. You're not a pornstar you're a real person in real life.
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>>83901449
Do you factually masturbate a lot? I know it can't cause that anonette.
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>>83901448
>just dox yourself sis
>>83901458
moids expect you to look like that and bully you if you don't
>>83901464
it's at least once a day every day which isn't a lot my pussy is just ugly because of genetics
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>>83901476
>moids expect you to look like that and bully you if you don't
I'm a moid who's had a few girlfriends and I never expected any of them to look like any pornstars. I could be a rare case though.

Tell me, how do they bully you?
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>>83901476
>it's at least once a day every day which isn't a lot my pussy is just ugly because of genetics
that's the healthy reasonable amount, I know this isn't related to the topic but know you're doing nothing wrong, although you probably already knew that.
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>>83901531
no shit you didn't because they already looked good
>>83901533
i know my pussy lips aren't asymmetrical because of that it's a moid delusion
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>>83901548
>no shit you didn't because they already looked good
listen here mother bitch, I've never put expectations of that sort on any of my girlfriends because I know porn isn't real life. I don't seek a 10/10 girl, only porn addicts do and fail to understand that real life bodies have imperfections.
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>>83901476
>moids expect you to look like that and bully you if you don't
how do we bully you?
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>>83901476
Nta but most guys don't expect that as I've mentioned already. Do you just enjoy whining on here?
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>>83901569
Yes because it makes me feel validated. You got a problem with that?
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>>83901557
>i don't seek a 10/10 girl
>dates 9/10s
ok
>>83901563
they insult and nitpick your appearance and want you to feel like shit for being ugly
>>83901569
they absolutely do which is why they don't date me and how would you know anyway
>>83901573
don't pretend to be me faggot
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>>83901585
>How would you know anyway
By having male friends. Most of the ones I'm still friends with /were ever close with always preferred women that weren't fake as fuck. The only ones that obsessed over bald pussies and being stick thin were cringe might makes right type dudebros that I eventually began to dislike. Then again, you're probably into those types
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>>83900715
>pussy is acidic
that's what your pussy is supposed to do dumbass, the pH protects from foreign bacteria
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>>83900805
lmfao fagboy
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>>83900715
You should at least get in shape, normal weight be damned.
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>>83901585
>>i don't seek a 10/10 girl
>>dates 9/10s
>ok
Why are you being such a cunt? I'm not even against you or trying to take you down. Are you that frustrated inside?
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>>83900904
probably poor posture or hip tilt causing it
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OP, i just want you to know that i have read the entire thread and so far your physique doesn't seem to be a problem you just genuinely seem to be an insufferable cunt with your attitude. people are not even being mean to you and yet you're being shit to them
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>>83900715
tinder is known to be a meme
pussy lips doesn't matter, its still a hole
darker nips and lips applies to most people
i think you can get tags like those out easily
some guys like bushy girls
boobs are still boobs
all the fatness and hairness means you probably have pcos you should get checked and medicated to balance out hormones
deodorant + cleaning yourself everyday
dudes will bang anything, don't worry about any of this just try to improve on things you can like weight and basic hygiene
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>>83901684
read the thread before replying op seems like a pain in the ass of a person
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>>83901726
doesn't mean they can't stop eating and putting on deodorants
there are millions of insufferable women and guys who still fall on their knees over them just because they did some dance on tiktok or dressed up like a stereotypical goth chick or trad woman
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>>83901656
>>83901681
how am i supposed to react when they are dismissing my problems that are ruining my life
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>>83901602
>foreign bacteria
Incel cum?
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>>83900715
>that greentext
jesus. you should give a warning before posting like this. you're really good at describing your body, very detailed
ngl reading this gave me a hard boner
what's the size of your areolas, are they big?
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>>83901758
Yes, actually, that too
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>>83901750
My core message is that it's not as 'over' for you as you think it is.
>asymmetrical and big pussy lips (one is dangling and the other isn't and it looks so bad even though i'm a virgin)
It does NOT bother me AT ALL.
>pussy and nipples darker than skin
This is more common than you think it is
>piece of skin tagging out of my anus
Can you explain this? Is it a genetic thing or did something cause it at some point in your life?
>too much body hair, grows back fast
doesn't bother me.
>>a lot of ingrowns, bumps and razor scars in my lower body, it never looks smooth like a pornstar's
doesn't bother me. I know real life isn't like porn and I don't expect it to.
>skinnyfat with the fat concentrated in my belly (i am literally at a normal weight and i can't lose it)
It's normal for people in real life to have bellies or a bit of it. I don't see what the big deal is, I have one too. Look around everybody does, it's the norm, even skinny girls you may look up to might have one but just hide it well.
>average size boobs too far apart from each other
Unless you have a physical condition, this can't be true.
>nipples look at different directions
who cares?
>permanent ingrowns around the areola because I even get nipple hair
I don't really care.
>pussy juices always taste weirdly acidic and not yummy
That's what pussy juice tastes like. That's just what the reality of it is. I have NEVER in my life heard of a female who had yummy pussy juice. I couldn't even type that without laughing, yummy pussy juice lol. It's not a thing to my knowledge.
>get sweaty quickly from walking alone
so do I, it sucks, doesn't it? I hate it.
Then you go on and talk about your facial ugliness, describe that?
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>>83901476
I did t say doxx yourself. Give me a burner email and we can coordinating meeting anywhere you want. You don't need to provide a name or address. We can meet hours away from your home if you'd like
.
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>>83900715
>skinnyfat with the fat concentrated in my belly (i am literally at a normal weight and i can't lose it)
this is the only thing actually holding you back. men either cant see those other issues until they're already getting you in bed, or they dont care in the first place. you know nothing of how men think
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>>83900822
sucking dick is still seen as inherently feminine and submissive. No one hates fags and faggy behaviour more than women
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>>83901778
stop bullying me
>>83901785
that's all nice of you but most people do care and judge
>>83901915
are you a serial killer
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>>83901785
>It's normal for people in real life to have bellies or a bit of it. I don't see what the big deal is, I have one too. Look around everybody does, it's the norm, even skinny girls you may look up to might have one but just hide it well.
Have you ever watched amatuer porn? Fucking everyone has at least a little bit of belly. A truly flat stomach comes from dedicated gymmaxxing or starving yourself. Even men with abs have a belly
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>>83902093
>that's all nice of you but most people do care and judge
I just want you to realize that it's not as Joever as you think it is and that in real life things are indeed different, not all men are going to be as harsh and judgmental as you are on yourself. I know a lot of men WILL do that, it's true, but you have to open your eyes, get rid of that tunnel vision, that all or nothing mindset and see that yes you have flaws but they're not enough to condemn you in real life. I think a porn studio would reject you sure, I had a co-worker once who was quite considerably attractive and a porn studio rejected her because their standards are very unrealistic. Don't compare yourself to such bullshit, stick to the real life credentials only and it will do you a lot of good. Please stop torturing yourself it's not worth it, what you're doing is not worth it at all.
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>>83902098
Exactly, the whole perfectly flat belly / stomach thing takes an insane amount of time and a considerable fraction of your life must be dedicated specifically to that level of fitness, it's not the norm whatsoever.
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>>83902123
i am not torturing myself i know most peoppe dont look like pornstars and thats not the only standard i am just self aware about my ugliness and know that attractiveness is required for love
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>>83900715
>moids [...] swipe right on me on tinder and nobody will actually have sex with me
I don't think you understand that the former happens because they want the latter.

now post your fucking cooch for me to see you. angle the camera from the floor so it looks like POV: you're above me (keep your face out). keep your feet in the photo as well.

>>get sweaty quickly from walking alone
hot. you'd easily land a guy if you let him call you mommy (me). now stop this nonsense and post hole RIGHT NOW
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>>83900715
>pussy juices always taste weirdly acidic and not yummy
Vagoo only tastes bad if you've got an STI or a yeast infection. They all pretty much taste similar if you're healthy. If you're worried, have a shower immediately before or buy flavoured lube (tastes weird) and have your bf use that
t. normalfag
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>>83902145
what is your face like? describe it please
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>>83902146
they haven't seen me naked so it means nothing and i will never take nudes because i'm ugly you are being an asshole
>>83902164
it's not that pretty why do you want to know
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>>83902193
because I'm trying to understand why you claim you have 'facial ugliness' it can't be that bad now can it? Now you said "not that pretty" so you acknowledge it's not that bad, right?
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>>83900715
Got a nice face? If so,
WOULD
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>>83902093
No, not a serial killer. Just a lover of sex.
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>>83902193
You shouldn't have to degrade yourself to taking and sending nudes just because a horny incel is trying to gaslight you into it. Have dignity, you deserve your dignity.
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>>83902200
>>83902204
it is like a 4/10 bad but my body is worse
>>83902229
only hot people do that anyway
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>>83900715
all femcels are volcels.
just stop bitching, because it is literally your choice. I am a volcel male, do you see me bitching? You don't, because unlike self-proclaimed incels, it is my choice based in reason and logic. I benefit from solitude, I don't suffer it.
You just can't and don't get whatever man you want, so you bitch. Truth is, there are enough ugly desperate guys for you to date, but you don't want them. Fair enough, again, I understand, just stop fucking bitching about it.
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>>83902235
>only hot people do that anyway
I dislike it when hot people do it too. They degrade themselves for validation and attention. It's shameful, they have no dignity at all. No self respect, they objectify themselves for likes and strangers who in turn contribute to the objectification they already apply on themselves. It's a vicious cycle.
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>>83902235
>it is like a 4/10 bad but my body is worse
I think you're being harsh on yourself due to low self worth. You bring yourself down too much. I already told you your body is not as bad as you think it is when evaluated through the lens of real life rather than the lens of the pornographic industry.
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>>83902093
>stop bullying me
but i was not bullying you?
you're sexy even if you don't believe
you say your problem is not being able to have sex with a man but truth is your actual problem would be to want me to STOP having sex with you
i've been edging for three days in a row to the video of this chubby nerdy girl with evangelion rei t-shirt
then i came here today and i found your thread and i love your descriptions
that's why i asked areola size!
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>>83900715
>>asymmetrical and big pussy lips (one is dangling and the other isn't and it looks so bad even though i'm a virgin)
>>pussy and nipples darker than skin
>>piece of skin tagging out of my anus
>>too much body hair, grows back fast
>>a lot of ingrowns, bumps and razor scars in my lower body, it never looks smooth like a pornstar's
stop, I can only get so hard. I'm a chadlite that's kinda into femcels. Wanna talk on disc?



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