Colchester Castle edish
Another day of wishing I were dead, might go to Tesco and get some beers in
Someone has made a documentary about SSM lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuKGAY-w9JE
Why are Jews like this? They make the paedos on britfeel look like a saint by comparison
Just saying: HHL knows who to text. He won't. But if he wanted to get it he'd know how.
HelperLad gets free 'snow' sent to his dad's, then complains nobody is paying for his gear
I finish this can offYou know where I stand xxFuck ChinaFuck Israel Fuck Qatar
>>83901445AI slop this
>>83901460Welper has any of your neighbours ever complained about your antics or do you keep the noise down?
>>83901465He lives in a care home. He has got in trouble for being too noisy before.
Snow for some of us tonight lads xx
>>83901460You're pushing 40. When you going to get your shit together?
Gotten up haven't i XIndeed i do have
>>83901475I wish you hadn't GOT up smelly dick head
>>83901443there no work tomorrow?
WE DEM BOYZZZZZZZ2015 VIBES XXXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
>>83901487That was over 10 years ago. Let that sink in.
Imagine the other poor care home residents, just trying to get on with their day and deal with whatever conditions have put them in thereBit of a grim Friday weather wise, so they might watch a bit of tv and try to get comfyThen comes this spastic child, sits up all night drinking, screaming about Israel (he couldn't point it out to you on a map) bringing class As into a place they have no business being, imagine the beatings this cunt would receive if the families of the other residents knew they had a foaming at the mouth piss head junkie who starts fights and leaves drugs laying around
>run_care_home_kek_howl_scream_crease_script.exe>run_neets_v_wagies.exe
Got some leftover 'zza and stuff here don't iI do don't i XMhhh-mhh. Delish and quite brekkiemaxxed is it not
>>83901445Not right what happen to rBenji
>>83901507>run_here_to_read_it_all.exe
>>83901491It's overs xxx
Just imagine the other poor /britfeel/ posters in the thread getting on with their day, posting their feels.Bit of a grim Friday weather wise, even though it's Thursday today, so they might a bit of feels and try to get comfy.Then comes this total mad lad online nutter with his e-drama shitting up the thread, posting the same insults at posters, nothing new at all but he thinks he's the funniest man in the thread.
>>83901504>>83901532>friday It's thursday
>>83901526Mad how you try to frame this as a negative, can you prove I don't enjoy reading these posts little lad kek howl scream crease?
sneezing non stop atm, feel a cold coming on
>>83901536I know, I corrected the mong that doesn't know what day of the week it is because everyday is the same for him.>Bit of a grim Friday weather wise, even though it's Thursday today
Thats a fucking WILD tuesday afternoon out there de lids
At the end of the days I would have worked all me life if it wasn't for me autismFuck the tories xxx
>>83901473>You're pushing 40.He's early 30s. You're thinking of Slugmong who is 37.
Just another day of being colonised by browns
The weather is grim today to be fair
forgot to comment on the quality of the edish.it is left as an exercise to the reader.
>>83901565for most of history brits colonised browns, now browns colonise brits. seems only fair imo
HHL won xFootmong lost x
I'll say what we're all thinking - castle and train and lighthouse and bridge editions are getting really stale now. We need some new blood.
>>83901524His microwave was never the same after that de lid.
>>83901566had a rough time going to Morrisons just now. it's a bit murky ('raining', to anyone south of Middlesbrough) and these wagies who stole my litter-picking hobby were blocking the path with their council-funded vehicles, FORCING ME to walk in the mud.i'm just glad i was rocking my Skullcandies. means i get to avoid conversation AND i don't look homeless.
>>83901577Pipe the fook downs ya mong xxxIt's bullymong world, you just live init x
>>83901577Bollocks de lidI for one would love a NIR Class 80 edition
>>83901577We need new personalities imo
Fuck maccies.Crashing out meFuck Tories, fuck landlords and fuck China xxx
>>83901577next thread will be around on Valentine's Day.maybe i am jinxing it, but, please just keep such things in mind, OPs x
>>83901577For me it's a good ol' bridge edish
>>83901572European colonialism began in the 15th century. The Arab (Islamic) trade lasted from the 7th to the 20th. You have Google Abdool. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_slavery_in_the_Muslim_worldAlso they really liked little boy slaves.
>>83901608Afraid to get a bag? Coward
>>83901615thats a very welsh picture
Jews say jump, Americans say how high xxx
>>83901618Weird looking bridge that
Bennies office says pick that litter for free and helper mong says yes massa
It a special Jet Li DVD update de liiiiiiids! Bodyguard From Beijing, Fist of Legend and Tai Chi Master in glorious 4K Dolby Vision. Some bonus Third Window Wapanese films too. Got all their Obayashi films now (Hausu).
>>83901572>rough estimates place the number of Africans enslaved in the twelve centuries prior to the 20th century at between six million to ten millionSo, actually, your retarded statement genuinely works with Islam because their slave trade began as soon as it was funded and only ended last century. Colonising and slavery for "most of history". So i guess according to you it's only fair for black Africans to colonise the middle east. No? Oh weird.
Jews think they are specialBut one Anglo (American or British) is worth 1 million jews.
>>83901650Youre worth nothing. In fact if you died it would save money.
>bbc.com/news/articles/ckglv1n4dzeoAlbion has awoken, hasn't it
>>83901659Colonised by parasites
>>83901632Pretty standard for a suspension bridge.
>>83901604it's me, rhyme manand i've got a plan
>>83901650Do you have any defence to the people saying you are a nonce? What's the story with the gay paedo video?
>>83901659>Sir Jim, founder of one of the world's largest chemical companies, Ineos, told Sky News on Wednesday the UK had been "colonised by immigrants", external and suggested the prime minister was "too nice" to do "difficult things" to stabilise the country's economy.Based and Helperpilled
Heard there's been a coup me xStand back and stand by xxx
>>83901680Is it true you got kicked off the spacker wooty team
>Orwellian canuckistani ZOG stooges calling the left-wing trantifa shooter a "gunperson in a dress" in their kosherized newspeakClownmaxxed asfThere's a reason these deranged mfers keep targeting elementary schools, too, of course
>>83901671terrifying looking bridge, that
>>83901685Is it true you've never had sex
>>83901694>Is it true you've never had sexNo
>This is who's calling you an 'unlovable polchud' on here, btw
me, i've posted my (Enhanced) DBS Certificate.and yet i still randomly get accused of being a nonce. you just can't win.
>>83901688Are you taking up arms and ridding the world of these trannys by posting about them on 4chan big man?
>>83901702but no one calls me that
Slugmong needs to post his DBS certificate
Scared to talk to women and taking down the tranny menace by posting on 4chan about them lmao
>Jesse van RootselaarWat en kanker mongool
bUT nO oNe CaLls Me tHAt xD
Garn beddingtons now. Really is the end of an era. I won xGoodnight x
lollin @ 'slug'
Lad can't get his bennies sorted, no ID, no passport and homeless. If only he were brown - he'd get comfy accommodation sorted by the council. Breaks my heart to see a white man in this mental state.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcVkWuUEpVw
Twolls won. Never forget that
>Tranny shooter had a plebbit account and starting posting on a "transitioning" tranny grooming subplebbit when he was 15yoPlebbit really does radicalize people, no monder (((Maxwell))) was a supermod there
Some bloke from Pakistan is reporting all of PTTP's videos. Wonder if he has monetized them.https://www.youtube.com/@CourtQuotient
>*started postingStill early innitOught to grab a wofvefe now
>>83901727so was it the Jesse Strang person? they deleted that JeaseUwU YouTube account right after i was on it (dead people can't do that, i suppose).few different photos/people going about. so i don't want to just point fingers at a random trans person, it's shitty whatever you think of them, even in full /b/tard mode. (would say the same for e.g. furries)
>zerohedge.com/political/nihilistic-accelerationism-kirk-assassin-butler-pa-shooter-share-disturbing-online-farTrannydom needs to be outlawed
>>83901740Alri slugmong lid
>>83901754It's sad PTTP probably has done something very wrong to just disappear like that.
>>83901764reminds me of the MOLOSC meme from years back
>>83901764Not sure what you mean by that. I'm the lad who likes discussing auditors and police interactions.
>>83901767Apparently, he died in a motorcycle accident.
>>83901764That slug bastard wants to slime are English birds. WRONGUN.
>>83901771That's an absurd narrative mate
>>83901773If he did maybe it was intentional. He was suffering from depression. He used to bring that up.
>>83901771>I'm the lad who likes discussing auditors and police interactions.
>muh tranny drama >muh youtube drama
sean posting american politics off trip
>>83901794and what if it is little lass what are you going to do about it besides sob your little mong heart out
i like ketamines and i have a friend.
>>83901802I'll spark the mong out lid en route to his spacker home right now*waddles through the streets of Sunderland*
>>83901809you won't spark anyone out lass you've never thrown a punch in your life you childish fantasist tosser
Sex offenders get more sex than you.
>>83901836And you, slugman
me on that clever double bluffleberg.
>>83901836by definition have have to have some so...yeah
>>83901819wrong again little lass I've tussled with the best of em
>>83901848of course you have sweetheart
>>83901425I'm here right now. Does anybody want owt?
Weed is a WAY bigger problem than anyone is willing to admit. People are so insanely brainwashed that they will scream and shout and literally threaten your life if you get up in public and say that weed should be illegal, growers should be thrown in prison and users should be fined to pay for their own forced rehab.Unironically to publicly condemn weed and say we need anti-weed policies takes more courage than whatever retarded gay progressive shit they say is courageous like someone coming out of the closet is 2026 or whatever the fuck. That's not courageous; saying 'we should execute weed growers/smugglers' is courageous.
Back home now after a fairly exhausting shift, on me bed atm thinking about life
>>83901863that sponge cake looks yummy
>>83901876Have a nice long wank to your favourite coomkino lad
Used to like Laura. She's just another boring asmr bint now. Same shit over and over. Boring. It's just for the money top-up.
>>83901863 a bit of FRESH garlic for me de lidit gotta be FRESH, mind
Another dramatically charged bait post, please take my bait.
>>83901708You're an unloveable lgbtchud
>>8390186348 cans of Diet Coke pleaseand 48 cans of Irn Bru Xtra (but only if you can carry them)
>Same shit over and over. Boring.Like your daily 4chan posting routines, sluggo
>>83901749There's no doubt in my mind that Maxwell groomed children for Epstein on Reddit.
>>83901872I've found that weed tends to be more of an american thing desu, over here seems to be mostly just blacks that are into it. Knew like a dozen black kids who were all super into it but only one white guy. Looked the white guy up a few years back and he had a mental breakdown from smoking too much, literally just fucked his brain up and is a total schizo now in a mental hospital.
grooming Ruth's arse for my smelly cockle
>>83901914Don't know about that. My grandad has smoked weed his whole life but he has really bad arthritis. My dad also smokes multiple joints per day. It's definitely not just blacks. I'm not from a povvo family either.
Lovely little pub that. Shame the aesthetic is ruined by that obnoxious school crossing sign.
>>83901918Don't speak about her in that vile way lad. She's a sweet lass.
>>83901938the sweeter the berry the sweeter the fruit (for my cockle)
Ought to do some vacuuming today X
>>83901872i remember /britfeel/ talking about this Kurzgesagt video, was thinking about it earlier.yeah yeah 'i LOVE science!', Reddit, whatever. i enjoyed the videos when they were just 'Life Cycle of a Star' and not 'You could be teleported into a black hole...at ANY moment!'but then this was such a weird pivot. they went from a polemic video about how weed should be legalised, to the scriptwriter openly confessing that his 30s are miserable, and it's definitely marijuana's fault. wat.
Can't even get me bennies on online application because I'm not in the right postcode. Fuck sake. I am not ringing up or leaving the house due to anxiety.
>>83901883Tonnes of cakes hear the size of car tyres. Double chocolate fudge, red velvet, carrot cake and Victoria sponge. Don't know how you can eat it all before it spoils. >>83901894They sell it on the stalk like in the old country. Loads of good things at Costco. >>83901902Has to be full fat coke for me my lid. None of that diet crap for me my lid.
Dinners ready lads. Oh aye it lush and I mean lush. Only 4 pounds it can't be beat.
>>83901731Grifting nonce, you need your head caving in
>>83901949Kurzgesagt has fallen off hard. You're right it used to cool videos like 'How Does A Volcano Work' or whatever, but now it's more like 'We Need To Deindustrialise For Climate Change' or 'How Immigrants Make Everyone Better Off'. Total wank now, just progressive mouthpiece shit.
Wonder why she loves Chorley so much. You lads been there?
>>83901952>>83901956>Has to be full fat coke for me my lid. None of that diet crap for me my lid.pure hypocrisy.
Mong is typing his Istanbul postcode into dwp
>>83901945Imagine having a sweet girlfriend like her. They are sadly the minority.
>Pretty British rose you like dance? Dance with me pretty British rose I love Britain I come live in Britain with pretty British roses
ngl I'm kinda jealous of these pakis shagging our girls
>>83901983Nowt I can do about that it's only the cup. also when I purchased 10L of full sugar coke I went in the trolley got a bottle and filled the cup with ice and poured some of the proper stuff in.
>>83901997Same lad. My 24yo british rose is with one. It pisses me off so much because she looks much younger and we all know what muslims seem to go for.
>>83901983>>83902005 35g of sugar in one full fat can of coke de lids thats 8 teaspoons of sugar, now dont get me wrong sugar is 4X LUSH but a metric shit tone of it in every can is a bit much if you ask me
>>83902021"Your" British rose? She doesn't belong to you Turkslug
>>83902028I'm white British. She would be better with someone like me. He has clearly groomed her.
might take a wee nap actually
The vile slug wants to stroke his slimy antennae on are maidens. WRONGUN.
>>83902035>I'm white BritishNope
Slugmongs fantasy https://youtu.be/4rxW6jCbhmA
Wish I had more laptops to install GNU/Linux on.
>Beautiful British rose I marry you come to Britain and work for farther in pub I good husband great lover you have many children of me
>>83902035Post your slimy hands
>67 pounds worth of notes and coins in the change jarNot too bad. Need to use it now as well, quite fortunate that, as there's still 12 more sleeps before bennies day (it might not be bennies day for you, but it is for me).
>>83901975>Total wank now, just progressive mouthpiece shit.a shame, because even the more 'opinion pieces' WERE interesting and struck a good balance. classic example is science boffins saying nuclear power is misunderstood, and we SHOULD build nuclear power stations. Kurzgesagt's stance on farming was really interesting and seemed sound enough to me (use technology, eat meat, but no way in hell can we all afford massive free range farms).science and technology ought to be apolitical/neutral by nature. but i think a lot of engineer-brained people think in 'if i had a magic wand, THIS is how it SHOULD be!' terms while they ignore other factors (third variables, if you will).lab-grown meat, that's 1:1 with the real thing? i'll be happy with that. but in practice, my worry is that currently-affordable chicken breasts will then become trve chicken breasts for a fiver a pop. some poor scientist with a heart of gold probably thinks they're solving world hunger.
>>83902058We all know that "laptops" is code for girls and "GNU/Linux" is code for your penis and "installing" is code for sex.
>>83902056That's a great epic kino lad. They don't make them this great anymore.
>>83902058Why not get some wraps and put a new cover on it each night and delete system32 before you fall asleep each night? You'll get to wake up to a new laptop each morning that is in dire need of new everything.
>>83902060mad how he refuses to post a simple imagine that would stop the endless abuse I suppose if he did we'd instantly see its a street in turkey and all have a right laugh
Somebody's being horrible to my mum at work. How do I go about punishing the person who's doing it?
> a simple imaginemong can't even type correctly
Wish I had more girls to sex my penis on.
>>83902089Other staff or customer?
>>83902089Find out who their electric supplier is, then ring them and say you had been round and saw that they had a system in place to bypass the electric meter.Ring from payphone, put on fake accent, for best results.
hes the only linux user not to have posted proof mad that isnt it hes mental right off his head crazy narrative lol kek scream howl crease
>>83902092It's code mate, not literal swapping of words
Much better looking girls in Turkey. I would honestly swap places.
>>83902091He's as smart as mongboy.jpeg mongboy is.
>>83902094Other staff. She's the manager at the spaz home she works at.
>>83902089ethical solution? get in touch with Acas lad.dubious solution? frame her for something. not murder or noncery, just put an empty bottle of vodka under her desk.
>>83902113Not him but, tell her to hold out till the end of the year, then accidentally order vegan food and non alcoholic beer for the christmas party.
Good brekkie this was XPhwaor
>>83902117She's been doing it for years, she treads on eggshells to avoid conflict but it's getting to be too much now. She's trying to get rid of her at the spaz home. I need to find out how to get rid of her at the workplace before she does the same to my mum.
Oh my days he did the typo
>43 days into 2026>43 days of rainWollox de lids, its not to rain tomorrow (then back to the regular endless pissing down) be nice to see the place slightly dry up for 5 minutes
>>83902136Weird how you never say this when mongboy.jpeg mongboy fucks up.
>>83902144How do you know I don't?
>>83902140Its even raining down ruthmongs way
>>83902152I know that we know that you know you are a massive fucking spastic
>>83902103he probably just wants to pull them open, slide in his USB stick, and unload a few packages inside a clean system x
Mad how this lad know what we're thinking how we feel about the narrative he's pushing and what posts we make on an anonymous site
>>83902152Usually it's me pointing it out when he makes those errors, but you've got muh noggin joggin and I do now remember on occasions others have also pointed out the error.Hmm, maybe I don't know that you don't, after all.
>>83902160what's with this 'we' i aint in your 4chan army mong
>>83902159METmed office forecast is it lad?
i know i'm late on this one, but i feel it needs to be addressed.>>83901125 what's wrong/ESL about that? it's just poetic. like how we're all yelling at each other, we're howling and screaming, even if the physical act is just typing on a keyboard.
>>83902180Feel all you like pal but it's not correct.
life is unironically a soul trap and (((they))) (archons) feed on your loosh (a form of emotional energy particularly generated through fear, pain, or intense emotion) and im sick of pretending its not. Everything is by design supposed to keep you locked into this low vibrational frequency and thought pattern so you never escape coming back. If you ever get negative self doubting thoughts its not you, its an entity feeding off of you.
>>83902162Coorrrrr that sounds hot. I wouldn't mind copying my files
I think I will have a mega melty later x
Amazing how a stupid hairstyle makes young foids wet.
Me, An English Rose! Slimed! By a Turkslug!Mills and Boone
>>83902192it's correct. it's like phone sex. can't 'have sex' over the phone, can you? you could have sex WITH a phone, rub your cock against the handset, maybe.but we all understand what phone sex is.
>>83902228Lad I'm really British. Stop wasting data centres power.
I want to be balls deep in a lady
>>83901731you won fuck all helpernonce
>>83902254Why don't you just prove it? Seems like that would be really easy, odd that you refuse.
CORRRRR! Peking Opera Blues 4K dispatched. It lushington.
I want my bell end to push against a woman's cervix and then inject hot semen into her uterus.
>>83902275Same but it'd be more fun to breach her cervix and fuck her womb directly.
>>83902291Wouldn't that be painful for her?
>>83902297That's the point, lid. It would fuel my lust.
When a large penis goes deep inside a woman's butt, do her intestines get rearranged so instead of coiling around they go in a straight line up inside her?
>>83902319Are you fucking retarded, lad? A dick would have to be ridiculously large to even reach the colon nevermind intestines.
>>83902325What are you talking about lad? The rectum is short and quickly curls around to become the colon, and then goes up and around the other organs. But I guess the small intestine is the one that wiggles back and forth in the lower abdomen, and a dick would never reach there.
>>83902341You know what, lad? I was wrong. I didn't know the colon was part of the large intestine. Therefore I suppose you would breach the lower large intestine perhaps but only if you had like a seven or eight inch cock I'd imagine? Either way it still seems unlikely.
>>83902350A big dick could theoretically push into the small intestine and move them whilst inside the rectum/colon.
*disproves intelligent design AND evolution*checkmate, gnostics.
>>83902369If you mean the appendix, it proves evolution.
bored af now and want the day to end
>en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=2026_Tumbler_Ridge_shooting>Genderbender tranny shit all started out on the outermost lunatic fringes of tumblr otherkin LARP culture circa 2012ish>Tranny shooter targets tumbler ridgeWhat did le demiurge mean by this
>>83902366Either way, churning up a lassie's guts with your cock sounds like fun.
>>83902379Oh aye, it's every man's god given right to regularly rearrange a woman's guts
i know lassies who've complained about a penis poking at their cervix.also, it is worrying that women casually talk about this stuff. it's sweet i'm your semi-homosexual 'gal pal' but i don't want to hear it.
>>83902372evolution isn't goal-oriented, but what's the point in having an appendix? why hasn't it been bred out the same way as fur we no longer need?
>>83902377some 4chan nutter is going to shoot up Redditch one day.
>>83902398Why would they complain? Doesn't that mean the lad has a big cock? Do women not like big cocks?
>>83902407The appendix in humans still has a purpose. It's a myth that it doesn't, basically because we didn't know what it was for before.But it has evolved to get smaller since it doesn't have the same use it had in simpler mammals.
The tranny antifa loons running bolshevikipedia managed to completely omit the fact the shooter was a tranny in that article, lmfao. Of course they locked/edit-protected it as well so no one can add the actual facts in. They're trying to blame "firearms" for it, even though guns do not kill people as is commonly known, the tranny loon behind the trigger did in this case
The appendix is where all my power lies. One day it'll reawaken and I'll become a true Saiyan.
>>83901676Very telling that Helper didn't answer this, isn't it?
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Mass_shootings_by_transgender_individuals>"This category is being considered for deletion."These orwellian tranny (((wikipedia))) admins really hate the truth lol, they'll do anything to memory-hole the truth and make people believe that 2+2 equals 5
pains me to do this, but i am starting a new save.what 'mons should our various personalities be? Red Version, but i'm willing to glitch in Pokemon as long as it's funny.
ahead of the curve uncle ted
picrel is me when they REMOVE my appendix.
>>83902538The Lee vs Gaara fight was so peak. Absolute travesty that Gaara won, Lee deserved it but lost because of muh jinchuriki bollocks.
>>83902512After 100% completing Pokemon stadium 1 and 2 the best Pokemon that I've used are 1.Starmie 2.Snorlax 3.Alakazam4. Zapdos5. Exeggutor 6. Tauros
Took a shidd just now me X
>>83902259He is deluded, brain and liver rotted from all the alcohol he consumes. He think we laugh with him haha, we're laughing AT him.
>>83902557>2.Snorlax is it bullying if i name the Snorlax after the second letter of the alphabet? ;__;
>>83902553> Lee deserved it NO. it's been ages but i remember pure hating the character. he's the bestest fighter evar!!1 and then they ALSO pull this 'not even my final form!' wank.meanwhile, Gaara was actually interesting in that edgy 2000s animu way. fun power, cool backstory, i wanted the series to be about that lad.
Bet Helper is gonna wake up feeling terrible
>>83902751I dunno, I prefer to see someone work for it and succeed against the odds. Gaara was at his max power level from day 1 and never had to earn it. Lee being the first person to ever hurt Gaara also shows how dangerous he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhkabsolute banger, this.
>>83902764Hopefully. More hopefully his liver has completely failed on him. He was on a meltdown last night it was on another level.
>>83902783It's definitely a banger, but my favourite track across the whole show is Pain's themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCfiqY05BpA
>>83902782yeah i get you. Gaara was basically the anti-hero version of Naruto.most characters in Naruto had their special jutsu, so i can accept if a guy can just breathe fire or something. those Chunin Exams were when they had to introduce a bunch of new characters and explain them quickly (maybe the manga handled it differently).but at the same time, a lot of Western media has felt frustrating when a power ISN'T earned (looking at you, Disney Star Wars). when all you really need is a montage or a flashback. Rock Lee gets his harsh training and a bit of bullying, because he's a muggle, so he works extra hard. cool.however, he's a boring little prick. piss off, Rock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdOgK9DlCSM
>>83902816It was a pretty normal meltdown imot. HHL expert
>>83902819cor. didn't get very far into Shippuden (was after that big chunk of filler, too) and i dropped it early on. simply didn't care by that point.nice tune this, thoughbeit. feel like i've heard it used in meme-y ways here and there (like Guts' Theme from Berserk).
SeasideZOMBOID time this afternoon for an hour or two I think.Well, after almost getting lost in the fucking boonies after he followed a dirt trail into the woods he managed to make it back with a load of new packets of seeds from a small farm depot he stopped at.The day after that he tries to head south after reading about a cool lake based country club to the south of Wareham but on his way there he encounter a huge horde of crackheads congregating at the local petrol station and cinema; he shoot a good three dozen of them but he's not equipped or built for long term engagements with them so he keep it safe and drive back.He goes home and stews. He mad he come back with nothing to so decides to comb over the houses he's cleared on the local council estate and pulls a chest freezer and 15kg of nitrate fertiliser for his little garden and that is DOUBLE LUSH. Currently he's out, it's early evening and it's been cloudy, cold and windy even for an April day like this. Once these seedlings get a good feed he knows he'll get a good return.
might garn make smoothie. please post cool stuff while i'm gone.
Wish there was a bit better stats, actual win loss ratio for bets. Probably lost more bets than I've won, but won more money than I've lost.
Fudge packer Tim Dunn
>>83902959More like Tim Bumm
Would you even know there is a Rape Gang Inquiry going on right now if you hadn't just read it here in my post? Not the fake endlessly delayed government one that they didn't want to do, but the private one that Rupert Lowe crowdfunded 600 grand to set up and get running because nobody else would get off their fucking arse and do it.Really comforting to know that the media has got this under wraps. Most horrific crime in British history and not a fucking peep in the headlines.Fucking disgraceful.
>>83902857They're always the same aren't they. He's rather predictable in his self-pitying crash outs, saying the same few stock phrases over and over as his last few brain cells die off from the alcohol.
>>83902973Yes. There's this new invention, called the internet, I heard it on there. People IRL? Yeah they probably don't know.
>>83902764>>83902816>>83902984Settle down girls HHL will be back tomorrow or Saturday and then you can try and grab his attention
>>83903017I just want Helper's long thin penis in my fanny. He's so dreamy
who are we obsessing over and gossiping about to night, men?
>>83903042About Ruth's tuppence
>>83903095Ruth's tuppence gets a lot of action from her deano bf
>>83902639It would be an honour to name it after me. Please go ahead lol.
>>83902973what can private investigators do?not asking to be snappy, i mean, what are they allowed to do here? and what's their goal?if there's some smoking gun, i'm surprised there weren't any whistleblowers tbqh.
>>83903017You sad, sad, little man.>>83902984Kekked, saving that one lad. You're right though, literal pity-party.Anyway, enough said about that subject from me.
How many times do you think Ruth has had sex? It must be hundreds, maybe thousands by now.Women's lives are so easy.
>>83903198All we know is that she's had sex more times than you, which isn't difficult since you've never had sex.
>>83903219True, but kind of a pointless thing to say. Did you think I was unaware of my virginity
>>83903198>It must be hundreds, maybe thousands by now.>>83903227>True, but kind of a pointless thing to say.
>>83903243What point do you think you are making here little retard lad
>>83903251That you're a>retard lad
>>83903258In what way? If you've made some point, explain it. Because the only person that looks retarded right now is you.
>>83903262How about you entertain me?
>>83903273Fucking mongboy. That doesn't even make grammatical sense.Sod off then, you clearly didn't have any point and are just have a spastic melty
back on that smoothiegrindtastes as good as they look x
>>83903286He come to /britfeel/ looking for sensible talking points.
