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VaIentines edition
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These threads are disgusting. Absolutely nasty.
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>>83907369
yer mum's disgusting. :)
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>>83907374
I wouldn't fuck my own mom because she isn't exactly hot, but concept of momcest as an idea makes me diamonds. I fantasize about fucking "my mom", only the "mom" in my fantasy is a hot cougar and not my actual mom who is short with tiny short munchkin legs, fat and despite being fat has no tits to speak of. Also she is missing half her teeth.
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Mommy grope guy here. I went at my old home to get some of my mail since some of it still gets delivered there. But my mom hugged me and squeezed my cheeks with both hands. It's been a while since she's did it, which weirds me out when it happens but I got hard soon after when she was done
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>>83907374
>yer mum's disgusting. :)
She is actually. Hence why I am appalled by this thread.
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>>83907354
I don't give a fuck about momcest threads or have any interest in them, but Dexter's mom is the OG cartoon milf of all milfs and should be posted more regularly.
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>>83907579
But surely you can entertain the concept of having a hot mom that you can fuck? You can think in hypotheticals, or are your fire alarm batteries perpetually empty, as they say?
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>>83907599
>are your fire alarm batteries perpetually empty?
lol
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And in case you missed it Nomi is a man
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Tired of this b.s timmybros
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>>83907354
Can't be a Momcest general without mention of CHADSON
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>>83907789
That's more of a primarily cuck fetish with momcest as a subgenre, rather than other way around. Unless it's from the pov of the chadson of course, but what I've seen of it that's usually not the case.
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>>83907354
>making a new thread this fast because you ran the old one into the ground defending the larping "swedish" tranny

>using a dexter image when he's done with these threads after the aformentioned outing of the "swedish" larping tranny
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>>83907369
>>83907748
These threads going nowhere no matter how much you cry about it.
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>>83907893
Good on you to feed the delusions of a man with a penis who thinks he's a teenage girl from sweden in love with her own brother, who is based on himself before AGP ruined his life
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>>83907354
>Drink you coffee before it gets too hot

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?
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Do not reply to the nomi hating schizo who thinks 80% of posters are a single person
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>>83908875
The escobar strategy?
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H-c came back yet? I found some chick talking about trying to blow her dad and him pulling her off him and telling her no.
So she's not alone in the frustrated daughter zone.
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>>83907599
But my mom isn't hot.
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>>83908031
It means she's so horny her pussy will heat it up because the vagina gets warmer when aroused as it becomes flushed with blood
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>>83909650
Made me chuckle, have a (you).
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>>83909802
I doubt her blood is hotter than around 37 degrees Celsius, which is cold for a coffee.
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>>83909856
But what if it was, which is the implication. Do you like scalding hot milf pussy?
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>>83909066
She did, she laughed at the nomi debacle and left
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If you would all refer to the chart.....

DO NOT Reply to the Cuckspammer.
DO NOT Correct the Cuckspammer.
DO NOT Believe the Cuckspammer.
DO NOT Call out the Cuckspammer on his lies.
DO NOT Reply to anyone replying to the Cuckspammer, as these replies are most likely him replying to himself in order to bait further replies.
Ignore the Cuckspammer/ragebait no matter how retarded or persistent he is about his narratives.

You cannot prove him wrong no matter how wrong he is because he does not want to be proven wrong and potentially doesnt even believe what he is saying he just wants (YOU)s and to take up thread space with spam and arguing in order to sage it as quickly as possible and prevent any actual on-topic discussion. Either that or he is just plain retarded.
Its obvious that Cuckspammer made this thread as well as he is using the image the real Dexter used in the last thread. You can tell its Cuckspammer instead because of the image file name being that of an image saved from 4chan and not the original image filename that Dexters image had in the last thread.
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>>83909970
>discrepancies in the filenames
So this is a cuckspammer thread and we should avoid it at all cost?
Got it
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>>83909895
In this science fiction scenario where a woman's pussy could heat up to hot coffee temperatures I probably wouldn't, as I'm kinda attached to the skin of my penis. Even if it wasn't hot enough to cause actual injuries, I'm still not into sticking my dick into scalding hot things.
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>>83907354
>Mommy is trying for a son/nephew with uncle Chad again
>to replace me
>to start over
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>>83910035
Just to err on the side of caution stay away from all /mcg/ generals, all threads with an incest vibe and any thread with a TCOAL image in the OP
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>>83910117
Based cuckposter
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hnnnnggggh glamorous mommy getting dressed up in her fur coat and pearls and heels to go out on a date with her beloved son
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>>83907748
I knew it was a larper after the first week of its posts. Much like most namefags in these threads
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>>83910117
God. Could you imagine getting your mom in that position
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Older slut celeb with a basement dweller loser spawn. I just can't shake off the hunch that she visits him from time to time at night and lets him park his twink meat in her ass.

These types also either have 8.5 inches or 4, no inbetween.
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>>83910610
I feel bad for him she raised him vegan, probably fucked with his life for her delusional morals
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>>83910641
damn, now i feel bad
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this is stupid, fuck you all.
write a love poem, nail it to the wall
grow a pair and do it, it's soon valentines day
let your loved one see what you have to say
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>>83910778
I don't think you're totally wrong but in this case the incest is probably more emotional / controlling. The son has to conform to mom's morals and emotions because he's kept too weak to do anything else. Without outside influences this will go on. It could escalate to sex but it won't be because she's attracted to him

see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw1JO57goJQ
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>>83910577
oooooooonlyyyyyy CHADSON can get mom in that position.
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>>83910641
>probably
More like observably. Look at the guys limbs.
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>>83910610
What about FLOTUS?
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what was that "tissue-anon" post at end of last thread?
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>>83910577
The success anons get that on the regular
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>>83911275
You just know there's Terabytes worth of videos of these two.
Jelly af
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I guess it's a good excuse to bump, though I'm a bit wary of this one.
>stuffed chicken breasts (stuffed with breadcrumbs, herbs, parmesan, dried cherries, etc) wrapped in prosciutto
>pasta with blush sauce
>white chocolate raspberry cheesecake, shaped like a heart
>have basically everything ready beforehand, manage to get the food done with pretty much perfect timing
>have time to cuddle and have a quickie after eating
That was our Valentine's lunch. Shame he'll be spending tomorrow with the person he actually loves.
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>>83911980
Don't sell yourself short he loves you too.
You're probably right up there with his daughters, who tip the scale more in her favour.

How many months into your current pregnancy are you now?
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>>83907354
Is it actually "cucked" if you enjoy seeing your irl mom with other men?
>She would never fuck you (her son)
>But you still love her and enjoy her sexuality
>So you share a symbiotic pleasure with her when she gets pleasured
It's not like you're in a relationship with ur mom so she isn't really cheating on you so no cuckoldry exists.
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>>83912152

only if the guy is about your age
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>>83912104
I'd like to think he feels that way for me, but my mind can be my enemy if I let myself think too much. Just have to find ways to fill the time I guess.
>>83912104
Week 16 or so. More than a third of the way through but less than halfway. Got a ways to go yet but I should probably enjoy the relative quiet while I have it.
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>>83912152
I'd much rather have ntrposters than schizos
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>>83911275
Let's not forget about celeb momcest pair hall of famers. The fact that the dude actually overdosed to death is so creepy and just clears any further doubts as to whether they fucked in my opinion. Then again, maybe the poor woman was just the victim and his advances were the aftermath of drug abuse instead of the other way around. But she's a celeb that sold her soul so I doubt that nothing happened.

Any other celeb momcest pairs you suspect?
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>>83912319
>I'd much rather have ntrposters
It's not really NTR i just want my mom to enjoy the BWCs she's so fond off. I support her fucking chads because she likes it and it also makes me hard. I don't feel betrayed or negatively in anyway.
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>>83912299
Absense makes the heart grow fonder. The times you can meet up are much more emotionally intense because of it.

You'll soon be getting a noticable bump then
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>>83912299
brosis i wouldnt give attention to this thread as its pretty obviously the spammer trying to usurp /mcg/
better not to feed his ego
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>>83912619
My personal suspicion is an old 2014-era classic of "make the big ongoing general so that when activity ramps up you can delete it". It's why I waited to post. I don't have much else to say anyhow.
>>83912598
It's noticeable enough already just between my size and there being two in there. So I guess I'm going to have to tell my mother eventually...
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>>83912576
>she likes it and it also makes me hard. I don't feel betrayed
Hmmm
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>>83912644
>So I guess I'm going to have to tell my mother eventually...
A noteworthy elipsis, how will she react to her daughter up and getting pregnant by some unknown man again.
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>>83912678
She can react however she wants, but if she wants to shoot off her mouth about my life choices I'm glad to do the same.
Since I'm blogposting here's some porn
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>>83911980
You often post TCOAL do you identify with Ashley how her brother is away with some other woman?
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>>83912752
>I'm glad to do the same.
what dirt do you have on your mother?
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>>83912752
So you have quite a history between you...any juicy parts you want to share?
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>>83912768
I identify with her a lot. She has rock bottom self-esteem and doesn't really want to "be with" anybody, but also can't stand the idea of being separate from her brother. She has no real friends and doesn't get along with their parents. She wants to make him happy, and gives her body to him because she feels it's the only value she has, and that having sex will keep him by her side. It's two siblings bonded through shared trauma who become sexually involved because of the scars it left them with. Hard not to relate.
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>>83912814
I've probably gone into it before and don't really want to right now. She just has no room to talk on making poor life choices.
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>>83912844
>I identify with her a lot. She has rock bottom self-esteem and doesn't really want to "be with" anybody, but also can't stand the idea of being separate from her brother. She has no real friends and doesn't get along with their parents. She wants to make him happy, and gives her body to him because she feels it's the only value she has, and that having sex will keep him by her side. It's two siblings bonded through shared trauma who become sexually involved because of the scars it left them with. Hard not to relate.
Jeez. As someone who has no real mental problems nor a sister, this seems like such a distant science fiction I wish to be part of.
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>>83912844
>Hard not to relate
A lot of women seem to relate to her.

>She just has no room to talk on making poor life choices.
kek
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>>83912879
I could do without the mental problems personally
>>83912884
I've noticed that. She's very polarizing, too. A lot of the women in the fandom seem to hate her and worship her brother.
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>>83912989
>I could do without the mental problems personally
But i think they are instrumental to the type of relationship you are in. I feel like "normal" people would get sick of incest fucking after a period of time after novelty and rush wears out. Inevitable point of diminishing returns arrives, and people just move on to normal partners, as unplausible as that sounds. I have no idea how people can just spend 2 years ravaging their moms ass and then go "eh we couldn't really do it anymore and im happy with my plain boring gf now". Insanity.
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Gentle reminder:

Brosis actually enjoys cuckposting and cuckspamming because she herself is a cuckqueen
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>>83911980
That's some delicious food.
Did brother get you anything?
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You guys are either professional shitposters or actually insane.
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>>83913304
>clicks on momcest general
>expects the posters to not have a few screw loose
Nothing wrong with a little crazy, when the whole world's gone mad.
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>>83913363
I've been into momcest for a while, just never really came to this board. This place is crazier than most of what I've seen.
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>>83913304
>>83913478

being "repulsed" by incest is the most performative thing ever. None of you would mind watching these two fuck.
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@83913491
Work harder for this you. Also make sure you actually read my posts before replying.
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>>83913499
sorry meant to reply to the first one only
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@83913499
Both of those posts are me, retard.
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>>83913531
what makes it more insane? Actually, kinda agree. Some people here are insanely cringe
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@83913539
The namefag and schizo antics.
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>>83913531
also don't call someone a retard when you dont even know how to reply. Retard.
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@83913543
You're so close to getting this you.
Post a sexy picture of a mom and son fucking and I'll give it to you.
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>>83913531
>>83913541
we use double maymay arrows around here, sir
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IDK what's going on with the spamming but I assume the jews are behind it
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>>83909970
>all the effort to make that image
Holy shit bro, I have no stake in whatever war is going on ITT, but you need to go outside
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>>83911323
Maybe they'll be in the Epstein files. You can change some blank .pdfs to .mp4s in the URL
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>>83913884
To clarify, I was joking about the incompetence of the gov, I don't mean to endorse looking for that stuff
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I forget if I posted this picture or not. I meant to if I didn't.
>>83913085
Chocolates, flowers, and a fancy tea. It's even red when you brew it. Picked up drinking caffeine free tea during the last pregnancy and just never stopped.
>>83913060
I imagine if you're living together like a couple it wears off eventually. I've heard it's hard to go back to normal relationships after dating a relative.
>>83913856
Trying to cover up that former Israeli PM Ehud Barak was in the Epstein files, clearly.
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>>83913925
brosis do you have a naturally hairy asshole? Do you shave it?
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>>83912370
correction: his younger brother overdosed not him. Getting mompussy makes it impossible to even consider suicide!!!



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