30something.I have never felt the warmth of a vagina.Why even live.
>>83916395Holy shit. You're an actual wizard.
>>83916395Vagina feels amazing lol sucks to be uIt's so warm and slimy nothing beats it
>>83916402>You're an actual wizardfeels bad man
>>83916395theres no point in bothering, women and the stupid shit they put you through is not worth a slightly better feeling wank
>>83916416OP this guy is fucking lying. Virgin pussy feels divine. And when she's only ever had your dick it's molded to exactly your needs.
>>83916395>never felt the warmth of a vaginaso does that mean in your 30 something years on this god forsaken planet you have felt the chill of the dead? yknow what at least you have the balls to say it. mogs the hell out of me desu>>83916402>You're an actual wizard.show some respect, he is a dying breed. this board is full of larping bastards and failed normiesalso is this the best we can do on this board on god damn valentines day? i get the board is mostly infiltrated by now but holy shit the lack of activity feels multiplied today. the usual suspects are all missing
I can't feel my penisEven if I have sex (which I did) I will not enjoy it, simply not feel itThis is worse, you fucking virgin; at least you can pay to someone :C
>>83916395SameNever tried to get laid because women are scary>t.35 year old virgin loser
>>83916438why would we respect him based on lack of sex specifically because this is /r9k/? this isn't wizardchan. "infiltrated" lol
>>83916483brutal stuff brother it was over for you anyways. if you have to try it was already over. if only you had a more attractive face you would have more than likely gotten a chance
>>83916494tells me all i need to know about you. this board perfected the concept of bed rotting hes the end result. wizchan is dead as fuck. why do you think the troons from crystal cafe made their way back here? time is a flat circle
>>83916483True. t. 34 khv
>>83916478>I can't feel my penisWhy on earth can't you feel your penis?
>>83916529/r9k/ is not a relationship or incel board. sorry this makes you mad. it was an experiment in using a script to artificially enforce originality as a grown up version of /b/, it failed because of super secret code of silence mutually assured destruction pact nda reasons, it became a generic hangout board primarily for greentext stories and>siloed misogynistic radicalization to complement political radicalization on /pol/whoops sorry i mean>lusting after dickgirls"bed rotting" is a tiktok/tumblr female phrase, have some shame.
>>83916395>be 13>realize that I want exactly 1 thing in life>20 years later: still never got it>it's so over
>>8391639535 khhv here. just get a fucking hobby.
>>83916573I think if I could have sweet sex with girl today, and then die tonight, I would do it.At least one good day in life and then over. Why not.
>>83916573>>83916595HAHAHAHAHA. why the fuck is the ONE thing you want in life to stick it in some random fucking whore? jesus christ. >>83916590has the right idea.
>>83916590>just get a fucking hobby4chan is my fucking hobby.
>>8391639531 and same, but I don't care. Vidya still makes me happy, I coom every day to women I could never get IRL and I have a lot of money despite not making a lot. The last part wouldn't be possible if I had a gf/wife. Volceldom has literally made me the richest man in my office.I'm at a point where masturbation looks preferable to investing a lot of time, effort and money into attracting a 5/10.
>>83916590A hobby doesn't give me a reason to live or can get me offspring
>>83916610pussy is not a reason to live, good god.
>>83916570for some reason brings up the incel connotation when it wasnt even mentioned, the actual wizchan userbase has such a different outlook than incels today. but since you brought it up, ill indulge. as people ran out of things to talk about, it turned into topics of how life was unfulfilling and the blame had to go somewhere.>omg thats such a generalization of this boardguess what. humans like talking about themselves and it just so happens this website attracted a certain type of person>"bed rotting" is a tiktok/tumblr female phrase, have some shame. term gets stolen by a zoomer platform then gets added to a dictionary so now anyone who uses it is absolutely 100 percent from said platform. watertight logic>inb4 blogposti have all day anon, its valentines day
Sex isn't all that.Over 140 men have fucked me and im still depressed. They took my baby away from me. I quit drugs. I havent had sex in 10 months.
>>83916610Talk to some fathers anon, you're not going to want to be one when you hear what they have to say. And you can just go to a sperm bank if you desperately want your genes to be in the gene pool. >reason to liveNo idea why you need such a thing. Life has many wonders and things to explore that are not a wet, yeast-prone hole.
>>83916630>nobody brought up incel we're just all itt whining about being khhv wizards on valentine's dayok.0 idea what you're trying to convey with your board statement, i was mocking your absurd insistence that you have any claim over ownership of this place. no one owns it aside from hiroshimoot and ogmoot hated people treating this as a relationshit board when it was not. if you're not a zoomer and use phrases like "bed rotting" you are far more far gone than even the worst uncposters on here. we can keep talking if you'd like. everything is poorly done shitposts on the catalog at the moment and i don't feel like bouncing between hobby boards that will be nothing but aussies at this hour.
>>83916395just go gay, fags are hypersexual and have no standards. it's gonna be million times better than dying virgin.
>>83916570>it failed because of super secret code of silence mutually assured destruction pact nda reasonsWhat the fuck are you talking about, schizo?
>>83916639>No idea why you need such a thing. Life has many wonders and things to explore that are not a wet, yeast-prone hole.I don't even know why I'm alive dude. The entire meaning to life is to have a family and children and I'm to broken to even do that. There is no wonder to life outside of that.
>>83916633>Over 140 men have fucked me
>>83916656mootykins had a bad breakup with a femanon off the board and let everyone spam BITCHES AND WHORES for like two weeks while doing it himself after a very public courting and shipping spell and kept moping around while other femanons asked him if he was ok and he keked when letting the moids destroy them and try to hunt the femanon down which they just accomplished by making it so hostile for any women all that was left were the GOD I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH crowd and then he cried realizing that they would never talk about literally fucking anything else ever again history is so much more stupid than anyone else ever realizes
>>83916650>just go gay>million times better than dying virginBefore I fuck a mans anus, I prefere to die virgin, thanks.(fucking disgusting)
>>83916661But only one is my baby daddy, Anon. And it's been 10 months.
>>83916657If you'd have a gf you'd still be the same loser, without happinessYou think about it like if it would be better than a Halo Friday night, and it makes me want to go and kill you right now
>>83916665now now, that is no way to treat a man's delicious little inner button! you never at least try exploring your own hole to see how hard you can squirt?
>>83916671>>>>>>HALO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HALO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HALOYou have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (5.45% content). <<<< haven't seen that in forever!
>>83916661Its called sex work you loser>>83916667Stop pretending to be me pls
It's really nice if she has a nice fluffy muff. I like running my fingers through her fur. Shame most women shave or trim. It's creepy and only pedos like that shit.
>>83916680>Its called sex work you loser>is a literal whore>calls me a loser
>>83916680Dont pretend to be me and imply Im a whore at the same time. He was the love of my life, and now hes gone just like my child. Not every single mother with a drug addiction is a crackwhore.
>>83916688last guy i fucked looked down at my barely there landing strip and repeatedly whined to me 'i thought you said you were hairless' the fuck nigga no? dym loli?
>>83916692>Not every single mother with a drug addiction is a crackwhore.
At that point I would just buy service from an escort. You don't even need to fuck her just finger her pussy and explore her body
>>83916711Yeah so? Sometimes you have slut phases in college or hs, find a man you love and settle down to have a kid, he dies or leaves, and it all spirals from there. I miss my baby. At least Im clean now but that means I cant even use to cope with the feelings of loneliness and emptiness anymore
>>83916395You're in the right place so! Incel central
Really, fuck someone, just do it fucking virgin, do it and you'll see, how you miss playing videogames while you have to fill her stupid empty pretentious mind with love every fucking dayYou're a loser and you will never fit in a world where you like to share nice words or be "a nice bf"Believe me, try it
>>83916713>there are people on this board who sersly think an autistiv virgin guy can just go to an escort woman and finger her...This place has really fallen.
>>83916723>Really, fuck someoneGoddammit! Can you just get the fuck out of here you fucking idiot!Jesus fucking christ...
>>83916726why not? Retards purchases sex all the time
>>83916723>stupid>empty>pretentious>have to fill her mind with love every fucking dayeverything cool?
>>8391639532 year-old kissless virgin here. You need to stop idealizing relationships. Most of them are dogshit compared to what is depicted in the escapist media we consume. Real women are much colder than you imagine. I talk to my colleagues and friends regularly about all this shit and they have to sacrifice basically all their free time and all their resources for someone who only cares about what they can provide. They don't play or watch anything anymore. They're slaves. At work they're slaves to their boss, and at home they're slaves to their wife. Sometimes when they're allowed to have sex they can't even cum because they're exhausted and they have to focus on HER pleasure because we live in a gynocentric society. Some of them get destroyed by their divorce. I know someone who committed suicide after his divorce because she took all his money. When I ask them why they do all this, they say they do it for their kids. So if you REALLY want to have kids then go for it, otherwise don't.
>>83916726That would be how prostitution typically works, yes.
>>83916743>and they have to focus on HER pleasure because we live in a gynocentric society.K E K
>>83916646>mocking your absurd insistence that you have any claim over ownership of this placeboard was a bunch of social rejects no matter how much you want to deny this, otherwise it wouldnt be such a constant topic. if you think this is a claim of ownership over this board, i dont know what to tell you, look around. i dont know why you think if moot hated something the users would suddenly comply. if you think 'op is the result of a board of social rejects' a controversial statement then i am the pope>if you're not a zoomer and use phrases likeyou mean the english language is constantly evolving and words get used differently? oh no london bridge is falling down! if words gets hijacked too bad. still doesnt mean it originated from tiktok
>>83916695>talk to obvious pedo about pedo stuff>fuck pedo>pedo turns out to be a pedo>wtf I can't believe the pedo was a pedowomen, everybody
You people know the solution.Don't pretend you don't know.
>>83916713if you don't find whores nasty you have no soul.
>>83916765bro this was an incel mlady nice guy i had a crush on from hs and we are the exact same unc age, hes just tiktokpilled and retarded and kept turning behind him to ask chat what he should do
>>83916801Just because a woman sells her pussy doesn't mean she has no heart or soul to share, anon. Wisdom comes from the strangest places, like the mouths of babes.
>>83916761well to be fair apparently they would just do the opposite of whatever he wanted at some point, but i had ollied out before that shift happened. this was actually a fairly normie board, all things considered, on the social reject site but regression to the mean and all. >oh no london bridge is falling down!this was cute. i like you.
>>83916811nah, whores deserve to go to hell. there's no redemption for them.
>>83916811>Just because a woman sells her pussy doesn't mean she has no heart or soul to share, anon.Hope she hears it, dostoevsky
>>83916836There is some story where Jesus forgived a whore, or something.
>>83916864A woman who is a whore can be a good person, in theory.It's still disgusting. This is not a matter of abstract spirituality, whore pussy is just ugly, that's it.
>>83916865being forgiven doesn't exempt you from consequences, you still have to pay for your sins
>>83916882Hm, as I know - at least in catholic theology - absolution purifies the soul, and then you go to heaven.
>>83916882Men who dont father children are more of a threat to society
>>83916821>apparently they would just do the oppositeim not sure why you 'apparently' think this board wouldnt just do the opposite of what moot wanted, is this your first day on the internet?>this was actually a fairly normie boardit doesnt matter if this was the new /b. that ship sailed when the experiment failed and anons naturally went to talk about their depression. it started with the greentext then people satirized themselves by saying haha tfw no gf and you get where this board is today. mocking wizards wont bring back your heckin normie board but calling out failed normies is still americas favorite past time. the larps will leave but the wizards will stay because we have nothing
>>83916893Women chose those men. You reap what you sow.
>>83916933No one chose you
>>83916395I want to be a khhv for life so this is gonna be me in seven years, woohoo!
>>83916416the point of sex is the feeling of closeness and companionship and lust towards another person
Not gonna lie and down play it. Pussy does feel good but once you cum you don't want anything to do with it. It's a biological trick.
>>83916921yes it's my first day on the internet. that's why i'm referencing the creation and evolution of /r9k/ and the comparison between how the site specifically treated its administrator and the moderation team during various phases of its transition and noting how the seething hostility and resentment increased as the meme hostility and sexualization ebbed and flowed until it was nothing but poison on each end directed at each other culminating in the sitewide revolts of 2014. it did not 'start' with the greentext, the animosity between people devoted to wallowing in misery and the ones trying to better themselves or just hang was there from early on and the admin himself was satirizing and baiting the board into fervors over pretending to be alpha or beta (remember when you all said that?) a year into its creation in 2009 because it was so fucking easy to send ""robots"" into a frenzy by mentioning women in any capacity and it was easy to bait dipshit ""femanons"" by pretending to be a lonely little broken robot, the precursor to the era of foid v moid ie "discord? fuck me?" soc-faggotry which should be way, way over there. contactfagging and camwhoring have always been issues but at least /soc/ got rid of the endless rateme threads without having to manually spam them to image limit to bump off the board anymore out of irritation at >>>normies.
>>83917332>anons naturally went to talk about their depression.no, it was encouraged by board natives as /r9k/ had a reputation for normie hugboxing and e-psychiatry combined with pseudo-intellectualism and whining about relationships or lack thereof, hence the need for /adv/ which nobody ever used. when the manual load balancer of emotional regulation was forcibly removed about six months prior to the board's deletion, the power vacuum of a million and one baww threads with no one to steer them with compassion and life advice collided with the edgy misogynist nihilism that was cultivated at the same time by said load balancer as a way of outdoing the regular womanhate to shut the reptitiveness of it down because it was fucking boring. "women are so evil why don't they want to fuck me" becomes suddenly far more interesting and original if you're having a power exchange thread of an anon and supposed femanon in a cat and mouse game regarding sexualized torture, murder, and sex slavery where the psychotic femanon proto-bpdemon keeps baiting the misonon to go harder, faster, deeper, stronger about raping and killing her until it freaks him out enough to shut the fuck up. this had always been "the most misogynistic board on 4chan" but it was united cross-racially more or less and it was easy enough to engineer morons into improving themselves by getting them to focus on literally anything other than some random whore's pussy and presenting as a bro telling them to fuck bitches focus on yourself (get money). because white and male are the default unless otherwise specified, which is only done via "im a girl btw" and "femanon here!" for trolling purposes. no one else bothered to think this board could improve and without the load balancer, it curdled.
>>83917335it didn't help it was intentionally vandalized right around that time as well before they realized they couldn't just unrape that which hath been penetrated anally fast, hard, and unlubed. the underlying robot script was broken completely when redacting all those posts which had compromised a significant portion of board volume and required manual implementation of ignore uid cluster bypasses to cause the robot not to throw constant errors every time it tried to check a phrase, much like the massive amount of ghost references and broken dependencies borked the server and caused site instablity when trying to panic delete those particular posts and metadata the first time.^ i would not call any of this "normie" knowledge by any means, before you start. >wizards will stay because we have nothing.less and less each day, and far less than you think.
>>83917332>>83917335really needs a tldr
>>83916633LOL superb post
