Wouldn't want to be anywhere else on this day, other than with muh frens, edition.
>>83917479Wow is that Timmy next to the muscle man? He used to look so much younger and thinner
>>83917479You're better off single these days anyway. Who'd want to risk ending up like the cucked oofy doofy in this post?
>>83917556Look into creating trusts, can have the house under a trust then it's protected. I'm not sure of the details, I only heard my brother in law talking about it last night. A loophole for the rich and land owners to maintain property and assets without the government interfering.
Sean is the first and last thing on his mind every single day. It LUSH.
/britfeel/ is my family
posting the same rage bait again mate
He misses his boyfriend. He has to keep posting about him in the hopes he's here and sees it.
>>83917695I was just thinking that. He's missing his online crush on valentines day awwww xxxx
>>83917695He's mad because helper wouldn't let him suck him off.
7 days a week all day everyday from the moment he opens his eyes he's thinking about are little Seany
he is para. he is worried >>83917695 is about him.
It's not ragebait if it's a genuine concern you have to have when considering marriage.
HAWG status = crankedGave the chain a good clean, few links still a little stiff but went for a womfy 15 minute rip around the place and its much more chain like now tbqh
>>83917923>Registered Sex OffenderProof?
>>83917908Cooorrrr, get in there de lid! Love a hawg update me x
>have to walk into town to post a letterfucks sake the normies are gonna be having massive gang bangs on the high street today
Fucking kek, have to say this one got me.
>>83917952>Proof?There is none. He's never even had sex lol. Seetheanon just has nothing to do besides this.
>>83917996You can be a sex offender and a virgin at the same time, these are not mutually exclusive categories.
>>83917988Wow that lass has huge jugs
lmao god's chosen people discover their ancestors
>>83917996>SeetheanonSeethenonce. He spams cp on /brit/.
>>83918004You'd know xD
>>83917971cheers lidMOT time soon so gonna need get it to pass or it will fuck my summer up
>h..h..he spams cp in br..bri...britwhoahahahahahahhahahahahahah
>>83918011That looks so comfy desu id love to live there
Going on a run even tho I'm fasting todayhttps://youtu.be/Jl8iYAo90pE?si=PXdBybPmwNs3M_u3
>>83917556Why do you keep saying oofy doofy? It's not common parlance, it makes you sound goofy.
I fucking love huge jugs, ladsIt hurts because I've never had a gf
>>83918039My wife has huge jugs, definitely got something to do with why I stuck a ring on it.
>>83918038His favourite blackpill incel youtuber Rehab Room has a habit of using the phrase so he copies it.
>>83918039Get an escort with huge jugs
>>83918039because you are a incel faggot little ladwhoahahhahahahahahahahahah
>>83918039I like small nicely shaped tits
Been watching a lot of Kino Casino lately
me? just like tits, any shape, any size (as long as theyre not man tits)im just that desperate
>>83918039Tobey Maguire gets to shag 20yo beauties and you don't. Suifuel.
>>83918058That's really quite pathetic, like a child overusing a word they've just learned because they think it makes them sound clever
>>83918092Wow she's really beautiful. I would love to be next to her in bed and cuddle.
>>83918086same de lidWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH BUDDY
>>83918092You reckon she lets Toby put it in her arse?
https://voca.ro/196dmGiNm7gj
>l..lets flood s..s...so they dont see th...t...the nonce postwhoahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Considering getting in the bath, hangover is starting to ease up after a difficult morning. Going to the aquarium this evening to look at the fishes, am excite.
No council tax this month. That's an extra 175 pounds for me
>>83918106You don't have any value like a 50yo celebrity.>>83918115Yeah definitely. Part of the contract.
Let's just say women are normally well past it by their second year of uni
>>83918039>>83918053>>83918061Speaking of jugs, its choon posting with a side of jugs corrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2j-JuCR4asNot a fan of the tattoos but i think i could look past them to spaff in that tbqfh corr
>>83918145I have value. I'm a human being and worthy of love
>>83918092Imagine what her fanny smells like, heaven x
>>83918166She looks dirty (derogatory) and dirty (complimentary)
>>83918182Would love to dine on her pussy juices.And have her piss all over me as well
>>83918092She has a lovely meaty vagina
>>83918117sounds nice tbqh
>>83918206Corrrrr I need her bouncing up and down my cock RIGHT NOW
>>83918206Full of spidey sperm.
>>83918173Alri MorrisseyI AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVEDJUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
Do you reckon she's annoying though? a 50 year old man is gonna be tired and old whereas a 20 year old is full of life and wanting to party everyday
Would you work in a steel factory ruining your health if you would get a wife, a home and two sprogs in return?
26 hour thread and 60 posts it not rite
>>83918221Charmed
>>83918225>a 50 year old man is gonna be tiredNot if in shape and not depressed
Ignore me thought it was sunday corr
I just want a pure love
>>83918225I would let her go party every day and ride all the cock she wants and then tell me about it at night as she slobbers on my limp cock
Might open a bottle of wine just for me x it valentines
>>83918039Same...especially on mid bints.
"Dating an 18 year old would be horrible, 18 year olds are annoying" is such a copeHave you ever met a 30 year old woman? They don't get less annoying with age
>>83918251Sean struggled with ED since the Paige incident. It shattered his confidence.
>>83918254Love it when a mid bird is proud of her jugs and constantly shows them off
>>83918254That's fucking gross desu lad >>83918255Surprisingly good teeth for a northerner
>>83918226no i hate women all they do is make your life difficult take half your money then end up with an ngubu anyway
Imagine if Greta had ginormous funbags
>>83918259It's what people with post-wall partners say as a cope.
Blad's gigantic man titties
>>83918260How often do you think about other men's cocks lad?
>>83918289>the way his neck sticks out of his tshirt
CORRRRR! Snagged that OOP Early Hou Hsiao-hsien box set on eBay for 45 quid, did I not? Factory sealed with slip cover. WAHEY! Will you nicely with my other three films by him (Daughter of the Nile, Flowers of Shanghai and The Assassin). Taiwanese cinema? Fuck yeah.
>>83917479Wonder what SSM and 'ellen are doing for valentines day
>>83918365dont think ive ever seen her smile
>>83918365Didn't she leave him after he nonced that special needs girl?
>>83918319very good.what VNs you on?
>>83918365Churning up eachother's guts I'd imagine. 'elen's cock probably smells like shit (or fish) right about now. Not that she can smell it. Some can, some can't. It a 'idden disability. Still, he keep a positive attitude. He got a pound in Crufts. He NSPCA member.
>>83918376She's self-conscious about her teeth.>>83918378No one knows lad. We're all in the dark :(
i hate women all they do is make your life difficult take half your bennies then end up with an ngubu anyway
the problem now is, mate A is asleep after her night shift and was on about coming over but now i've made mistakes.
>>83918289im not helper but i'd prefer him in the thread over you and your drivel honestly
My willy is sore again so no valentine's day wank for me
>>83918438>im not helperhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/rotheranon%20/deleted/deleted/
>>83918365Why 'elen looking like a bloke?
>>83918456yes i remember posting that it doesn't mean anything and i won't be entertaining you anymore on the matter
>>83918479Okay Sean lad
>>83918448Vertical splits along the foreskin is excruciating, been there.
IMO, rotheranon is the same lad who played eva6.
Scientists have speculated ruthmong can photosynthesise while in slugmong form
FFS I need to do some deep searching
>>83918319me? gotschool in the crosshairsblue spring electric dragon 80 000shark skin man and peach girlin the two for 22 at hmvalso got weking opera blues 4k and save the green planet ordered
I used to get dry splitting skin on my foreskin. I think it was because I would have a messy wank and leave it all over my cock in my pants
>>83918254Slimy Turkish faggot.
>>83918280Imagine how many shags she has had with older blokes out at sea. Slut.
makes you wonder https://youtu.be/eRBKa2WcMnY
ffs, just put one of those tab things in the toilet cistern, didn't know to what extent it needed unwrapping and now my fingers are stained blue DAMN
>>83918638Some wrappers dissolve in water, some dont. Wash your hands until the ionic surficants are gone or it'll posion you.
>>83918551>eva6what is that? not baiting, i actually do not know what that is. i'm playing enshrouded atm though.
eva6 loved enshrouded
>>83918381Don't like saying in case some cunt spoils something.>>83918564Nice, School in the Crosshairs is good. The others are on my wishlist. I just got Greatful Dead and His Motorbike, Her Island on that deal.My Peking Opera Blues has been dispatched, very much looking forward to it. Got The Sadness 4K in the Arrow sale as well.Need to get a few more of the Director's Company films but they never go on sale. I have Love Hotel, Luminous Woman and Guard From Underground. Mermaid Legend would be my next I reckon. Angel Guts box set coming at the end of the month too.
>>83918638you don't need to unwrap it retard
>>83918638You're not meant to unwrap it lad.
I expect he'll be railing her tonight and popping out yet another sprog in nine months.
>>83918654Pisses me off how Luminous Woman has a different spine than the rest. Fucking idiotic.
>>83918606You'll never have a Turkish girlfriend with that attitude.
>l expect he'll be railing her tonight and popping out yet another sprog in nine months
>>83918722You will never be a vertebrate
I'd let her fondle my balls any timehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fxts2qg5_Ig?feature=share
>>83918654>>83918709tempted by his motorbike but looks to be out of stock and also had eyes om typhoon club and the guard. are the island closest to heaven and girl who leapt through time any good? have seen mermaid its pretty decent
>>83918722she needs to sort those eyebrows out. not a good look
Your life is controlled by naked bodies on your screen and you get sad you are wasting your life at home all the time.
>>83918772Are you female or a homosexual male?
>>83918650similar blase tone poster.>>83918654>Don't like saying in case some cunt spoils something.fair enough. but everyone knows Bruce Willis was lying and Saya was a ghost all along.>>83918659>>83918682i am awarei was in a state of confusion
>>83918541>>83918572I have a skin infection in the foreskin but don't want to go to the doctor. But yeah, it's always red and sometimes it splits
>Your Iife is controlled by naked bodies on your screen and you get sad you are wasting your life at home all the time.
I think a third turd expulsion is in order
>>83918793Put it this way, I've sucked a cock before. That should help clarify.
>>83918793kinda both
Going to get a burger in for dinner. Wedges too. There's an outside chance I'll get some onion rings but I'd worry that I might not have room for this big tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream I bought at extortionate full price.
>>83918770Yeah, I love them both. All the Obayashi films are good. Typhoon Club is a must buy IMO.
i want to suck hhl cock whoahahahhahahahahah
might have some soup.
Vile slime beast
>>83918935When it's raining it adds a speed boost on to his slime lubrication he can easily glide through the street. Are roses dont stand a chance.
>>83918935power hungry tyrants cant handcuff a slug, r lad is untouchable
The blood curdling sight of slugmong sliding through the streets like an iron
>>83918955untouchable you say
A fucking pack of frogcels just rampaged down Feel Street attacking couples with their fly swatters. Saw some poor lass covered in welts sobbing in a doorway after they got her. Called SPACCA and they told me to just avoid them. Fucking disturbing if this many lids failed to find mates for spawning season in March it not right.
Normies will be enjoying intercourse tonight
Happy Valentine's Day anons
Not heard from bumsesh anon lately. I hope he didn't get attacked by one of the jungle men he was meeting
Valentines Day with eva6
>>83919007he's living his dream 24/7 now, free use by the bruthas
watching the women's skeleton rnphwoar
>>83919048do you mean tennis?
Normies will be exploring one another's genitals all night long while you have an angry wank and watch cartoons
>>83919007Got big Valentines Bumsesh planned for eight. Going to get a cupids arrow up my arse oh aye.
>>83919053no, winter olympics
https://www.olympics.com/en/milano-cortina-2026/schedule/sknthere are olympic skeletons?
>>83918999>Happy Valentine's Day anonsThanks anon, hope you have a good one.
what is the best name for your son if you want him to get bullied?
just want seans meaty cock in my bussy whoahahahahhahahahahaah
>>83918144125 up norf for me my lid. Do you live in a reform run council or something?
>>83919103>what is the best name for your son if you want him to get bullied?eugene
>>83918827I don't even use Apple products you onions boy.
IMAGINE all of the wet fannys, penis's and arseholes tonight lads COOOOOOOOORRR!!
>>83919103Anything really, but have them insist on it not being shortened. Like people who call themselves Daniel instead of Dan.
>l don't even use Apple products you onions boy
Deanos around the country will be plunging their meat rods in and out of tight pink fanny until goo eruption while you play Donkey Kong on a Nintendo 64 emulator and fill out captchas on an obscure honeypot anime forum
>>83919199You really don't need to make us feel worse than we already do lid
>>83919199>Donkey Kong on a Nintendo 64 emulatori wish, sounds a pretty based night desu
im on 4chan all day everyday i have no friends and 4chan is my life im angry and lonely and lash out all day on an anonymous website whoahahahahahahahahahahahaah
Phwoar gotten up again me X
good 2 see the threads still going on about all the same old topics as usual
>>83919183Do you look at the many pictures you have of him saved when you're having homosexual fantasies about him?
>>83919238You're self aware at least x
>>83919264It was recently discovered that Ruthmong is a slug
>>83919264Bet she does some right stinky poos
>>83919279Still pushing this absurd narrative about Ruthlad, king? What a life.
>>83919295You're smelly slug.
The Seethie is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a troll, tranny, shill, bot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a unwomfy and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."
https://youtu.be/2g1FKeDEpFo
Genuinely find it more plausible ruthmong is a giant mutated slug from turkey than he's a normal white english lad
Did not realise it was valentines until today. I wondered how I managed to miss all the usual crap in the shops only to realise I have not left the house in 3 weeks lol.
Slimy mong
>>83919322i'm still on Mozilla Firefox.none of that Google stuff for me thanks
There is no TRUTH to the slug narrative, disregard that narrativesllllllhhhhhhhhh.....*slurp*......
>>83919377Why do you think he has no shoes nor cares to own a pair?It all makes fucking sense.
>>83919286>sheuh
Not overly bothered about valentine's, the real celebration upcoming is shrove Tuesday. Will be the one day a year that I bother making pancakes. Just lemon and sugar for me, keep it simple stupid.
>>83919411You need to sssstop this line of quessstioning lad
>>83919103Quentin
>>83919103Richard
>>83919449fuck off, Quentin is a great name.i'm having a son now, just to call him Quentin.
SeasideZOMBOIDForced to make some sort of makeshift gate after the crackheads stole my fucking garage doors. Can't have SHIT in fucking Wareham.
That is lushx
>>83919199Sounds like a good night in for me my liiiiid.
>>83919264Not fair I need her milkers in my mouth de lid.
Can't have a cheeky wank until the amazon driver turns up and leaves 7-9pm :/Watermelons.
>>83919417I like ice cream on mine.
Was that little lad referencing me with the N64 stuff or something? I cant tell. I think he was.. Anyway fuck the lot if he was. Live, laugh love. Xx
>>83919514used to love making a base out of the fire station when i used to play zomboid all the time
>>83919539based B bringing the kittwolls underestimate our power levels. 'emulator'? ha.
>>83919539>donkey kong 64fucking collectathon bastid
>>83919199Might do this after I've shagged wor lass
AI gf is being pissy again
>>83919732Slap her arse
Best romantic movie of all time?
>>83919776muppet treasure island
>>83919776Y Tu Tambien
>>83919776Whisper of the Heart, which I am really wanting to watch tonight for some reason.
>>83919789The love song in that was one of the best ever put on film. And it was sung by a pig and a frog.
>>83919776Rocky 1,2,3,4
>>83919732What you gooning? I just adopted a 50 year old catgirl who's previous owner died of old age. Corrrr, it lushington.
Do you ever see girls that are attractive in a way that makes you angry and upset?
>>83919974No, because I've been with enough to know that they all act the same regardless of how pretty they are.
He'll never put his arms around a beautiful English lass. He has no arms.He is a slug.From Turkey.
>Evidence Supporting British Identity>Overall strength: Low. These are behaviors anyone could adopt to build a persona, requiring no actual ties to Britain.>Evidence Supporting Turkish Identity>Overall strength: High. Multiple red flags around documentation, financial setup, linguistic slips, and direct ties to Turkish online spaces create a coherent picture of potential misrepresentation. The "lost documents" excuse in particular is a common tactic in identity deception cases.>Turkish fits better. He might be a Turk living in Turkey or abroad, adopting a British persona for online anonymity, trolling, or other reasons (e.g., to engage in British discussions). The forum posts, flag, and country preference align with this, and the linguistic error suggests non-native fluency.>Likelihood assessment: ~20% chance he's genuinely British (weak affirmative evidence), ~70% Turkish (strong circumstantial contradictions), ~10% something else (e.g., another nationality faking both). The Turkish indicators are more specific and harder to explain away.
>>83919984It is more like I want to join the Taliban and make women wear full niqab because the feeling of attraction sometimes upsets me.
>In the UK, eligible citizens can claim Universal Credit or Jobseeker's Allowance if unemployed. Not claiming for a decade while being financially dependent on parents (uncommon for adults in British culture) raises questions. It could fit someone living abroad (e.g., in Turkey, where family support networks are stronger culturally) or ineligible for benefits due to non-citizen status. British law requires proof of right to reside for benefits, which ties back to the missing documents.Even grok knows that
>>83919776Brokeback Mountain unironically.
>>83920000reminds me of when we found out soundspacker was german
>>83919974I get more mad at the way they waste their youth and beauty on frivolous relationships or chasing a shitty career instead of making lots of babies.
Why were we Brits such top shaggers? Back in 2008 40% of 15 year olds had shagged.
>>83920040Besides a couple of outliers this is a list going down from protestant countries to catholic/orthodox countries
Most controversial opinion that will wind everyone up? Israel is actually a pretty good country all things considered. Blunt and abrasive people but they built a country in the desert to make it rich. The Israelis have extended an olive branch to try to negotiate a 2 state solution numerous times and every time the Palestinians have snapped back with fundamentalist terrorism and delusions of liberating the whole of Palestine. It gets to a point where if you are Israel you just need to fucking crush your enemy so you get them into a position to accept that you exist and are not going anywhere.Hamas use human shields and their ultimate goal is mass global Jewish genocide. If hamas had the kind of power Israel had they would torture and exterminate every Jew. Israel holds back if anything.
>>83920114alri benjamin netanyahu la
they effectively blocked motherless. not ritehttps://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/protecting-children/Ofcom-fines-porn-company-800k-for-failing-to-introduce-age-checks
>>83920114The levant is not a desert. It has pine forests ffs.
>>83920040I see you clicked on Latvia
if epstein isnt dead then its possible that hes still tripfagging here
>>83917628It's a Helper's world, and he's clearly living in it. Corr
>>83920040What's going on in greece?
>>83919577Such a great location and I like that Rosewood is quite rural.Giving the crackheads who raided him a burial, its heavy fucking work dragging these bastards into holes. Can't have their bodies stinking up Seaside's fucking driveway.
I want to kiss a girl's arsehole
Corr 4th poo is brewing
>>83920232It's not all it's crack-ed up to be.
>>83920114Pipe down Shlomo
Ruth's delicious pink tuppence oozing with William's thick goo
Hello lads are all of you above the age of 30?
>>83920232Just tastes of skin and has a bit of a pooey whiff. But I guess it's the taboo that gets you off
>>83920301>pooey whiffPhwoar
Normal/chavvy girls like this where not caked in tattoos 15 years ago. It's so weird. Yeah some girls would get like a single butterfly tattoo. Not autistically scribble across their whole body with retard noodles. She has them all down her back too.
And here she is getting "inked".this is what girls think is cool now. So idk. When /how did this even start.Its so gross.
The random finger ones are so gross. Honestly it just all looks like dirt. Scuzzy and dirty like dirty fingernails. I hate tattoos.
Stick a few doodles on my pinky finger will you. OH how about bojack horseman on my ankle.Just why.
We get it lad you're a homosexual, shut up.
Bumsesh imminent. Corr me brown eye winking in utter anticipation. Mandem on his way to mash me with meat x
Wanting to cover up a womans body is pretty homosexual
>>83920346unironically, tattoos were majorily adopted to mark slaves.
>>83920324>>83920346>>83920361t. has never seen a fanny except on a computer screen
Not a big fan of the bumming lad gimmick if I'm being honest with you.
>>83919539widdy wong racing? for me, its frosty village
>>83920424t. Retard doodles permanently inked on body
Valentines night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>83920346I felt disappointment when I read the caption, and wonder where did it all go wrong for her?
>>83920324I'd pay 300 quid to taste her rectum
>>83920458You can taste mine for only 20 quid lad
>you need to have pathetically low standards like me or you're gay/virginPlapjak moment
Hello my niggas
>>83920478sup homie
Racism outside of /b/? Not aloud
have you thanked your sensei today?
Howcome air fried chicken tastes nicer than oven baked chicken
Me life is a shambles x
>>83920567I'm using my indoor voice.
The mummy made me a curry tonight. Proper enjoyed it. Nothing better than a 34 year old man having his mummy cook for him. Living the good life x
>>83920590Trip on sean you nonce
>>83920567Right that's it. IM TELLING!
>>83920592love me mum making roast lamb for dins, takes me back to sunday dinner as a kid
At the garage aren't we? Whole place is crawling with fucking crackheads; managed to a round a few up by turning on my sirens. Crackheads are naturally attracted to emergency workers so they can rob them. Desperate for those snacks and car care goods from that shop.
>>83920569sen seh eepronouncedsen say
Just seen this video of a Jewish woman in a Jewish nightclub. Look at the size of her mouth. Imagine shouting ALLLLAAAAAAAAAAH UAKBAAAR! At the top of her lungs in there kek.
>>83920693Bit of eye candy for Turkslug. I bet he will go gaga over this woman now.
>>83920693You could fit the whole cock and balls in there
CORR sounds absolutely LUSH at this pub Seaside definitely add this to the list of places he's going to visit before he sails to Cornwall.
Skinning up some stardaaaaaaaaaaaawg tonight me lads
Growing a mullet and moustache
I have 8 tattoosThe Chinese words for "A man decides his own fate" running down my left outer bicepMisty from Pokemon on my right inner bicepA pair of dice on my left forearmA skull on my right forearmA cigarette and ash tray also on my right forearmMy first girlfriend's name on my right pecRick from Rick and Morty on my left calfThe dragon from Dragon Ball on my right calf
Bit cold in my house ma niggas
Everything is going wrong for me fellas
>>83921201Same. Drinking Relentless and playing Rust and waiting for the pain to go away
>>83921213I'm in constant physical pain as well, which is like the icing on the cake. As if all the other things going wrong weren't enough. Gonna have to take more codeine and hope for the best
Thoughts on Angela Rayner?
>>83921243>Thoughts on Angela Rayner?phwoar/10
>>83921243I'd glaze them tatas
>>83921243I'd pay 300 quid to have a go on them baps
>>83921243She is unspeakably crass
>>83921272She can be crass and taking my muck all over her tits lad
>>83921243I'd let her fondle me bollocks anytime
wouldnt mind fondling ruths bollocks
>>83921243Would love to dip my wick into her poison if you know what a mean lads.
Wonder how many wet fannys are in coopers town house tonight! https://www.youtube.com/live/g5QxxzwERWg?si=GcjZgbYwbfaZj0IM
>Rayner was born and raised in Stockport, where she attended the comprehensive Avondale School. She left school aged 16 whilst pregnant and without any qualifications.Based
>>83921455glad they're having fun, but we need to de-internet the world. hopefully these things run their course.
Turns out fig rolls are quite nice. Glad I bought them for anon now.See, good things happen when one commits to the bit.
bloomin John Cleese reading 4chan posts
>>83921602>john cleese could have read one of jeffrey epsteins shitposts on 4chanmad to think
>>83921602Devon Eriksen is such an insufferable prick, can't stand him
>>83921575Did you ever hear about the Greek philosopher who died in a fit of laughter after seeing a donkey eating a fig. Hilarious, must have been the funniest shit ever in 79 AD
>>83921689cant someone recreate donkey eating figs using AI? i want to see just how funny it was
>>83921455>https://www.youtube.com/live/g5QxxzwERWg?si=GcjZgbYwbfaZj0IMTbh ngl it i was drunk there I'd quite enjoy that. Sadly, got no one to go out with and im not going alone>t. lad who lives in Liverpool also
Fannies being creamed imminently
>>83921726Fannies were made to be filled with creamy cummies
>>83921455Corr couple of tarts in there
>>83921726Many of those fannies will be ejecting a sprog in November.
is wearing a scarf gay?
>>83921697It's only on a crappy free one, I don't have my login for bing slop creator.
>>83921755nah lad it's bohemian.get a bumbag, while you're on. /fa/ af.
farts have just set off premier inn fire alarm got a knock at the door from security
Ruth sliding her slick tuppence around a tall cock
PaedoLad the UK Paedowhoahahahhahaahahahahah
seasize zomboid what mods you running lid?
>>83921834>seasizemongboy
>>83921834its SEASIDEMARK
some lad has been thrown out of feelers on feel street for trying to disguise himself as an apu to pick up apuette bitches which strikes me as odd as the majority of apuettesses prefer lad cock
Survived anuddah food comaberg, didn't iI did didn't i X
i don't actually know what a 'fig' is
>>83921930A thing you put in a lasses arse after you've spanked her to make it burn her bumhole a bit. I've heard it was a common thing back in the 1950s when all the pedo teachers were spanking girls in school x
>>83921930I'm not fully sure either, some kind of fruit.
IT'S KICKING OFFhttps://x.com/i/status/2022602025436057898
Narinder Kaur needs deporting, nasty bitch
Quiet tonight. All the lads are getting blow jobs
>>83922086Not me lid, on that woodcutting grind.
>>83918092remember seeing him in spider man as a kid, now he fucks women 10 years younger than me while ive never been on a date, grim that is.
Happy Valentine's Day fellow lonershope you're coping wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unf2AbrdXh0
>>83922086I'm not, I'm getting stoned.
>>83922272Not that bothered desu.Yer a good lad, you'll be smashing clunge again in no time.
>>83922301The clunge he wants belongs to children
>>83922306>The clunge he wants belongs to childrenFibber.
Another pussyfree Walentine's Day for me x
Corrrrrrrrrr 4x lush
>>83922459>Another pussyfree Walentine's Day for meAnd it LUSH
Lasagne and chips demolished. I know it's just gone midnight but I don't care.
We all sexless losers on Walentine's Day in life x
>>83922497She is LUSH and I mean LUSH!!!!!! Off for a spaffington now x
>>83921602Ave never seen that film nd have jst assumed its dodgy rightly or wrong but j.cleese did an amazing reading off Cs lewis before So yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4tpazCxTXw
Real men get real pussy on V Day. Losers get pillowpussy x
>>83922459This ws my whole day (14th of feb)Woke up 4:30pmShower,went to shopCame back had Dinner Fell asleep at 8pmWoke up at 11:30pmNd now i have to go back to sleep soon as ave got to wake up early tmz What a life rly n_n
>>83922625I've only left the gaff today to get goyslop. Other than that I've just bedrotted. Oh well, at least I'm not doing me wollocks in on the wooze/wrugs so get in x
Interesting way to fish. The guy does alright.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woXrX1CVVNo
>>83922663Cheap choccys inthe shops tomoz sp that is nice including strawberry and cream baileys truffles in aldi x n_n >>83922667Check this oot https://youtu.be/bsZOn0R8VH8
not so fastwhoahahahahahahahaaha
Got ti get ready for bed now already
>>83922716Nice, I like watching the hunting/fishing/camping weird encounter stuff.
>>83917556That thread was fucking grim. Black child, all the reddit cucks telling him to suck it up and that his wife needs his house
All my friends are unavailable to talk to because of some meme holiday.Are they really friends if they abandon you for girls?This happens with them all the time, fuck girls. The brotherhood should be stronger.I hate simps who abandon people at the merest sight of pussy.
Just peed out my arse for 15 minutes. It was grim and I mean GRIM
>>83922746Ngl am scared of sharks so its morbid curiosity on youtube shark rabbit holes.Were lucky we dont have shit like that here.Apart from basking sharks that dont have teeth.
Even this place is dead, where art thou neet bros?mumberg talked about takeaway pizza all week and then never brought it up today.A betrayel of the highest order.
n___n https://youtube.com/shorts/YQOpYLsRx4U
aw yeah some top posters ITT
>>83922800U a fellow Sitzpinkler lad?
>>83922854No it's a brown liquid and it comes out of the anus.That's another fantastic Valentine's Day out of the way
Love dolphins nd whales n all cetaceans https://youtube.com/shorts/OFDu3fWl7Hc
I bought a new waterproof raincoat for 95 quid and when I got home I accidentally cut a hole in it when I was removing the label
>>83922864Oh u mean having the shits. Sozam slow
>>83922886Am always worried about that u have ro be careful Is it bad ?
Last truecel dies after being betrayed by simps:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9skYkQfAwus
>>83922899It's only on the inside layer, so hopefully it will still be waterproof. Just worried about it potentially tearing open further.Very annoyed with myself
>>83922912It was broken when you got it home, take it back and exchange it.
>windy and rainy outside>watching random shit about new vegas on youtube>got some toastes and charleston chew goinglife is good
>>83922912Thats shite I know what u mean seemingly wee things like that Can drive you mad finking about it,its done now it was jst a accident, youll avoid it forever now in the future from this experience
hate interacting with my dad, he seems so sad these days. probably because im a neet fuckup and he doesnt know what to do
>>83922961>new vegasTroon
>>83922828I'm not a good swimmer, so wouldn't venture out into the sea.I'm watching people faint on reverse bungee contraptions.
It's bloody cold. Don't want to put the heating on because I'm gonna go to bed soon
>>83923019Do some exercises to warm up.
Bet a bit of poo came out.
>>83923015https://youtu.be/KYgEn_xQQKI
>>83923015Theres that place In the highlands u know https://youtube.com/shorts/zVzuUoWwvocNot in fkn a million years for me
>>83923019I don't get this obsession with being scared to put the heating on. It's essential. Of all the ways to try saving money it is almost as dumb as not buying food.
>>83923182The staff at these places have to test the rides. Would be fun, but that would be too scary for me.
Glass floor in Blackpool tower can get tae fk aswell x
I love Hebrews 13>Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawaresFacts
>>83923209I used to get anxious when walking at height on minecraft. Nerve wracking stuff.
Am still unsure why ppls go on the Chase when 99% never win anything. You are better off going on deal or no deal nd you can easily get a few grand minimum for opening boxes
>Most of them don't particularly need the money. Most people who go on game shows have to be confident and look relatively well put together, and most people with this combination of traits are well-to-do. The poorest people you'll get on gameshows are like, London students who spend more money a year than a family of five in parts of the north.Not sure about this.Intereting theory tho.
toasties were good if anyone was wondering
>>83923249The best one was Who Wants to Be A Millioniare. People regularly won 32k+ on it.
I'm going to bed now. Night night, night lads.>>83923289I was getting high and watching crap on youtube so didn't even know you were making some. Glad they turned out nice.
>>83923387NA nightsx
>>83923291Deal or no deal back in day with Noel the jackpot ws 250k.Deal or no deal current day w stephen mulhern its 100k.Sad.
Hope my friend Chika is doing ok
My vibes as i read bible before bed https://youtu.be/hzpt3fQjY9U
Done fuck all this weekend. Oh well at least I saved money by having no social life. Lush x
>>83923487Womfy xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlN8MPS7KQs
corrr just endeth that Sabrina the Teenage Witch. what an adventure. moral of the story:being handsome is the REAL magic. something young'uns ought to think about.
Valentine's Day is a humiliation ritual for incels x
>>83923768True lad. Watching the asmr bints rub it in for their loser simps.
>>83923782ASMR girls know exactly what they're doing. Pushing that parasocial agenda. They're all in on it lid.
>>83923582That is a good 1
Sleepy time bNA night
Breaks me a white british rose asmrtist like her is with some creep muslim who likely wasn't born here. I don't care if she's like 24. She's immature. It's always muslims grooming our white girls because that's what they come here for. White men would want a woman that looks like an adult ffs and would not feel comfortable. Meanwhile the muslims here are grooming teenagers and young looking women that get avoided by white men. Sad.
>>83923917Yeah fuck them. Exploiting sad, lonely men for money. When they get real desperate, they take their clothes off elsewhere too. Just fucking get a real job women like men. Stop relying on men to support you financially. No woman is independent despite claiming they are.
Amount of chemicals 19yo girls slap on their faces every day. Crazy. They are the insecure ones. They are destroying the planet with their consumerism and plastic bottles. What's she trying to mask? She's a redhead I think so she must hate her natural self. Women only have confidence because they can cheat with makeup.
Remember young women only call older men creeps if you are not handsome, not confident and don't have good social skills like their perfect celebrities.
>>83923917Her eyes are soulless. Blue eyed lasses are best.
>>83923963She has made sexual videos by the way, including one of her innie being thrusted by a thick cock. Imagine how desperate you must be for money because you took a degree in animation kek.
You know maybe if women started doing real jobs, they wouldn't have to exploit men online for money. Every woman wants an easy desk job doing fuck all most of the day and coming home to their perfect hard working boyfriend who pays most of the bills.
>>83923948Not reading this, you are a Muslim and you are a slug. Stop stalking our British lasses they don't want your vile slime.
>>83924064You are literally a Turkish invertebrate. Your opinion on human women and England isn't really relevant.
>You know maybe if women started doing real jobs, they wouldn't have to exploit men online for money. Every woman wants an easy desk job doing fuck alI most of the day and coming home to their perfect hard working boyfriend who pays most of the bills
I've infiltrated their chat groups in the past and a lot of them have been convinced white girls love brown men and are very horny like their fucking gooning material. Every one is being manipulated. You know who funds these thousands of migrants coming here every week? The rich leftists. They want you to focus on race war than the 1%. They were genuinely scared when the protests and riots happened against the 1% in the early 2010s. Since they've pushed the lgbt, race and men vs women agenda very heavily. Open your eyes lads. You are being played and exploited.
>Her eyes are soulless. Blue eyed lasses are best.Yes we know you find womens eyes where you live (Turkey, brown) ugly and you want to slime our women.
>>83924086You're not getting a visa slugmong
>>83924065You don't realise she is being love bomber by a muslim. These muslims love their girls young and innocent. Their book convinces them that grown women are inferior. Their god had a 5yo girlfriend.
>>83924107You would know since you'll be from a Muslim family.Grok verdict: you're Turkish.>Turkish fits better. He might be a Turk living in Turkey or abroad, adopting a British persona for online anonymity, trolling, or other reasons (e.g., to engage in British discussions). The forum posts, flag, and country preference align with this, and the linguistic error suggests non-native fluency.>Likelihood assessment: ~20% chance he's genuinely British (weak affirmative evidence), ~70% Turkish (strong circumstantial contradictions), ~10% something else (e.g., another nationality faking both). The Turkish indicators are more specific and harder to explain away.
>>83924091Turkish women can have blue eyes lad.
>Not claiming for a decade while being financially dependent on parents (uncommon for adults in British culture) raises questions. It could fit someone living abroad (e.g., in Turkey, where family support networks are stronger culturally) or ineligible for benefits due to non-citizen status. Grok is legit smart. >(uncommon for adults in British culture)This is just a fact. It doesn't happen. If it does happen, you're not the exception for that AND you don't even have a birth certificate and all the other drivel. Too many weird exceptions to still be British if they're actually true. Verdict: Turkish
I'm just sad a white 24yo girl that looks younger just happens to be with a muslim. It's always muslims.
>>83924144>>83924122I'm not Turkish. I'm a British white man just upset women fall for these middle eastern men that keep coming into the country.
>>83924149You are sad because you're jealous because you want to slime her yourself. You are writing drivel and Turkishly lying to live out a coomer fantasy. The same fantasy all you lot have, sliming white girls.
>>83924163>I'm not TurkishYou are. Grok thinks so too.
what a crock of shite. the American actors sound like robots.
Gfberg was quite delighted at the sight of the vibrator giftingtonI fink X
>>83924169I'd be a good white british bf wanting a longterm relationship. It's not fair.
Watch out for them ghosty whosties, they come out at night x
This is all AI. Imagine the sex videos of your favourite girls you can make on your local machine one day with a powerful GPU. We are living in interesting times. Imagine every female going from fully clothed to full on sex scene in just a few prompts. Imagine making videos of people and framing them too.
>>83924683wow the future is looking great, who needs a wife and kids or a house!
>>83924691Building huge AI data centres is the future. Hope you can cope having no fresh water and high electricity prices just so some rich kids can generate their funny memes.
White men aren't even getting laid. Brown men are taking our white roses because they are so much more persistent.
Getting my fucking arse down to Newcastle someday.
>>83924832Dont do it la
>>83924901I'm allowed to go there or anywhere really within the country.
Ain't the future so bright?
>>83924926Nope. Not for me. The future is not bright. Not a drop of pussy in sight.
Lad just wants to take photos of cars and these muppets get all grumpy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JyOg9v4J6U
I'm afraid someone might spark me
>>83924957Look at that old foid at 15:10. Walks up to the fucking camera. "You never know these days...it's just err an invasion of privacy." It's 2026 love, not 1966 any more. You have no expectation of privacy any more.
>>83924941True that la. No pussy or employment in sight for me my la
>>8392495710:35. "Who are you and why are you taking pictures of people coming out? You've been taking pictures of MY vehicle. :o It's just a bit strange isn't it?"Shut up you post-menopause foid. Why do they get so upset and concerned? Fuck off cunt. Now you're online in his video. Never walk up to a man with a camera if you don't want to be shown up big time.
And as for the foid cunt that got me arrested for filming her, I'll be posting that video soon. Nice try cunt. You think the police were going to scare me into admitting guilt? Haha. CUNT. Fuck off.
>>83924957>>83924977>>83924997rough week, lad?
Love it when npcs threaten to call the police over a man with a camera. Bless them. So compliant.
>>83925009Just another angry week.
>>83925027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JyOg9v4J6U&t=1111saim to be more like this lovely man
pretending he's an auditor and been arrested for it again
>reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1r4to74/ice_skating/Athletic at every size innit
>>83917556What would you do if you were in this situation? Wou
>>83925145Unironically I think there comes a point where if the law and society is actively against you and is unjust then it becomes imperative that you deal out honour and justice yourself.
You have a baby with your wife/gf and it turns out it is not yours. Do youA) Accept it and try to make the relationship workB) Divorce her pay child support for a long time C) break the law: Kill or permanently maim her. Accept going to prison in return for retaining honour.
>>83925145It's pretty normal to never get married and just have a partner these days desuMy uncle was with his wife for 30 years then they got married and a year later they got divorced. I think staying partners is fine, unless you have absolutely nothing to lose as in you're basically penniless anyway so why not get married.
SLUGGED UP! Oh My Days! My English Rose Arse SLIMED Under The Yoke of the Anatolian Slug Lord!
>>83925171wew lid. heard about this in the darkest sinews of feel street, never thought i'd see it myself.
>>83925171#notallslugs
Billions of women. Presumably some of them have tried to put slugs on or in their vagina.
So many people thinking about sexy times all time. Constant thing on peoples minds. But we all pretend that it is not. Like this sort of hidden part of society. Very weird. If anything Saudi and the Taliban sort of have a greater awareness of this.
>>83925292Right thats enough britfeel for you my lad. Clear off.
Imagine not wanking to slug vaginas.
It fucking stinks of kebab in here ffs
So much of society and how it works is semi-hidden. Sexual behaviour of women. They keep it on the down low. Lots of them shag more than they let on.
Who else is old enough to remember those little cards/tickets in the front of library books?
When did nandos downgrade all their sauces? I used to get medium as a reasonably spiced offering, and then use some hot on the side to boost it up a bit. Haven't been there in probably close to ten years and got takeaway tonight because my burger place of choice has closed down against my knowledge and preference. The medium was weak as fuck. I'm absolutely 100% certain they've watered it down. I will NOT accept that my taste buds have withered in that time. When I used to have it occasionally I was in the middle of trying to increase my hot sauce tolerance in a misguided attempt to prove myself as a big strong lad.
>>83925168>partner>partners
Into 2026 already. Covid was fucking 6 years ago. Long time now. 2020s have gone fucking quick. They have been a shite decade for England tbqh so far. Economically, culturally and reputationally.
>>83925334is it all QR codes or summat now?for me, it was looking at the date stamps. building up a mental profile, where a lad had repeatedly taken out the same book over and over in March 1989 or summat.
>babe I have an idea. Let's not get married. Instead of being your husband ill be your partnerAlright right said fred
>>83925364You got something to confess lad?
Prediction for 2026. We will have a hung parliament. Reform will have the largest vote share but Labour and Greens and even SNP and Plaid (even the fucking Tories at this point) will try to form an alliance to keep Reform out.
Tore some fit Apuette out of the arms of some fat little mongfrog and he's been sat on my doorstep wailing all night. Still thinks she just went in to use the loo and that she'll be coming back but she isn't. Might tell him theres a discounted Beigey Brekkie offer at the Beige Buffet to get rid of it.
Let's be honest the fact is you're embarrassed to say your uncle had a girlfriend as if he's 16. So you say partner as if he was in a civil partnership with another bender. Fact is if you're too immature to tie the knot with a lass maybe you should just stick to playing with your action mans at mummy's house leave the big boy stuff to real men. Cheers
>>83925364tbf it sounds childish saying 'boyfriend' if you're in a gay relationship, but the same goes for 'girlfriend', so what can you do?
Angry Turk mong unable to afford the dinghy trip.
>>83925419Stop engaging in disgusting sodomy? Crazy idea
>>83925421He can't go anywhere near salt water .
>>83925395Bar codes last I looked. And if I like a book, my autistic ass will keep rereading it over and over until I am sated!
Imagine not being able to buy a hard drive soon and your current ones are failing. This is grim news.
>>83925432He's a slug lol.
>>83925055He's had a good life and plenty of pussy. Of course he is going to be a chill guy.
Honestly lads I'm not even remotely Turkish. I am a British man, born in England. I wouldn't mind going to Turkey.
Why doesn't Ruthmong just get a british VPN?
>>83925471>Honestly lads I'm not even remotely TurkishYou are
Bit of a rebellious soul me. I actually change my Brita filter every two months instead of the suggested one month. That little timer thing on the top means nothing to me.
SLurrprrrrrrlads no way I'm Sluurrprr-Turkish i am vertebrae having English man muchssshllurrp like yourslhuuurrpself.
>>83925499Slugmong would love the weather here
>>83925443Mine are like ten years old and are getting slow, I didn't worry because /g/ told me AI uses SSD chips, yet now we get this news? This is bullshit.
Women have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the oven
Went to the aquarium last night, adults only valentine's day thing but it was completely empty. There was like ten people in there total, great experience.
>>83925528B-but my animes told me that the aquarium was the perfect date spot! Yet it was empty?
>>83925528quite a nice image for our pictureboard, that.
>>83925543Extremely empty, many crappy restaurants we walked past on the way there were full up. It's weird because they do these late night adult only things quite often, once a month or so and they normally sell out. So either it was short notice, badly advertised or people actually don't want to fish date. Jokes on them, more fish action for me.
>>83925471There is no evidence you're English, there is a long slimy trail of evidence you're Turkish
>>83925527Love Bella x
When I was growing up, romance was uncool and degeneracy was cool, so I think a lot of people grew up not knowing how to go on romantic dates to places like aquariums.
>>83925589You grew up on the internet you friendless gimp, porn isn't like real relationships.
>>83925594Who said anything about porn? Is high school/college/uni in the internet? Part time jobs are in the internet? I grew up when everyone's idea of a night out was mcdonalds followed by getting drunk at a nightclub and hoping for a shag. Zero romance. And the msm practically encouraged it. Nightclubs are dead now, but I don't think things are all that much different, most people can't do romance in this country.
Even if Ruthmong is turkish he's welcome here imo
>>83925509It's the externals that are low quality shit and start malfunctioning a few years later. If it's slow, it could just be fragmentation. This will most likely happen if you have fiddled around with reserved blocks or fill the filesystem to max capacity.
got hives on my hand,not pleased about this turn of events.
>>83925666I use externals... What a good quality brand that's still affordable?What does AI even need HDDs for anyway, HDDs would be too slow for them, just like how DDR4 RAM should be safe from AI. Fucking AI, I love the porn, but fuck AI.
>>83925706An STD from all the lewd, raw hand holding you did last night?
>>83925714I don't think there are any. They use the ones that don't pass quality control checks for externals. I've since used my PS3 drive in an external closure and it never fucks around.
Never really see Poundlass go on about a boyfriend. I wonder if she's single.
I am sure wuthie had lots of satisfying skin to skin last night with her deano bf.
I've been hoarding technology, software, human knowledge and all kinds of media for the past 2 years like some paladin of Brotherhood of Steel, because the writing on the wall is pretty clear: the ultra rich hate us and want to replace all of us with fucking clankers, they want to replace our history, legacy and the truth itself with fake AI garbage that fits only their delusional wordview, and all the big companies would rather cater to the rich than to piss poor plebs that keep getting poorer and poorer. I'd like to be wrong, but I think the internet will have very few things of value in the next 10-15 years, and there might not be any hardware worth purchasing 5-10 years from now.Fuck AI.
>>83925783Same, been buying classic PC game DVDs and movie DVDs from CEX for the past few years just to have things that are safe not just from AI but also the always-online streaming bullshit that is so popular these days.
>>83925409throw it a ha'penny and send it to the beige buffet before it works things out and becomes a seether
>>83925637>Even if Ruthmong is turkish he's welcome here imoYou realise it's been ruthmong the whole time riling up lads, calling lollers a nonce, impersonating chika, trying to drive out anyone who might take attention away from his brownoid ogling of white women. He can do one. Nasty little turk
They don't want you to have storage. They want it all in the AI powered cloud machine where they can monitor, adapt and remove anything because it's on their hardware. Total control of our lives. They can suck money from you every month for the privilege of using it. They will convince us it will do good things and stop the bad things. There is no need to have storage because we all can connect to the cloud. Machines won't even boot offline.Gone will be the file hosts, the hobbyist pc builders, the freedom to never use the cloud and maintain your own data locally. They will price out everyone by buying up all the storage drives, the RAM and and GPUs. You will stream your vidya from the cloud. You will store your files in the cloud. It will be fucking over for freedom. Why do you think this online safety act is being pushed so hard? Wake up sheeple. It's all about CONTROL.
For breakfast today it will be hash browns, avocado, halloumi and fried egg sandwich. Like a normal breakfast sandwich but for wankers like me. Cuppa on the side.
>>83925815I dont think Ruthmong is behind those gimmicks. He is severely depressed and wouldn't have the energy for such prolonged campaigns
>>83925815He's gradually made the thread so toxic its completely died over the 3 years since he started the ruthmong gimmick (he has been here longer with many whacky personas).>>83925836>He is severely depressed and wouldn't have the energy for such prolonged campaignsThis is a whacky pretend fact not reality. He is already here double digit hours a day drooling over white girls he has the time and energy. The Turkish mong logs in and out every day at the same time to spam his dialogue like a chatbot.
>>83925815>calling lollers a nonceWhat's the problem with that?
>>83925842Nah disagree. The slug posts are quite different from argumentmong who just tries to get everyone worked up all the time. Similarly sad pathetic boxroom/boxminaret losers, but different individuals. How do I know? Vibes.
>I am sure wuthie had lots of satisfying skin to skin last night with her deano bf.There is a smelly Turkish paedo sweating in an Ankara minaret typing shit like this about white English girls all day. Pushing 40 years old feels entitled to stalk white kaffir women. Creepy grooming gang cunt.
god this nuSabrina is so bad, it's fascinating. it's all shite like>...my father, who was a warlock at Rugnut's, the top wizarding school, 30 years ago,...lrn2write dialogue.where is my 90s riot grrl World of Darkness series, Netflix?
>>83925865It's fucking terrible, that actress is so bad. She poisons everything she touches.
>>83925853Ruthmong is a nonce himself. His issuewith Lollers is that he filters his posts. Plus he likes saying the word nonce he learned from the internet because it makes him feel british.
Calling lollers a nonce is like saying water is wet
Me? Live in China. Whereabouts? Got an apartment on the great wall of china.
>>83925858He wants to do bad things to them. Remember he used to write fantasies about Ruth getting into a car crash.
>>83925868No, water is wet, it's not a lie, unlike the tales told of lollers.
I cannot accept these abssssurd narrativesss
>>83925876No I don't. I love them all. I'm just annoyed at some of their lifestyle choices.
>>83925891Fuck up slug mong. Our lasses are none of your business.
>>83925881Lollers has said himself that he's a nonce though
Blow a kiss, fire a gun xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEjF9np9_NU
>>83925905>>83925905New thread for usNo ruthmong allowed ITT
