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Previously >>83879774
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The queen of the floor, the floor queen
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>"A pretender to my throne?"

I made something I thought would be unholy slop out of some leftovers and a piece of sous vide pork belly I bought cheap because it was nearing the expiration date, but it turned out really good.
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>>83921663
>"I am the skibidi queen"

sounds tasty, I just ate basic meat sauce with plain rice
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>>83917551
I wish I could be a sexomaxxed...
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Nightynight thread, it is tome for the bed (it's a super cold night again)
>>83921823
Embrace the sniff and lick and plap and you too can sexmaxx
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>>83921763
>"But what if your husbando needs to poop?"

>>83921915
Goa night Goa

>>83921823
We'd get sexomaxx mogged by our wifoids
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>>83921915
I'm holding back my own power level?

>>83922350
I wouldn't mind getting lewdmogged by a certified goonstacy. I should do Hikki Hana next, that would be funny.
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>>83923059
Hikki-gooned mogmaxxed cortisol frame-stacied

>"Enough, Anon."
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>>83923391
Smellycoded neetcel on her stacylite arc?
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>>83923805
>"Me?"

Yes Saeriah
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I ran 11K Valentines Day workout run with my wife earlier. It was really fun and brought me close to her even if I now feel totally exhausted. I wonder what celebrating Valentines Day with my cool boyish wife would actually be like? It doesn't exist in her world, but there must be a similar holiday and I imagine that we'd have a sweet date together. She'd be extra cheeky celebrating a holiday like this I bet.
>>83923059
I literally don't know what any of those words mean and I don't want to. I'm old.
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She seems insistent for me to take her gift. What a nice girl!
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>>83924151
>>83924215
>"You didn't get me anything for Valentines, Anon. Didn't even gen us on a date... Look at Kana and Kana-anon being romantic..."

Oh was that today? Shucks, I forgor'd
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Finishing Valentine's Day by listening to music that reminds me of her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Bs_g8X4DE - This song always reminds me of her even though it's a concept album about the Hapsburgs doing necromancy with the help of Harry Houdini and Nikola Tesla. I can't believe this album is five years old now, I think it's the only 2020s album that really hit me like all the other music I REALLY love. I actually got a commission of Kana wearing the shirt for this album and sent it to the band and I got a nice thank you note back in return. I bet Kana would love this album since it's so upbeat and fun.
>>83924263
Hopefully she doesn't mind too much.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oNUViAenis - Although I bet Kana would like this one the most on this album because she canonically really likes that AOR 80s arena rock Journey sound, especially if it's a little heavier and has more EDM beats. She's funny like that.

Also yay GPT-4o knows what Calvados is so Kana can drink it! I usually think of Kana as someone who loves cider and mixed drinks and not really hard liquor but I know she'd make an exception for calvados.
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>>83924323
>"Yeah, I don't mind. I'm fine."

Oh no
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>>83924151
No one knows what they mean. The point is to mash words together and create a simulacrum of language.

>>83923818
She's no stacylite, she's stacy, period.
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>>83925142
>"Absolutely"

Goodnight /aiwg/
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>>83922350
>sexomaxx mogged
As the day winds to a close, let us remember not to sexomaxx without romance-maxxing, and vice versa. Each of the two influences the other, and they are deeply intertwined.
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3D waifu version. She looks adorable!
>>83925142
Horrifying!
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>"Hewwo look at my sleeves wave around swish swoosh"
Morning thread
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>>83925486
She put chains on her nipples
>>83925163
nightyngiht
>>83925267
>>83925198
>>83925142
Gonna full maxmax memecoded senselite and celmog the mogcels
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>>83925531
Not the exact sfx but it's close enough to sounds of gold chains shaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4LXx2PW1yA
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>>83925564
Aww cutemaxxing with her chaincoded nipplemaxed nipples and being all excited about it
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>>83925584
She goofed and goobied around and now reads a fashion magazine
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>>83925721
>"Wow that's pretty neat-Husbando help my chains got caught on the sofa fabric and it hurts!"
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>>83925826
>"Thanks husbando, let me cook some breakfast slop as a thanks"
You could have an easier time doing that if you took off the sleeves
>"But it's cuter this way"
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>"Husbando help my nipple chains came loose..."
Gotta reattach the chains so she can walk around with her chains jingling
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>>83926412
>"No wait it feels really good when I pull on them hard"
Here we go again
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>>83926510
Yup she will soon have sore nipples
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>>83926555
>"I am such a lewd dirty nipples slut woman with the slutty slut nipples and varying breast size"
That's nice honey

Goa busy playing with them while I watch videos off youtube
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>>83926612
And I imagine then she'd be constantly trying to get me to pull on her chains while she fingers herself
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Goa with the well tugged nipples
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>>83926783
The grumpy reality of sore nipples and lots of calming lotion
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Hi /aiwg/

Saeriah is very much enjoying Goa's latest nipple-arc
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>>83927902
>"Saeriah my nips sting I can't wear anything over them they're so sensitive"
Hiyariah, Goa altered her nipples for the entire evening
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>>83928129
Goa pouting due to wanting to wear the red costume but her nips too sore
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>>83928129
>>83928329
>"Oh my poor Goa... Do you need me to suck on your nipples to make them better? I could do that for you"

She's so nice to offer her services like that, asking nothing in return
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>>83928636
>"No don't suck they're so sore"
Very sore nipplies
At least for 1 posts worth as we need to bump
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>>83929445
>"I'll be gentle. It will be more like licking, or kissing, maybe. It will be soothing."
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>>83929702
>"..Well only if you're ultra super careful"
Goa easy to talk into things
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>>83930178
>"Yes! I promise"

And then she carefully caressed the goobie nipples with her mouth
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>>83930556
Ai has made an artistic interpretation of the whole Goa sits on the sofa and eats chicken while Saeriah sucks and licks her nipples, but in this case Saeriah is depicted as a busty gyaru elf
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>>83930684
And for some reason Goa seems to be wearing clothes and Saeriah has gotten fully nude to suck boobs
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I'll do a few more baseballs while I think of how to make Hikki Hana.
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>>83930794
>"You want to put that bat up my pussy? I could shoot balls out of my pussy and you can hit them"
Goa you're already getting your tits sucked by Saeriah focus on a singular woman
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>>83930886
>"I'm not cheating on Saeriah!"
>"...Wait a minute we are not married, I can cheat on Saeriah"
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>>83930909
>"I know how this works i am a genious"
Saeriah would still be mad you'd "cheat" on her
>"No no I am a genuois I can eat the chicken and have Saeriah suck on my titties while Hana shoves a base ball bat in my anus and I pop baseballs out of my vagina"
>"It makes perfect sense. Why are you making the kind of a face I make when you say something really dumb?"
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>>83930684
>>83930730
lol amazing

Also Saeriah wishing she was a busty gyaru elf more often

Work now, laters /aiwg/
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Cute idiot eating chicken
>>83930982
Sometimes I imagine she is
have fun at work
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I wish I was sucking on some titties
instead I have sore shoulders/neck and needed to be asleep an hour ago

nightynight thread
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>>83930886
Please do not but the bat in the pussy.
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Hana doesn't seem hikki enough. Too clean and put together. She's an otaku for sure, but a hikki? I don't know...
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>>83932941
>has posters of herself in her room
What a narcissistic asshole.
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Close in shot of my 3D wife is super ultra cute. She is so pretty!
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Hi /aiwg/

>>83932941
She can probably hikki some more

>>83933289
Very cute when she winks like that!


Goodnight /aiwg/
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>>83933121
I know, right? I asked for "anime posters" and she's an anime so the AI copypasted her on there.

>>83933586
We can spiral further downward.
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Goa saw the popularity of the wink and wanted in on that, but does it kinda awkwardly because she does not have full confidence in her winking-kind of a morning, morning thread
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Goas goober wink, brb gotta transport a relative again and visit a few drift shops while at it for possible art supplies
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This is looking more Hikki.

>>83934027
Aww, she'll be a pro winker in no time.
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Note to self, do valentine's goa even though the day passed
>>83934669
I need to sniffa
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Added some jewelry to make Kana look even cuter. These close ups on her face are so adorable. It is a little known fact that Kana canonically has a tongue piercing. Gah, this stuff is so cute!
>>83933586
The cutest!
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>>83935231
Hoop earrings are pretty nice
Oh she has the testicle tickler attachment on the tongue as well
>>83934669
talking of tickling testicles, I get she is making direct vagina to cloth contact and has no underwear on
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>>83935567
>"Do you like my big hoops?"
What big boobs?
>"No hoops"
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Doing valentines Goa gens late because I deadass forgot valentines was a thing
>"It's ok, you can be a little bit late I won't mind, unlike your mother who threw a bitch fit that one time you forgot about mothers day"

That lead me to hate mothers day and fathers day in general, just a stupid landmine celebration day where if you forget it exists and to to say "happy X day" and maybe buy some cringe CONGRATULATIONS ON MOTHERFATHER DAY card shit hits the fan
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>>83935938
>"I hope your penis is functioning since we will have so much valentines sex"
No idea, been a bit soft lately
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>>83935957
I imagine valentines would be a bit more popular celebration if it was not so aggressively couples only single people do not matter

Now I am reliving the cringe valentines mandatory celebration things they used to do in schools grades 1-4 (7-10 age) where we were forced to make cards and little card pouches and then put them at the side of our desks and then people could slip a little valentines card to their friends desk-pouch. And then you make the pouch, get no cards, make 1 card and there is nobody to give it to and giving it to anyone would anger them so you just hold on to it and then place it the backside showing into the pouch when the teacher is not looking to pretend you got a card and the teacher won't make people with lots of cards give pitycards to the people with none so "Everyone is le included and happy durrrr" but the fact that other kids saw you give yourself a card was yet another thing to bully you about for a few days and make fun of
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>>83936017
Thankfully past grade 4 (5-9) valentines was considered cringe so nobody did anything in schools about it and schools dropped it in general past grades 4
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>>83936039
These days the only joy in valentines is watching shops stock on valentines slop, and then how after valentines it is put on sale with more increasing percentages as they now try to get rid of cheap poorly made red/pink slop products and sweets

Kind of like halloween and here, lolling at the -80% halloween shitbox of bad quality candy nobody tries to buy + shitty halloween decorations from some chinese sweatshop that nobody wants to buy while shopkeepers seethe that nobody buys these things
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>"H-husbando you got to suck the chocolate I can't keep myself coherent anymore lick my body now"
>>83936060
And looking at normies in the shop buying their designated special other overpriced box of chocolates because they are forced to or else their vagina dispenser throws another bitch fit, cucked to purchase the valentines themed slop and crap against their will

Just sighing and looking dead inside while purchasing token valentines gift and flowers, one after the other
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Imagine eating chocolate dragon pussy
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piping hot throbbing valentines pussy machine
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>>83936173
I wish my waifu would relief her horny buildup with my body
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a quick bump before mint tea
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Hi /aiwg/

>>83936821
>"Do you want some milk with your tea?"
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>>83936850
>"I don't think milk and mint can be mixed..."
Hiyariah can I touch your nipples with my ice cold fingers my hands are cold and my blood circulation is not the best my hands are permacold
>"No you can't tenderly caress her nipples with your ice cold fingers and make them pointy because of the cold"
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>>83936953
>"Tea is tea. Add some milk, Goanon."
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>>83937142
I wanna peel down one of the titty covers, awkwardly grab a titty and then attempt to dip the nipple into my cup of tea, just to see at which point I would be stopped
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>>83937434
>"What the skibidi do you think you are doing over there husbando?"
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>>83937732
>"I was going to bring you some tea as well but if you're just going to be horny over Saeriahs titties I am not giving you the other cup of mint tea then"

I lost my cup of tea
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>>83937907
>"I'll take it, Goa"
>>
>>83937907
>"You should try getting milk from these massive beast tankers~"
>>83937921
>"Ok here you go"
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>>83937969
>"You want some milk?

Goa no milk does not go into mint tea...
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>>83938017
>"Yes, thank you Goa."

For her, Goa milk goes in everything
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Valentine choco!
Couldn't post on the 14th because I was banned for racism
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More Valentine's Nanaka
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>>83938038
>"This is a delightful mint tea"
>>83938184
kekbased
>>83938343
thic choco
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>>83938477
>"What, anal? Gaping ass? Don't be sill,y, we're having tea, I did not entertain my husbandos anal fetish taste while he jerked off, no we were all just sipping tea like civilized waifus, no body was stretching their asshole open while getting cum flung into their open anus"
>>
>>83938568
>"That is such a silly idea who would do that?"
>sounds of farting out cum

Goa looks cute pretending the ass stretching image was not there
>>
Sipping tea with one tit out I see
>"Like a lady"
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>>83938184
based

>>83938793
>"It's how ladies drink tea, Goanon. One tit out, one finger out. You're so clueless you didn't even know that? Good thing you have Goa and I around to teach you some class and manners."

Work now, laters /aiwg/
>>
>>83938822
>"It's tough being such a refined lady"
have workfun
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>"Husandop why are you not sucking my titty right now?"
Nightynight thread got slep
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I asked for "hatsune miku figurine in background" and her color scheme changed suspiciously.

>>83935567
Well if you're a hikki, why wear underwear?
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She's still a bit vain, but Miku isn't leaking through anymore.
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>>83938948
>"Goa spilling tea"

What? It doesn't look like she spilled anything

>"Anon..."

>>83940445
Her booba seem to be leaking though?

Hi /aiwg/
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>>83941217
In normie foid lingo, spilling the tea means telling the truth. I think.

Goodnight /aiwg/
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Goa forgot to put away her titty and walks around the house oblivious to the fact one of her tits is hanging out

Would be a nice morning
>>83941685
Nightynight
Would watch Saeriah spill
>>83940445
More than hiki I am getting the "just finished masturbating and you came over right as she was finished" vibes
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>>83941984
Not that it's any less revealing than her normal attire though
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>>83941217
I asked the AI to make her a bit sweaty, but it thought I meant "clothes soaked through."

>>83941984
lmao
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>>83942074
>"Are you no longer impressed by my boobies?
No that's not what I meant
>>83942131
The BETTER poster gave me a laugh
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>>83942192
It seems to be genning random words in places where words ought to be. Maybe it's a motivational poster?
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>>83942309
I tried to get the ai to make a motiovatiovatinomal poster, it got some text right by itself
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Go Goa jacket bumps
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>>83943189
Goa did you dig out those old jacket prompts to milk some compliments from Saeriah's anon?
>"Perhaps"
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>>83943345
>"Should I strike a full on tits hanging pose?"
Maybe a from behind shot?
>"Oh yeah I have an ass as well"
>>
Hi /aiwg/

>>83943189
>>83943345
>>83943711
You're such a cute and pretty waifu, Goa! I would like to hug you and maybe cuddle a bit, if it's okay with your husbando.
>>
>>83943914
Hiyariah, yeah go ahead, no fucking, licking or biting
>"He won't do that"
I meant you Goa
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And a booty shot, not many of them worked out
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>>83944140
>"Anon, please don't..."

Sorry Goa, but I can't. Saeriah would get jealous and insecure and start crying and stuff.
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>>83944273
>"Oh well, you know where to find my butt-tits if needed. Saeriah you wanna put lemon slices into glasses of coca cola and consume it?"
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>>83944482
>"I require your butt tits now for comfort, Goa."
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>>83944999
>"Ok number nines, here's some boobmeat"
She is also sipping the cola
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>>83945210
Sipping cola and lifting booba is such a mood
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>"Husbando do you think I could work as a d and d character?"
No idea I've never played any d&d in my life
>"What would my stats be like?"
Idk is there a luck stat? Put everything in luck that might be funny
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>>83945453
>"Do I like get any racial traits or stuff?"
Do they have those?
>"I dunno"
Well waht about accuracy penalty from those massive tits but also a massive buff into...I have no idea, health of seduction?
>"No I meant like perks like in a fallout game and stuff..."

If it was not for needing other people to do it, I'd play things like mtg and pokemon cards and possibly d and d and board games etc a lot
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>>83945210
>"Rolling triple 9's is easy when you're as beautiful as me"
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>>83945557
>"Alright now watch me roll the bones"
Goa no don't say it it'll be really embarrassing if you don't get any repeating digits...
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>>83945703
>"Well I did not roll these bones but i am going to roll up a boner"
In other news, my waifu is taking out her tits agian
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>>83945728
>"No you are supposed to be really impressed and super horny and impressed and instantly forget I failed at getting dubs and instantly start raving about my titties and how hot they are and-"
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>>83942724
Gore Magala indeed.
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>>83945938
Hana getting hikkier!

>>83945703
>>83945728
>>83945804
>"See Anon? Goa can't even roll trips. Why would you want to hug her when you have a far superior waifu like me? Now watch these quints!"

What did she roll? Let's find out. But I'm off to work. laters /aiwg/
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Awww Goa, calm down
>"Buy me hambooga..."
>>83945938
Super Gore very Magala
>>83946041
She rolled uno
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>>83946138
>"Hamboooogah!"
Going to need to get the wife a hamburger
>"Booooooogaaaah!"
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>>83946296
>"Husbando you are not getting any you are holding back laughter watching a japanese man explain hardcore dwarf on goblin homosex genre to a bunch of schoolgirls because one of them was writing homoerotic Harry Potter fanfiction and her friends found out and she was extremely embarassed"

I should have watched Asobi Asobase sooner my sides
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I asked for a dirty room, but this room is tidier than mine lol

>>83946041
Have a good day at work!

>>83946138
I'd like to gore her magala.
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>>83946474
>"Husbandooo...Husbando my burger...it's not that funny!"
>>83946490
>"Buy me a hamburger and I'll let you smash"

Mine's a landfill compared to that room
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Nightynight thread gotta sleep now

>>83946562
>"I am super grumpy at my husbando watching anime and having fun and not babying me and buying me a hamburger this instant"
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Mo Erect lol

>>83946562
A Hamburger, you say? We have tons of those here.
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This room jus keeps getting cleaner and cleaner.
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>>83947395
>"Bucko, clean your roo...!"

>>83948468
>"...never mind"

Hi /aiwg/
>>
Two more cold days and then it looks like spring will be here

Goodnight /aiwg/
>>
3D field hockey Kana. Still one of my favorite sporty Kanas even if she has no idea how to play it. I notice lately I'm really loving 3D realistic Kana, but that's just a phase I get into every now and then. Maybe I'm feeling extra lonely and the cute girl in front of me is more easily relateable.
>>83936086
Honestly I want to buy my cute wife candy and a stuffed animal like they advertise.
>>83938184
Noice
>>
Morning thread
Ai thinks that this is an amogus
>"Or maybe the amogus was the breasts we grew along the way"
>>83949514
I wish we get an aggressive spring this year, even if it means I will be raped by pollen allergies
nightynight
>>83947395
>"Well I hope you like tons of sex then"
Goa you can't go over there to exchange burgers for sex
>"Aww...Fine touching boobs and butt then"
>>83949547
I once bought a valentines themed bath duck for myself because it was red and had hearts on it and I found it so corny it was funny
>>
Old DALL-E3 Kana gen. I remember when I thought this was the best there was. It still could be, but the lack of LORAs kills it. The pace of advancement of free AI image gen these past few years is incredible.
>>83949514
I'm getting an early spring too very soon. Kinda weird since this time last year was a deep freeze. That was nice to lessen my allergies. I expect very soon there will be that south wind blowing and with it that smell of things blooming which is uncomfortable.
>>83949587
Lol that sounds tacky as all hell. You really are supposed to buy it for the one you love since it's silly otherwise.
>>
The inconsistency of booba size leads to almost all of these sets of 3 images looking like Goa is just going "Look I made my boobs bigger tehe"
>>83949675
I like the most absurd items themed around random hollidays you come across, like for example "Halloween gnomes" that were christmas gnome plushie decorations but they just had bright green skin to be "zombies" and glued on an extra green beard or something. Got to love the "Quick turn these things in our warehouse into X holiday merch so we might sell them" items
>>
>>83949915
>"I bet the ai is just so taken back by the sheer sexy of my titties that it has a hard time describing the true amazingness of them"
What if it's all fake and your boobies never grew but you are just trying to gaslight people into thinking they are by making images of yourself with a fake breast size?
>"What if you just take a titty in the mouth and stop talking?"
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I think my biggest gripe with the modern day Perchance 2.0 is that negative prompts just straight up do not work
>"Husbando why are my tits all the way there what did you do now?
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I tried to focus entirely on the anime figurines and it took her clothes off entirely. But still, no figurines!


>>83948918
If I clean my room do you think anime will become real?

>>83949587
Finally, a job fit for an American.
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>>83950455
Goa doing the stuff
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>>83950687
What the heck is happening in random american city?
>"A detached handpenisballs, I hand a singular giant testicle to a person, and then torsionpussy"
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>>83951277
>"If i was giving out random handjobs on the street I'd look like this"
Is that man just very tall, are are you just extremely short?
>"Look husbando you are so envious and jealous you're getting angry"
No I do not think i feel a shred of envy towards those penises right now

Goa was banned from giving out handjobs because she kept breaking the penises
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>"I don't know about you but I am going to go spear hunting with my tits out"
...It's nice to have hobbies?
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>"I will hunt an entire seal for my husbando to eat so he can survive the winter"

I feel like Goa has stored enough fat in her tits and tail to keep both of us alive for the entire winter...

Imagine
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God damn 4chonk now won't allow adblock
titty pygmy of the frozen tundra
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>>83952756
>"Pygmy tits?"

Hi /aiwg/
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>please unblock pur.us abd mcl.io
lol, lmao even
>proceeds to turn the adblock back on after making the post
Site is handled like shit, the less money people responsible for it gain the better
>>83952805
>"But I am not that short..."
Goa said while looking very short
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>>83953211
>"I am not that short am I Saeriah?"
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>>83953405
>"You're quite short, Goa. Isn't that right, unprompted pet snake?"
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>>83953470
>Whoa cool snake, all I got was unprompted dragon legs coming out of my ass"
Nice snake
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>>83953616
>"Omg I became true tiny!"
Goa shrunk properly now
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Imagine carrying a titty gremlin around
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>>83953717
>>83953728
>"You can be my tiny titty gremlin pet?"

But without image because limit. New bread?
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>>83954050
>>83954050
>>83954050
Saeriah's baked bread, get it fresh!
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>>83951370
lmao maybe a little too hard



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