one time these guys who were pretending to be my friends when i was a teen came over to my place and gave me a big gulp that they had supposedly bought for me, then they invited me to walk with them to one of their houses which was pretty far away. turns out the big gulp had sedatives in it and like a third of the way to the guys house my stomach was hurting like crazy and making all sorts of sounds, i had to take a shit but i was holding it, thinking i could make it to the dudes house, but i wound up having to turn around and run back home, but i was just too far away from home so i stopped at a bus stop and sat on the corner of the bench with my ass hanging off the edge of the bench and took a giant shit out in public, luckily it was like 2 or 3 in the morning.i nearly shat myself.
>>83923885you missed the opportunity to shit on them
>>83923916i forgot to add that a group of people in car drove by and saw me and they honked their horn at me and i could hear them laughing, they knew i was shitting.i should have shat on them you're right.
>>83923885We went on a school trip during high school, stayed at a hotel. During dinner, one female teacher wanted to dance with me. I did, briefly, and as soon as we stopped I bolted out of there immediately, as if i was the male cinderella.I think a girl from my class has a video of it. or maybe she trashed/sold the phone, who knows?
I had an autistic friend in middle school one time he screamed ICE CREAAAAMMMMMMM at the top of his lungs For some reason this made me start screaming too for a few secondsThis was during the middle of a history lesson...
>>83924027this doesn't sound too embarrassing.>>83924052this one's a little embarrassing, screaming in the middle of class for no reason.
I've spent nearly 20 fucking years on this dump of a website.
>>83923885>sedativesdid you mean laxative? It wasn't a very effective sedative if you could run while on it, anon.Anyhow, how did you wipe your bottom after defecating in public, anon? Please tell me you've sacrificed a sock or two and did not waddle home in soiled undergarments.
>>83923939But how did you wipe? Did you pick up the shit and dispose of it afterwards?
>>83925650He probably left his waste lying there, to the dismay of the people who have to witness it on their way to work. That dropping may even have inflamed the racial hate in that region since people would assume it was left by an uncivilized foreigner.I'm working near a soup kitchen and I had to witness a foreigner defecating on the lawn just mere meters away from the nearest restroom. This kind of savagery is unacceptable!
>>83925535old ahh unc
>>83925650My word, I was wondering about the same thing! My nephew recommended this site to me but I must say... some people here are quite rude and often vulgar to an excessive degree!
>>83925598god damn it, shut the fuck up you fuckin homophile. fuckin FAGGOT.
I cannot give you a monent because my brain has suppressed the memory so much that I can't remember
>>83925759What is the matter, my dear? Your post savors of bitterness. Maybe I can assist you in improving your crabby mood? Turning that frown upside down?
>>83925777fuckin gay ass piece of SHIT, FUCK you. BITCH!!!!
I always remember the small things for some reason. Like saying something in the heat of the moment even though i didn't agree with it. Does that make sense? My cousin once asked who my favorite female actress was and I said Emma Watson even though i really meant Emma Stone and I didn't correct myself.
>>83925784That is not a very nice way to converse with others now, is it? What's troubling you, my dear? Heartbreak? Loneliness? Maybe I can help?
>>83925784Holy shit, It's para!
>be literally 2 days ago>doing a task that requires 2 people>other person keeps sabotaging my work, causing it to take far longer than usual>eventually get so fed up with his shit that i storm off>supervisor consults me in the breakroom and i leaveunfortunately im the kind of person that cries when theyre angry so i had to do that in front of everyone
>>83923885I joined my school's talent show at 14 and sang death metalI got a standing ovation but I cringe looking back on it
have you ever pondered the meaning behind YOUR life? of course you have, you are but human, reading this text, you might scoff or even downplay the narratives i am painting, but that goes to further cement how you're but a slave to your evolved instincts, guiding your body like a blind man towards things that are not tangible, things that do not serve your best interests simply because a human does not possess self interests, relying on what is at best a controlled hallucination to traverse your way through life, accepting mediocrity, and morality imposed by people that only guessed what the best rules are to keep cattle like you enslaved, you don't have to go your entire life harboring hate and violence towards others that slighted you, you don't have to go your entire life being cheerful and happy because of your luck of the draw, it's time to put aside the visceral stimulation of your CNS for something bigger, humans have no problem beheading cattle but they draw the line at humans??? it would take less than a day to kill everyone if everyone turned against everyone, pilots would crash all the planes they're flying and world leaders would nuke this world at will, so revolt against being a sock puppet and kill the person nearest to you RIGHT NOW and then yourself, don't plan ahead at all or self preservation and fear kick in, and you don't want that happening MAN.
>>83925871We had a rich, Caucasian boy in high school doing a "rap song" as part of a school assignment. We were all cringe as kids but that was especially bad. People that don't feel the beat should NOT attempt to rap.
>>83923885I had something similar but it was taco Bell and I made to a porta potty but as soon as I let the beast out I realized there was no tp. It was also almost running down my leg before I got to the john.
My younger sister had an obsession with wearing my boxers and would swap them out for hers at really inconvenient times. One time I counted 7 pairs stolen in a single day.
>>83923885back in highschool. My mum used to make burritos for lunch, I didn't like the burritos. I thought about throwing them in the bin but didn't want anyone to see me do that, so I started just putting the burritos in my locker. Have this be a thing for weeks (i forgot how long.) Over the weeks I've heard some of my classmates complain of a smell. At some point we all had to clean our lockers and while we doing that the home room teacher was walking around. I opened up my locker and it was a mountain of rotten burritos wrapped in tin foil. He probably thought it was drugs or something because he told me to open one and I had shamefully walk to the bin to throw out all of the burritos. Thoughts?
>>83926275>growing up poor, not getting lunch or money for school>this nigga complains about having free food for school lunchYou're a spoiled brat.
>>83926513There's no point giving a child food they don't like
>>83926513are you stupid, I didn't complain. I just said what happened. I also feel bad about it
>>83926540>are you stupidYes, a little bit, sometimes, why, are you a cop or something?>feel bad about itWhy didn't you talk to your mom about what wasn't good about the burritos? What even was so bad about it that you wouldn't eat it even when hungry? Consider yourself lucky that you grew up affluent enough that "not eating the provided food" was even an option.
>>83926534It was probably nutritionally more complete than the highly processed slop he bought at school.
Tbh dude you probably lucked out. Those dudes were gonna rape you, no joke.
>>83926583well i was a retarded kid, I don't know what else to say. It happened when i was 13
>>83925535Bro, I just got excited over your Akane image and saved it to my 2026 reaction folder.Like I'll ever fucking use it. I'm still acting like it's 2010 and 4chan is fun. That's embarrassing.
>>83926598I guess there's nothing more to do than to be extra good to your mom.Sorry, I got a bit triggered here.
>>83926594They don't have frats in Germany, do they? Most people don't drug rape victims with laxatives.
>>83926615What if they were not just homosexual rapists but also into scat? I know, a horrifying thought but we're living in godless times.
>>83924052When I was a kid there was another autistic kid in the class and he started screeching and screaming and it was too loud so I started screaming trying to cancel out his noise to see if I can bring the volume down as it was hitting my ears. I got in more trouble than he did because it seemed like I was egging him on because I kept varying my pitch trying to find the right frequency to cancel out his frequency, and it's like, this is what happens when you are autistic but you don't see things from a normie point of view. They are trying to do the stupid social game with everybody where things are not taken at face value and I'm just trying to shut down this stupid fucking kids God damned sonic waves with my own. It was a class for the mentally disabled. Not just for the mind, but bodies too. My roommate was a rat kid. You ever seen a rat kid? I got my first kiss on that class. From a girl with no lips. It was terrible. But not her, she was an angel. She accidentally killed herself a couple weeks later. She thought she was a Spaceman wearing a plastic bag over her head for a helmet
>>83926633Noise cancellation uses phase-shifting to cancel out components of the noise so just changing pitch doesn't work like that to cancel anything. Also, since wave-propagation in 3D space is rather complicated... it's really unlikely that you manage to get the waves to cancel out at both your ear openings and let's not talk about cancelling out the whole acoustic spectrum and just look at cancelling single frequencies. Good story, almost believable. 2/5, best I can do.
>>83926633>She thought she was a Spaceman wearing a plastic bag over her head for a helmetThis can't be real, too early for me to kek this hard
back in primary school. Me and my classmates had to do swimming, so we took a bus to a swimming place. When we got back to the school we had to change in the classrooms. For some reason I took too long to change and I was sitting in the classroom with just underwear crouched. Then I ran outside and a teacher yelled at me to go back inside and change quickly. fuck I have lots of stories of me being a retarded loser
for some reason when i was 11-12 or so i sent a graphic message about pulling my dickskin back all the way to the base but sent it to my mom instead. i quickly realised and sent another text telling her my friend used my phone but then remembered that she knew i was at my grandparents house. we never talked about it
>>83923885I've seen a huge human crap at my local bus stop before... and my neighborhood doesn't have a junkie problem so it might have been you.
>>83923885Not particularly embarassing, but I just unlocked a memory of childhood. When I was a little kid my mom got so angry at me she smashed a chair to pieces against the floor and I got really scared. Everytime she got mad at me afterwards it felt so embarassing in comparison because it never hit nearly as hard as that one experience, and I could tell she felt ashamed.
>>83926054lmao based wigger
>>83925598i did waddle home as described, and yes i meant laxatives.
>>83927601why'd she get that mad
>>83927674Oh no, I hope you got better "friends" after that learning experience. Kids can be so cruel.
>>83927954yeah i don't know those people anymore.
