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I love Israel, I love my Jewish overlords, Jews gave me my favorite foods, Jews gave me Gemini AI, Jews gave me 4chan, Jews gave me ways to cope. I love goyslop.
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>>83925841
I have slop eating bacterium in my veins.
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>>83925841
It would be hilarious if god came back and sent them straight to hell
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>>83925887
That would be kind of stupid since he created them in the first place (or at least created Satan who created them).
Would be like a kid playing with toys and getting mad at the bad guy toys.
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>>83925894
In my universe god is a 200 ft tall anime girl who did not create jews
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>>83925887
But they are God's chosen people
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>>83925887
They also made up god and santa
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>>83925841
How charming
Now step into the oven, please
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>>83925977
Their convenent is a lie
>>83925990
Santa actually existed
Saint Nicholas
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>>83925977
>God's chosen people
yeah
chosen to be used as public_use rapeslaves, cumflated daily (by me)
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It's strange how they still believe they are God's chosen people after everything they've done since time immemorial. The Jews are the killers of prophets. Even in the stories of the prophets, the prophets performed miracles by God's command to make the Israelites believe, yet they still didn't. One of their prophets left them, and when he returned, he found them alone worshipping a golden calf.
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>>83926257
There's this Asian professor who says the reason they do this heinous shit so brazenly is they think if they make the whole world hate them it will fulfill some religious prophecy where god will come back and help them win against the whole world
Truly villainous shit
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>>83926280
Thank you, Professor CCP.
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>>83926257
>One of their prophets left them, and when he returned, he found them alone worshipping a golden calf.
Yeah, and then he got mad and broke the 10 commandments tablets and went back up and got a new set of tablets and Moses had the golden calf burnt down to powder and forced the idol worshipers to drink it and then had 3,000 of them executed and on top of all that God made the remainder of them including Moses wander the desert for 40 years before they were allowed into Israel.
Like every other story in the Old Testament the punishments are included and explained.



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