We need a boyfriend
>>83935083you need 1. a father figure2. to turn 183. internet access revoked
>>83935090Says the old man
>>83935091i'm 21 you underage femcel xD
I look like that snail (left) and act like that.
>>83935100you're also a motherfuckin wetback you faggot piece of shit, shut the fuck up bitch. you're banned from talking to women you disgusting cocksucker.
>>83935098>xDOkk...
>>83935105I look like that basedjak (left) and act like that.
>>83935083i'll be your boyfriend but you have to accept that i might disappear your snail and eat it in secret
>>83935083I like snails, I accidentally stepped on one while walking on a dirt road and couldn't sleep for several days because of the guilt. Still makes me feel like shit whenever I think about it.
>>83935098>21how do you kids find this site? blows my mind.
>>83935126r9k was a trending hashtag on twitter and tiktok several times
>>83935100Hygiene and a healthy lifestyle are non-negotiables for me. But it's ok if you're a little bit overweight.>>83935114Are you French???>>83935123sadge
How old is too old for you?
>>83935138Probably something around my dad's age (60)
>>83935083Snails are yucky
>>83935083Clean your fucking floor. Why would I want a girlfriend that can't do something as simple as picking shit up off the floor?
>>83935164I don't just need a soulmate. I also need someone to help me with the chores!
>>83935083I need a gf but im going to bed, goodnight snail anon
>>83935187Goodnight, darling.
>>83935176I can cook but you do the cleaning.
A slag and her slug.
>>83935216Bold of you to assume I'm even allowed near cleaning supplies. How about you cook and clean, and I'll give you massages and other lovely things?
>>83935098>>83935126They don't, most of 4chan screen grabs outside of here are from communities in their late 30s. This is just shitposting of the most shameless kind.
>>83935126nta but i'm 23, unc. I was lurking on this site since 2018 and I wouldn't be surprised if that's most early 20s anons here
>>83935243>I cook and clean and do the chores>You exist and have a snail(something I can go out in my garden and find easily)For that reason, I'm out
>>83935083Neat snail, what do you feed that thing?. Also provide asl.
>>83935083beautiful brown princess
male experience:>6 figure income>6 feet tall>average appearance>no repliesITT:>be girl>i hab a snail :D>500+ replieswe are so cooked
>>83935298cuz no one likes masc moids. literally just troon out or femboymaxx and problem solved.
you both look cute, very alike. Where are you from?
>>83935083Gezebelle posts on r9k now?
>>83935264Im 23 to, time flies lol. I will be 24 in july
>>83935243By massage you mean massaging my cock with your tits?
>>83935126Don't pop a hernia unc, this is a zoomer site now.
>>83935264>>83935388fellow 02 zoomie here
>>83935083You're too young, I think. I will take the snail though. How difficult are they to keep? I need a pet that cant run away
>>83935083I'd love to put that snail on my dick desu
>>83935298The difference is she has a vagina and you dont
>>83935083I need (You) to post more of your slimy, dirty and brown snail, now go ahead
