Fembot pussy was literally built to cuck me. All the parts that give her the best orgasms are tucked away in places my small penis can't reach.

Let me plap your guts, femanon

>>83936521
I can't plap femanon guts because of my small penis.

>>83936529
work the clit retard you dont need a big dick to get a girl off

>>83936513
Just do doggy styl.

>open up biofem
>it's two cuckolds having a discussion about their small penis and ways to cope with it
business as usual, carry on

I am afraid of horses. I think everyone is way too relaxed around them. I won't even walk through the stables at the 4H fair. One time my uncle walked through and a horse nipped at his ear. I just think they are creepy. I also don't like cats I think their pee is smelly and they act creepy too. I prefer dogs, rodents, birds, reptiles, and amphibians. No hate towards women that like the others I am glad you can care for them

I'm a woman with a dick, can I post here?

No regulars in sight (

>>83936482
>do you like horses?
No. I vehemently dislike them.
>have you ever ridden a horse?
Maybe half a dozen times, and each time it was a mid experience at best. At its worst the horse I was riding decided it was done and just decided to lay down and pinned my leg under it.
>would you own one?
Never.
>>83937412
>I am afraid of horses
For good reason.
>One time my uncle walked through and a horse nipped at his ear
For animals that are autistic about their personal space they sure do love to violate the space of others.

>>83936482
>miku
Did op1 make this op

>>83937836
fuck no, she makes proper editions, with questions

>How long until fake ops just copy paste previous questions from the golden days?

>>83937836
she shot up a school way back you fucking retard, she's dead

why does my cum smell so good, femanons?

>>83938260
you smelled your own cum?

>>83937805
My horse hating lady friend showing up on crip
Fuck yea
You are brave for riding one of those beasts was your leg ok?

>>83938062
>>83937845
Funny how fast especially the first reply came in

The Addam's Family started
When Uncle Fester farted
They all became retarded
The Addam's Family!

>>83936482
>>do you like horses?
They're nice to look at but I find them a bit imposing.
>>have you ever ridden a horse?
No, only a pony.
>>would you own one?
No way.

>>83937689
Sorry; when it goes a few days without there being a bake, I get out of the habit of checking.

>>83937344
It's still not "plapping".
>>83937367
Doggy style is harder for me than regular style.

>>83938486
They are such high maintenance and temperamental creatures that they're just not worth keeping when their work can now easily be done by a 4x4.
>You are brave for riding one of those beasts was your leg ok?
It was fine. The summer camp counselors guiding us pulled me out pretty quickly. That horse just decided it wanted to lay down next to the stream and it didn't want to come back until hours later. Funny enough, that horse's name was "Lento", which if I recall is Portuguese for "slow".
>>83939009
Are we in the 2nd grade again? You going to start singing songs about killing Barney next?
>>83939075
>I find them a bit imposing.
A species with natural negative aura.

Can we please bring back the anus licking from last thread? Who wants to lick my anus?

Would femanons date a nice jewish boy?

>>83940666
>kike posts devil trips
no

>>83940583
>Who wants to lick my anus?
are you biofemale?

>>83940357
>A species with natural negative aura.
And big enough to straight-up trample me.

I wish all women a very minimally uncomfortable/painful period.

>>83942404
I missed my last two.

Genuinely feel kind of bad for whoever made this thread thinking it wouldn't immediately be swamped by incels.

Its fuckin r9k dude

>>83942936
I feel like the majority of women I've met and talked to about periods don't even have them regularly.

>>83942370
Or give you a life-changing disability in 0.4 seconds.
>>83942404
Thank you for your consideration.

>>83941593
Absolute fucking retard.

>>83942936
How underweighted and stressed out are you?

>>83943198
It is made by incels too

>>83943661
You make it a habit to talk to women about their periods?

>>83941497
Are you a bio woman xx?

>>83945014
I think possibly because they have issues with them or issues like PCOS it just comes up eventually, confirmation bias. I think every single woman in my family has PCOS for example.
Plus I'm pretty fruity or whatever people call it these days, so I wouldn't be shocked if they're more open with me about girlstuff.

>>83945372
>I think every single woman in my family has PCOS for example.
Do they have big booba? I have noticed a trend about this.

>>83945438
No actually, very flat family, even the chunky ones.

>>83944183
https://youtube.com/watch/jAZSJXeopdQ

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Men will post stuff like this and then expect me not to be misandrist

>>83945887
I'm the second reply lol

>>83945893
Kill yourself desu ne

>>83945897
Kill myself for saying I'd rather smell a bra than ejaculate on it... wow.

>>83943661
Confirmed pregnancy.

I'm waiting for the punishment
I know is on MY WAAAY
cut cut cut me up and fuck fuck fuck me up
CUT CUT CUT ME UP AND FUCK FUCK FUCK ME UUUUP

>>83945975
>moid is so subhuman he can't imagine not jerking off to his family member's underwear
Genuinely why are men so fucking weird, is it the chromosome or what? Like wtf. They think of shit I never even consider. This is why I only have female friends.

Only time I did was as a kid, was okay. You feel bad climbing in another creature's back desu

Those vids about horse hoof restoration are pretty awesome

Can I please get 1 femanon gf?

>>83945887
>some degen on 4chin
>all men

>>83936482
>do you like horses?
I like petting them :)
>have you ever ridden a horse?
Yeah! But I prefer just caring for them, and leading them on walks/for work. Sitting on them is a bit far up.
>would you own one?
If I had a farm I would own a draft horse for sure, maybe get a cute carriage and take people for little rides around town :) Teach kids how to act around horses and stuff>>83936482

>>83946497
It's really not just men, this whole board is corrupted with coomers. Even the girls I've added from here who I wanted to have a SFW conversation with always end up becoming some weird degenerate at some point.

everyone in this thread is a tranny or a man. Women aren't spending their evenings on four channel you incel retards

>>83946524
>>some degen on 4chin
>>all men
Yes.

>>83945993
Which nona are you? I've seen this posted twice now in this gen.

>>83946942
Who said I was a female?

>>83946946
Which of my replies are you referring to?

>>83937805
>For animals that are autistic about their personal space they sure do love to violate the space of others.

wow, they sound just like women

>>83946942
>Which nona are you?
There was a thread a few weeks ago that two said they were pregnant. It's likely one of them who just stumbled upon this general.

>>83946942
This: >>83947167. I just found out after that thread. I got it confirmed by the doctor Friday.

>>83947661
I hate sexhavers so much it's unreal. Die in a fire.

>>83947670
You mean sexlarpers? We are all incels ITT.

>>83947670
>sexhavers
Yes. Cope. My now fiance proposed after I broke the news to him. He was going to do it anyway, but felt this was a better time.

>>83947722
>Cope
What? This doesn't make sense.

>>83947747
Larpers never make sense. They are just larping.

>>83947747
>cannot cope
>tries to make it look like he isn't coping despite saying sexhavers should die in a fire
Cope.
Okay, anon.

>>83947776
That's not cope. It's just wishing you ill.

Why do women get so upset when you ask if they're trans or not? As if trans women do not exist and it's not a possibility.

>>83947888
You can easily tell who is trans about 95% of the time. The common examples shown as passing is the extremely small exception. Trannies like to think they're that exception when they are not and look like ogres.

>>83947920
>The common examples shown as passing is the extremely small exception. Trannies like to think they're that exception when they are not and look like ogres.
That isn't what I'm talking about. I'm talking about women who look like they could be trans.

>>83947945
They can tell you are just calling them ugly in an edgy way

>>83947958
>you are just calling them ugly
Yet the ones doing that are always ugly themselves.

>>83947958
>>83948025
I'm not calling anyone ugly. There are some people who look like they could be trans. What's wrong with asking to get clarification?

>>83948034
What's wrong with not acting like an autistic sperg who doesn't know the basics of social etiquette?

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Do foids use lessor men as emotional tampons and to build up their confidence for chad?

Yes I am being ghosted yet again by that special someone who love bombs me and then ghosts me. I've been caught in her web.

I am a self aware emotional tampon.

>>83948263
In this situation I would give her am ultimatum. Let me be her cuckold paypig, or never speak to me again.

>>83948214
>It's poor etiquette to confirm someone's gender before flirting.

>>83948280
>it's not poor etiquette to be rude

>>83948413
>Making sure you aren't accidentally being gay is considered rude to foid brains.

>>83948263
That's not a thing, you're probably just having another retarded discord experience

>>83948451
>being an autist who doesn't know it is rude is okay

>>83936482
>do you like horses?
not really
>have you ever ridden a horse?

>verify an email and excessive captcha to casually post on 4chin now.
bwahaha
yes, it made me sad as it was tied to a chain and could only walk in the small circle they had it fenced in in a parking lot.
>would you own one?
no. i heard bout a lady getting bit in the neck and dying. it wasn't an aggressive horse or anything.

so how do I get a femanon gf?

>>83948602
I tried chatting with them in this thread. Asking them how their day went and making them laugh, that only gave them the confidence to start dating chad instead.

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>>83948651
>Asking them how their day went and making them laugh, that only gave them the confidence to start dating chad instead
Thank you for your contributions unc.

>>83948602
>so how do I get a femanon gf?
You don't. Dating anyone from this website is a shit idea.

wonder if moidchan is pregnant

>>83940357
You have massive fat girl energy

>>83947814
>That's not cope. It's just wishing you ill.
Which is infantile which is part of why he can't get sex.

>>83950684
https://twitter.com/asukagrypr/status/2024000242144731371

>>83950684
It wouldn't surprise me if she became a hedonistic slut after getting married.

>>83950959
Oh no! Nick Fuentes! The edgy incel! Anyways...

>>83948263
I've been in mutual emotional tampon situations with women I dunno why people seem to think it never goes both ways. I guess the difference is I would of liked to have sec with her and she didn't want to have sex with me but she still listened to my problems

>>83950959
>conservative is just another Epstein
No surprise there.

>>83946624
>Sitting on them is a bit far up.
I'm guessing a mini horse or a pony would be more your speed.
>maybe get a cute carriage and take people for little rides around town
Is Tampa enough of a tourist town to make that viable? Usually that works in places with big parks or large non-car tourist areas.

How have you been lately, btw?
>>83948592
>it made me sad as it was tied to a chain and could only walk in the small circle they had it fenced in in a parking lot.
Was that something at a fair, or for school?
>>83946503
>You feel bad climbing in another creature's back desu
They're fine with it for the most part so long as you treat them right. Some even like it because they know if someone rides them they'll get treats and attention and will seek out that reward loop.
>>83951944
By 2028 Epstein and having been associated with him being based is going to be the baseline republican position, and Nick is just first one pushing that.

>>83951944
Epstein was a democrat though.
I really don't understand this narrative. Like, not even trying to argue about politics, Epstein was literally far left.
He hated Israel.
He pushed trans ideology.
He donated mostly to democrats.
He actively worked with the leftist israeli PM to fuck with Netanyahu.

Where the fuck is this coming from? Everything Epstein did was mostly involved with leftist ideologies and politicians.
I don't care to argue about opinions on politics. I am just stating a fact. This narrative doesn't make sense at all.

>>83952189
>thinks democrat is far left
hilarious

>>83952206
Where did I say that?
Don't change the topic tho. I said I don't care to argue about political opinions. Epstein was way more aligned with democrats and leftist ideas.

I don't like Horses.

I think they dangerous and i am heavely overweight.

Thoughts on horsecocks? Yay or nay?

>>83952189
Why are you lying on the internet?
There is a lot of talk in his mails about influencing and financing European conservative and autocratic right-wing people and parties.
Don't just lie when people can easily check if your lies are true.
https://euobserver.com/202108/hatred-of-angela-merkel-and-the-pursuit-of-compromising-photos-epstein-and-bannon-sought-to-reshape-european-politics/

You are either just another lying poltard or exceptionally delusional.

>Israel
>Israel
Who cares except you poltards.

>>83952940
This just talks about Bannon.
80% to 89% of Epstein's donations to political figures and causes were to democrats.
>Israel
I only mentioned it because he actively worked with a leftist candidate against a right wing candidate and claimed to hate Israel.

>>83953004
>This just talks about Bannon
You are insanely dense or disingenuous.
Those are things Epstein and Bannon talked with each other.
Fuck off, cunt.

fuck off with this /pol/ bullshit

>>83953044
It only really talks about what Bannon said to Epstein. Idk why you're ignoring his donations and support for left wing figures. But this isn't going well. I'll leave it at that.

>>83952504
>Thoughts on horsecocks?
That's mostly a moid thing.
>Yay or nay?
I see what you did there.

>>83953072
He/she/it is just talking to itself again. Don't respond since it will continue doing it anyway whether you call out its own sanefagging and see the proof when all those posts get deleted at the same time. By its own admission, it's the literal stereotype of a neet in its late 30's on disability that has spent some of its money on extra laptops just to shitpost faster.

>>83953194
>That's mostly a moid thing
then why do foids buy horse dildos?

>>83954485
>tiny amount of women buy it
>therefore most or all women buy it

>>83954485
They make me buy them for them actually

I have 8 femanons added on discord and they are all ghosting me right now

>>83954687
Which ones and which is your favorite?

>>83954687
The octo-ghost strikes!

>>83954687
What did you do for all of them to ghost you?

I have 8 femanons from /biofem/ on discord and they all are sending me nudes

>>83955621
Pls let one of them be tomo with her 34 DDD (sometimes 32 G). Preferably also with her bf Andy groping them.

>>83955731
>34 DDD
I wish I never solved that puzzled and mentioned it. Then she wouldn't have told anyone.

>>83956003
The blow up over it was great.

I unironically have like 5 20-something moids with mommy issues in my DMs jerking off onto pictures of my chest and butt and begging to send me money
I'm not even all that good looking I'm very plain

>>83936482
I love horse i hope one kicks me in the head but i would neveeveevevevever own or use one they are too scary they are thinking ahead you know one day theyll take over i dont want to upset them...

>>83956003
Wtf are you talking about? I was the one who originally got her to say it.
I do kinda regretted it for a while. But since I was right about the "I'm not readi for a relationship right now" thing being total bullshit, I don't feel as bad anymore. Everyone is a stereotype.

>>83956705
Why send your nudes to everyone else but me

>>83956936
>"I'm not readi for a relationship right now"
That was every single nona.

>>83956947
It's more fun when they already know and have a crush on you

>>83956952
>That was every single nona.
I have something to say about this, but I can't say it without sounding extremely salty.

I wish all women a very restful sleep.

NETANYAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIVE ME A FEMANON GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
NETANYAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>83956979
Say it anyway.

>>83956967
ok then give me a crush on you

>>83957122
I don't need any more of that business it's hard enough getting peace and quiet nowadays and I have literally dozens of videos of them cumming already

>>83957092
Thank you.
Lost the urge. The more I thought about it, the more apathetic I became. Not at Tomo, idrc about that. Just in general.
Man, it's truly over.

>>83957141
Just say it anyway. It's not like anyone is going to notice you.

>>83957136
I never said anything about cumming. That isn't for just anyone. Only if you're special.

>>83957169
The cumshot videos are the main thing I want out of it so there is no incentive to send pictures or dirty talk to a guy if I don't get to watch him cum after.

>>83957164
I kind of did. Now I'm just thinking about other things. This isn't the thread for those things. Maybe I will make a blogpost that gets 0 replies later.

>>83954543
Give him a break, the average robot only sees the outside world through webms posted here like a prisoner in a cave watching shadows.
>>83956952
Not me. I was always open to a relationship, just never one from here.
>>83957015
And you too.

>>83957178
>kind of did
We're autists here. You have to directly say it instead of being a vague motherfucker.

>>83957226
Which one are you?

>>83956952
Every single one until Chad came along and seized them from us. Every woman is Chadsexual.

>>83956936
>"I'm not readi for a relationship right now"
wait what's wrong with that?
Not feeling like having a relationship and getting a change of heart would be bad?
>inb4 Chad
That's also just changing your mind

Good morning 'tock immigrants

I am praying every foid here kills themselves
Amen, praise buddha, Vishnu, Allah, Odin, Ra. Make my wish come true

>>83936482
>do you like horses?
i do in theory
>have you ever ridden a horse?
nope but i'd like to. im kind of scared of horses but they seem like polite fellas
>would you own one?
never. i like the city

>>83957368
>nope but i'd like to. im kind of scared of horses but they seem like polite fellas
Tomorrow I will send a horse to you carrying a rope. You must follow the instructions on the letter which comes along with the horse.
You will hang for your crimes

>>83957370
im so fucking scared right now desune

>>83957389
What religion do you believe in? This is very important.

>>83957396
religion is for retards whats this gotta do with the message horse

>>83957407
I'm praying on behalf of the scientific community. PLEASE kill yourself. I hope you kill yourself, very painfully and slow

>>83957422
youll get your wish someday soldier but rn im watching markiplier so maybe later

>>83957432
Good, please make it as painful as possible

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>>83957432
>im watching markiplier

>>83957438
sure yeah whatever you want dude just b patient plz

Imagining the biofems getting fucked by their Chad bfs and becoming pregnant with Chad Jr.

>>83957350
This is bait.
>>83957271
There is nothing to say anymore.
I don't know how to cope with the loneliness.

>>83957524
I want to imagine that so badly.

>>83957271
That's probably tifosi.
>>83956936
>I was the one who originally got her to say it.
yes after I guessed it was her. If I didn't mention it you wouldn't have asked.

>>83957570
>I don't know how to cope with the loneliness.
You do what your ancestors did. You keep trying even if it takes thousands of times.

>>83957581
>If I didn't mention it you wouldn't have asked.
I had been asking for a while. That was my whole thing.

>>83957581
>That's probably tifosi.
Imagining Tifsoli out camping with her Chad nurse bf and fucking under the moonlight.

is this thread normally just incels spamming shit, if so, excellent containment method biofemanons

>>83957603
In the past, half if it was. The other was whatever nona was up at the time. During American hours just about all except for moidchan.

>>83957432
>watching markiplier so maybe later
Did you see the new movie? I've heard it's not bad.

>>83957610
>During American hours just about all except for moidchan.
She was talking to Eurofags the entire time. Kek.

>>83957603
>is this thread normally just incels spamming
didn't use to be but one time I pysop'd all of the incels itt to make an incel version of this thread and have them post there instead. fun times. All of the foids got lonely and started visiting the other thread instead.

>>83957623
None of the Euromoids ended up with her. She has wild sex and is getting bred by army chad.

>>83957623
I'm not yuro, and I take credit for her engagement.
I should really fucking kill myself.

>>83957628
You do realize that I was the one who orchestrated that, right? You were just one of my pawns.

>>83957652
You didn't get her despite being here to occupy her lonely time on midnight shift. Kek.

>>83957668
I didn't get what? I didn't ask her out. I encouraged her to stop being retarded and acknowledge the guy who asked her out. She did and now they're engaged.

>>83957658
sure thing little buddy

>>83957683
>I encouraged her to stop being retarded and acknowledge the guy who asked her out.
How do you feel about it now?

>engaged
They married in November.

>>83957619
not yet! im waiting for it to get on streaming or my preferred piracy site cuz i have a projector and $6 popcorn at home. ive seen some good edits abt it tho it look sick

>>83957713
>How do you feel about it now?
I mention it when I want attention.
But nothing really. Many others did the same. I think I did the right thing and stand by what I told her. It made her very mad at me at the time, so I like to think it had some sort of consequence, but it was probably the others telling her about it that did it.
Now I don't really care. Good for her.
It's an unknown territory for me, like we're in different planes.
Like, I'm genuinely glad it worked out for her.
But she's a stranger, when I think about me, I'm still just a weirdo posting in my room.
I think things have gotten considerably worse since then for me.

>>83957762
>$6 popcorn
Oh, I didn't know I was talking to a billionaire. Let's do a watch party when it's "out."

>>83957770
nah nah i meant the whole packs of em cost $6 as opposed to the whole bucket $6

thats a fun pickup line itd probably work if i was on hinge or smth

>>83957763
She didn't want to be forced into the relationship. She only did due to everyone annoying her. It was not just you and everyone here. Think she maybe happy that you called her retarded for doing something she did not want? She seemed content with her life before it all.

Though good for her now. She gets to have him cream inside her pussy every night while you stay in your self-pity. She gets to snuggle up with a warm body being comforted while his jizz is leaking out of her.

>worse since then for me
How so?

>>83957823
>She gets to have him cream inside her pussy every night while you stay in your self-pity. She gets to snuggle up with a warm body being comforted while his jizz is leaking out of her.
Holy fuck I am throbbing right nkw

oh so this is just a drama containment general then. i see.

>>83957835
Drama in the literal sense since it's all fictional fake stories and larps

>>83957835
It used to be more fun but these threads are a long cry from what they used to be. Use to do puzzles, play browser games, etc. It was fun.

>>83957805
>itd probably work if i was on hinge or smth
Too bad we aren't on hinge huh then we could have worked.

>>83957911
The threads were never fun and puzzlemoid turned out to be a groomer

>>83957957
>puzzlemoid
Who's that? I recall gm nona, boring nona, and scara posting the puzzles.

>>83957964
>boring nona
That is one I really want to know how she is doing.

>>83957829
Imagining it now. Hard to believe the moid hater reduced to this.

foid, my pp is hard and throbbing do something

>>83936482
I have a fictional question for you femanons. There's a guy around 25, and there's this horny 13 yo girl lusting after him (she is his sister's best friend). I know she's very mature for her age and she's a pervert already and she knows exactly what she is doing. Do you think she will regret it once she's older? Just to clarify, the man is relatively attractive and there's zero grooming. I'm talking about this girl lusting hard after this man.

>>83958856
Don't start this groomer shit. It was always a shitty forced /pol/ meme.

>>83957964
>gm nona
She was nice.

>>83957823
>She seemed content with her life before it all.
Not him, but she did not seem that way to me at all. At best she seemed ok.
She was very bitter about many things and being bitter is never a sign of being content. It's the opposite.

>>83959068
what? What I'm saying is that there's zero manipulation on the man side. Like this man didn't even particularly like young girls before, but this girl is hot and really horny.

>>83959097
What exactly was she bitter about? She had issues going on in her life but was still content.

>>83958856
13 year olds are children.
>she's very mature for her age
Literally only groomers say this shit to molest little girls thinking they're "mature" for not acting like screaming retards in class.

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We really got a moid here asking women if a middle school girl should be having sex with grown men

>>83958856
Kill yourself oreganito.

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How do mulattanonas deal with all men preferring white and east asian women?

>>83959115
NTA but I've had minors who admitted to being attracted to me and I was very quick to reject them. This is only an issue if you're a pedophile and judging by the fact you said.
>but this girl is hot and really horny
About a literal child makes me think you are the pedo in question. Please stick with women your age and leave children alone.

>>83959481
She isn't. Cum works as an anti-depresssant for women. She gets medicated with army Chad's med daily.

I can't take the word Chad seriously as a certified outside-goer. I see women with mid to ugly boyfriends all the time and every time they are brought up incels go "she's cheating on him" as a coping mechanism.

>>83959500
>>she's very mature for her age
Reminds me so much when groomers and groomed say:
>aGe Is JuSt A nUmBeR!!!

>>83959576
>this entire conversation
Cringe.

>>83936482
>do you like horses?
Yeah but they are pretty tall and scary irl
>have you ever ridden a horse?
Only twice it was really hard and exhausting
>would you own one?
If I had the money sure why not

>>83959612
Chad isn't all about looks.

girIcum

>>83959481
>What exactly was she bitter about?
I don't keep track of details, feel free to read her old posts yourself.
Or go the easy route and just dismiss what I said.

>>83957823
Why are you so resentful? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>Think she maybe happy that you called her retarded for doing something she did not want?
Yes. Because she was being retarded. Why do you choose to be mad about something that has absolutely nothing to do with you?
You don't even know what I said, I was polite in my initial posts about it.
People have the right to make mistakes, but they don't have the right to not be told they are making one. Idk what you're mad about, it makes no sense. It's probably some sort of projection.
>she seemed content
She kften talked about how miserable she was and how much she hated men. She had a mental breakdown when he asked her out. Are you stupid? Why do you even care?

>>83959576
True. This thread is simply the yapping of malnourished dogs

male here, do women like to play Age of Empires II

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>>83936482
>do you like hoses?
Not particularly. The way some people are fascinated with horses is interesting in itself, though. (horse girls, mlp franchise, horse fuckers, etc) its bizarre
have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes. Not very scary for me, but as prissy as it sounds, I never liked farm animal smell despite being around it for a lot of my life.
>would you own one?
Hell no. Way too much money, risk, responsibility, etc. To the glue factory, Boxer.

thank you all for the compliments on my baking last thread :)
>>83956936
boo hoo
also I never liked the "muuuuuuh i feel bad I got tomo to reveal her TIT SIZE oh my god.. I am such a bad person, wow.. all my fault" larp. Hello? I never had to reveal any information. I chose to. Any harassment I get via this thread can be solved by going anon and/or to a different thread. Moids are so dramatic.

>first bf
>2 weeks in
>uninterested in more than 2-3 word replies when we used to write paragraphs back and forth
trying not to crystal cafe blackpill myself here about the intentions of men
god i wanna slam my head into thsi table. he was so amazing and sweet to me at first but now im just so confused.

>>83960089
>hoses
>horses
>fucked up the second bulletpoint
I got a case of the Mondays

>>83960094
Ask him about it directly and say how it's been bothering you. Sometimes conversation topics just run dry or guys get shy/comfortable about not needing to keep writing paragraphs about themselves on end, it's not always something personal or he just wants sex.
I sincerely hope your first bf isn't an ebf though.

>>83959845
>Why are you so resentful? What the fuck is wrong with you?
its the resident woman who thought moidchan was her fellow anti-man warrior

>>83959500
except this case is actually real. This girl have had a boyfriend and her parents let her roam the streets alone. Like she's genuinely "street smart".

>>83960089
>>83960107
>hoses
Kek. I really hate garden hoses.

>>83957603
Not at all, but the board is fucking shit right now so I'm not surprised most of them stopped checking it.

>>83960107
hoses are awesome, super fun when the planet had water and you could just play to get everyone wet

water balloons were more common too but hoses are awesome

>>83960089
>I chose to.
Noice

>>83958856
>>83960251
13 is a child regardless of the circumstances. Fuck off groomer.
>>83960089
>Way too much money, risk, responsibility, etc
I've heard that horses are good if you're a rancher with livestock because cows and sheep don't spook as easily. But how many people would that be a genuine use case for?
>Moids are so dramatic.
It's a way of trying to extract sympathy from you, and a pretty meh attempt at that.
>>83960261
Good to see another who has joined my fatwa against rubber garden hoses.

>>83960449
>13 is a child regardless of the circumstances
I don't think so, in most human history she would be already married and expected to have kids soon.

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I wish all women a very double yolker egg breakfast.

>>83959845
I'm not resentful. She can be doing a lot better than that fugly husband with lots of emotional baggage that made her life worse. All because people pressured her to date him until she caved in just like she does everything else. They look like father and daughter, not husband and wife. She could have been dating either one of those two doctors at the hospital that kept flirting with her.

>>83960143
I'm not Op1. I hate her.

>>83960854
>They look like father and daughter, not husband and wife
how tf do you know what they look like?

>>83961072
Do you think you are the only one she talks to outside of here? She shares way too much and doesn't think before hitting that submit button. Sara could have easily dropped her dox on here. She is way too trusting.

>>83959511
>We really got a moid here asking women if a middle school girl should be having sex with grown men
Welcome to /r9k/.

>>83959612
>coping mechanism.
Welcome to the entire point of incel dogma.

>>83960089
*hug*
Welcome back, Tomo. : )

>>83960107
I like hoses more than I like horses.

>>83960284
This person gets it.

>>83960463
You mean that part of human history in which autists were locked up or abandoned in the woods to die alone? Yea, good times.

>>83961234
>You mean that part of human history in which autists were locked up or abandoned in the woods to die alone? Yea, good times.
I miss those days. Autistic people give me the heebie-jeebies.

>>83961234
>You mean that part of human history in which autists were locked up or abandoned in the woods to die alone? Yea, good times.
you make it sound worse than it was, the kids were usually very young and there were lots of wolves around so they didn't suffer too long

moidchan, stop being so trusting please

>>83960854
and who are you why do you hate op1 and moidchan?

>>83961244
>Autistic people give me the heebie-jeebies.
I know a few who aren't so bad.

>>83961333
>the kids were usually very young and there were lots of wolves around so they didn't suffer too long
*lol*

>>83961396
Yes, please, for your own good. Shut up and stop oversharing.

>>83961491
Me? She knows me as Leah. I don't hate her. I'm friendly to her. She's just too dumb and dense sometimes.

Op1 just rubs me off the wrong way. Nothing in particular. I never actually talked to her. Just something seems off.

>>83961691
>I'm friendly to her. She's just too dumb
that doesn't sound very friendly

>>83960089
>"muuuuuuh i feel bad I got tomo to reveal her TIT SIZE oh my god.. I am such a bad person, wow.. all my fault"
I never did this. I just felt bad for you at some point. And not because of "getting you to say it", it was because there was a time when even I cringed at the amount and quality of the replies you got. Not because "it's my fault :(".
I made this point myself.
Foids are such bad liars.

>>83961691
Dunno why you're stirring up moidchan drama rn. She seems quite happy with her husband and in love. And she hasn't even been around lately.
You sound like a jealous moid desu.

>>83961753
that or op1 pretending to be somebody else

>>83961753
She seems awfully mad for no reason.
This is the kind of foid that always causes drama within friend groups kek

So I had a glass of white wine after opening the bottle for making french onion soup, and I think I might have drank it a little too fast...

>>83960463
Grown men gangfucking boy ass was also common for most of history too, so I'm sure you'd have been fine with that happening to you.
>>83961234
>You mean that part of human history in which autists were locked up or abandoned in the woods to die alone? Yea, good times.
Or they got press ganged into the navy and died of getting a splinter in their foot.

>>83961961
>Grown men gangfucking boy ass was also common for most of history too, so I'm sure you'd have been fine with that happening to you.
I wish I was a cute twink. I wouldn't be a virgin.

>>83961991
Go get fucked by a gay guy if you are so desperate.

>>83961961
>So I had a glass of white wine after opening the bottle for making french onion soup, and I think I might have drank it a little too fast...
Is it wrong if a guy you like takes advantage of you while you're wine drunk?

oooh I forgot to mention how my Valentine's Day went! So I remembered incorrectly, and we did not go to dinner, but rather a quaint little afternoon tea place! We got this three-tier tray with desserts, and little tea sandwiches- and the tea itself was so flavorful. I never knew a melon tea could actually be so vibrant and fruity. Loved it, I plan on going back when we get the chance
>>83960284
the taste of metal after drinking from a garden hose..
>>83960449
Horses are good for herding and getting around the farm, but they don't have much utility anymore.
>>83961234
*hug* thank you florida
>>83961734
>i never said I felt bad for you!
>i Just felt bad for you!
moid contradicts himself speed run, lolz

>>83962444
>I plan on going back
Wear the big stompy boots. The juxtaposition would be epic.

getting a stiffy now, can someone please call me a woman so I can be on my way? I don't want to be a nuisance and keep larping, I just gotta bust a nut.

Nothing wrong with disclosing you're a busty goddess

>>83962444
>the taste of metal after drinking from a garden hose
Which metal taste is your favorite? I like brass fittings taste more than stainless steel. Aluminum is blegh. It makes me gag.

What's your favorite color, fembots?

>>83962444
>moid contradicts himself speed run, lolz
I said I felt bad for you. Not that I felt like I was a bad person.
You're trying too hard. I don't even know why. But either way, it's not working.

wish Tomo would kick me in the balls and call me a loser

>>83962471
I wore my cool leather jacket and matching leather boots on Valentines, but I can go even edgier with the stompers
Maybe black lipstick too. I always admired the goth-lolita fashion but my closet leans more towards mall goth
>>83962541
I think the hose at my grandmas was stainless steel but I cannot remember clearly due to being 5 years old at the time
>>83962567
>yap yap yap
and *I'm* trying too hard? I almost feel bad for you- twinsies

>>83962576
She needs to do this to me and then start fucking her boyfriend on top of me

>>83962666
Big titty goth gf with satan trips.

>>83962532
Especially when it nets you goddessbucks

>>83962666
Did you ever wear the shoes I bought you?

>>83962666
>and *I'm* trying too hard? I almost feel bad for you- twinsies
Yeah. And you keep going, very puzzling reaction.

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>>83962444
Checked. Did you make any special treats for the occasion?

TomoNona locks me in a glass box that slowly fills up with water. She promises to let me out before the water gets too high. But then her boyfriend comes into the room and starts grabbing her massive breasts. She blushes and drops the remote which controls the box. He pushes her down and starts kissing her deeply while fingering her and she moans submissively. He tears off her clothes and whips out his penis. It's huge. TomoNona stares at it in awe, clealry unable to think about anything else. I pound on the glass begging her to let me out. She doesn't notice as her boyfriend plunges his erect cock into her soaking wet pussy and she writhes in pleasure beaneath him. As the water reaches my head he suddenly picks her up and slams her against the side of the box, her fat tits pressed up in plain view. He pounds her over and over again making the entire box shake as water splashes side to side and her intense moans echo all around me. The last thing I see before I drown is the look of ecstacy on her face as his massive load of cum pours from her pussy (meanwhile my pathetic micropenis squirts out a barely noticable dribble of cum).

>>83962555
>What's your favorite color, fembots?
Favorite color of what?

>>83962666
>I always admired the goth-lolita fashion but my closet leans more towards mall goth
*sigh* I can't even pull off a little bit of edge; I look like a kid out trick-or-treating. : (

>>83962444
I did love tap water as a kid, but not like you can do that anymore. No longer drinkable so it's just a free stomachache.

>>83962777
What... the.... actual... fuck....did I just read? This place is unhinged.

>>83962881
Your...favorite color for anything? Stop being autistic.

>>83962945
>Your...favorite color for anything? Stop being autistic.
Neon green, I think. I generally like neon colors (and sometimes pastels, depending on what they're for).

>>83963236
And she goes autistic on me. Great. I mean, you did answer what I questioned but.

>>83963314
Stop bullying my online friends.

>>83963327
No way. Im having fun right now. Im bored at work

>>83963327
>Stop bullying my online friends.
*hug* I appreciate you, but it takes a lot more than what they've got for me to feel bullied. Having online abuse hurled at you from the age of 7 tends to make you learn to completely disregard it. : )

>>83963431
Only if you have a place where you don't feel threatened.

Why is liking yourself as a half black woman so hard.
Twitter is a toxic hellscape, 4chan is racist and none of my coworkers want to talk to me except to swap shifts, so I literally have no way to interact with people except internet schizos who constantly tell me I'm a mistake and should kill myself.

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>>83963431
I'm just throwing banter around. Can't a moid have a little fun with the ladies? Hmm?

>>83963445
>Only if you have a place where you don't feel threatened.
Thankfully I do. Do you not have such a place?

>>83963460
Why are you directing that at me? I already said that you're not bothering me.

>>83963566
I'm not her.
But no, I don't.

>>83963901
>But no, I don't.
That's awful. I'm so sorry.