I wish 4chan was full of evil sociopaths and psychopaths like the usual media say. Then I could find a sadistic cold murderer freak to end my life and dump my body on river
What are you made of, marshmallows?
>>83939487Do it yourself nigger, not your personal army.
>>83939510This. Freak really wants us to catch a wrap for his miserable life.I tried for MONTHS to find a guy that will let me stomp on his balls, pull on them with a leash while he eats me out, throw tiny rocks at him, crush him, etc and men are all talk and won't let mePlus even if a man "agreed" I bet he'd let me get a few licks in then bludgeon me tell the cops it was a lover's quarrel and I'd just become another dead fetish girlFuck you
>>83939487>I wish 4chan was full of evil sociopaths and psychopaths like the usual media say.This was not entirely untrue with regards to old /b/ and older imageboard culture somewhat generally. There was at least one actual murder that was posted on /b/ in 2007 iirc, and countless other literally antisocial things. Open sociopathy was moreorless completely normal within Anonymous as a culture, and I think Coleman's book even observes something to that effect.I do miss the old internet but /b/ especially was actually pretty dark sometimes
>>83939487wander around in a shitty part of town late at night until it happens
>>83939543The glowies ruin everything >>83939510Did I ask you for anything? I am just venting
>>83939487I posted a while ago looking for this, most people were just trying to have sex with me since I was suicidal. 2 of them did have dark triad traits (one was a narcissist, but I don't think he would've killed me, other one was a creepy indian who was trying to manipulate me into dating him that I later found out was a pedophile that raped a girl). There was another interesting person who claimed to be some type of schizotypal, probably true, I don't know. He had this air of superiority and thought he knew everything there is to know and was often very incorrect, very rude also and a leech on his family. tl;dr: You're not going to find someone to kill you on 4chan. I have heard of stories of it happening so you're better off using seedier places online
>>83939487*Then,*in the river.
>>83939575How to get a Russian to kill me and make into a snuff film or something like that three guys one hammer
Can't we just cuddle instead
>>83939575>womanof course they aren't going to kill you if they can just keep raping you instead
>>83939603>How to get a Russian to kill meGo to Russia, hang around near seedy bars intoxicated. You clearly want to live if you want to get someone else to do it
>>83939623Why the hell do you want to cuddle with me? I said nothing that would want you to say that, you don't even know my sex. I want a murderer
>>83939543I went to look /b/ now and it's just pornYeah just pull the plug
>>83939657Let's cuddle desu
>>83939636Is that a guaranteed method tho?
>>83939623>>83939657>>83939699All-male cuddle party
>>83939487i would much sooner just keep you prisoner and do all kinds of weird stuff to you
>>83939699You didn't answer why you want to cuddle
>>83939690>there are several porn boards where the threads can much last longer and let you post larger files>porn gets posted on /b/ anywaybots?
>>83939734I am not interested in that I just want to die
>>83939799>wants to die>too much of a coward to do it himself>continues living
Too fkn bad, i wanna cuddle and hold your hand and make you feel loved
>>83939851Go away I am not a fucking male
>>83939735Because I also want to die and maybe it would feel nice desu then we could neck
you should at least become a druggie before killing yourself
>>83939861>"Words importing the masculine gender include the feminine as well"-1 U.S. Code Section 1 (Words denoting number, gender, and so forth)The LAW says that you are maleNow shut up and get in the naked man cuddle pile
>>83939891Cocaine is fucking awful and makes you crash hardI just want to be snuffed by Russians
>>83939904>Rules of the USA number 29:>In the USA all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
>>83939905>depressed and has a death wishheroin sounds better for that
>>83939487bitches be wishing for shit like this instead of taking a walk in nature
>>83939920I may be fucked up but I am not an Aiden
>>83939861I dont give a grain of shit. You deserve to feel loved and i will do whatever i can to make that fkn happen cunt now open your goddamn heart before i kick it in and force you
>>83940134Excusez-moi?
