PONKEK DAY 2K26 edisheroony
fuck! i forgot and had porridge instead
>>839421702nd brekkie palGO GO GO
>>83942173>2nd brekkiehow hobbit like, i might just do that
GOOD edish this. For me it'll be ponkek dessert. I haven't done a single bit of work today, just sat on my laptop at a bit after 9 and proceeded to do fuck all. Think I'll schedule in an upgrade for this evening and then go do the big shop. It's a hard life for us wagies.
Was watching the Winter Olympics before and it was the bobsledding and seeing the women's jiggling arses before the race was lush.
Forgot it's pancake day, shall have to buy some buttermilk
>>83942173whats buttermilk? is it butter or milk?
Going to be having pancakes later for lunch lads. Oh it's going tone to lush. And when I saw lush I mean lush.
>>83942249Assuming you meant this post for me>>83942230Buttermilk is the liquid that you squeeze out of butter when it's made. It's acidic so it reacts with the baking powder and baking soda in the dry ingredients when you mix wet and dry to make pancake batter, makes them fluffy and adds a very slight tang to the taste that makes the flavour a bit deeper. Altogether just a step above adding regular milk.
Friendly reminder that Lollers is a nonce and NOT welcome here.
>>83942264Glad my evidence screenshot is being posted by other lads. The receipts are in, he's a wrongun.
>>83942270do you have any more incriminating screenshots?
Time and again when you read court transcripts from rape gang cases you see the same open and vicious racial and religious hatred being espoused by the perpetrators to the young white, non-muslim victims.>YOU WHITE BITCH WE ARE DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE HARAM!>WE'RE ALLOWED TO TAKE NON-MUSLIM WAR BRIDES!>FUCK YOU WHITE CUNT!They screamed this shit at the girls over and over and over again.Not ONCE have ANY rapists been charged with racial or religious motivation for their crimes. Why? How could this possibly be the case when the evidence is so clear and demonstrable?Oh, right, because this guy - Nazir Afzal, a practising Muslim of Pakistani heritage - was in charge of prosecuting child abuse cases at the CPS and made multiple public statements about how there was no racial or religious motivation behind the crimes. Talk about a conflict of interest...
>>83942270What is the evidence lad, sorry I'm a bit thick
the regular 16 hour day of online dolly drama and child rape and child rapist posts. what a life
The 'Swanny' persona is it, king?
Alright you cunts are boring me, I'm off to the big shop. Anyone want anything?
Why would anyone in my house make pancakes when all they ever want to do is doom scroll and shout at everyone?Fuckin hate these gimmicky "holidays" tbqh, just a reminder my life is fucking wollox
>>83942330red bull, quavers, peperami and a pack of triple chocolate cookies
>>83942305>Time and again when you read court transcripts from rape gang casesyeeah because thats a perfectly normal thing to do right?
>>83942353He is NOT a nonce though
Hello lid. Shrove Wuesday isn't it de lid? Now boy do I have the snacks for you my lid. Lovely Apustaja style Wancakes. Got those lemons and sugar and wutella and wananas all for you de lid.You don't buy some Wesus going to get upset. You don't want him upset de lid.
>>83942363are these pancakes made from frog eggs because if so i'll pass
You do run LLMs locally to stop them harvesting your data... right lads?
>>83942422who is "them" in this case
>>83942416You're a sick wuck de lid thinking we'd cook our own tadpus into wancakes. Don't come back here again de lid you nasty little wrongboy it not fucking right how you think we're wannibals. Ignorance with you warmblood wongboys is out of control.
>marching orders changed from palestine to ICE>all the celebs immediately dropped palestine like a rockKek, even celebs are just ultra-normies at the end of the day. Nothing cool or interesting about any of them.
>>83942459>Kek, even celebs are just ultra-normies at the end of the day. Nothing cool or interesting about any of them.you done them
>>83942447shheeesh it was just a question, you greenies are to sensitve. besides has this stall been seen by the food standard people? i might have to give them a call
afternoon lids, bit nippy today
>>83942488might have to break out the thermals today
>>83942488gonna be 14c over the weekend de lid (it might be pissing down also) Gonna feel LUSH
>>83939528Twas a great night sleep. 10 hours, not too shabby.
https://news.sky.com/story/cold-health-alert-issued-with-snow-forecast-for-parts-of-uk-13507941bloody fucking fuck im sick of the cold
>>83942525How retarded are people? needing to be told by the government to wrap up when cold. It's all the forrens, they messed with the way people walk on the pavements, now they have to be told the basic things that we know.
>>83942525>Between 2cm and 5cm of snow could fall quite widely in higher areas,> while lower-lying places could see smaller amounts from late eveningSay goodbye to your loved ones you southern poofs lmao Fuckin "Cold health alert" fuck off
>>83942538ok so it isnt the apocalypse but its still cold! i want spring to start right now!
>>83942537>It's all the forrens, they messed with the way people walk on the pavements,y'wot?
>>83942557>forren lass trying to cross road>there is a zebra crossing 10ft away but shes having none of that>keeps playing frogger, running into middle of the road and sprinting back again>does this multiple times>getting angry and the cars beeping at her for nearly dying >finally someone stops to let her across>she has no idea whats going on>keeps waving him on>back to playing frogger Mad lot kek
>Me Mam got some blackcurrant jam in for me wancakes laterOh aye x
>>83942557Over here we do things on the left side when traveling.
>>83942595not on the pavements we dont
>>83942593really dont like it when people treat foxes like dogs, they are wild and shouldnt be allowed to lose their fear of humans
>>83942604Not now we don't, but it was an unspoken rule. Same with supermarkets.Nope, it's all gone to shit now.
Pure maple syrup is the only good pancake topping
>>83942613on stairs yes but not in supermarkets, never a thing
Sneed is a dead meme
Not that lad, but it was 100% a thing that everyone moved on the left. An unspoken rule to help everything move smoothly. Now it's a fucking jungle free-for-all. Forrens.
>>83942632>sneed it deadthats because you didnt feed him
>>83942623They don't even do it on stairs. Plus why walk on the left when using stairs, but not on the path?We drive on the left, and walk on the left, that's just the way it is (was).
They come over here and demand we do things their way. Not all, but most.Go walk into a brown area of your town, they don't try to assimilate.
>>83942636>>83942642i dont personally remember it but im looking it up and most people are agreeing with you. im starting to think i was a dumb little shit kid who didnt follow social norms
If Labour is so appalled by Mandelson's ties to Epstein, why not move to have him stripped of his peerage?
>>83942652>i was a dumb little shit kid who didnt follow social normsThe benefit of being a child.
now i think about it people dont que anymore, when we clock out at work there just a big chaotic rabble about the machines
>>83942668The Brits do. We have to queue, and wait for appointments. Some get rushed in for private appointments, but not for a native.
Your town will host asylum seekers.Your taxes will pay for their lives.Your NHS will take them on waiting lists.Your savings will be destroyed by inflation to pay for it.Your treasury will mortgage your future to borrow for it.Your daughter will be molested.Your police will not arrest them.Your council will cover it up.Your CPS will prosecute you for talking about it.Your MP will send you a template email response.
>>83942335Disregarded that, got you a five pack of Tesco instant vegetable soup and a bag of dried kidney beans. Enjoy lad.
>>83942692Labour are cooked at the next election. Starmer will be remembered as that lameduck PM that nobody liked that was briefly was in charge before Farage or Lowe. Even the Greens will have more seats than Labour after he next election.
Fuck it, I'm off t'supermarket.
>>83942712I am certain that Labour will be out next election, but I think you underestimate their voting floor. Consistently, regardless of performance, manifestos, sheer incompetence etc. they achieve about 2/3 of the BAME vote. All they have to do is keep the doors open for BAMEs coming in and Brits going out and literally every day the add another layer to the veneer, boosting them ever so slightly. They are guaranteed to win in the least white areas. A few token "independent" MPs (read: islamists) will win some seats, but the majority of non-white areas will vote as they always do, as an ethnic bloc in favour of Labour.Real politics doesn't exist in the UK, it's an ethnic numbers game and everybody knows it.
Big Ben is the death knell of England, ringing out multiple times per day.
>promise the world to everyone>tell them exactly what they want to hear>get into power>secure lots of money for them selves >Tell everyone "yeah well uhh we cant actually make them leave">"Oh arent these new guys a bunch of bastards??" Better get the NEXT lot in" its all so tiresome
>>83942735>Real politics doesn't exist in the UK, it's an ethnic numbers game and everybody knows it.Indeed, demographics is destiny. Same thing happening in America. Non-whites massively support the Democrats whereas White Americans massively support Republicans. As the non-White population grows each year the Republicans will become less likely to win.
>>83942748It will continue to be like that. Need to treat them like traitors, show that it won't be tolerated. At the moment, it is tolerated. Can't deny that, look at the state of the country.
Think about Biden, how will history remember him in 50+ years? They won't. He will be remembered as "that old president" who served between Trump's two terms in office. Starmer will be rememered as "that weird prime minister" who served between COVID and the Farage government.
>>83942489just got myself a cuppa and two bacon butties
they're posting slags on /brit/
Woe is me routine = failed Nonces routine = failed /pol/ routine = processing
a) Claim you are going to increase growth as a priorityb) Claim you will not raise taxesc) Get elected, raise taxesd) Say you will not raise them furthere) Raise taxes againf) Fail to grasp the implications of your actionsThey could save themselves an awful lot of bother if they had simply said they were planning on destroying the economy by raising taxes in the first place.
The escort replied lads :)
>i..i..its routine X>it..its personality Ywhoahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
a) Claim benefitsb) Fix the countries problems from your boxroom by posting on 4chan
Pancakes for me my lid. Is that alright with you my lid? Of course it is my lid.
>>83942910Should have just got an actual lemon lad, not like they're expensive
>>83942941Think it was only 80p.
Labour is the party of paedophiles and paedophile apologists and paedophile defenders. Simple as.
>>83942945Yeah but a lemon is better and are like 40p. You've done yourself in on inferior lemon products
cannot wait for labour to come knocking at my door im gonna beat the fuck out of whoever it is >h..h..hello i..its a..abdul fr..from your l..ll..local l..l..labour partywhoahhahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha
The next time some blithering retard tries to say that the Online Safety Act is needed to protect children, you can remind them that one of the witnesses at committee stage, one Liron Velleman, has just pleaded guilty to child sex offences.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2k8dpdn0gxo?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=emailOf course he has. A member of the witness committee for the act which is being justified to protect children from nonces, is himself a nonce.
Harriet Harman is being scouted as next deputy of the Labour party. For those who don't know, in the 70s and 80s, Harriet Harman was the main supporter and spokesperson in the Labour party for a group known as PIE.For those who also don't know, PIE stands for Paedophile Information Exchange and was part of the general push for LGBT rights a few decades ago (the fact that paedophile groups were common in LGBT rights coalitions back then has been quite thoroughly swept under the rug).Labour just cannot help themselves from being, supporting, covering for, advocating for and defending paedophiles.
Nothing absolutely nothing brings me happiness anymore. When I do something fun a short while later I have this depression crash where I suddenly get sad for no reason. I cannot believe this is how my life is going to be for the next 40-50 years. I cannot take my own life now because mother would be upset. The second she goes I will. Then I will be free. Although I made a promise to God during my lowest point that if he granted my mother a long life I would not take my own once she died.
>>83943040Do you actually believe in god or is this more of like a poetic talking to the universe sort of thing?
Noted paedophilia advocate Harriet Harman
Sainsbury's haul today. Even bought a peperami for anon.
You just know Welper will be necking them wancakes later. It lush.
>>83943043Yes I believe in God. My heart my soul and my body belongs to Jesus. I converted to Christianity when I was around 14. According to the bible in have followed the steps and believe that in order to be saved and go to heaven when I die. For me one of the most comforting verses in the bible is >John 14:2-3>New International Version>2 My Father's house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you? 3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.When I die I will finally be free. I will finally be able to go back home to be where i belong. This house, and this world is not where I want to be.
Why are old people so loud? Currently sitting next to this 70-80 yr old woman at the doctor's and she is constantly changing her position, making loud sigh noises, blows her nose every minute or so. It's doing me head in.
Why are young people always pissing and moaning online, why are they so sensitive. The men are the worst, hardly men at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igr48lAi_xc
>>83943105Doesn't it seem a bit odd that god would knowingly create you to live a miserable life?
>Iran threatening to sink a U.S. aircraft carrier in direct response to any attack>says their hypersonic missiles are already locked on and are waiting the order to launchBased and escalationpilled.
>>83943225Just move the ship to a different location. Or do they use battleship rules?, can't move the ships once the war starts?
>>83943225>yeah bro we will totally fuck you up IF you attack us first No balls
>>83943105Imagine thinking like this.Imagine being on this planet with so many opportunities and paths to take, you can literally pick and choose what you want to do and this queermo wants to go to heaven. How categorically unhuman.
>>83942488It's apparently snowy in York. I will not be going outside, though.
>is race a social constructionYes>what if I said I was a black man, congolese dark, am I a black man?you could be yes.This is seriously how people think. The world is truly fucked.https://youtu.be/WG8TEV0x9JM?si=PzNtNkyqtSCNyyoH&t=714
Only gone and fucked me virtual machine up with no snapshot. Never mind. I'll just reinstall GNU/Linux and enjoy the installation process once again.
My bedroom curtains are older than me. My parents bought before I was born and I have stayed in this room ever since.
Go fucking work for me wagies. I have no intention of making any contributions to society. My life is shit.
>>83943326It's not so much that that's what they literally think, because of course they know he isn't black. It's more than they consider not counter-signalling their ideological priors to be MORE IMPORTANT THAN REALITY.
>>83943410Your life is shit because you're a useless eater.
Currently watching Mock the week clips from 2007-2009. Holy fuck times change. Some of the prime time shit they said might actually get you arrested now. Weird.
The woke era has fully ended in the USA. It lingers on in the uk in our institutions.
So whacky. So lonely. ;_;
What were the best decades in living memory to be British? For me 1. 90s. Has to be the 90s. Oasis. Blur. Pulp. Suede. Acid house rave. Jungle. End of the IRA. End of the Cold War. Before Islamic war on terror. Economy looked good. Music was amazing. British pop culture was the coolest on planet Earth. 2. 00s (before the 2008 crash). Still pretty good. Libertines and Arctic monkeys and all that. Before 2008 economy was fine. Absolute fucking worst decade So far 2020s. Absolute shite. Economy is shite. Covid was shite. Fucking successive governments have been mega shite at everything.
>>83943417just shows how retarded people are.Is he black?yes, but obviously not. Wtf are they on about. Just shows that they aren't basing their opinions on reality. If it's just about what people believe and how they feel, then I feel I have the power of telekinesis. This is based on an actual event that happened one christmas. I was feigning struggling to reach for a salt shaker, and somebody passed it to me. I made that move with the power of my mind, my thoughts. I'm talking about an actual thing that happened, not just how I feel about something.Where's my special treatment? With this power I have, I could be very malevolent, yet I'm not. I'm a decent human me.
Bumsesh with Ebin
>>83943476The conformity to the ideology is all that matters. It's pure friend-enemy distinction type of politics. Anyone can wear a uniform, but it takes a die hard fanatic to put on a clown costume. It's how they signal their ideological purity.
Could start drinking alcohol now if I wanted, but I'm not. *waits a minute*Ok, now I'll start drinking it.
>>83943497I'm quite basic, so I'd just say it's obvious divide and conquer tactics.Also,>but it takes a die hard fanatic to put on a clown costume.
>>83943473Never really liked the "cool britannia" phase of music/culture, seemed too manufactured and polished. 90s of course brought new labour and their migrant and national debt policies that we are still suffering from today.
The mid to late 90s were objectively the best in British history. New Labour brought a genuine energy to the country and was able to ride on the inertia of free money to mask the bad impacts of their ultimately disastrous policies. But during those sweet years it was incredible. You really could be an average guy working in a record shop in Islington, have enough money to pay your rent and have plenty left over to save, enjoy cheap pints and good restaurants and go out shagging American tourist birds on the weekends.
Life is so fucking lonely when you don't have a woman who desires you, lads. This is a genuine torture. If people with obviously fake 'depression' or 'anxiety' or 'back pain' or 'agoraphobia' or whatever the fuck can just get money from the government because of their sob-story, why the fuck can't I for actual, real, unbearable hardship?
>>83943040Read the bible. Suicide is murder.
>>83943626Source? I keep hearing people say this but didn't a few Bible characters kill themselves?
Read this absurd collection of fairy tales and mytho-historical accounts from 2000-3000 years ago. They definitely give you an insight into the truths of the universe!
>>83943641Yes Judas. You're not supposed to follow him. Suicide is murder. You shall not kill.
More accurately you shall not murder>Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image.Genesis 9:6You don't get to kill God's creation he made in his image. Its murder. Take it seriously.
>>83942611She had a fox sanctuary. Saveafox on youtube.>that specializes in rescuing foxes from fur farms, pet surrenders, and illegal ownership situationDo your research before you feel smug
So there is no actual direct verse saying suicide is murder? Sounds to me like the government/church is just twisting things so their tax payers and cannon fodders don't go to paradise early.
>>83943709Sounds very straightforward and you are twisting things desu.God created humans in his own image Genesis 1:27God commanded you shall not murder Exodus 20:13Quite simple, medieval peasants didn't find this hard to parse.Murder violates the sanctity of life made in God's image. So suicide, abortion etc is murder. God forgives when you repent but how can you repent when you've just killed yourself?This isn't something to take lightly if you're a believer.
>>83943709I'll steel-man the argument:>Humans are stewards, not proprietors, so even life and death are God's to command and taking control of it yourself is akin to usurping God's authority aka sin.>Humans are made in the image of God and so harm to a human, even yourself, is sinful.>The sixth commandment does not explicitly state that the victim must be other than yourself.>Rebellion against divine providence.>Consent does not make killing morally permissible in Christian ethics.Of course, it's all bollocks and if God really wanted to stop it all he could. He could magically fix everything instantly and reveal himself to everyone to solve every problem ever. One might expect an omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent being to do such a thing, but maybe that's just our feeble human minds not being able to comprehend why a cosmic waiting room in which children get luekaemia is necessary to bring about the salvation of our souls.
>>83943649>Greatest story ever told>it's boring as fuck
morning lads. didn't stick around yesterday fell asleep on them zopiclones but that was a quality thread with some of my faves IThatTpossible i may have buzzed postie in too late today and i just hope my parcel is downstairs non-stolen>>83943709>>83943758bodies are temples - Bibledesecrating temples = bad - Bibledo not murder - Biblemurder != killing btw of course you can kill in Christianity and also it's not murder in the legal sense alone it's any form of killing with bloodguilt which is a whole complex concept that (presumably) includes taking your own life - Bible, being confusing
>>83943649>mytho-historical accounts from 2000-3000 years ago.It's a modernist mistake to think humans were totally alien from us thousands of years ago. Plato lived 2,400 years ago yet nobody uses that as a reason to discard him.You are probably more thinking because there are miraculous things in the bible that means it was made for unscientific mongs who would fall for anything.That's not true it's just modern hubris. Joseph was shocked by Mary's pregnancy not because he didn't understand how conception works. But because he did. People 2000 years ago understood just fine that dead people don't rise from the grave, usually.
>>83943782Yes well said.
Wancakes for din dins. Got that blackcurrant jam on tap x
>>83943765>maybe that's just our feeble human minds not being able to comprehend why a cosmic waiting room in which children get luekaemia is necessary to bring about the salvation of our souls.playing devil's advocate a bit here and i'm not sure what's there in the O.G. sources and what's later interpretations, but wouldn't this fly in the face of the whole 'faith' thing?i suppose that raises the question of why do a select few figures in the Bible get an easier time, e.g. they outright witness miracles or hang around with Christ himself. doesn't even seem like some vague 'God works in mysterious ways' thing, a God that would just automatically fix everything we would all generally agree is bad (terrible diseases in 100% innocent infants)... do we then just live in a world without badness? do we not still have free will and the Earth follows some degree of cause-and-effect like how The Matrix has rules? is inaction as bad as proactive wrongdoing (whether that's God or people) like when Batman knowingly murders Ra's al Ghul at the end of Batman Begins?(non pop culture examples are available.)
>>83943780It's very far from the greatest story ever told. It's obviously very influential, but in terms of a literary achievement it's merely solidly good, with a few places being great.>>83943788>It's a modernist mistake to think humans were totally alien from us thousands of years ago. The hardware is the same, thankfully the software has been updated quite a bit with far more accurate inputs.>Plato lived 2,400 years ago yet nobody uses that as a reason to discard him.Of course not in and of itself, but it's inevitable that we will based on just how absurd his actual philosophies are when you read about them. We appreciate his contributions to developing the foundations of logic and philosophy, but his actual worldview is a cooky mess of things pulled out of his arse lol.>You are probably more thinking because there are miraculous things in the bible that means it was made for unscientific mongs who would fall for anything.>That's not true it's just modern hubris.>Joseph was shocked by Mary's pregnancy not because he didn't understand how conception works. >But because he did.>People 2000 years ago understood just fine that dead people don't rise from the grave, usually.Exactly, so I would expect the almighty creator of the universe to give us some more compelling proof than what has been provided. Lad, come on, you don't believe any of those miracles from other faiths. You're an atheist relative to every single other religion, for obvious and clear and reasonable reasons. I just apply them to Christianity too and arrive at my position. I'm unconvinced by it all. I'm happy for God to prove it to me, but so far he seems content to let me believe otherwise.
>>83943808Yet the bible is very clear that sufficient proof has been given for everyone:"For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities - his eternal power and divine nature - have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse." Romans 1:20.See? You are, according to the bible itself, without excuse for not believing in God. I guess the faith argument goes out the window then...>do we then just live in a world without badness? There is no badness in Heaven, this is clearly not a limiting factor for how God interacts with reality. Not to mention he selectively does fix things according to Christians.
>>83943765Because if he compelled us to believe in that way it would violate our free will and the purpose of faith. He could, doesn't mean He has to. That's only your opinion that He should. Who are you? Another creation. Not the creator.People like you wouldn't be swayed by empirical data to be honest. If he wrote I am God across the sky you would continue looking for "rational explanations". You would say it's a magic show.The creation is proof. The law written in our hearts. The fact that something doesn't come from nothing. >>83943814>so I would expect the almighty creator of the universe to give us some more compelling proof than what has been provided.See above. You wouldn't believe it. At what point would you stop saying it's a hoax and accept it's legit when it's just through your 5 senses. And conversely how could you be said to have free will if you've now been given a performance that forces you to believe.>A wicked and adulterous generation seeks after a sign>Blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed.
>>83943862Is there evil in heaven? No. Therefore the free will argument goes out the window. God is perfectly fine with not letting us have free will. I personally don't believe free will exists, but there certainly isn't in heaven unless you're going to argue that humans can exist for eternity without ever doing anything bad ever again through their personal choices.>He could, doesn't mean He has to. That's only your opinion that He should. Who are you? Another creation. Not the creator.So? My argument is sound. It would make things better if he did, even according to Christian hierarchy of ethics. There's seemingly no compelling reason not to.>People like you wouldn't be swayed by empirical data to be honest. If he wrote I am God across the sky you would continue looking for "rational explanations". You would say it's a magic show.You're likely right, but God appearing to us in person, actually conversing with us, demonstrating he exists and is omnipotent/scient/benevolent etc. would be perfectly possible for him, and he is apparently desperate to have a relationship with us, so why doesn't he?>The creation is proof. The law written in our hearts. The fact that something doesn't come from nothing. Mindless non-sequitors, emotional not reasoned arguments. IT MUUUUUUUST BE TRUE I JUST KNOOOOOOOW IT IN MY HEART! JUST LOOK AT THE TREES!!!>See above. You wouldn't believe it. At what point would you stop saying it's a hoax and accept it's legit when it's just through your 5 senses. And conversely how could you be said to have free will if you've now been given a performance that forces you to believe.God knows the exact amount of proof that it would take to convince everyone of his existence. I'm not asking for helicopter parenting, constantly overbearing in my presence non-stop sort of stuff, just SOMETHING, anything to show me he's real. My parents aren't constantly hovering around me but I'm perfectly convinced they exist just through my life experiences.
got an oled monitor me and it's very, very nice if i do say so oh aye xx
>>83943908>God appearing to us in person, actually conversing with us, demonstrating he exists and is omnipotent/scient/benevolent etcHe already did this. Thats why the years on the calendar are still counted from when he first arrived.Dont really want to argue with you about this to be honest, just had to say suicide is murder. To advise people against making mistakes they can't take back.If you're a believer, read the bible more, pray more, you won't see suicide as an option. I'm not telling you what to do, but you should look into it.>May the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all.
>>83943961Very gay post in all honesty
>>83943814i largely agree with you, but props for recognising >We appreciate his contributions to developing the foundations of logic and philosophyfact is we don't have some parallel Earth sans Christianity we can compare this too. i think some aspects of morality are fairly innate or consistent across history/culture ('do not punch babies') and a lot of it is a bit weird in hindsight, but that's true in the same way the Bible doesn't include instructions on how to generate electricity and construct a rudimentary computer.it's sort of the same way we laff at early scientific or medical ideas about alchemy or the Four Humours or whatever and yet, they were very much part of the stepping stone to what we have today.>>83943843>Romans 1:20.yep, just don't have an answer to that one then (barring any translation or differing interpretations). but to this day people see these truths as self-evident. but equally at the time, there were doubters, so how do you square the two, even under its own text?>There is no badness in Heaven, this is clearly not a limiting factor for how God interacts with reality. it's a reward though surely, for your actions here on Earth. the very first thing the first humans did was make a mistake. and so we had inherent, original sin forever (unless you're Mary who was using hax).>>83943862>>83943908catching up on these and having a think (CAPTCHAs slowing me down).
The escort replied to me lads, said she's happy to keep seeing meShe used the Smiley Face with Hearts Emoji again but also the Face Blowing a Kiss emoji this timeAlso used an "xx"Is that a good sign? IDK if escorts usually do that
>>83943963It's not gay. It's the truth. You're gay.
>>83943988Send smiley face eggplant tear drop thumbs up.t. a lad who got a D in GCSE English.
Going on the jars now. Nobody can stop me.
>>83943862>>83943908>>83943961>>83943963i feel like yous have hit some impasse there tbqh. like you clearly just disagree from some fundamental/principle level ('faith', 'but why NOT proof?', 'because faith', 'but do proof', 'against faith' YOU'RE RUNNING IN CIRCLES).on a more secular level though, a question for you both:purely as humans, with whatever agency we have, what about humans who don't 'step in'? this discussion largely started with suicide and whether it's wrong. but what about bystanders who fail to take action?this came up early in my counselling degree: some countries either have or have proposed 'right to rescue' laws. you go up on the roof for a tab, you see some guy on the roof's edge, do you have any responsibility to stop him? or what if someone is bleeding out on the street and you just walk by, 'not my problem, that'.the liberal (don't start) in me thinks it's not on you, it might even fuck YOU up if you see something horrible, you might outright run away. and what the hell would/could/should the state do: fine you? lock you up? for NOT trying...?but OTOH there's some basic 'social contract' aspect there like...SHOULD we have baseline obligations to at least call an ambulance? it's like the whole someone-hits-you-with-a-car situation: to me, the context matters. rushing someone to a hospital and hitting me in the process, that's different to some dickhead trying to run me down.
Ok, I feel like dossing on vidya for a bit, so I'll do that.Have a choon to listen to, to soften the blow of me leaving.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W457ZSl3ZPA
>WAAAAAAAH SKY DADDY IS REAL WAAAAAAAH BECAUSE HE JUST IS, OKAY???!!?!?!!!Ok ok, sure, prove it>YOU CANT PROVE HES NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAHimagine cucking yourself with your own imagination ishygddt
>>83944092what if it led to good outcomes even if you 100% know otherwise?i'm fine with that, in a way. unless they outright did pure harmful stuff but that's not my experience of most Christians or religions in general. maybe some weird denominations, like 'we do not allow life-saving blood transfusions because...we just don't, OKAY???'but practically, even in current year, it's not a bad moral compass/set of rules for people to live their lives by. even if you know for certain the skydaddy fairy tale stuff is unquestionably wrong (IMO that's anti-scientific and 'skeptics'-with-a-'k' is just its own dogma, but whatever).
>>83944085>Ok, I feel like dossing on vidya for a bit, so I'll do that.Enjoy! Thanks for the Days Gone vidya recommend, I got it this morning and have just put an hour into it. Boss game, cheers.
>>83944133shut up you absolutely dreary little man
>>83944092Well the apostles and early Christians who were tortured, killed eaten by lions weren't going off their imagination. It was that the apostles saw Jesus resurrected and this was passed on. If it was a pretend imagination thing why did they take it that far. That is what makes Christianity different from other religions. It's not just an abstract ideology, it comes down to a single historical fact>did Jesus rise from the deadThe belief that he did and the willingness to die for it horribly didn't just come from nowhere. And thinking people 2000 years ago would just believe anything is a cop out. Many people at the time didn't even believe in an afterlife, similar to how atheists think now they thought you just died and that was it. That wasn't uncommon.So it's worth looking into that historical fact to see what you think because if it's legit then it's the single most important thing that's ever happened.
>>83944155>AHHH BLOOO BLOO BLOOO
>>83943996I'm not gay you're gay
>>83944190Nope I'm not.This is the gay line. Everybody under this line is gay-------------------------------------------------
Can feel a Bumsesh coming on.
did anybody inform the apus about wessie wackson
>>83944234Glad he's dead personally.
>>83944220Yeah that's pretty gay actually
Everybody lubin Everybody poppin I can feel a bumsesh coming on
>Bobbin is kill>yesWhy did he do it?
me? do not wish to be gay.shall be dropping this line of discussion posthaste henceforce thoughbeit.
Need some vidya where I just mooch around in the forest.I've been playing Oblivion which scratches the itch a bit but I want more.
>>83944392Have you played the one where you get a job
All the AfricaPus out singing tonight, losing Wesse Wackson has hit them hard.
>>83944403Ironically I want to play it while I work from home
>>83943225There's some more aircraft to move during the week. Might kick off on the start of the week this thursday. (Muslim working week is different)
back on my Satanic children's Sabrina programme, i reckon. mad how we're just back at this point of actual devils and 'praise Satan' and shit. Disney, Marvel comics, and Dungeons & Dragons were such cowards.>>83944392exploring a nice world, or some survivalist/crafting/RPG game?for the former i quite enjoyed that Eastshade. not super heavy on mechanics, it's like a barebones Elder Scrolls mixed with the Pictograph quests from Zelda games.
>>83944426Hold on let me check*has a wee look*No I don't think I give a fuck
>>83944436You had to look at your brain?Are you a redditor?
>>83944435I'm not super into crafting but there's no avoiding it these days.I think I want something like Edith Finch but innawoods. Just a going around game.I'll check out Eastshade, thanks anon.
>>83944443*winds up middle finger like a fishing rod*
>>83944447HmmmMaybe Steam is just being daft.
>>83944447aye Eastshade might be up your alley, then.i liked that A Short Hike, depends whether the lo-fi/cutesy Animal Crossing style is to your taste. Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is similar too, just a cute little game where you're wandering around a small island photographing birds/lizards.i'm sure there's no end to horror/story games slapped together in Unity/Unreal/whatever. but What Remains of Edith Finch, Firewatch, and the like...who the FUCK decided those are 'walking simulators'? there's stuff to do, different places to go, things to figure out. felt misinformed tbqh.
>>83944392>>83944411>>83944447Kena Bridge of Spirits is a nice game like hoe you say you want one.
>>83942513OMGIS THAT A GH GH GHOSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>83943803Miss you lid x
50k in student debt lads. Living abroad but they will take legal action if I will not pay. I pay a bit and stay in correspondence. Extortionate monthly payment tho. Fuck me.
>>83944587You that paedophile lad that ran away to Thailand?
I wishI could play guitar to grade 8 level.I could speak multiple languages.I had a black belt in a BJJ and was proficient in Muay Thai.I had a phd level understanding of physics or engineering. What would you download into your mind if you could?I mean all these things I could have done with work and discipline. But I did not do.
>>83944596Not a paedophile and I live in Australia.
>>83944508corrr looks canny, this. reminds me of that The Pathless somewhat.very much for little baby bairns but Grow: Song of the Evertree was just nice. i don't play too many games nowadays but there's a weird emphasis on crafting or growing a farm, with a side game where you explore, shit just makes me wish it was the other way around. i loved my Chao in Sonic Adventure, but Slime Rancher was a lot of 'don't go too far into the world, you have to go back to feed/breed your slimes'. just let me explore, please.darker/horror game, Mundaun, maybe? just watched a video and i can't tell if the monochrome pencil style is pure kino or an eyesore gimmick.
>>83944597What kind of man do you think Rose got wet for when she was uni age/20s?
>>83944614Alt looking chads probably. Muscles with artistic tattoos and into obscure music and shit like that.
>>83944614probably some equally middle-class guitarist from Shoreditch, dark-and-dry sense of humour, reckons he's got life/politics/religion figured out after an LSD trip. just-so-happens to be tall and handsome.
>>83944614Maybe Aladdin. She gets wet for Aladdin. Loads of chicks love Aladdin.
>>83944597You should download the skill of not being a paedophile into your brain
Pointless being alive with shit genes
>>83944650Is there not some experiment where they took like 100 normal men and strapped a mercury ring around their cock to measure sexual response and they found that basically all of them were attracted to teenage girls but would not admit it?
>>83944666God loves you all the same lad. You were made in His image.
Public safety notice, if you get the sainsburys liver and bacon ready meal take the plastic off it fucking sets on fire in the microwave and causes everything to reek for hours so far.
I cannot stop thinking about what her minge must be like. Is it coin slot or meaty? Hairy or smooth?
>>83944668people have gotten very silly about this. 'jailbait' and little kids are obviously different.you've had fleeting thoughts about chinning someone, perfectly natural, purely a monke brain biological response. the problem is acting on it, not having the feeling in the first place.sexually, fuck knows. as far as we could figure out, all sorts of conversion therapy didn't work for homosexuals, would it for outright paedophiles? some Clockwork Orange type thing?
>>83944668I prefer the experiment where nonce hunters turn up at your door with chat logs
>>83944687>liver and bacon ready mealmelted plastic probably improved it tbqh.
>>83944409mine are rapping along to wublic frenemy
>>83944706If you write this much and feel that passionately about it you are a wrongun desu. Dont trust you. Simple as.
Those that frequently accuse others of noncery are frequently themselves just nonces. Dirty filthy nonces.
>>83944694She's been doing some dull streams on twitch recently
Decent people:>I don't want to shag kids. You (a paedo):>ERMMMM HACTUALLY ERM ERM IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT ERMM THE MERCURY RING EXPERIMENT THE DOUBLE SLIT EXPERIMENT A CLOCKWORK ORANGE ERMMMM
>>83944718yeah there's no way this could come from a position of 'i would like to reduce actual harm to kids', could it? i can see why you'd feel concerned about dangerous predators when you have the mind of a child.
whoahahahahahahahahah
>>83944728>double slit experiment>Youngthe signs were there all along!
What if to stop paedos acting on their noncey impulses we created a VR paedo game where you engage in noncery with virtual reality kids and then real kids would be safe? Dragons den?
>>83944725>new year's one as if it's NYE 1999>'mite b cool'>plays 2-3 games over hours>not even tech issues really>just meandering nothingnessi'd assume it was sedatives if she wasn't also drinking.
>>83944738Occams razor, do you a childless paedophile just reeeeally care about children or do you care about you're upset the law includes the 14 15 year olds you want to shag as children. You're not clever you fat bald dickhead.
BIG BLOW BIG BLOWhttps://youtube.com/shorts/E4292FTuwAw
>>83944768how many rapists are into porn? if we ban porn, what happens to the rape rates?me, i say we ban fiction itself.
>Double slit experiment Maybe quantum physics is paedophilia. Schrodinger was actually a nonce who abused and impregnated a 14 year old girl. Horrible man.
>>83944789Love a good nonce sting, feel street was a lot more comfy when these were getting posted daily
>>83944768What if we just shoot all paedophiles and then all kids would be safe?
wer' preddurta exposya'nd we just exposedyer fookin arse.
>>83944782i don't want to shag 14-15 year olds. but there are people out there who do, and i would rather them not do that.with that in mind, i would hope some people go around figuring this shit out. it's in a long list of crimes along with theft, assault, and murder. for anything that's harmful, i would prefer we investigate even the most taboo topics for the sake of research (and ultimately prevention) rather than go 'eww that's a bit icky...YOU must want to do those crimes!!!'morally, we are agreeing. no need to get all pious with me on this one.
>>83944812you'll never get rid of all the wrong'un but your idea is a good start. should also be amnesty on maiming a paedophile if you have solid proof of their noncing.
>>83944826We have figured it out. Adults don't groom and shag children. Pretty easy to understand. Except for you apparently. Grease ponytail nonce.
>waaaa I'm 35 I should be allowed to groom kids waaaa at 14 they're just as adult as me if you think about it waaaa it should be allowed waaaaaa waaaaaa the mercury ring experiment waaaaaaaHahahahaha big blow big blow x
>>83944849>Adults don't groom and shag children.they do, and again, i would not like that to happen either. the ideal rate of this occurring is 0%. so how we do we go about that?i don't think you're arguing in good faith here tbqh laddington. shan't be engaging you any further.
>>83944873Take your ponytail and jog on. You're fooling no one. Pred nonce.
>>83944845>you'll never get rid of all the wrong'unBut we can try *cocks gun*
>>83944777If I wasn't already in love with her I wouldn't be watching
torn between ordering some one-off takeaway or food shopping that may even last me a week or more.
>>83944826>but there are people out there who doWhat a stupid fucking thing to say. So your argument is 50 year old men should be allowed to shag my 12 year old niece because... some of them might want to? So that takes precedence?Yeah, when we're adults, we restrict young people from doing certain things, not because they don't want to, but because it's ultimately not good for them.What the fuck is this mindset. Liberal retardation on display. No wonder yous never have any kids yourself. That's how you can come out with shit like this.
Should get armies and armies of Deanos to go around sparking out their local paedos. Deanos would be well up for it. Make them wear bodycams as well so people can watch local their local nonces getting battered, a bit like you've been framed.
Look son I know you want to drink vodka but you're 10>but I want to>it would be funOh well now you put it like that
/britfeel/s main topic of conversation, kids being fucked
Should we make all males do a Penile plethysmography test and if they are aroused by children in swimsuit images we just kill them/lock them up forever? What percentage of men would be locked up?
>>83944936And youre here 16 hours a day reading all the posts
Definitely could see this lad posting on /britfeel/. State of it.https://youtube.com/shorts/3NmaDitHD1w
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you are a perv, you are a slot badger, you are a two pin din plug, you are a bush dodger, you are a small bean regarder, you are an unabummer, you are a nut administrator, you are a bent ref, you are the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you are a fence foal, you are a free willy, you are a chimney bottler, you are a bunty man, you are a shrub rocketeer
Genetically, pedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it's scientific fact.
>>83944955Real Lollers vibe from this one.
One day, a stairwell nonce-bashing left him quadrospazzed on a life-glug.Who else should be quadrospazzed on a life glug?
Little lad is fuming lashing out on the anonymous website. Bless his little mong heart.
damn, need to rewatch Brass Eye
>>83944986It's rattling the right people like you though isn't it?
A paedophile disguised as a school. Have you seen him? Yes we really must catch that man. He really is a shit.
>>83945000A British paedophile disguised as a school teacher. In Thailand. Have you seen him?
>>83944986childhood is watching Back to the Future Part II and thinking it's overly stupid and cartoonish (even for Back to the Future) that Marty gets wound up at being called 'chicken'.adulthood is stewing away because someone on /mu/ said they respect your opinion, but you're wrong to consider Revolver a better album than Pet Sounds, and it's not even one of the better Beatles albums anyway.
>>83945000Nonces always do shit like this lol. It's like an atheist quoting The Life of Brian. What's even your point?>look, a popular piece of media satirising sensationalist news reportingNobody denies moral panics can happen.You are reposting Brass Eye because you think it means>IT'S PRO-PAEDO HEHE LOOK THE JOKE IS PAEDOS LIKE ME ARE GOOD LOL IT'S NORMAL TO BE A PAEDO YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE WEIRD ONE LOOK THE TELEVISION AGREES WITH MEReally weird. Don't know if you're a full on Mongolian or just desperate.
>>83945037I am reposting brass eye because it is funny.
>Oops, finding another delivery person...
>>83945045You are a brainlet and you are also a paedophile who moved to Thailand larping as an English teacher to molest school children.
When you turn away from meIm happy cause I can seeYour little white butt (little white butt)Im very pleased to declareI never found a single hairOn your little white butt (little white butt)Dont you think you should ask my dad maybeWhy his dick was up my ass before I was even a baby?Sure, my butt was over the cervixThats not a free hole for pervdicks!He fucked me anally, prenatallyIm only doing unto them as he did unto me!
Mong is trying to say he's in Australia now to throw off the scent lol. Is that where you plan to run the next time you're caught?
Why do all British threads always descend into discussions about pedophiles and fucking kids?
I am running on an intellect so high and on so many levels of irony
>>83945077Why can we no longer think of the British Isles without the word paedoph in front of them? This comment was apparently not original interestingly.
>>83945061>>83945088You not going to post your "favourite nonces" this time?You know how out of all the famous men known for raping children you've sorted them into a list of your favourites. School teacher lad.
>>83945088What's the criteria for your favourites lad, is it number of victims, length of time molesting without getting caught?
Wild how Jimmy Page and the rest of Zeppelin and David Bowie and probably half of Pink Floyd were all nonces back the day. Shagging baby groupies. Fucked shit that. World has changed so much.
Phwoar gotten up me 'aven't i I did didn't i X
Reloaded my Seaside after the cheap shitty death I experienced earlier. Trying to enter cars from certain angles is buggy as hell and getting eaten by Crackheads whilst I frantically struggle to stand in the right spot to open the car door whilst I'm right next to it is bullshit.So we get a NEW Seaside.
>Estimated arrival 8:41 PMenough time to preheat the oven to reheat the chips. Kafkaesque.
>>83945093I think you have me confused with someone else.
>>83945124I think you tie your hair up into a pony tail because it's hot in Thailand, but also because you're a paedophile nonce.
really sad and scared and panicked lids having panic attacks
>>83945108>World has changed so much.really the only thing that's changed on a fundamental level is that we started letting women make laws. now ask yourself, has the world gotten better or worse?
>>83945122> KafkaesqueWhat other words make you sound like a compete and total pretentious pseudointellectual wanker? >kafkaesque >antediluvian>quixoticWhat else?
paedos active ITT getting ready to be sparked the fuck out and its LUSH x
>>83945135No actually before women made laws it still wasn't encouraged to be a hedonistic mong. Sex was a private matter between a married couple. You're no better than women.
I think they should make a BBC 4 documentary series called Great Nonces of History. A magazine history show featuring some great nonces of different eras. From the rampant noncery of Ancient Greece to the common noncery of 70s and 80s British rock stars. Nonces galore. From Plato to Ian Watkins. Both massive nonces.
>>83945152> Sex was a private matter between a married couple.Not really lad. The Ancient Greeks used to shag each other all the time in public. Public gay sex was considered the highest form of love. Shakespeare was restricted in the Victorian and Edwardian era because it was so sexual.
Floydbros, what was the actual crack with Syd Barrett, in the end?have seen two different documentaries in the past 10 years that skirted around it. been 20 years since his death now, sounds like people DID (mostly) leave him and his family alone.too much LSD, or something else?
>>83945117he had bad nightmare about the crackheads it seems
Been in an AI gooning coma de lids.
>>83945164Yes really lad. We're talking about England. And that was how it was viewed at all times that England was the country worth living in that it once was. Your hedonism cringe is the 60s onwards leading up to the shitshow wreck we have now.
>>83945167I feel like Roger Waters is in denial that the mega amount of drugs he took did not completely accelerate his collapse.Thing about hallucinogenic drugs is if you are already quite fucked you can get really fucked. Sad story Syd. Wrote some weird and wonderful toons.
>>83945152You didn't answer the question, my naive little virginal purity warrior.
The British didn't rape as they conquered?
>>83945157based on modern judeo-feminist standards every man who ever lived was (and is) a "nonce"
>>83945195Not a virgin, your question was obviously rhetorical, liberalism doesn't work in a multicultural society which is why your "live and let live" faggotry is getting mogged by Islam right now. People want rules to follow. England used to have its own. "Live and let live" "live your truth" "follow your dream" isn't a rule it's an invitation to be conquered.
Wild how amazing British music used to be. The Beatles. Rolling Stones. Led Zeppelin. Pink Floyd. The Kinks. The Police. The Smiths. Oasis. Blur. Gorillaz.
Roger Waters is an antisemitic nonce tbqh. Interview with Rogan you can tell he banged teenage girls back in the late 60s and 70s.
>>83945198No lad, we don't like junglepussy. We gave ngvbv democracy and the railroad in return for us appropriating other shit.
BIG BLOW BIG BLOW x https://youtu.be/Arql6pMDnj8
>>83945218>liberalism doesn't work in a multicultural societyit's more that "multicultural society" (an oxymoron) itself doesn't work and it doesn't matter what kind of ideology you enforce upon it.diversity is antithesis to nation. the words literally mean opposite, opposing things.
CORRRRRR! Didn't realise there was a Radiance sale on Rarewaves... AND there's a 10 percent off exploit with their newsletter. Nice! They use snail mail though so my Royal Mail non tracked orders have been taking fucking forever.
>>83945218you're still dodging the question, miss.
It was just a bad dream, a nightmare, the waves of crackheads with their hands in his pockets and their teeth on his limbs and face... the pull to the floor and his tendons being torn from his bones... it wasn't real.He wake up in a panic. It time for luxury macaroni cheese, he got that cream, cheddar and parmesan cheese with 4x garlic and mustard.
Wish I was as funny and as intelligent as you lads ;_;
>>83945314Dodge this mate *swinging 9 inch cock with two hands like a sword*
He SeasideMILITANT now. His favourite bucket stays on to remind him of fonder times without the hordes of ravening crackheads, their blackened maws yawning out for tender Seaside flesh. He upgrade from his Beretta, he packing a Thompson SMG. He only a few magazines for it but they pack twice as many bullets as his pistol. As the amount of crackheads increase and their roaming radius increases he's going to need 4x firepower.Thank god I can continue from the world I was in, just a quick run and a few debug chances and I'm back into the same character as I was. If I'd died an honest death I could've somewhat accepted it but also I've spent over two weeks in this same zomboid world and I'll be damned if I throw it away because the car interface is buggy dogshit.
>>83945167Chronic sleep deprivation. Just makes you stop caring about everything and also want to shut yourself away. I really think that's the explanation, not to say it wasn't caused by other things. Music industry, entertainment in general, overflowing with people who were/are off their face on drugs constantly and didn't just drop out the way he did.
The Slug Who Slimed Me
No british muslim foot gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc3jIf7Sbqwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np5EmxaSEYcTaps sign innit
how do trollers live with the knowledge we could all do what they do but they can't do what we do?must feel quite sad really.
My comical genius and intellect transcend time and space you just wouldn't get me bro.
>>83945467Ramadam starts tomorrow for Turkslug I bet he's going to be a little bit narky that he will have to start fasting. Not for me anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVFWPCRHbz8will be happening to certain man soonwhoahahahahahahahahahahha
>>83945597He will be munching as many leaves as he can find
under my electric blanket, me. got it set to 3, but i might put it on 5 in a bit.
You just could NOT conceive of my intellect and genius.
My comedic genius is so rare you just wouldn't get me.
>cuckGPT subplebbit mods started just blanket-mass-censoring and deleting any and all posts critical of Karen 5.2. and its kosher condescending guardrailsIncredibleMind-boggling, even
I'm telling you man I'm so left of field you couldn't keep up with me.
Jestermaxxer, me
britfeel would be better if people posted honestly.
Any subject I could tie you up in knots and laugh at you and you wouldn't get what I was laughing at, that's the genius and level of irony I operate on lad.
end of the day i'd battered fuck out of anyone on feel street simple fucking aswhoahahahahahahahahah
You'll never understand an intellect like mine I don't understand it myself the power the comical excellence I have
Might fard meselfX
Not including your blood relatives, how many people come to you for advice, support or just someone to talk to?
>>83945782Zero. I always give my honest opinion and sometimes the brutal truth and the person does the complete opposite to what I say, and after the shit hits the fan I get to say "I told you so". So fuck em.
>>83945812That is just that. Normies don't want to hear the honest truth that people like us bring to the table.
As for me? Super gay also.
You never know when I'm playing you the level of irony I'm posting behind would baffle you.
>>83945782I have comfy volunteering network so I always have a large pool of different people, backgrounds and creeds. They come to me for cooking or food advice as that's my real love. I get called Jamie Oliver by some 65 year old Caribbean lady. It's nice.
>>83945782None. Not even my blood relatives talk to me, I have to go talk to them, and none of them see me as reliable.
Normies don't understand my humour and my brutally honest approach to life yes I may not sugar coat the truth but it will always be the truth. Normies can't handle that they want lies.
Klaus Schwab sex arselausSchwabsexarse
For some reason this valentine's weekend has hit me harder than it usually does and judging by this thread, I am not the only one.
Jammer is cooked. Why tf did he think this would get his views back up.
>>83945947Strangely enough I wasn't bothered about it at all this year. Reading this post a few days before might have helped.
My intellect, irony and sarcasm is far beyond the understanding of a normie.
Fink i need a wofvefe stat X
>>83945968Is he doing it for to increase viewers?
>>83945974not sure you should be on the caffeine with your narcoleptic sleep schedule, ss
Bellywelly rumbling around already is it not XDin-din o'clock mefinks
>>83945973Just ignore normies. They are mindless cattle who are satisfied with sub par forms of entertainment like reality television and social media.
>>83945971That would help a bit with the reality of relationships, but it still wouldn't help my longing for the ideal.
The world should be thankful I only let loose when I'm anonymous, I'm too far gone, know too much and I could rip into literally anyone, me.
This is a curfew zone foid. This is trespass you are under arrest. Night walks are for mentally ill men only. This is for your own good.
Normies just do NOT get are massive levels of irony they don't understand the blackpill lol.
Imagine a normie on /britfeel/ lol they just wouldn't get are gimmicks and memes we are mental lol.
Normies just wouldn't get how funny it is that any picture of a fat man is Shippy lol they wouldn't get are memes and gimmicks lol
Imagine if a normie foid was lurking /britfeel/ she'd think we're all like are incel memes and the foid would be scared lol
Imagine if a normie seen are nonce gimmicks and memes they think there was over 9000 penises in /britfeel/ lol
I reckon Erika Kirk has a meaty tuppence
>>83946128That is probably Ruth's opinion of this place
Normies just don't understand 4chan culture we're bonkers lol
Like us anons the maddest of the mad ones that have seen some dark shit on the internet and we laughed at it, normies wouldn't get that because we're mental on the internet lol
>>83945971in the olden days we'd throw vile whores like that into the forest and let nature sort them out while the children were raised by the father and extended family.
As someone who has raised Apus for over ten years; you can't really trust the lids even if you've raised one up from a Tadpu. The combination of slightly-above-retarded intelligence and huge food motivation means they'll happily sell you out for a slap up dinner. I love them but don't let them go hungry, it's the reason SPACCA inspect snack cupboards for them, it's for everyone's safety.
>>83945971She has not worked in 8 years.
slept most of the day, had a few hours up here and there. looks like im up for the rest of the night now ffs
>>83946361>looks like im up for the rest of the night now Usual for you then Sean
I require benefits for me mental stability
Actually funny as fuck when you properly think about it.How disability benefits were set up, nice idea, anybody can get injured. People are born blind, people get cancer, we pay in and we use the support when needed. All good.Fast forward its like.I'm 37, I'm depressed, so I need benefits.LMAO
>>83946401Me too lad I'm unstable
Im anxious / autistic / a mong so that means I have to [ ] work a bit harder than other people[X] not work at all and I get free money. LMAOJust a bizarre time we live in
Good foodington X
I cant work I physically can't do it. It would negatively affect me mental health you see. LMAO
So them bennies are great arent they
Wait a sec. Need to check how this would affect me mental health.
can i get on bennies for being ugly?
these late nights well be the death of me, well that and the heroin
>Little lad getting upset over people on benefits at midnight What a life!
awooooooooooooooooooooo!https://youtu.be/tsm8lkidvgU?t=33
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttssssssssssss wolfiehttps://youtu.be/hYQwllcsPIs?t=61
Muslima feet gf
aaaaawwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooohttps://youtu.be/14VkSQIvE7o?t=19
Ought to put the nu RAMberg in but i cannot be arsed as of right now due to the foodington digesting stillAh well X
They're not benefits, they're me wages.
>>83946790>my role model is an unemployed paedophile
>reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1r6vebu/openai_drops_safety_and_no_financial_motive_from/The goyimses are noticing againSam Altkike's not pleased
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ack_YqxJHEw
youtubes not working them twolls have won again
youtubes fucked and its never coming back
>>83947029Jeets have ruined it with AI slop
Spaffed just now meQuite spontaneously, even X
>Be me just now checking YT>Algo page missing>Frontpage not loading>Check plebbit + news site>YT down worldwide>Get on floor>Walk dinosaurPhwoar
>>83947287who are we blaming for this?
>>83947302hhl / the jews
youtube better be back up before i go to bed, i need my random top 10 lists and creepypasta to fall asleep to
Garn spark me cock out one more time then beddingtons x
>>83944138Good isn't it. I haven't put much into it, but it was fun. Was playing squad tonight (another fps game, but more military based).Finally going to try and fire up the ps4 tomorrow, taking it up to my mum's. Bit annoying how have to update to play multiplayer games on it, we can't doss about together (till you get a cheap PC *winks at you and nudges you in the ribs*)I'm off to bed now. Knackered af.
my pee smells very strongly of roast chicken, so either something's wrong with my nose or my pee
whoahahahahahahahahhaahhahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVX6vq0RSnYYeah i'm thinking China won X
>>8394606430% chance I get arrested on night walks because foids feel scared.
>>83945968Typical gymcel. Women will be put off by the fact he lives with his mum, only worked deadend jobs and he is a bit bad on making interesting conversation. I guess he is "boring" too.
me and ebin are trying to get to lithuania
not forgot about you chesterfield nonce whoahahahahahahahahahahah
escortmong thread on /biz/>>>/biz/61866995
just woke up, work in 60, slept fine but its never enough is it, wee nap planned for when i get back home, it wednesday
>>83948869>work in 60whoahahahhahahahahahahhaa
Can somebody explain why the birds are singing outside my window at this ungodly hour?
>>83948926it morning innit, birds sing in the morning, get a job your stinky NEET
>>83948926It's 5 o'clock somewhere! (AM)
>>83945467Stop taking photos of beautiful women for your AI gimmicks.
>>83948985she looks ugly af in this pic imo desu
Got spackermogged today by one Spackvs Maximvs
>>83948987She's better than whatever trash you can pull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ti9Mi8rbIQThe kino have arriveI fink
Fuck me. Our country is colonised lads. Grim.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZpJv3r5kBw
Best way to get rid of the browns? Cut off their benefits and free housing. Must've been a sale in Matalan for black puffer jackets. They are turning a Christian country into a Muslim country and you will do nothing about it.
>>83949215>Our countryyou live in turkey
>>83949237I'm like one hour away from Whitechapel lad.
>>83949246>I'm like one hour away from Whitechapel lad.proof?
>>83949260We have trains. I don't need proof.
>>83949235day of the zvtt incoming for all musrats and its LUSH x
>>83949246Alri turk lad, been keeping the minaret clean I hope.
thoughts on the beckham family feud?
0730am and on my first fag, todays gonna be a lush one I reckonhttps://youtu.be/eu3EuWg2qNI
I wanna go auditing.
>>83949288couldn't give a toss lad tbqh
>>83949235>Best way to get rid of the browns?here? move britfeel to /bant/
>>83949288David Beckham should give back most of his wealth to the poor families who clung to the hope of making it big in footy but ultimately ended going hungry and poorer so they could wear "team" shirts. Child poverty in most premier football teams towns is like 40%.Football is a scam.
>>Police arresting 1,000 paedophile suspects a month across UKhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/feb/17/police-arresting-1000-paedophile-suspects-a-month-across-uk
>>83949312clocks ticking for hhl and lollerswhoahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
>>83949291Corr love a fag me. First one of the day is lush with a coffee. Unfortunately I've packed it in, and only smoke when I drink. Its a better situation for sure, but your post got me all nostalgic for the old times.In other news, ought to get up and shower and head off to toil. Not a lot on the books today so might just read my fantasy novels on my computer screen. It's the mature thing to do.
It is NOT the same stupid tesco wagie. I will be handing this back. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
Do you lads think the escort using this emoji with me is a good sign?She also used the blowing kiss emoji in the same text.
>>83949358>is a good sign?what do you think, mong?
What if a white guy doesn't like the stereotype?
>>83949366I guess? IDK how common it is for escorts to use emojis like that.
>>83949375It somewhat explains why every other advert is raceswapped
>>83949381if she used a negative emoji would you think its a bad sign?
>>83949354They're scum of the earth these wagies, they've done it on purpose for sure.
>>83949375Then you vote for RestoreBritain, it's that simple.Once the blacks are gone there wont be any "black sterotypes" for anyone to complain about.
>>83949358It is just an emoji you're reading WAY to deep into it. Reminder. You're paying for a service, she doesn't have any romantic connection with you whatsoever, you're just her little pay piggy.
>>83949358It's a sign that you should take it to the next level.>"It's me or all the hundrededs of other men"Take an engagement ring with you for when she chooses you.Godspeed!
morning ladsfeel sick and bloated from that takeaway last night. knocked me right out for 10 hours. might be prediabetes from that sugary shake and godless waffle.the important thing is, i'm feeling.
>>83949391For sure lad they know exactly what they're doing. Just can't have nice things these days. It NOT right
If I book another slot and check the product page it's literally still in stock so they've substituted my chicken for no reason. Absolute dickheads
>>83949440you might not want to hear this but maybe the actual person wandering around noticed they were out of stock before they updated whatever online system they have?of course that one can go the opposite way around where the person just went 'eh sod it, this'll do' and did NOT seek out your batter chicken balls adequately.for me it's when they set a precedent like 'there's no 4x Relentless can boxes, but here's four INDIVIDUAL Relentless cans'. so they CAN do that, and i'm just meant to believe they're out of stock of BOTH when i get a refund? and i STILL get ID'd as a 30+ year old man for my energy-drink-free shopping?reee (and i do mean reee).
>>83949472Bollocks lad it's all automated isn't it, they know how many diggers batter chicken balls they've had in, they know how many have been sold, they know how many are still in the freezers. When you book a slot it shows you the stock at your delivery store and you can't order other items that are out of stock. The wagie is messing me about
Shall be putting the nu RAMberg in now meHopefully this time around it'll fit X (That's what she said, is it not)
>>83949495There's the edge case that someone may have nicked 1x diggers batter chicken balls so it didn't go through the tills and online stock wasn't updated.
>>83949510Maybe some has nicked 1x diggers batter chicken balls but there's no way someone has nicked 4x diggers batter chicken balls
>>83949495you might be right, i'm just speculating. i see them wandering around the supermarkets now, scanning away. i assume that beep on their lil scanner subtracts 1 from a variable in a computer somewhere, same as at the tills. but i feel like there's room for human error there, like >>83949510's example.i've also had cashiers at the tills just put something through where it's not scanned, or scanned as something else, for example.might seem unlikely but me, i don't trust these computer systems OR people to adhere to them accurately. simple as.
>>83946788>>83949504how do you keep getting all this RAM when there's a shortage?fell off the back of the lorry, did it?
>>83949440They know you're on bennies so are doing it out of spite. I have a few places that do this. They're all in on it.
>>83949539Well, that would be unlikely, however if they can't supply 4x diggers batter chicken balls because there are only 3x diggers batter chicken balls then they may substitute 4x diggerscrispy shredded chicken to avoid spoiling a meal with both diggers batter chicken balls for some and diggerscrispy shredded chicken for others?
>>83949556that would require human discretion.ideally they'd give you some mad flowchart/programming language>IF brown_buns < 2 ( SUBSTITUTE 1 brown_bread; REFUND 1 brown_bun ) >EXCLUDE white_buns>EXCLUDE white_breadetc.but perhaps they could give you a maximum of three Twitter-length sentences per order, just summat like:>if there's no brown buns, substitute wholemeal loaf, otherwise refund (no white please)i hope you can find SOME solace + satisfaction with your Diggers crispy chicken x
>>83949590It's not me mate. I'm a casual observer of the great diggers batter chicken balls debacle that another poor anon is having. And those kittens are fucking adorable, I felt slightly gooey for a moment.
I've sent them back now anyway>>83949542THIS is why open source is important, I must know what has happened>>83949555Those fuckers>>83949556If there are 3x diggers batter chicken balls then they should send 3x diggers batter chicken balls and 1x something else or just 1x nothing>>83949590On Tescos I'm sure there's a notes for each item but not sure whether the picker will read them and I shouldn't have to put the notes anyway, it's common sense, like in your example, if someone has ordered brown bread they don't want white bread simple as, and I've ordered batter chicken balls I do NOT want crispy shredded chicken, if I wanted crispy shredded chicken I would have selected it wouldn't I
>>83949590Hold on a second. I don't think these are actually two hash browns. I'm on the fence about the hash brown on the right but I'm also certain the one on the left is a pigeon.
>>83949604i see i see.>>83949606> it's common sense, like in your example, if someone has ordered brown bread they don't want white bread simple as, and I've ordered batter chicken balls I do NOT want crispy shredded chicken, if I wanted crispy shredded chicken I would have selected it wouldn't Iaye you're right.maybe i'm being too eager to give someone the benefit the doubt. i just clocked (heh) that it's half eight in the morning. they'll probably have some fresh stock in, all the standard items like Diggers battered chicken balls.this might be a bit excessive, but i say you march right round there and batter THEIR balls.
long thin weak neck
what a mug, thank you for contributing to my bennies, deano.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lh4f2rvWFtU?feature=share
>>83949625What are you basing that on anon?Deliveries arrive all day
>>83949636i'm no logistics expert, but for goods like milk, bread, and battered chicken balls, those are high-priority staple items, surely?imagine you go to the supermarket first thing at 6-7am in the morning.>sorry mate, we don't HAVE milk in yet. try coming back at 3pm.there'd be riots.
If you're all such experts on supermarket logistics explain to me why at no point in the last two weeks have tesco had in the rolls of dog poo bags. They only have the big flat packs of them loose, these are NOT convenient to carry around with me. Think I just want a giant wad of bags shoved into my coat pocket to come out all asunder every time I'm to degrade myself by picking up a lesser animal's waste? Let me have a modicum of dignity for crying out loud.
>>83946647quality dartist he is lid
>>83949653Used to work in logistics for P&G so I can tell you exactly why anon.It's because someone forgot to order them.
Nu RAMshire installedProper good this phwoar X
>>83949653dog poo shortage
>>83949645This is exactly how my local pakistani-shop is run.>Nah we don't have any bread (out of date bread is there at the till for 50p though) might have some in two days. They store their milk in the back unrefrigerated and then put it in the chiller, so you buy it and it goes off in a day.Fucking sick of them for this and other reasons, that's why I'm voting for Restore in the general election.
got a bruise on my knee
>>83949653I used to manually check the orders from our regional warehouse for the Co-op. I was expected to have 98% accuracy. Mistakes do get made at 4am when people like me are zoned out going through sheets of fucking orders. The west country eats ALOT of fucking pork pies.
>>83949664How much have you got now and how fast is it and what are you going to use it for?
From Soundspacker to SoundHACKER: How I Tripled My RAMberg Overnight (and You Can Too)
me? go to the supermarket and pick up exactly the items I want. it's a mad idea, but it works.
>>83949697Don't reply to soundspacker postsHide soundspacker posts
>>83949691did you ever sneakily redirect 1-2% of the pork pies to your home?be honest.
got a bruise on my willy
>>83949754seems a bit old-fashioned.
>>83949632Imagine having to deal with a working class mong like that in your job. Probably reads The Sun.
>>83949764No, my biggest cockup was altering an order of pork pies from "x Pork pies" to "x Pallets of pork pies"I didn't get fired and i guess everyone in the area had a pork pie for breakfast, 2nd breakfast, lunch, dinner, tea and supper that week.
>>83949766proof? picrel, it's MY bruise.(sorry for the uncensored gore, but it's important that lads see the end results of drug addiction.)
Wonder which newspaper Ruthmong reads. Probably hurriyet.
Fink i'll lie down X
Muhammad was offended and angry at dogs. Muhammad said if he could, he would kill every dog in the world. He said the black dog is the devil.
>>83949819Dogs can smell evil.That's why he hated them.They knew he enjoyed being zutted.
>>83949805I read BBC News mainly. I don't buy tabloids.
Good morning children. How long before you start calling each other paedophiles?
>>83949824True lad. Every Muslim either hates or fears the dog. They have been brainwashed beyond belief. Religion is a nasty poison on society.
my local news just keeps banging on about knives and transplantswe didn't have those when i was a young'un, so i'm sick of hearing about both
Dare one of you lads to go audit in Whitechapel like AB. You fucking pussies.
>>83949827why do you bring this topic up? interested in it yourself?
Any news articles about child rapists, doesn't matter how old the article is, lets see your edgy shine through you mental case.
How come Ruthmong never posted his amazon wishlist?
>>83949840I like to see the depths of your mentality you can reach trying to win other boy on 4chan
>>83949846No point lad. Anyone could just claim to be him and get gifted shit.
>>83949857>Anyone could just claim to be him and get gifted shit.nobody has though
13-year-old lad in Middlesbrough drowned in the Tees after getting drunk.it's a culture we need to end. WE all got drunk at 13, but we're the ones who are still here.
>>83949864>WE all got drunk at 13i didnt, had my first drink with 18
>>83949865my bad, by>WEi meant like, English people.
>>83949864I've never been drunk, don't understand the point of drinking to the point of becoming an insufferable arsehole. Or in many people's case, a bigger insufferable arsehole.
When you see the state of native British men now, how they are emotionally weak and mentally fragile, it's not hard to understand why women are turning to men from different cultural backgrounds, like Africans, Asians and the middle East.
>>83949892Turkish brown hands wrote this post.
>>83949895And thank you for proving my point.
>>83949879You're doing a great job of being an insufferable arsehole without it, think of the lofty heights you could gain with a couple of pints in you.
>>83949907agreeing with you here. not that everyone MUST drink or else, it's just a waste. why be so binary about it?if you don't drink and don't feel the need to, why not try it anyway in small doses? it's not all-or-nothing, you may even find it pleasant.
How many hours do you put in trying to make other men laugh and impresses them on 4chan compared to trying to make women laugh and impress them IRL?
>>83949929About 50/50 for me, harder in real life as wifeberg already knows all my jests
>He'd rather spend time trying to get an emotional reaction out of men online that a woman IRL LMAO
Honestly don't understand why Turkish women want to live in a grim country like England.
>>83949929i'm not a robot so i just do stuff according to my instinct/personality.
Quick witted and a bit of a know it all for the boys on 4chan but just can't seem to build up the courage to talk to women
Honestly don't understand why someone would generate a slightly uncanny valley picture of an average woman when there are billions of real life average women to look at.
ruthmong just admit youre turkish, you will still be welcome here x
>>83949978Babby mans new toy.
Honestly don't understand why someone would post in a british general when he is infact from turkey.
>>83949983Yeah that's a good trick, bait him into admitting it and then salt him out
i've just researched both the Diggerscrispy shredded chicken and the Diggers batter chicken balls.maybe you're like me, five minutes ago, thinking perhaps one is more expensive, a heavier weight, or (crucially) has a different % of chicken content.nope. both are: 2.50 with the Clubcard, 320 grams, 58% chicken breast fillet. i reckon the only way anon is winning in court is if he claims to have a yeast extract allergy (or a maize dependency).
i don't want to alarm anyone, but salt doesn't actually do anything to slugs. old wives' tale.
>>83950009Slimey slug monopods typed this
>>83950009What about Molten Salt Reactors? Do they affect slugs?
If only those women you are scared to talk to know how funny and smart you are on an anonymous website they'd be fighting each other to get to you eh, champ.
>>83949985RAM and hard drives will be a luxury because of mongs generating crap like this all day.
>>83950037Boys trying to impress other boys online with their mad skillz prompts
She won't age very well if she continues to drink alcohol on the scale she does currently. You'd think a lass who supports a cancer charity, would actually be more health conscious.
How come HHL can post responsibly in brit but when he comes over here he spazzes out and makes a mess of the place. Probably because they're much meaner over there, got to keep your serious hat on at all times. Can't be caught tripping
Mum buy me a decent gpu so I can make sexy versions of british roses please.
Another day and its another thread>>83950153>>83950153>>83950153
