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We Buy Any Car sales office edish
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a superior edish.
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Ant and Decs limitless piss.
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Something something [personality] ha ha ha
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certain man gonna be getting dropped
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ur a
>No you're a nonce
you're a pedo
>No you're a paedo
you're a nonce
>No you're a pedo
ha ha ha ha
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>>83952825
>ha ha ha ha
its whoahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaha to you.

whoahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
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>>83952722
Not by you little lad ha ha ha
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>>83953390
better watch out then lad you're next

whoahahahahahahahahha
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>has no job
>constantly buying and consuming drugs
>constantly buying and consuming takeaways
>constantly buying and consuming fizzy drinks
how does he do it?
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No woman could ever love me because I have a bit splodgy birthmark on my left leg.
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Me? 5'2" unimaginably hideous Indian with norwood 4 and a micropenis.
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>>83953657
for a second i thought these were rocks and you were that rock tumbler lad.
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whoahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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>Please unblock spur.us and mcl.io to proceed.

stop trying to work your way around my adblocker, 4chan.
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My Apu was walking through Chesterfield when some spiteful cunt came out of nowhere and chinned him. Launched him about 10ft in the air and left him sprawled out on the tarmac.
My poor lid was just about take his chippy tea on the bus with me and go home to watch Hollyoaks. He's now sat nursing his head, crying and angry he's got eggs on toast for tea instead of his fishy chippies.
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I'm a fucking unlovable freak
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>>83953711
You now remember problem sleuth.
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>>83953725
good. daft little frogger should count himself lucky he didn't end up burnt to a crisp like that little tykes frogger was a few weeks ago
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What's the point when women are repulsed by your presence? Literally what's the fucking point?
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>spur.us
>Spur IP Enrichment & Intelligence - Detect Residential Proxies, VPNs & Bots
>Reveal the truth hiding in plain sight with Spur. Enrich IP data to detect residential proxies, VPNs, and bots using the highest-fidelity IP intelligence to stop fraud, fake users, and threats

well that sounds great. exactly the sort of service you want your browser to connect to whenever you submit a 4chan post.
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>>83953725
stupid frogger got sparked out and that is 16x LUSH
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>>83953762
You can thank our trolls and spammers
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Ugly, disgusting, sick, deformed unpleasant freaks like me don't even deserve love.
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HAVE YOU HEARD THAT BACK IN CHICAGO SONG LAD VIRAL ON INSTAGRAM DE LAD DO YOU HAVE INSTAGRAM YOU BETTER FOLLOW MD OR I'LL TELL SPACCA HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAITORS LAD WHAT IT IS IS
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Nobody will ever love me. I'll die alone, ugly, unloved. My grave will be forgotten.
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>>83953777
i suspect this is more about intelligence gathering for the sake of law enforcement, lad. build a profile on someone to 'deobfuscate' their anonymity, 'just in case'.

dunno how this works with EU/GDPR law. i do NOT consent to Spur Intelligence gathering my data. might see if i can file a Subject Access Request with them (if they do that and it's easy).
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>>83953794
it's TOO REAL
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The Traitors is only good to watch retards flail about in ignorance and get genuinely mad at each other while also not having the self-awareness that they're making just as retarded and unfounded accusations as the rest. It epitomises the 'my feelings are facts, your feelings are feelings' mentality of the average normie.

It is so tiresome though that 80% of the roster each season is a check box:
>gay
>physical disability
>BAME
>old bint
>menol elf
Why are so many gays on the show, seriously? Even half the ostensibly straight men are obviously just closeted too.
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>>83953657
Ash wednesday? n_n
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>>83953794
fucking hate froggers in the workplace. they never do any work, are constantly informing you about z-list celebrity deaths and are effectively unsackable due to spacca aligned hr (or should i say ar) policy
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>>83951470
This ws read In mass today
I wonder if u knew that or its a synchronicity/ sign
https://www.dynamiccatholic.com/mass-readings-today
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>>83953794
Won't work in any place that hires Apus and I'll never understand anyone who lives with one of the freaks. My other half has to deal with one at her workplace and it won't shut about The Masked Singer and he's partial to fly sarnies - which he microwaves then adds a grotesque amount of margarine. We thought he was having raisin sarnies till someone took a closer look. They're mostly illiterate too.
Vile things.
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>>83953725
chesterfield nonce isn't in the diary until tomorrow at 1900 for a sparking

whoahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
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*necks another can*

Hi lids x
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Gotten up just now me phwoar X
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>>83953901
alri lid x
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you're gonna get dropped as well spackernonce

whoahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>83953025
Honestly i fink its Mew byt misdreavus its so cute. Its high ranked
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helpercunt shitting out rothercunts spunk in turkmongs minaret en-suite and its LUSH

whoahahahahahahahahahahah
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>>83953922
Spaz out again until you get banned it's the funniest thing about you, dickhead.
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>>83953913

Alri Rotherlid. Just been womfing around brit these days. It's quite womfy over there once you get used it. Having a few jars tonight so just thought I'd drop in and say hello.
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>>83953901
Alreet xx
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here fishy fishy

whoahahahahahahahahahahah
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>>83953933

We all Mew in life x

Squirtle is actually my favourite Wokemon for the record
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>Hey, what's your favourite pokemon
>Haha yeah it's the one that looks as close to a child as pokemon can look
>...Oh...
You fucking nonces just cannot fucking help yourselves. What the fuck is it that makes you like this? Were you abused as children?
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>>83953945

Hi Crossy x
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>>83953823
>>83953862
>>83953884
it's disgusting and all thanks to the green deal which we all know was funded by the deep pockets of SPACCA. if you don't indulge the greeners its a wollocking
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>>83953794
reminds me of this, that
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>>83953962
>We all Mew in life x
O aye n_n
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little lad getting all the gimmicks out tonight... how sad.
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>>83953852
Yeah ur not wrong. Espscily from season 3 on.It is entertaining tho.
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>>83953943
you should come back here more often we have missed you and your posts lid, having a few jars myself... 3 maybe 4 pints only x
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need Lollers to come along next, and give me his assessment of these spooky spy shenanigans.

apparently they're doing some A/B type testing with this, so you might not have it yet, maybe you never will. but maybe some lads cannot post because of it, who knows.
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>>83954007

I'll drop in now and then for sure. No more wolitics though or weltdowns. Just womfy vibes from now on x
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I would never use the word elusive. Wot u mean elusive I would NEVERR NEVER EVER say elusive https://youtu.be/llypbGd_fOo
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Everybody think they got the angels on their side x
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We gonna dance all night x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7odMzSb6WUQ
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>We've really got to get one next round table.
Well, yeah? Did you not really have to last time or something?
Dumb cunts.
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>>83954019
Lollers been seething all day with his "4chan zany HOWL crease" posting so is all tuckered out now. He'll be back tomorrow to roll out the same routine between his "Happy happy Hi lovely special lads yipppeee" persona.
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When have u ever heard me say the word elusive?o_O



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