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London Metal Exchange edition
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HHL should just wear a neckerchief at all times. Problem solved
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First for popping british cherries.

Your electorate is probably the dumbest in the entire developed world. You're owned by a butch lesbian, KEK.
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>>83975227
Fuck, posted wrong picrel.
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Arse biscuits
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another wrong un dealt with by the protector guardians x https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g8rdp6lrvo
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>>83975218
Bit white
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Reminder, that poster may well not even be British.
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>>83975227
Big orange Donnie

Which reminds me I have some wotsits giants in the drawer. Noice.
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>>83975227
>>83975236
Fuck up mutt
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>>83975218
so are these lads just scrap metal dealers in suits
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The economic left constantly get what they want in this country and they still whine and complain non-stop. Truly just anti-civilisational parasites.
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>>83975287
>parasites
>trannies
>commies
Everyone tires of your pathetic little arguments
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>>83975287
>The economic left constantly get what they want in this country and they still whine and complain non-stop. Truly just anti-civilisational parasites.
Bore off to pol fat lad
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>>83975294
Tbf if you were to sum up the last 30 years of Britain it would be something like "parasites, trannies and commies!".

>>83975296
No, I don't think I will. Not sure why you think I'm fat either, nonceboy.
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Alone. Always angry. Terminally online.
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>>83975287
What does this graph show exactly? No legend or explanation.
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>run editormong_afternoon_melty.exe
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animal abuser banned, good
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he's worried about the economy while he sits with his wife and children, posting on 4chan on a saturday afternoon
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Come on guise lets sit and slag this group off or this individual or this sex/gender.
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>>83975315
Income growth over time by income decile. By all accounts "the rich" are being hammered.

>>83975321
I'm not editormong, I'm not even British lol.

>>83975329
No wife or kids me. And why shouldn't I be worried about the economy? That seems like a sensible thing to be worried about.
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alri bredren, mi need to go pon di shop n the bomboraasclat rain wont clear
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>>83975352
>I'm not even British lol.
Then why did you say "in this country", then?
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>>83975361
Because I live in Britain. Are you slow?
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>>83975364
So you live in Britain and you're not British, then?
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Gets BTFO
>I I I'm not even British lol.
Angry shut in cope.
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sparked out mongboy edish x
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>>83975369
Correct.
>>83975371
Don't even know what you think you're trying to prove here.
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It was easier when you had the personalities to constantly seethe at and about wasn't it x
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*stumbles upon a spacca initiation ceremony in the basement of britfeel towers*
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>only 12 posts in and the /pol/shit starts again

*takes very deep audible breath*
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I'll be 100 percent honest with you lids for once. I have been posting here for at least 10 years and my only gimmicks have been DVDlad and a brief Crosslad gimmick that didn't last long. In between l have made a lot of the posts about Lee Hoyland and Alexander Gordon Jahans.
I've seen many trips come and go over the years, sometimes the general is fast, sometimes it's slow. Always full of endearing spackers that make me come crawling back like a heroin addict.
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>>83975402
Based AGJ poster x
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morning lads. hope the anger is settling down today.

i went out for some food shopping yesterday which i don't remember too well, but i've eaten chocolates and i need to stop doing that.

not sure if my friend is coming round today. the gaff isn't the worst it's ever been, but i know the cold will bother her (as it would bother most).

how are yous? what's the plan for the day?
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Van was shitting the bed yesterday, hopefully it's fixed for Monday, hate driving when you know something's wrong.
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If it wasn't for my agoraphobia
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>>83975422
Agoraphobia is not a legitimate reason to claim bennies. That being said I do actually have debilitating anxiety and if I wasn't able to claim bennies I'd be homeless, starving on the street.
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Only been unemployed twice in my life. First time was 3 weeks. Second was for 9 months.
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>>83975429
Sounds like that could be a template for a 'Ruthmong' character ;)
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Had a strange encounter the other day as I encountered a bunch of Indians dressed in big chicken costumes promoting a certain pizza chains new chicken dippers. One was not dressed in the ridiculous costume, presumably a manager of some sort. He approached me as I attempted to walk past this ridiculous spectacle, and he said "Do you want some chicken dee-pars, ssaar?". Of course I completely ignored this attempt to peddle this unhealthy goyslop onto me, but the bastard insisted, "Saaaaar, new chicken dee-pars". At this point I realised he was matching my pace and expecting a reply, "No, thank you" I said, staring straight ahead, hyper-focused on where I was heading. I was a good head taller than him too, so I picked up the pace and got the hell away from there. Wageslavery is completely and utterly incomprehensible to my mind. I couldn't imagine doing any of that, dressing in a chicken costume, approaching random people on the street, all to sell the unhealthiest slop that people (presumably) eat up... Boggles the mind.
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>>83975422
>>83975429
sorry to hear you lads also have agoraphobia/similar

drinking helps, if you can drink in moderation (alcoholism is a curse). if not, try benzos or zopiclone/zolpidem (whichever you prefer). i've almost been out five times this year. my original goal was 3/week but i think i was being a bit daft there.
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>83975451
all dem 4chan buzz words. epic
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>>83975408
Mate A? What she been up to?
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>>83975440
Me? Unemployed since 2016
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>>83975486
Why? Are you actually incapable of working or are you just choosing not to work?
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>>83975489
I have a hidden disability
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>>83975489
Incapable, I developed agoraphobia around the time Trump got elected.
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>>83975486
Fuck that. The 9 months drove me crazy. I was so bored and drinking all the time.
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>>83975502
Trolling and seething takes up a lot of my time, to be fair, lad.
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wonder how actors feel when they can only get dorky kind of roles
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So people are scared of going outside?
Take it that's caused by being a shut in for a long time?
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>>83975535
>wonder how actors feel when they can only get dorky kind of roles
How much it pays?
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>>83975479
just her three jobs, her degree, the gym. it's possible she has that magic hourglass from Harry Potter 3, one day she'll turn up and be 70 years old because she hasn't thought it through.

i know lads here say a lot of things are easier for them femoids, and she'd probably agree, but she's lonely. sort of a similar boat to many of us really: how do you make friends in your 30s? not just 'go on Tinder and find someone to shag', actual mates?

a few years ago i had circles of friends, like a ready-made social group she could have just joined. she moved back up here AFTER i became a drug-addicted hermit, which is possibly the WORST time.
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>>83975502
Yes but when I had my job I wanted to walk off a sky scraper building.
That brutal point at Monday 12pm realising the day has dragged already and will drag more for 5 more hours. 4 days to follow. You can never just take a day off.
You can, but you have to go through managers and get guilt tripped and made to feel bad.
I never fit in with people anywhere. So I had no office social life that made it worth it. Just felt alone and freakish like always.
I was only 22 so I kept feeling like is this seriously the rest of my life. Sitting at a fucking desk. It's soul crushing. Thinking about the people in the office near retirement who'd spent a lifetime on this shit.
That's a young person feeling. I think I could handle that better and get on with it now mentally. But physically I have health issues so.
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>>83975578
I don't think I could handle a desk job either to be fair. I'm in the trades so it's a good laugh and I actually enjoy building things. It's a hobby I have at home too.
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38 year old unc making up characters to play out online based on his irl pussy life lmao
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Listening to people's retarded complaints and drama all day.
Managers with nice cars and cute wifes losing the plot at me. You need to get this done for me my life depends on it!!
Sorry I felt like. I don't care anymore. You will be fine anywhere in life. Nobody does anything for me. Why am I letting these people mentally abuse me. Who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire anywhere else in the universe. Just pretending I'm human because of my contract.
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>83975578
He's copying one of his yt lolcows jammers
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/VccSzRVZz2xBlWQxa2i6xA/
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>>83975576
I'll be friends with her if you know what I mean desu
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Done me third spaffingham in just now me X
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>>83975489
*alert* normie detected
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>>83975599
The thing about office jobs if you're honest you know the work is 99% a pisstake waste of time. People go far in those jobs when they can larp as if it really matters. Its just numbers on a screen. But it is mind numbing doing ultimately pointless work day in day out for 50 years.
>>83975619
I am not turkmong. I am talking from real experience not made up vicariously from watching youtubers.
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Roight den, off to beddingtons for now

Cannot be arsed X
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>>83975660
>I am not turkmong.
hes another one of your online characters. we know lad
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>>83975623
do you mean 'marry'?

would you be a good dad, and are you a nice person?
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i i im not turkmong
i i im not auditmong
i i im not nightwalkmong
i i im not swanny
i i im dvdmong
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>>83975741
nightwalkmong is turkmong that much we have confirmed, the rest are ambiguous desu
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>>83975765
all of those are played by one extremely lonely man online all day
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ruthmong, auditmong and nightwalkmong all got banned at the same time once
hmmmmmmmmm
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literally been here for years creating characters to play online. seething at posters and ones that havent posted for years. still does it to this day

>Searching for posts in thread #63863122 and that have been deleted. 131 results found.
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>Searching for posts in thread #63872131 and that have been deleted. 12 results found.
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>Searching for posts in thread #63944034 and that have been deleted. 25 results found.
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easy go to bait
>Questions your appearance/age/build/height/weight/sexuality/emotional state/income/living arrangements/living conditions/relationship status
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i think of these Dementors on drug withdrawals, sometimes. just pure depleted. wonder if that's where she was writing from.
>'I felt weird,' said Ron, shifting his shoulders uncomfortably. 'Like I'd never be cheerful again...'

dunno why they bully that Harry lad, though. EVERYONE has a rough time, and then they all act like Harry is a weirdo.
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>Right V Left
>Neets v Wagies
always
A v B
play both sides. top kek epic rile up ggg
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>watching Final Score on BBC
>every other match commentator is a woman

Cringe
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>>83975863
wow what a le ebic puppet master!!!
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>>83975865
Welcome to the YooKay, mate! Don't say too much or you'll be arrested.
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>>83975328
The cat killer poster is probably seethemong. The lad is unhinged.
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>>83975868
every day hes not happy unless he thinks someone somewhere might be pissed off. no matter how petty the point is he want to win it
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Its ridiculous the woman at our workplace contribute nothing to the company and make more money than i do
Its infuriating we just had a bunch of lay offs and we lost some of oir best workers but somehow a bunch of HR shits who do nothing all day still work here
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>>83975810
yeah i'm not reading that, lad.
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>>83975897
did anyone say you HAVE to, lad
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>>83975703
I'd marry her right now yeah, why the dad does she want kids?
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Have to say I'm enjoying /brit/ more than /britfeel/ these days. Maybe if Mark makes a comeback I'll return, but for now I think I'll be done with /britfeel/ and just use /brit/ as my daily general.
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>>83975894
All dressed inappropriately.
Left has too much cleavage on display and bare toes.
Middle's "dress" is too short, boots are too high
Right's tummy is on display and it's not even a good tummy
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if i was in Harry Potter's shoes, those Dementors aren't getting into the train car without a fight. fucker didn't even fire off a single flipendo.
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garn italian restaurant with the wife in 90, tempted to get the lasagne
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>>83975920
this feels very organic. but not as organic as Innocent Smoothies (accept nothing less!)
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>>83975894
Rather have hot young women in sexy clothing than fat ugly old women, me. You?
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the legitimate problem is just a lack of moderation.

i know it's 'cool' to not want mods or rules, but they ought to step in more. surely people are reporting the posts, doesn't take much context to understand e.g. flooding or doxxing.
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>>83975927
Lass on the right looks like she has a huge belly she's trying to hide
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>>83975936
sounds nice, lad. make sure you wait for it to cool down a bit, mind. you might not even realise you're burning the roof of your mouth until afterwards (those lasagnes are tricky sometimes)
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>>83975936
>tempted to get the lasagne
alri garfield
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>>83975927
Gay fella detected
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Mark isn't coming back lads, it is officially OVER.
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mental how Garfield was voiced by the guy who voiced Bill Murray in the Ghostbusters cartoon, then Bill Murray voiced Garfield in the films.

can you think of anything more mental?
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>>83975987
Who cares? Guy was a retard anyway
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>>83975991
>can you think of anything more mental?
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Oh lordy lord I booked a bumsesh in with a 26 stone chunky lad. CORRR going to drown in a sea of rolls and blubber as he draws into my arse. Never had a bumsesh with a BIG lad before oh aye this going to be an absolute experience and it's going to be LUSH.
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Being a fudge packer
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>>83976011
Corr insist on calling him Blad while you shag his big arse
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>>83976007
oh yeah, him. i retract my point about Garfield.
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pretendy pooper penetration aside, how's that Blad doing?

maybe his Pokedex progress doesn't carry the same narrative weight as SeasideZOMBOID or the Apu Saga (not feeling this Slug filler arc, personally) but i am invested all the same.
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Marianna Spring's arsehole
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Just reported my local Paki shop to my local Food and Hygeine standards. Feels good being civic.
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>>83976070
Why is is to hard for you to believe that I enjoy sex with other men?
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little lid is going to go on a drivel spam sesh nows
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He did NOT like blad challenging his larp character
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https://i.4pcdn dot org/tg/1493386474891.pdf

here is a book of Sl_gs for use with your fantasy tabletop role-playing games.
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>>83975227
Your administration is filled with jeffery Epstein pedophiles that trump hired specifically to shelter and defend himself from any scrutiny or consequences. Thousands and thousands of pages incriminating them all raping children but I doubt you even have the intelligence to read the incriminating evidence.

Every single person working in your government has been raping children with jeffery Epstein and you and millions of others spent the last decade worshipping a pedophile.

On the global stage you are seen as a laughingstock and universally hated by everyone that sees you. And when that fat orange child raping pedophile gets voted out the democrats will undo everything he has put forward and make sure republicans never get elected again after the shit that happened with ICE. LOL.
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suddenly got a bit glum about my visit to the escort tomorrow lads
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child rape his favourite topic. now hes happy
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>>83976139
Have you ever licked her arsehole
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>>83976139
A moment of self-realisation lad. Make it the last visit then move on to a relationship that doesnt involve you paying her.
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certain man be getting sparked real soon ha ah
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>>83976184
Maybe he could even find a woman who he doesn't have to pay to have sex with (doubtful)
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>>83976126
>democrats will undo everything he has put forward and make sure republicans never get elected again after the shit that happened with ICE
Good, that's what I hope. Meanwhile your country is tories, and tories lite. USA politics is far more left wing than your government, you people slipped into thje far right and only like a fifth of you vote for it.
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now, i'm all for a laugh, but i don't get some of these metalhead/RPG types.

at the end of the day this was literally free (so at-cost to the publisher) and shops couldn't give them away. just not very useful to actual elfgames.

i like the glass one though. cool idea for a monster.
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>>83976070
Slugmong is the only good thing to come out of britfeel in 2026. Its multi layered. Its based in reality not just a made up story. It's topical (grooming gang allegory). Something off about you if you're running cover for the slug.
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>>83976207
It's just like in real life there's certain people who want to turn a blind eye to what happens to our lasses. For their own comfort. He's happy with fake cartoon frogs whilst the very real invertebrate slug of Ankara simes his sister.
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>>83976103
corrr ain't seen that image in a while
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still need to watch that Gyermo del Toro film where he decided 'vampires have become too sexy; i will make a non-sexy vampire film.'

honestly, that's ahead of its time.
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Give us a slhcluuuurrrrp-kiss lass... got a lot of slliiimeeee to give you... if i get a vissaaaschluurrpp.
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>>83976207
That is ketmong he's a wrongun himself. He will see himself in the slug.
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ketmong. New target acquired for seethe and drama.
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me? im happy to see britfeel more to another board with ids
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>>83976284
If britfeel had flags the posts would drop 50% as the foreign mongs, Americans bullying HHL, Turkmong etc scarper. Worth a try.
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Set target [ketlad]. Set narrative [nonce]. Impersonate. Accuse anyone siding with him as being him. Continue to spam drivel about him. Trawl archives find post to twist to suit narrative.
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>>83976284
>>83976306
don't fall for it lads they start with these promises but before you know it they start throwing innocent people in the slammer



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